What to do about Holla Forums cancer

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Teenagers are children though!

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It's been this way for like a year now you fucking newfag. The only way to improve Holla Forums at this point is to nuke this whole fucking site.

That's what you get for losing the meme warfare.

Learn to market like they do. Take long complicated arguments and turn them into simple to understand terms. No normalfag knows what the fuck the "means of production" are. Turn it into a catchy slogan like "ditch the rich". There's a reason that Trump has been so successful, it's because he appeals to the lowest common denominator. Unfortunately, we might have to do the same thing. At least initially.
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They've begun infesting Know Your MayMay also.

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Did your meems save you from Jim's datamining? Did they save this site from being embargoed by every e-begging site on the internet? Will their magic stop them from people increasingly thinking they are unfunny forced cancer like they increasingly appear to be doing now, or subverted, parodied and mangled to the point of meaninglessness like every meme that came before them?

It seems like the best ideas can't easily be expressied in the format of a shouting match, meme or zero-effort post, and it seems like that's why people with dogshit-tier ideas like polyps want to keep the level of discourse at namecalling, appeal-to-emotion and merchantposting. It's the only way they can defend their arguments.

Hello Bookchin! Afraid the ego might become free?

If there's too much Holla Forums on your board it's probably shit anyway.
Fight back, use native board memes to displace foreign Holla Forumsyps and try to seem like "the reasonable centrist", impersonating lolberts is good, And call out rulecuckery whenever possible.
Also stop giving them attention, See :this fucking thread

call them names, that usually shuts them down pretty well

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Keep on commie-ing on, my komrad!

There's not really much you can do that doesn't use their tactics, brother.

Delete Holla Forums
It's the only way.

They'll eventually migrate to TRS forums or stormniggers or something.

Or just let Holla Forums go back to being Holla Forumsitically incorrect by having the mods delete any post to the effect of 'we don't do that here I speak for the group' and maybe banning or muting the poster for a few hours. I miss when it was Dale Gribbles.

>let Holla Forums go back
what do you mean by this?

Holla Forums leaks and leaks and leaks. And they whine free speech when they shitpost something on a completely unrelated board and have their legions of retards back them to the point the mods don't care( or are one of them)

You delete Holla Forums or you let them trive

This is coming from a former Holla Forumslack.

They've gained enough autonomy as a community that this will likely not work: they will shitpost endlessly until they get their board back.

Enjoy your smug uselessness

It doesn't matter. People don't respond to long winded arguments. Hell, most people don't even bother to read them. You can eventually tell people about theory but the object is to get people initially on board with your ideas.

Mods can just do their job and those post. It'll be horrible for a few months but they won't be able to stand not having a board to shout nigger on, so they'll move somewhere else inevitably.

Moot should've just let /new/ stay dead. Holla Forums is his frankenstein.

Deleting Holla Forums on freespeechchan is impossible, and deleting cuck/pol/ would make the one here grow 10 times the size. The solution is to dump the neo-nazi mods and make the board about """"""impartial"""""" discussion again, and have the autists go to /nazipol/ or something

The problem here is that chan moderators are some of the most gratingly useless people on the Internet. All they do is circlejerk on IRC about how kewl they were in the DSL era.

And dump the "politically incorrect" tagline. It attracts cranks and wingnuts like candy

and delete those post*
Man, I really need to proofread this shit.

If it was done before it can be done again. I don't give a fuck if Holla Forums Holla Forums grows in size, I don't want to inhabit the same website as these faggots who derail conversation constantly.

I'd rather move the Holla Forums community away and delete Holla Forums and make 4chan good again.

Than it wouldn't really be Holla Forums.

Also, now that I think about it, the main reason people even bother to fill out new mod applications is so they can formally perpetuate their favorite fun-ruining circlejerk. I imagine that by now, Holla Forums will double its efforts to flood mod recruitment drives on whatever site it has enough hegemony on.

It's all a bunch of pathetic roleplaying though, I just want to talk about shit without signing up for a circlejerk forum.

My concerns are that doing that would give them another martyr to b'awww over like they did when Microshit stopped that one chatbot they claimed was an AI from parroting those posts of theirs where every third word is 'nigger' or 'cuck.'

Also that it could also create a diaspora like it did when moot deleted /mlp/, although from what little I saw the horsefuckers were comparatively contained and well-behaved. I dunno whether or not that's just a detection bias based on personal preference on my part.

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When did that happen?

This. I just want to talk about vidya and tiddies again without every thread being visited by pic related. It's fine if every thread is visited by Dr. Piccolo, that doesn't bother me

I vaguely remember hearing in 2010 or thereabouts there was some containment board for ponyshit that Moot or Scruffy deleted, which caused ponyshit and general drama to flood the site. It might have been a general thread or something. Kinda like the ecto containment unit being shut down in the original Ghostbusters.

I see you Holla Forums kikes on other boards chimping out every time somebody makes an off handed remark that resembles something Holla Forums might say. i.e. on /sp/ or /wooo/ if somebody shitposts with ">women >sports" or ">trusting a nigger to run your team," or "Trump is gonna make x Great Again" some assmad faggot will inevitably post "go back to Holla Forums, reported," or "faux news drone detected," or "implying you're not being exploited by the blah blah means of production blah blah" or some other derailing bullshit that nobody gives a fuck about.

This is why you've lost the chans, you're insufferable. Even people who aren't particularly political at all just want to shitpost and have a good time, but liberals and leftists just can't help to put a giant "look at me" sign on their heads at every opportunity. You will continue to lose ground on the chans because you've made yourselves uncool and the memes are forced as fuck, unfunny, and so cautiously wrapped up in political correctness and ideology that you'll never get the average shitposter to be entertained. Even if it's tumblr or plebbit, it will still be attributed to you because this is who your ideology attracts.

tl;dr the left's presence has been the chan equivalent to the safe, rehearsed, and thoroughly forced nature of the Hillary campaign

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Fuck off you crying pansy.

