Politically Incorrect Family Stories

Funny politically incorrect family stories and anecdotes thread. What hilarious shit did your granddad and great-grandfather say about the good old days?

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- great, great grandmother

good times

bump. This is fun and classic Holla Forums in the midst of these happenings.

>mom who I have suspected was a bluepill for a long time comes up to me and says "Hillary clinton just ended her campaign"

My uncle had 2 boys and the last one was a girl

He would say their names when introducing them, but say "this is girl" introducing my cousin.

LOL

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He was on a good role as well. Even talked about Tesla. I should have brought up the Trump seeing his notes and shit.

Also,

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examples:

just fuck my life up

mfw reading this thread

-a quote from my great-grandfather according to my dad, describing an analogy for mixed race children

he wasn't, he was the manifestation of the will of the old prussian intelligentsia which still lived & proliferated in silence in Germany at the time. i don't like calling him a revolutionary because he put Germany in the state it should've been in , and all states should be in.

On the bright side at least I've managed to red pill most of my best friends, which were already politically incorrect as fuck so we talk about Holla Forums shit all the time.

He lived in Israel for a year so he's also very red pilled about the jews.

No story in particular, but my dad's been telling me about the globalists and their plans for a New World Order since I was born. Always thought he was just paranoid until a few years ago.

I remember one book in particular that he had me read, I think it was called Upon a Pale Horse or something like that. It was a nonfiction book, written by some guy who was later assassinated. If I remember right the guy was paralyzed after an attempt where a random car ran him off the road and left him for dead. Later he "killed himself". Wish I could find a copy of it today.

Aside from that though, both my grandparents were very redpilled about the differences between blacks and whites. But I imagine most American grandparents knew those truths.

Bullshit. Your statement stands in complete contrast to the fact that the harshest enemy of Hitler were not Communists and other leftists, but precisely the old Prussian elites who couldn't countenance the upstart "Bohemian private". Them and the Jews/Weimarians, of course.

I know that feel.

"Behold a Pale Horse" by William Cooper. He was the original cospiracy MVP. I heartily recommend his radio show on "Mystery Babylon", the origin and course of the ancient mystery cults and their hidden flourishing today.

Here's a link to the archives: remnantradio.org/Archives/articles/William Cooper/Mystery Babylon/MB1.htm

only time i remember dad being openly racist

Is he a slav/eastern european?

My dad isn't racist in a funny way, more in a sad way. Whenever we go into town and drive through neighborhoods that were nice before becoming nigger/spic infested hellholes it always gets me down a bit hearing him tell me how nice they were once.

I like the saying "If you put a drop of shit in icecream it's not icecream anymore, it's shitcream" better.

the old nobility fucked the germans over completely and cooperated with the allies

Yet somehow they manage to be complete racial realists, extending to Jews and Muslims even and are totally non-PC in conversation. Probably a pretty good example of 'classical liberals' being totally lead astray by the media and the shittiness of the GOP in past years.

Fucking nigger man.

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Hello Chaim…..

I said Prussian intelligentsia, not elites.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preussentum_und_Sozialismus

A Prussian/German socialist state for Germany was an ideal sought after by German right-wing intellectuals rooting back to the mid-19th century. There was a hundred years of thought that went behind the Reich, it was a natural transition, not a revolution.

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Never knew who he was talking about but it was funny as sin.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks user. Had something similar happen to me the other day debating the pharmaceutical industry with my uncle. Right as I was winning the argument he just reminded me that he was 65 and that I was 24.

I can't stand such arrogance, facts mean nothing to generations of brainwashed people.

- Father, to the pidgeons on the roof.

Then she goes and gets involved with the women's and gay rights segments of (((unions))), and is celebrating Corbyn's election to Labour leader. I ought to try harder…

Those digits that time stamp besides the fact that you saged your bump Kek has blessed your post

I must check that get and the time stamp.

Lord Kek approved this post

Many of those gets were in close proximity

Praise Kek!

My dad always hated niggers and spics.

When i was 10 my grandma used to tell me that blacks had bad blood in them and i can't trust them because they don't behave like us white people.

Check the email field, nigger

I got the same relationship with my sister. Shes

I meant to say she's basically the kind of bitch who'd vote for Hillary solely because she's a woman and never votes Republican, also she's a cunt

Here I just remember when she got owned.

Not super politically incorrect
Overall a good time.

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user you should be happy your dad told you about Bill Cooper and not Elie the weasel.

Thanks a ton user, I'll look into that.

I had something similar,

My family is cucked. Out of 8 childs my grandfather and grandmother had, 6 racemixed.

oy vei

When i was ten, my father was telling a coworker some stories from when he worked in Israel.

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Could you post it?

I'm sorry that you'll have to 'deal' with your cousins and Anties/Uncles

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Forgot

>tfw I need to step up learning German thanks for teaching me mom… so I can ask her what Hitler was like

If I learn enough German I'll record our entire conversation and post the interesting shit here around January or February visiting family early Demeter and staying for ~2 months if not then next summer before her 103 birthday.

