I live here

tell us more about life there

Don't know what to tell tbh.
I work as a web developer so i get a salary around 29 000 rubles a month.
I live close to a supermarket so i only have to walk like 100 meters if i want to get some food.
The stores are pretty ok i guess, and the prices ar average.
You have american products like cheetos and mountain which is one of the best things.
Other than that, the city is pretty dirty and looks depressive as fuck.

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Не плачь, брат.

sounds per average didn't know if your perspective would differ from what I've heard about life over there
…"web developer making 29,000 rubles a month" .. okay..

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I know what web you're developing…
not bad compared to most us salaries here considering a $300 paycheck was golden for some food in your stomach rather than going hungry…something completely lied about in the us of course..

You are bullshiting right?

why do you think it's called the web you dumbass? xd it's literally because the interconnections between web sites are like a web, a spider web. It's also why Google's web discovery robots are called Spiders

oh come on now you honestly dont think most of us dont know what most russians do? i have met quite a few web developers from your city
and yes we starve over here lol breaking into stores is common gopnik at 7

What do most Russians do?

Drinking.

Can I come for a visit?

being web developers of course or "government city workers"

Yes I would, better than detroit lolz

Then most Americans shoot each other.

If by americans you mean niggers, then yes.

Yes, we do love our guns almost as much as our chalklines, kek

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Just a note.
I work for a company and i'm not starving here, just any other working Russian here, there's more then enough food on the shelves.
As i've said, i earn around 29.000 rubles a month (500$).
It's a pretty high salary here, especially in this city.

Fat American here, this is why you fucks should just move to the mid states here. You can still act like drunk shitholes but the food is so cheap you wont starve. In fact, that would be a good study. Will you just get fat like every American or will you be more productive?

If you start working out, would you be able to afford the food for it?

Like wtf are you talking about?!
Are you trying to imply something?

I wasn't implying starvation there, I was implying it here, in the united states, as its a common issue
I'm sure you work for a "company," no way of knowing, is there ;^)?
Yes it is, considering your strange circumstances..

healthy food is expensive no matter what state you live in kekus

I'd rather eat at mcdonalds

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Your not from the U.S. Only a retard can starve here. If you walk into a store in the mid states they have free food in the front of the store.

WESTERN SPY!
I know you do ;)

He is a retard

I'm not a spy

that's not even true lol I personally just prefer junk food cause it tastes WAY better, but my mom always buys healthy shit and she pays less for it than I do for what I eat (I'm a spaintard)

If i had three hands i would, One to hold the camera and the other two to hold open my fat ass thighs so you can even see it.

Just put camera on something, no need to hold it

known fact all foreigners love fast food, spy detected haha
im burnt out on it honestly which is weird because I didn't eat mcdonald's till I was 17
Americans love to eat healthy food because its so hard to come by, let alone afford
maybe that's where my love of smashing windows come into play ha ha HA

maybe where you live kek wills it

What is your daily menu?

depending on the week, end of the month is always harder here cause hours slow down but usually I only eat twice a day, chebureki/or cereal for breakfast/lunch, and steak/mashed potatoes/veggies for dinner ; yours?

You must live on the coast because that's the only place where healthy food costs a lot. You also probably shop at Trader Joes when you do try to eat healthy you retard.

That's what a double agent would say.

other than this trashpit
what do people in your city do for fun
we do shooting people and drinking blood

I like Putin tbh fam

kys

kys?

do they have ice cream there?
because for the love of cocks

We do

forgive english, i am Russia.
i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.
wWe sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.
I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

yesss, at least there's one thing I want in my mouth all the time ;^D

women dig big thighs russianbro

I have multiple houses around the U.S. so i'll give you general locational info. Northern east coast is shit most of the time. The winters are pure shit and only thing to do is eat cheap fish in the summer or go to another state to vacation in the winter or go to dive bars and see what type of whale washed in for a drink or a fuck.
South east coast it gets hot and muggy but theres a lot of dumb shit to do there. If you like hunting and fishing then you have plenty of places to do that since the damn south is one big swamp most times of the year.
Mid south states are ok if you get to know the locals. Also if your into drugs then that's your ideal location. Housing is cheap but land costs alot. It will still get hot and muggy just like most of the east.
Mid states and the north have all the food. If you want to become a fat cow or are into fucking fat cows then thats where you want to go. Housing is cheap unless you want to live in the capitals and the weather is ok most of the year. You will get cold winters and good summer storms but its not bad if you know how to handle shit and your not a nigger.
West coast is dry and can get hot. Housing costs more and if you live on the coast your paying a shitload to live in a shack. The more north you go the better and cheaper the food and housing is but you will also have to put up with the hippies and hipsters. The south has been taken over by mexicans so if you want cheap food well its going to be mexican food. I have more info if you want, pick a location.