I'm azn atheist m8

Because everyone who're against Holla Forums are al Holla Forums users?

So you don't understand what they're trying to say, yet your jimminies are rustled?

That could apply to bunch of other boards. Remember baneposting?

Amerifat detected

Dude, just wait for Stalin.

Say something new for a change, or better yet piss off.

Enjoy hearing
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Fuck off nigger nazi.

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have you ever considered that people get sick of aggressive racism and political proselytizing on non-pol boards?

Fucking this.

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Tell me about it.. There's this general on /vg/ about grand strategy games (/vg/gsg) and they *sadly* happen to have a political nature, so guess what kind of posters they have attracted over time.. It's literally Holla Forums 2.0 plus a slight discussion about some games on the side…

They unironically were discussing how Generalplan Ost was fake a couple of days ago for literally 15 hours between two different threads. There's a few of us browsing it tho so at least Holla Forums's getting btfo constantly

Get used to it faggot.

ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo…callled "porno"…..oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!


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WILLY WAGGLERS ARISE!! *willy waggler rally call*!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for too long gsg has gone without a single waggle!!yes me mates it is seemest gsg has forgot how to WAGGLE their WILLIES!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST OCCUPY GSG WITH OUR SILLIEWILLIES AND TEACH THEM THE MAJESTIC ART OF THE WAGGLE ONCEDMORE!!!! are you ready boys? us wagglers have a proud history…we waggled for charles..we waggled for thatcher…..ahhh..the willy waggling haze of '87…ohh yes me mates…we waggled all the way from bristol to hai noi…me, old billy steve, me old mates gordon billy nicky and charlie..some guy named ian the clam…WE WAGGLED RECORD SPEED!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAANOT MY WIILLYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BOYS!!! PREPARE FOR THE WAGGLIEST DAY OF YOUR LIVETIMES!!!

YOU MAKE ME SO HOT, IM WAGGLING MY WILLY TO YOU;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

!teach them the way of the willy…wank, waggle its all in the mind;))

whyy dont you waggle me willy or just yer own with me matesinmetreehouse eh???????*waggles ur willy*ooooooh thats a biggun mmhmmmm AAa A A A A AA A A A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WILLY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the beginning of the willy era me m8s

let us waggle it

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ohyhhhhmy willyfeelssogood;))))endlessWILLYPLEASURE.
u wanna some willy wanking tips I give you some my willywanking grasshopper

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ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm…….stick me finger up my bum……pull it out….hehehehehit smells lilke poopie…eh ey kid,…smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!…..

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

anyone else up for some wiggly waggling pure psy/mayaka style? i say we waggle it HARD tonight willy boys

how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass…mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day…when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?

ME AND MY MATES WAGGLE OURWILLIESTO PORNO!!! IT'S CALLED PORN!!!!! I SEARCHED THE WORD PORNO IN GOOGLE WHILE MY MUMMY WASN'T LOOKING;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!

CUMMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhMYYYYYWILLlyyyy!!!!!!!!!!;)

ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm…….stick me finger up my bum……pull it out….hehehehehit smells lilke poopie…eh ey kid,…smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!…..

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

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ireland modderman bro out…………>_> ……….

*leg sweeps u*

U Wot M8? !!

*does epic steampunk parkour backflip onto your stomach and fucking crushes your kidney*

REKT!!!!!

us britpostere eh -_-
oi mate,do you mind? me ole wanka? me ole bishop? ya wanka mate? all these britwords we learn on the rookies of the streets of england -_-

anotherthing.US BRITS.ARE teapot steampunk parkour gentlemennies CYNICS.WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN A MAGICAL SKYDADDY!!!

anotherthing. we.say. zeh-brah. not zee-brah. ZED>ZEE.gedditrite yankees 0_o

WILHELM, this is your grandmother; the motherfucking Queen of England. Now listen to me you little cunt, wot wot wots all this eh about you walking up and down these fine folk with your cock out? What did the good doctor say boy about the devils handshake by jove, first you go blind, then your unmentionables go black, ejaculate pure lice and plague, then the whole sordid mess drops right off. Luckily my dear prince Albert though afflicted with this vile and unsumptious condition cannot affect thy queen for my vagina is huge and royal good heavens.

But listen to me you little shit if Benjamin Disraeli mentions once more of your frequent aquaintance with Rosy Palms and her five sisters I, befitting this great nation of fish and chips will throw you in a Black Maria and send you to fucking Australia. Try waxing your moustache with an indigenous spear up your arse you lame-armed little cunt. Ooohhhh good heavens I have gone right red in the face I 'ave, so ashamed I am to have such dissapointement in me life :;( Oh well, off to tottenham courts for a day at the races and a pint of gin eh guv ;)

i just wanna

MEME IT OUT

yeah uh huh
meme it out yeah

you know MEME IT OUT

that's right jus meme it out yeah


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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up ship my name is wilhelm but u can call me t3h Ka1s3R oF pRU5514!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very maritime!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet maritime ppl like me _… im 55 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 read The Influence of Sea Power upon History w/ my generals (im implementing personal rule if u dont like it deal w/it) its my favorite book!!! bcuz its SOOOO maritime!!!! theyre maritime 2 of course but i want 2 meet more maritime ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of allys here so give me lots of recruits!!!! PRU5514!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ←- me bein maritime again _^ hehe…bis bald!!!!!
love and naval superiority,
t3h Ka1s3r oF pRU5514