My granddad died when I was little, so I had to hear about his antics secondhand from my bluepilled dad (So racist, so backwards, etc)

I should ask my grandma about him, she might still remember some gems.

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he grew up in Alabama

i'm from a Polish family; when my grandmother found out my sister was dating an italian guy she went on a tirade about "those dirty daegos"
we also always referred to negotiating price about transactions as "jewing them down"

It's like an amusement park.

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My mom is pretty redpilled.

>grandma told me a story about how him and his white friends he was half-Injun, half white would go "coon hunting"

Earlier story of him before he died of Alzheimer's.

I wish I was making this shit up boys
Croatia is the best, but most people are so retarded that they just vote for mainstream right wingers that are stealers and frauds, if not cuckservatives

I'm more and more coming to realize the average person really instinctively loathes kikes. The kikes know this, this is why theyre perpetually paranoid. They know the dam will burst one day and kike blood will flow.

My father was in Korea and THE NAM and his father was in WW2 and Korea before finishing out his tour. Gramps was pretty much the stuff of legend - his unit was fucked over by "two spooks. One was the medic and refused to participate in firefights and the other was a lazy nigger who never shut up". My youth was spent with platitudes like…


He later became a state police officer and…


He used to take us to the diner and tell us these stories loudly, not so much for our own edification but because he really wanted someone to take a swing at him.

Dad was a reformed Christian after the service and his stories all usually began with "I'm not racist but…" He was making facebook memes before the internet.

(Sure dad).
(I had an asian girlfriend at the time)

I tend to think my grandfather represented a lifestyle which was obvious and easy to single out. This is unfortunately how redpilled people got a bad rap - they come home from war or life in general and realize how completely screwed up the homeland is and try to pick a fight with it. My father was much more "soft power" and always tried to lead by example.

They always overreach themselves. After the war it was all "muh holocaust, they need a safe space" and Israel (up until then, a bunch of isolated communities in Arab lands) started getting loads of money from "somewhere"
A good few decades of that, and the whole world can see what a country full of unrestrained kikery is capable of.

Winged pajeets is more accurate. Because they shit up everything.

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sage for maybe slide thread, but…

>Later hear that Grandpa was in the KKK and got kicked out because my mother was a filthy racemixer who ended up getting what she deserved

I miss my grandma and grandpa.

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That's the very definition of cuckservatism. Also, kudos to you and your wonderful family, and hail the Republic of Croatia, and the Croatian Republic that is being subdued by the illegal and bastard state that is, Bosnia.

what did happen to your mother? was it the acid to the face or was she set on fire?

What do your parents/grandparents call brazil nuts?

He got much further than he should have.

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I don't have any family stories but I would like to share my own story of becoming red-pilled
I discovered 8ch coincidentally at the same time as the exodus and I had never browsed 4chan at all. Of course I had heard of it but that's irrelevant.
At the time my only interest is /tg/ and I spent a lot of time lurking before making my first post in a thread regarding accurate representation of firearms in PnP games
Lots of posters from /k/ in that thread so I head over
wtf I love guns now
seriously, I buy my first rifle and get into outdoor activities like hiking and camping and I notice I'm less of a skinnyfat piece of shit
take baby steps into politics but only as it pertains to the 2nd Amendment
lots of /k/ommandos are crossposters from Holla Forums
decide to check it out and am, for the most part, unimpressed. There was maybe one thread on the from page that had some good anti-feminist and racially aware material but I didn't buy the holocaust denial stuff and figured it was just irony.
Also, it didn't help that at the time there were a bunch of flat-earth faggots posting shit.
Anyways, eventually I come back to Holla Forums and this time there are significantly less shills (which I now understand the flat-earthers are) and I see some of my first hard redpills
I do some research on my own and come to the conclusion that the holocaust as taught in school simply couldn't have happened.
This leads to question everything else I had been taught. Things about gays, blacks, jews, etc.
Anyways, now here I am. A NatSoc who lurks a Burmese stilt-house enthusiasts website full of people who worship an ancient Egyptian frog-god of chaos named kek and represented by pepe and I find that these are my peers and the last bastion of sanity on this Earth.

It's been a wild ride.

And that is the exact reason (((they))) cannot stop us.
Frog worshipping professional shitposters with facts, figures and objective logic backing their claims.
They have no fucking idea how to combat it and every time they try, they fail epically.
I think Shillary calling out Pepe is one of the best things I have seen since the salt from the triggering

Golliwog? Never heard of that one before.

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Too bad your father didn't heed the same advice.

Not a family member, but a neighbor. I don't remember what the conservation was about, but he said, emphatically, "No. All black people are bad."

I won't forgive you and I will expose you fuckers every chance I get. I never met my grandfather or uncles….they all died before I was born.

I heard a heart warming theory that Hitler picked up a gun and fought the last battle with his own men.
probably not true but it's a nice thought, I hope the jews didn't get to him first.