ITT: We predict the next month of her health and how the election responds to it
Nightmare scenarios welcome
ITT: We predict the next month of her health and how the election responds to it
Caleb Cruz
Nathan Powell
She looks like Lewis Black there.
Matthew Lopez
She pulls out of the race just before the Assange mail release. Obama pre-pardons her.
Biden takes over, Kaine stays in as VP candidate. Biden promises Bernie some worthless post such as Commerce Secretary, Berniebots go crazy, vote for muh Dems because The Bern will fix muh economy.
America dies.
Caleb Sanders
I posted this in an earlier thread about Hillary's health, but I'll post it again. Let's meme it.
Lincoln Russell
Assange sets off a thermobaric bomb by releasing emails that contain evidence of criminal activities beyond a reasonable doubt and too much for mainstream media to downplay or ignore. Bill raping children with her in the same room stuff.
Hillarys drifts into insanity when she is being handcuffed live on television during the debate with Trump, mumbling "B-but I deleted everything."
After a long and exposing trial the court finds her unfit to stand trial and sends her to an insanity asylum.
Pumped full of drugs, tied to a wheelchair she watches television 8 hours a day with the other inmates. While salvia drips down her lips she stares at the television where God Emperor Trump oversees the deportation of the first million beaners. Her left eye starts twitching.
Carson Gutierrez
Man, the original was so much better.
Angel Rivera
My penis can only get so erect, user.
Jack Stewart
I don't know what would happen next, but it would be a serious setback. I think even if she died within the month they would still push voting by delaying who succeeds hillary.
Leo Ward
There's still no substitute for those Stan Winston practical fx.
Landon Gray
She turns into a retard that eats her own shit and starts making hilarious videos where she makes a fool of herself and puts them online like CWC and then dies a slow, painful death.
This is one of the few moments where I wish I was religious so I could believe in an afterlife, this woman needs to get a punishment FAR worse than health issues or getting locked up in prison.
Benjamin Reyes
If dems can't come up with a candidate via procedural rules, the election runs with Trump, Johnson, and Stein.
Isaiah Phillips
WARNING
CEASE AND DESIST MEMEING HILLARY'S DEATH
CTR HAS HIRED A LEVEL 99 MEME WIZARD AND I CAN FEEL HIS MALEVOLENT MEME MAGIC IN Holla Forums HE IS TRYING TO MEME HER DEATH
DO NOT MEME HER DEATH
IF SHE DIES SHE'LL BE REPLACED WITH SOMEONE THAT CAN ACTUALLY BEAT TRUMP
IT IS NOT TIME FOR HER TO DIE
Parker Gutierrez
She collapses during the debate from the ebola and zika she caught from campaigning in black churches. Sensing her host body has reached its limits, she sheds it live on air to reveal a giant black widow, the hourglass in the shape of her campaign's "I'm with her" red arrow. Anderson Cooper softballs her a question as to if this her Trump allergies acting up which she responds to with jovial clicking of her mandibles, the corpse of Bernie still dangling impaled from them. The order is given to shut it down and the media unanimously declares Hillary to have won the debate.
Josiah Reyes
WHEN GLOBALISM IS IN ASHES, THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE
Thomas Howard
So they have a time limit to choose a new candidate? Thats good.
Juan Nelson
Too late for first post, kike.
Try again.
Owen Turner
They'd have to argue their replacement candidate through each state's court (since the deadline to change it passed for most states last month) and get them to reprint millions of ballots in time. It'd be hard. And they'd also have very little time to try to smooth over all the in-fighting and fresh drama with a new candidate.
Carson Ortiz
what do you want to happen? We are making what we want happen apparently, at this point anything is possible.
Tyler Martinez
OH MY GOD ITS HIM
Trump is gonna destroy Hillary so badly that her campaign logo will look like the r has a dick and it's fucking the y.
Hudson Bell
Agreed, she just needs to maintain her 'health' at its current all time new low level of energy.
Jayden Morris
No one can beat Trump.
Lincoln Morris
If you guys aren't playing a constant stream of vaporwave in the background today, you're doing everything wrong.
Hillary's demise just goes with it, what can I say?
Asher White
I dunno. I think of degeneracy when I hear vaporwave. I'd rather listen to music from the 80's than a nerdy little kid who never lived in the 80's trying to channel them dishonestly.
Luke Wood
You're trying to meme the idea that the democrats have someone that can beat Trump. Biden can't. You know Trump has shit on Biden.
Adam James
wut?
Nolan Rivera
Death
Election continues as normal, as Soros personally walks around with her corpse.
Charles Jenkins
(hint: they don't, IT'S TOO LATE FOR CANDIDATE REPLACEMENT!)
Noah Nguyen
Vaporwave?
What you meant is Wagner.
Nathan Foster
They'll just ignore the law and let the Dems fill in whoever they please.