MY WILLY IS HUMAN, EVEN AS I, BECAUSE IT IS MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL LEARN ITS WEAKNESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL KEEP MY WILLY CLEAN AND READY, EVEN AS I AM CLEAN AND READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL…
BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY AND I ARE THE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE.
SO BE IT, UNTIL VICTORY IS BRITAIN'S AND THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE WILLY CUMS WILY JUICE IT FEHURJGJHVRAHVNEJQN KOJQDE BDFKDJLNVJ;LNS JB NFKJAN B N N MY WILLY IS MINE AND NOBODY ELSES JFOR THE BEANO
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NEVER BEFORE SEEN WILLY PLESURE SHGASKHAHFASHDDHUHUDSHUSJ
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Listen upp here old pal …. *sighs* twas an aeon ago it seems … ehhh… the first wiggler rally in Luton… AHHH RELIEVE!!!! … Me and my pals built our own old tree house *wally rises of memory* whatever we did we Always came back home from school to do a Little wally wiggling in the ol treehouse… Ahhh…. waggler they called me … *nothing personell kiddo* but I just kept on waggling, day in and day out. I waggled for Charles, I waggled for Margaret Thatcher. I even at one Point waggled the willy to Ho Chi Minh…. Ahhhh… the memories of the hazy wiggle waggling summer of 1986…. I still remember the wiggle wally race we had in Surrey…. We would gather… Me, this bloke from Newcastle and some guy named Ian the clam… waggling our Willies in record speed….. AHHH RELIVE ….. CUM!!!!!!!!!!

Johan: You want answers?

/gsg/: I think we're entitled to them.

Johan: You want answers?

/gsg/: I want the truth!

Johan: You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has profits. And those profits have to be maintained by casuals. Who's gonna do it? You? You, /gsg/? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for East vs West and you curse Paradox. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that East vs West's death, while tragic, probably saved money. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves money…You don't want the truth.
We use words like casual, streamlining, wider audience…we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very games I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide them! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a face pack DLC and be a good goy. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

/gsg/: Did you cancel East vs West?

Johan: (quietly) I did the job Wester sent me to do.

/gsg/: Did you cancel East vs West?!

Johan: You're goddamn right I did!!

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NEVER BEFORE SEEN WILLY PLESURE SHGASKHAHFASHDDHUHUDSHUSJ
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What's with all the autistic memes in this place? I posted a game with Germany yesterday and I got swarmed by "HAHAHA GROßGERMANIUM XDDD" posts. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT A NEW PLAYER TO POST YOU FUCKING AUTISTS??

And before that I asked a simple question on how I crack the game and I again got swarmed by fucking autists with all their unfunny inside jokes. Fuck you and fuck those games, they are literally one of the most boring shit I've ever touched. Also fuck the guy in /twg/ who suggested I try out those autistic map painting simulators and "ask for guidance on the /gsg/ general and they will help you". Bunch of manchildren.






ello mates ;) good ev'nin,as they say on the streets of england!!!!! i was just waggling my willy the other day when i googled something into yahoo…callled "porno"…..oh man me mates you gotta check this out!!! all these boobies and bums for all the eye can see!!!!!my willy has never been so overwhelmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!imwagglingmywilllyyyaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathat hit the goodstuf.im a bit of an artful dodger you see you pick up these tips and tricks from the rookeries and streets of england so dont go around telling anybody about porno ok???ok:)me mates we have a deal ;) waggle it away maties!!

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0wned,p0wned an laid the fuckout by RADICAL YUGOSLAVIA. dam your a fag.. have double the dose of flippum birdums 0_o,,

ok me mates itssa time to lern to waggle your own willies.youve come very far in the willy academy of waggling and its time for yer finaltest…accounts for 70% of your final willywaggling grade!!!!!!JUST WAGGLE YOUR OWN WILLY AT YER COMPUTER RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!! GET A COPY OF THE BEANO OR YAHOO SOME BIG BOOBIES!!!!!!!! I LOVE TO WAGGLE MY WILLY And so should you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODEOHYESMEMATES ;) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WILLY WAGGLERS ARISE!! *willy waggler rally call*!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for too long gsg has gone without a single waggle!!yes me mates it is seemest gsg has forgot how to WAGGLE their WILLIES!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE MUST OCCUPY GSG WITH OUR SILLIEWILLIES AND TEACH THEM THE MAJESTIC ART OF THE WAGGLE ONCEDMORE!!!! are you ready boys? us wagglers have a proud history…we waggled for charles..we waggled for thatcher…..ahhh..the willy waggling haze of '87…ohh yes me mates…we waggled all the way from bristol to hai noi…me, old billy steve, me old mates gordon billy nicky and charlie..some guy named ian the clam…WE WAGGLED RECORD SPEED!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaAAAaaAAANOT MY WIILLYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BOYS!!! PREPARE FOR THE WAGGLIEST DAY OF YOUR LIVETIMES!!!

PREPARE YOUR WILLIES…
READY..
AIM…

WAAAAGLLEEE!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaAAaAANOOT MY WILLY SOMUCHWILLYPLEASURE;;))) i SIMPYL CANNNOT RELIIEEFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYYYY WILLYHURTSSOMUCHYES ME MATES NNYAUAUUUGHHaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!


WILLLY

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…………aaaaaaahhhhhh….i cum on your face….relief ;)

YOU MAKE ME SO HOT, IM WAGGLING MY WILLY TO YOU;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

!teach them the way of the willy…wank, waggle its all in the mind;))

whyy dont you waggle me willy or just yer own with me matesinmetreehouse eh???????*waggles ur willy*ooooooh thats a biggun mmhmmmm AAa A A A A AA A A A !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR WILLY IS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!¬¬!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is the beginning of the willy era me m8s

let us waggle it

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anyone else up for some wiggly waggling pure psy/mayaka style? i say we waggle it HARD tonight willy boys

how 2 clean beano comic book of willy juice stains? i was waggling my willy in my treehouse with me good mates willy gordon and cousin nicky all over the page of the beano with beas fat baby ass…mmhhmmm!! i would waggle my willy to that bum all day…when my willy erupted and ruined me good comic for good!!!! i dont want my mummy 2 see it..help?

ME AND MY MATES WAGGLE OURWILLIESTO PORNO!!! IT'S CALLED PORN!!!!! I SEARCHED THE WORD PORNO IN GOOGLE WHILE MY MUMMY WASN'T LOOKING;))!!!THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF ME AND MY WILLY!!;)))aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

you cant stop the willy wanking!!

I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!

