Docker

but my app depends on a node module that splits strings at whitespace delims
also i use remote jquery for everything
i also use one-liners from these 10 other hipster frameworks because that is how you webdev!

Just the thought of that gives me ptsd.

the hardest thing about using docker is telling your parents you're gay.

I watched a talk recently about Guix which mentioned some problems with docker. The main one they mentioned was that it prevents security updates from getting to users. People don't update their recipes, people become too dependent on one version which comes bundled with the docker container, etc. It's a security nightmare.

Also, can anyone explain how docker is different/more advantageous than static compilation? If people want to avoid the problems of shared libraries, what does docker do that couldn't be done by just statically compiling against a certain version of a library?

One final thought: they might not have gotten everything right, but their logo is really good. Holla Forums could learn from them for the next 8os project.

But user, you don't need to worry about security updates because you can just revert to the safe version of the container whenever it gets compromised.

No, it's not.
A whale caring a container is a subliminal message. Basically SJWs trying to force fat acceptance bullshit.

Their logo is a blue armored scrotum. Holla Forums could do better.

It looks like the whale is being crushed by a shipping crate.

It looks like a helmet with a provision for a man bun.

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