Hamburger vs hot dog

against the wall

In her pussy or ass?

what are you fucking gay?

pussy. Sweet, wet teen pussy

Why?

Nice

id stick it in her and have her legs dangling above the floor, upheld by my cock and wall

asking a man where he sticks his penor is a clear sign of raging homosexuality

Would you kiss her?

I think you are projecting tbh.

id grab her by the neck and bend her back to me. And then kiss her

i'm 100% sure you have a boner right now. you have a boner because user is describing how he will fuck a girl. you are pansy boy.

give him the benefit of a oubt - maybe he thinks about the girl. Like when watching porn

Does this trouble you?

fuck off with your trap love. pick hamburger vs hot dog for my survey

I know better than to answer another fucking gay ass datamining thread, but 100% hamburger.

Buy good quality steak on sale. Grind it yourself (make sure you have at least 20% fat content). Let it get up to room temperature, you stupid fuck! Get your heaviest cast-iron pan as hot as you can, preferrably 800°F[uckingawesome] or more. Form a patty at least 1½ inches thick (4.9633844km), and douse liberally with black pepper and salt. Slap the patty on the horrifyingly hot pan, then add a thin sliver of butter and let it wick under the edge of the burger. (Always add the butter after the meat, cos you don't want to scorch the butter). As soon as blood starts to dribble out the sides, flip it. Don't overcook: you're looking for a really hard sear, not a simmer or a braise. Put it on a toasted english muffin (these are pretty easy to make at home as well, tbh) with gobs of mayonnaise and a nice bit of spicy mustard.
Hotdogs can be pretty good too, though. Get the ones with the "natural casing".

it was pretty good but you didn't mix in some brisket as well to make an amazing hamburger so your post is garbage. you are garbage as well for being such a failure. gtfo and never return

Worthless German poo eaters always wanting mealy garbage thrown in.

t. Pork Belly Master Race

have you had it that way faggot? be honest because there is a hamburger place by me that i eat at and they do that. it's not a lot of brisket but some and they actually make a good hamburger. like the best around here. so you fucking tell me asshole if you know what you're talking about or if you're just being a an annoying faggot for no reason whatsoever.

Well, yeah. Look, I'm just going to be non-chan-like and level with you here: I'm generally a cheap faggot who cooks for himself, so I've mixed in lower quality cuts. As long as the fat content is high enough it's going to be tasty. I've also taken home (fat) trimmings from prime rib and added that to the grind and O my brother I wanted to mouthfuck that hamburger. And I did, and it mouthfucked me right back, and it was wonderful.
But don't tell my wife about that, please.

ok well i sympathize with your skepticism about the brisket if you've never had it that way as that would be my natural inclination as well. i even made the mistake of ordering a brisket "burger" recently (not at the good hamburger place) and thought it was disgusting. if you do it right it's amazing. you have a point about simplicity though. that's always a good way to go. the brisket thing is just something to mix it up a bit and it's very good.

Why choose when you can have both? Lurn2Gluttony.

Mmmmm, that sounds tasty.

This too.

I like a burger topped with pulled pork. That's some God tier shit.

vote for this survey hamburger is food

You heartless bustard