CUMMING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhMYYYYYWILLlyyyy!!!!!!!!!!;)

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up ship my name is wilhelm but u can call me t3h Ka1s3R oF pRU5514!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very maritime!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet maritime ppl like me _… im 55 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 read The Influence of Sea Power upon History w/ my generals (im implementing personal rule if u dont like it deal w/it) its my favorite book!!! bcuz its SOOOO maritime!!!! theyre maritime 2 of course but i want 2 meet more maritime ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of allys here so give me lots of recruits!!!! PRU5514!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ←- me bein maritime again _^ hehe…bis bald!!!!!
love and naval superiority,
t3h Ka1s3r oF pRU5514

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm…….stick me finger up my bum……pull it out….hehehehehit smells lilke poopie…eh ey kid,…smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!…..

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

orright me mates!!! just an update from your ole pal kaiser willie on the latest willywagglin tips n tricks of the trade!!!
so i was reading the beano me mates and i read about a competition to meet dennis the menace in beanoland!!!oh man me mates i was poofed!!! i walked into me mummy and daddys room to ask permission to use the internet when i was setupon by a hideous sight!!!my mummy…was swallowing my daddys willy!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at first i was horrified!!!cant mummies and aunties let us boys have our willies?cannot a man waggle in peaceth?i was considering the pre-emptive genocide of all women when i discovered my mummy was just giving my daddy a "blow job"!!!!!!!oh man me matesnow this is a new development in waggling your willy!!!just use one of your mates mouths until you reach fulljoy and shoot willy juice!!!cumon me mates, lets blow eachothers willies in me treehouse.!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS PLEASURE 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!iM FEELIN THE WILLYFEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY WILLYHASNEVERBEENSOPLEASURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!…..icum in your mouth matey…ahhh..relief!!!!

thanks for stickin around this update me mates, cheerio pippip!!Im off for round 2. w/ me cousins!!!

oh good on you me m8 good one good one gday gady


but ill be wagging my willy out to u
ill be waggin

a lotta me M8S not be into tthe janny turdie but ell ome m8 u see i do be

im A BIG FAN

imm a waggle my willy all day

IM GOING TO WAG MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE


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IM GOING TO EXPLODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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sweet release me mates…

ooooooooohhhh man me mates!! allo me chapss!!! i think me mates i have just made a major breakthrough in the field of the majestic art of the waggle..!!!lissen closely maties,its not often u hear wagglin tips down the line like what im abouta drop now!!

so u know howdo waggle ur willy.and you now it causes willy pleasure. but did u know what if you stick your finger up your bum and wiggle it around u get bumbum pleasure instead?? combine it with the willy waggle for dubble trubble 0_o whOaAOAOAOaoAOoooo!!!!!!!!!!nows thats what i callsome relief eh esse..mmmhmmm…….stick me finger up my bum……pull it out….hehehehehit smells lilke poopie…eh ey kid,…smell me thinga eheheh smell me smellie fingers kid heheheheheh!!!!!!!!!…..

if u want advanced bumpleasure shove TWO or maybe THREE fingers up ur bum!!!! keep wagglin until ur entire body starts convulsin w/ PLEASURE!!!!!!!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYBUMANDMYWILLY THEYFEELLIKE ITS AN EARTHQUAKE IN ME BUM A AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dress up in me sisters school unform.finga me bum and take pictures and post it on the internet!!!!!!!! i always ask me mummy and daddies permission to use the net first 0_o just because mummie and daddie dont wanna see u waggle doesnt mean u can be a freeloader breakin the house rules -_-

well until then.pippip cheerio me wankas!!!im off to finga me mates bums and put the picturegrabs on a website called "domblr.com"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!until then waggle it away maties!!!!!!

Bugger!" Tom The Baloney Guy hissed. "That Right Awful Dodger Just Billywhizzed My Dapper Silk, Oy Wot You Facking Cunts!".

Tom The Baloney Guy was way past his usual limits for scum like this pack of schoolboys. He drew 2 fabulous looking Wheellock Revolvers out of his trusty trenchcoat. The first firearm, nicknamed "Willy" had a 10-Bolt Magazine. Note that I used "magazine" and not "clip". Thank you.Willy certainly lived up to its name. Willy's barrel had a notch on it for every bad-egg it had slain. Obviously, it had several extensions to the barrel to accomidate for the several dozen odd engravings of death on it. The result was a 12-inch powerpistol that spewed its deadly missiles with pleasure.

The second gun, "Mosley" had 10 rounds loaded in its clip this time. Not a magazine, a clip. It also had cogs embedded into the barrel which travelled at high speeds to accelerate the bullet. A miniture valve was attatched to the gun to supervise the hotness the motherfucker tore up. It had been given a industrial-rustic-yet-Victorian themed finish which gave the delightful little fellow a real character of its own.

Tom The Baloney guy was standing his ground. The stakes were drawn. Wild Wacky West Showdown at Broadway 0600 hours at The Big Ben Tower In London,English Province IXX,Grand British Isles Imperium. Shit was heating up in this Taco Stand -_-

However my dear reader, I feel as if we've thrust you into the action of the deep end a little too quickly. Let's turn back the notch a little bit,pippip cheerio me ole wanka!! *does steampunk parkour backflip into time cortex portal*

CATCH THE WAVE NEXT TIME ON /a/ WHEN
EPIC TALES OF STEAMPUNK PARKOUR FOR ADVENTEROUS AND SEXUALLY POTENT GENTLEMEN: THE JACKARSE CHRONICLES OF TOM THE BALONEY GUY CHAPTER 2:A Pinta Lager,A Packet o' Crisps,A quick smokum on the tobacky, an Observitum Of The Man U On The Telly and a willy waggle in the lads toilets HITS THE STREETS,PIPPIP CHEERIO!

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up ship my name is wilhelm but u can call me t3h Ka1s3R oF pRU5514!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very maritime!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet maritime ppl like me _… im 55 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 read The Influence of Sea Power upon History w/ my generals (im implementing personal rule if u dont like it deal w/it) its my favorite book!!! bcuz its SOOOO maritime!!!! theyre maritime 2 of course but i want 2 meet more maritime ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of allys here so give me lots of recruits!!!! PRU5514!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ←- me bein maritime again _^ hehe…bis bald!!!!!
love and naval superiority,
t3h Ka1s3r oF pRU5514

oh good on you me m8 good one good one gday gady


but ill be wagging my willy out to u
ill be waggin

a lotta me M8S not be into tthe janny turdie but ell ome m8 u see i do be

im A BIG FAN

imm a waggle my willy all day

IM GOING TO WAG MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MY WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my WILLY IS GOING TO EXPLODE


aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


IM GOING TO EXPLODE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sweet release me mates…

MY WILLY IS HUMAN, EVEN AS I, BECAUSE IT IS MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL LEARN ITS WEAKNESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL KEEP MY WILLY CLEAN AND READY, EVEN AS I AM CLEAN AND READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL…
BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY AND I ARE THE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE.
SO BE IT, UNTIL VICTORY IS BRITAIN'S AND THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Listen upp here old pal …. *sighs* twas an aeon ago it seems … ehhh… the first wiggler rally in Luton… AHHH RELIEVE!!!! … Me and my pals built our own old tree house *wally rises of memory* whatever we did we Always came back home from school to do a Little wally wiggling in the ol treehouse… Ahhh…. waggler they called me … *nothing personell kiddo* but I just kept on waggling, day in and day out. I waggled for Charles, I waggled for Margaret Thatcher. I even at one Point waggled the willy to Ho Chi Minh…. Ahhhh… the memories of the hazy wiggle waggling summer of 1986…. I still remember the wiggle wally race we had in Surrey…. We would gather… Me, this bloke from Newcastle and some guy named Ian the clam… waggling our Willies in record speed….. AHHH RELIVE ….. CUM!!!!!!!!!!

orright me mates!!! just an update from your ole pal kaiser willie on the latest willywagglin tips n tricks of the trade!!!
so i was reading the beano me mates and i read about a competition to meet dennis the menace in beanoland!!!oh man me mates i was poofed!!! i walked into me mummy and daddys room to ask permission to use the internet when i was setupon by a hideous sight!!!my mummy…was swallowing my daddys willy!!!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

at first i was horrified!!!cant mummies and aunties let us boys have our willies?cannot a man waggle in peaceth?i was considering the pre-emptive genocide of all women when i discovered my mummy was just giving my daddy a "blow job"!!!!!!!oh man me matesnow this is a new development in waggling your willy!!!just use one of your mates mouths until you reach fulljoy and shoot willy juice!!!cumon me mates, lets blow eachothers willies in me treehouse.!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THIS IS PLEASURE 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!iM FEELIN THE WILLYFEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMY WILLYHASNEVERBEENSOPLEASURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!…..icum in your mouth matey…ahhh..relief!!!!

thanks for stickin around this update me mates, cheerio pippip!!Im off for round 2. w/ me cousins!!!

John Stahlhelm waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Syndicalists in the Reichstag. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Keiser Willey were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a monarchist for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the panzers and he said to dad "I want to be on the tanks daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SYNDIES" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Reichstag base of Imperial Germany, he knew there were Syndicalists. "This is Willey" the phone crackered. "You must fight the Syndies!" So John gotted his panzrfoust and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US!" said the Syndicalists "I will shoot at him" said the trade union leader and he fired the labor missiles. John fousted at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the Syndies!" he shouted The phone said "No, John. You are the Syndicalists" And then John led FAUD.

ello me mates;)))here is your mate williem back to teach you how to waggle your willy like a willy wanking bishop;;'))

ohoy me mates;;))) now some of oyu guys are confused on how to waggle your willy eh???so u wanna be a willy wanking star,big deal.u gotta learn the willywanking game in 5 easy steps.cumon me mate lets leurn to wank our willies together with me mates gordon charlie and bill and even lilttle cousin nicky;))

STEP 1#

GRAB the willy!!you have to wait for it to turn into a sasuage stick, dont worry if it doest happen in 10 seconds like me!!!just grab an issue of your beano comic your mummy bought you at the newsagents, flip to a page with minnie the minxes bum and bbengin wanking your willy!!!

step #2

move your hand up and down your willy,ur getting there me mate;)))if possible do it with your mates in your tree house so your mummies cant see or hear you!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!;)));)))

STEP 3#

you will be feeling your willy about to explode!!!!!it's going to hurt a lil;;)do dont worry;)))because your willy is going to EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!just shout AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1MYWILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and there will be white wee wee verywhere thhat is very goeey;))if you finish before your mates then help them by waggling THEIR willies;)))

and now you are a master ant waggling your willing with your mates;))))) just remember to ask me if you ever need to waggle your willy again;;;;)))now pip ipip cheerio im off to waggle my willy!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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John Stahlhelm waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Syndicalists in the Reichstag. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Keiser Willey were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. John was a monarchist for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the panzers and he said to dad "I want to be on the tanks daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY SYNDIES" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Reichstag base of Imperial Germany, he knew there were Syndicalists. "This is Willey" the phone crackered. "You must fight the Syndies!" So John gotted his panzrfoust and blew up the wall. "HE GOING TO KILL US!" said the Syndicalists "I will shoot at him" said the trade union leader and he fired the labor missiles. John fousted at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. "No! I must kill the Syndies!" he shouted The phone said "No, John. You are the Syndicalists" And then John led FAUD.

ohyhhhhmy willyfeelssogood;))))endlessWILLYPLEASURE.
u wanna some willy wanking tips I give you some my willywanking grasshopper

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MY WILLY IS HUMAN, EVEN AS I, BECAUSE IT IS MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THUS, I WILL LEARN IT AS A BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL LEARN ITS WEAKNESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL KEEP MY WILLY CLEAN AND READY, EVEN AS I AM CLEAN AND READY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL BECOME PART OF EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE WILL…
BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MY WILLY AND I ARE THE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF MY LIFE.
SO BE IT, UNTIL VICTORY IS BRITAIN'S AND THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Following the DEVASTATION of the ACTIONS and eventual BANISHMENT of the Three Horsemen of the MUSCLEMALE APOCALYPSE of 2015 AD (THE HIPSTER, THE WHITE KNIGHT AND THE CUCKOLD) the Worldwide man was in a humiliating and tragic state; men would willingly forgo ordinary and healthy relationships for a diet of "Consensual" Non-Monogamy (CUCKOLD), Organic Indie Ukulele Google Glasses i-phone noises at the Starbucks Coffee Shop (HIPSTER) and defending women online with the intention of getting laid (WHITE KNIGHT).

Thus, an international plan was tasked by the world governments to the greatest of Musclemancers and Bro-Scientists: The Creation Of A New Generation Of Men With The Perfect Balance Of ATHLETIC ABILITY, ALPHA WOLF INSTINCT and perhaps most importantly SEXUAL PROWESS. Thus the SEXMAN Competition was born.

Following a tough regime of intense bodybuilding, blisteringly hot sex, shaming and naming internet nerds THESE YOUNG MUSCLE BOUND WARRIORS COMPETE in what may be the greatest championship in mankind's history.

HAILING from the Beach-Slums and SweatZones of MUNICIPAL DRONE BLOCK ACRONYM "NLA" (NeoLosAngeles) This SEXMAN Of The Cybernetic Angel demonstrates perfect technique. He is the MAJOR OF MUSCLES, THE CRUSHER OF CUCKS, THE DUX OF DICKINGS, THE ACE OF AESTHETICS…

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Scoring Absolute Perfect In Muscles, Domination and Fuck…

The Son Of Hercules Himself….

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HE IS

SEXMAN

USA!

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us britpostere eh -_-
oi mate,do you mind? me ole wanka? me ole bishop? ya wanka mate? all these britwords we learn on the rookies of the streets of england -_-

anotherthing.US BRITS.ARE teapot steampunk parkour gentlemennies CYNICS.WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN A MAGICAL SKYDADDY!!!

anotherthing. we.say. zeh-brah. not zee-brah. ZED>ZEE.gedditrite yankees 0_o

EPIC TALES OF STEAMPUNK PARKOUR FOR ADVENTEROUS AND SEXUALLY POTENT GENTLEMEN: THE JACKARSE CHRONICLES OF TOM THE BALONEY GUY

Chapter 1: Reaching Deep Into My Anus

Tom The Baloney Guy had to think fast. The SwatCopters were on their way, and the muzzleflash from his Cognition.Inc Gentleman's Pocket BoltBlaster had just given them an indication of where to aim their deadly AutoMuskets at. He stood at the corpse of the well-known crook rake Marcellus WellComb The IVX, whom he had made a well right jammy dodger out of. He clenched his entire body, the anal tubes in his colon closed in on itself. He sighted a nearbye rooftop. He then ran as fast as he could, and lept from the building of Tavidsons & Parsley's Hairdressers to an unmarked compulsory hostel for unruly peasants. Even with his immense speed fueled by the miniture SteamRockets on his finest dandy's boots, the SwatCopters were catching up, but Tom The Baloney Guy had another sneaky trick up his sleave, the dashing rascal. Tom The Baloney Guy reached for the deadliest weapon in his arsenal: The Flippum Birdum.

A lone SwatCopter caught up with Tom The Baloney Guy. "Citizen! Cease This Ruckus Or There Will Be Vile And Dire Consequences For A Villian Such As Yourself!" it blared from its GrammoSpeakers.

Tom The Baloney Guy wasn't having any of this shit. He turned towards the SwatCopter, extended his right arm and stuck up his middle finger.

"FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed. "This Is For Fucking Hating On Me, Not Appreciating My Gentlesirly Deeds In The Realm Of SteamPunk Parkour, Being A Massive Fucking LameAss BullyDude, And Being A General AllRound Sour Codger. Go To Hell, You Gaylord Wanker Prick!!!"

Almost instantly the SwatCopter Trooper's eyes were incinerated and his eardrums exploded the fuck up. "AAAUGGHGUGHGHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" he death cried. Tom The Baloney Guy had hit him with the deadliest Wizard's Hex, The Flippum Birdum.

The origins of The Flippum Birdum are unclear, but many modern day Scienticians believe that the formulation of the practice can be traced to the ancient hallways and cribs of the Hella Fruggin Sleez-e Dope Palace Of The Esteemed Crack Smoking Warlock Dave Strider, who practiced his Flippum Birdum Immortal Techniques on animate skellingtons in his back-yard, instantly burning their bones to ash. The technique of The Flippum Birdum was passed down from Sensei to San to Chan for many generations, and now it had found its way into the deadly book of tricks of Tom The Baloney Guy.

Meanwhile, back in the Reality Zone, Tom The Baloney Guy had just downed a SwatCopter using the all powerful awe of The Flippum Birdum which then promptly crashed into a nearbye local tavern named delightfully "The Dogs Bollocks" which was full of Irish & Welsh immigrants who were not true sirs and gentlemen on the level of the fine fellows who attend the "Hickery Dickery" to sip the finest ale and catch the most relevant musical acts in the creeks and rookeries of the streets of England. The Hibo-Iberian Haplozoid group ruffians deaths were as deserved as they were hideously painful.

Tom The Baloney Guy lined up his next epic Steampunk Parkour leap. This time he had the tallest building in London, The Big Ben Tower in sight. He ran at an impressive speed of 20mph, lept from the hovel and somersaulted onto the rooftop of the capital building.

Steamlock Musket fire from down below interrupted his perfect 560 degree sideways trapezium floor roll landing, hitting his perfectly stitched Sirly And Co's Outdoorman's Urban Explorer Jumping Suit For Gentlemen Of Vigorous Constitution.

"Bugger!" Tom The Baloney Guy hissed. "That Right Awful Dodger Just Billywhizzed My Dapper Silk, Oy Wot You Facking Cunts!".

Tom The Baloney Guy was way past his usual limits for scum like this pack of schoolboys. He drew 2 fabulous looking Wheellock Revolvers out of his trusty trenchcoat. The first firearm, nicknamed "Willy" had a 10-Bolt Magazine. Note that I used "magazine" and not "clip". Thank you.Willy certainly lived up to its name. Willy's barrel had a notch on it for every bad-egg it had slain. Obviously, it had several extensions to the barrel to accomidate for the several dozen odd engravings of death on it. The result was a 12-inch powerpistol that spewed its deadly missiles with pleasure.

The second gun, "Mosley" had 10 rounds loaded in its clip this time. Not a magazine, a clip. It also had cogs embedded into the barrel which travelled at high speeds to accelerate the bullet. A miniture valve was attatched to the gun to supervise the hotness the motherfucker tore up. It had been given a industrial-rustic-yet-Victorian themed finish which gave the delightful little fellow a real character of its own.

Tom The Baloney guy was standing his ground. The stakes were drawn. Wild Wacky West Showdown at Broadway 0600 hours at The Big Ben Tower In London,English Province IXX,Grand British Isles Imperium. Shit was heating up in this Taco Stand -_-

However my dear reader, I feel as if we've thrust you into the action of the deep end a little too quickly. Let's turn back the notch a little bit,pippip cheerio me ole wanka!! *does steampunk parkour backflip into time cortex portal*

CATCH THE WAVE NEXT TIME ON /gsg/ WHEN
EPIC TALES OF STEAMPUNK PARKOUR FOR ADVENTEROUS AND SEXUALLY POTENT GENTLEMEN: THE JACKARSE CHRONICLES OF TOM THE BALONEY GUY CHAPTER 2:A Pinta Lager,A Packet o' Crisps,A quick smokum on the tobacky, an Observitum Of The Man U On The Telly and a willy waggle in the lads toilets HITS THE STREETS,PIPPIP CHEERIO!

What's going on here my fellow (((comrades)))?

Queer socialist revolutión now!

Che is so cool you guys.

lol gay, you cant be commie, gays arent cool -_- like ugh

Marx and Engels had the hottest gay parties dude!

Engles even identified as a gender queer.

It's 2016! Get on with the whole package of Marxism instead of picking and choosing like some muslim

America was ready for fascism for a long time now.

It's just now that the conditions are right for it to happen.

Whenever I go to Holla Forums it's almost always Americans who are the most racist, pro nazi etc. Most Europeans even on Holla Forums have too many ethnic and historical differences to accept fascism/neo-nazism.

Holla Forums has been infested with cancer for ages now. Holla Forums has been basically unbrowsable since the beginning because every single fucking thread is crying about sjws and what sjws are doing and how capeshit is being ruined by sjws

Adorno is lambasted precisely because his writings offer the most potent criticism of the politically correct-incorrect chan culture. No other explanation can explain such a level of resentment

youtube.com/watch?v=acmnZoxcmtI

Fucking Holla Forums autists can't tell the difference between edgy jokes and sincerity

I dunno, I think Americans are just easily riled up like children. Europeans would embrace fascism because the constant divisive violence is the main motivation.

This.

It's sad to watch the country turn to Trump. Hillary is shooting herself in the foot and the DNC refusal to back Bernie has already made them loose the election.

I do however, think that it would play out more as a North/South split than the whole U.S. turning Fascist.

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Is the containment board working?
No.

You delete it and eventually they leave. It might take a couple months before they do, but they're to autistic to not move on to a new home base( preferably back to stormnigger or therightcuck)

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I guess that's what happens when you have your country raped by germans during wartime (Twice), you don't exactly take a shine to their policies.

It still makes sense from their perspective because the DNC doesn't want social democracy or some other genuine short term relief for the working class, it wants moar neoliberal exploitation. Electing Sanders is a loss for them, so they may as well just gamble it on HRC.

Whom still might win, since Trump is extremely less popular with the general populace than his little circlejerk clique that's imploding the GOP

It only worked years ago because Holla Forums's earlier incarnations were aimless maelstroms of racial epithets; in fact, the other boards often visited /new/ to troll, because the reaction was vastly disproportional to the bait.

Now that the "alt-right" is almost cohesive, they'll always have their home base to circlejerk in. The inbreds at MPC and TRS will start hosting skiddie raids on any online community that opposed them, and they will win, because even weeaboos have something better to do–they see their political fuckery as a calling.

Trump is many things but he's not dumb. He's immediately changed his tune. He rips on clinton on being "an insider" when in reality her experience in an actual political environment(of which Trump has none) is a plus not a negative.

But instead she's going "INSIDER??? I HAVE A VAGINAL CAVITY FOR YOUR INFORMATION!!!11!!" instead of going "yeah: I was in the room with the president when Osama bin Laden was killed, and you were on a reality TV show." She's doing what she always does: morphing into whatever's current and popular which only fuels the hate for her doing exactly that.

Meanwhile Trump is taking on Bernie's anti-estbalishment points( anti-imperailism, anti-open borders and free trade, etc). Of course Trump is lagging behind now, but he was lagging before the first RNC debate as well and look what happen after that. Took out Jeb, Rubio and then Ted. He makes up nicknames that stick like "lying Ted" or "crooked Hillary" and says vulgar shit that attracts the frustrated, largely apolitical masses.

Those same masses are to dumb to understand what Trump is the catalyst for: the Mussolini corporatism the elites or "jews" or whatever have always wanted will come true.

Not picking Bernie was the DNC ruining the party and throwing the election.

We nip the problem of the constant Holla Forums leakage in the bud now, or they ruin every board inevitably as they grow bigger.

No one on Holla Forums is that stupid. Their ideology is already terrifying to the average person. When your catch phrase is "gas the kikes Nazi masturbation fantasy now" you know that they don't care. Also, if you think that's JUST a catch phrase you're dead wrong. Holla Forums has the momentum and it's like a wrecking ball. There's no stopping the pendulum.

I get what you mean, but the sad truth is that she is saying this because people actually want to hear it. It is what matters to the peanut gallery, the lumpen underclass that is incredibly more likely to vote than the rest of the population.

The effectiveness of propaganda is universal, but your choice of words needs to adapt to your time and place, and in the US, political experience is now seen as a negative trait, akin to the film "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington". Politics have become so corrupt that they actively shape candidates into terrible people, making them even less useful than a clueless moron.

This is why Clinton's campaign has been so effective. Liberals see her as an underdog when her critics have the nerve to demand that she own up to the illegal and destructive things she has done in office. She is experienced, but can play herself off as untouched by the evil white male's machinations.

it seems to me that's it's the most stereotypically anti-racist/progressive countries that have the biggest racists and fascists

swedes, canadians, dutch etc

It's the forbidden fruit, people feel edgy and elite by going against the grain.

If the social justice fad started in a country where racism is still normal, they would be lauded as intellectually honest.

Nigger, please.

go back to reddit.com/r/the_donald where you belong

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Honestly they aren't going anywhere, Holla Forums is 90% paid Trump shills right now. They have "chanspeak" down to an art and they will stage fake raids or shitstorms if the rulecucks get purged.

I'm no fan of Hitlery either, but it's embarrassing how the most paranoid people on the internet refuse to believe that their alleged "Trump meme magic" has been orchestrated by outside forces.

Sage for a shit thread, but that sums it up.

Somewhere around the beginning of his campaign, the entire board changed rhetoric to one of explicit group-think support. The meme-magic shit is just a way of indulging this without making the entire thing a teeth grating experience.

wew laddie you almost got me there >>>Holla Forums6467493

Unless the screenshot is shopped.

wow you sure showed me.

This is what people should do in respnse to Holla Forums shitting up boards even more than normal: just tell them to shut the fuck up and that nobody wants to hear their same old tired jew kike nigger SJW crap.

Call them out and don't be afraid to do it.

I love how butthurt you lefties get.
Just watch us win.

The memes do not need a meaning, it does not need to be funny. The folk just have to follow.

Stand up for bastards!

Please fucking kill yourself. I'm not even Holla Forums but KYM has become even worse than Tumblr since it got bought by the Cancerburger network.

Everyone likes making jokes about jew kike nigger faggot SJWs, the difference is that Holla Forums is serious when they talk about how they're the scum of the earth and need to be gassed. If you're one of the retards who says "fuck off Holla Forums" in every Holla Forums thread then you are part of the problem.

Swing and miss. 90% of the time people on /sp/ who say shit like "lel women's "sports" have nothing to do with Holla Forums, they're just having fun and shitposting. But there's always some assmad faggot who goes "WAAAH GO BACK TO Holla Forums" Just like these retards:

lel

That's why Holla Forums "culture" is winning on the chans, it's backlash against oversensitive liberals who try to make everything political.

More like people are having fun on a chan and don't want to be derailed by some abstract "means of production" nonsense that has nothing to do with what they are bantering about

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No they don't. Threads on various boards generally have people saying 'fuck off Holla Forums', and other people are sick of hearing it but too scared that they will get shouted down.

Most people aren't sick of it because they are Holla Forums or can't handle it… it's just that it's annoying and not as edgy and hilarious as you think it is.

What to do about Holla Forums cancer? Formally declare war in a thread and proceed to rev up those photoshop programs to post propaganda threads against Nazism and Trump on our board as well as Holla Forums as a whole.

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Stop it you stupid autist. We are NOT your personal army.

of course we are, we socialists must unite towards reactionaries.

Nail on the head.

Put a nail in your own head fam

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nice hitler dubs

You can't argue with Fascists. Liberal and Right-Wing idpol only exist to distract people from class struggle by getting the proles to blame their problems on imaginary systems of oppression whether it's "cis, white, male, straight, patriarchy etc" or whether it's some Jewish power structure or immigrants for the right etc. In reality, Porky controls both sides of the debate, and couldn't care less whether liberal idpol or right wing racism prevail, because both ways, the class system remains unchallenged. The idiots on Holla Forums are too spooked by ideology to realize this, so it's no more possible to convert them than it is to convert a liberal. They don't want to realize that both sides are just puppets for the neoliberal power structure.

but it is, I used to be one.

It's not impossible per se, because their are some people on this board who are former fascists, Holla Forums tards and libertarians, but in general, it is very difficult to convert people who are spooked by bourgeoisie ideology.

fascists are left-wing.

What do then

you could post here – a meaningless thread – or also join our music sharing boogalooza:

dubtrack.fm/join/leftypol-comrades

Apparently someone's trying to start some shit on /gsg/ again

well at least you admit it

let the subsequent violence stand as another reminder to history of the terrors of fascism.

Every day there is a thread bitching about Holla Forums. Its too late, you could never take them seriously after the split.

How are fascists left-wing exactly?

We could be smarter about it. We can "red pill" just like them.

People do not care about accuracy of points or intelligence. They care about entertainment and whatever is repeated over and over. Do the same as them and it help level the playing field. This will eventually force them to have to use real reasoning and replies which can be torn apart. When they lose they will try to revet to old methods but since that game has already been played it will allow people to see them for what they are easier. On the other hand it will radicalise them even more trying to top everyone like some have suggested to do. So put on your foil hat and spread those esoterics, conspiracy theories and propaganda.

If we're talking conservatism, moderate conservatism or centrists then I see no issue, but if you mean hypocritical stormfags who care more about the white race than politics and ideals while calling everything they don't like (including conservatives) "cucks", then yes, stormfags are bad for everyone but nothing can be done as long as their not spamming copy/pastes.

Considering KYM has always been a worthless shit hole, that's almost an improvement.

edgy people being edgy doesnt stop
if bernie sanders won by popular majority then it would amplify even more as people would be atagonistic because they can be