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im more of outdoors myself but shooting niggers fishing hunting cooking and drugs are more of my thing

Literal summerfag detected

How is it that russian girls are poorer than western girls.
But so much more spoiled, selfish and just in general much harder to convince them to be your girlfriend?

well most are not poorer just different standards and most are like that no matter where you are newfag because you have to prove to her you are worth her time

Here's an example of what life is like in Russia

It's ok, If you go to a location that is not frozen over you wont be considered a summerfag.

Cats are the way of the future, cool that you guys have cheetos, mans love with artifical cheese can not be touched with

what the fuck kind of taco is that

It's a shoarma and if you ask me, it isn't the greatest thing tbh but it's ok.

hm weird as we are just now getting food trucks here with non cardboard food
better than mcdonalds or walmart bought food
food there?

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finally mutual opinion
colors are fer fags

Not really diverse or anything amazing here.
You have a shoarma restraurant on every street which are probably the only good thing that isn't from the store or mcdonalds.

In the store, they sell fresh bread, cakes and different kind of cooked meat and chicken.

I never understood why they just don't paint the building complexes. Just a bit of color onthe outside would make the building look nice.

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not bad in my hometown that was the equivalent there since it was small
guess I can see why tourists like mcdonalds
no color! all the color you need is hitting the floor after a shot of vodka

your equivalent of niggers/crime over there?

America has a much more higher homicide rate than in Russia.

Modern complexes look nice, those were built in 60s-80s.

Eh, gives us something to do.

Nice drink, I'm more of a rum drinker myself.

I prefer bourbon

Play gta san andreas on your phone.

i love the 5m^2 of yard

I just might. I used to have them all including the ballad of gay tony. My favorite part was running over the hookers and then taking my money back. Hoes gotta learn.

To give a clearer example of life here.
I took a pic yesterday of a church

my go to in the morning used to be brandy but times change with whiskey every now and then since my liver is shot to shit these days lolz

noice i bet church is better over there than here
sundays suck here with nothing to do since i want to kill everyone haHA

very edgy

Is it true that women get hit by cars all the time there because they never look before crossing the streets?

Eh, every country has angry millennials. Yes they do, especially if they like music.

no

Americans are careless in general, can attest to that, most of us are high though.

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bourbon is for gays
show us moar fag

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thank you in russian

thats neat
we have chocolate and sugar cookie flavorings which are nice

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I'm far too scared to have a liver function test. I've been drinking heavily since I was like 14.

How is whiskey any better than brandy btw?

Edgy russians trying to prove they're smarter and better then everyone by talking shit about their country.
Pretty much disagreeing on whatever the majority thinks no matter if it's actually true or not.

Goes the same every other country i suppose.

it kills quicker

No, it's really shit. But when Americans talk shit about their country it's what you said.

Idk, but i live in belgium.
There are a lot of problems with the EU here but i don't constantly complain.
I also think belgium is more like a heaven compared to america because of the education, healthcare and welfare here.
Belgium is really one of the countries were socialism, it works because of the smaller population and educated people here.

When the fuck do Americans ever talk shit about their own country?

And i know this enormous welfare won't last for long because of the EU and it's immigration policies

see
We talk shit all the time.

So tell me again why it's so difficult to get a russian girlfriend.
I though they lived in much worse conditions than in western Europe.

I mean like, it's practically much more difficult to get one

I'd like to know this also. But I find women in general to be Idiotic when selecting a lifelong partner. Most live in the moment and end up single 40 year olds. Is it Different in Russia?

this, everyone's wondering

Lolis are easy to procure in Estonia, believe me. Must be something about 24 hours of darkness a few months of the year, wants them to feel safe and secure with someone.

Get a gf from chinese village who only saw ricefields for her whole life. She would be beautiful and modest. I don't know who in his right mind would prefer a russian gf.

hey OP. are there girls in the stairways that get naked?

asking for a friend.

I almost can't believe that i thought for a sec your post wasn't a troll.
You almost got me there you fucker

yes, quite often

It wasn't a troll, you fucker.

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Well… there goes my prostate

you genuinely scared me
i thought you were someone i know or a friend of someone that i know
jeez dude, you almost gave me a fucking heartattack

still

I don't understand what you're trying to imply

But for real, are you trying to imply something with that question?!
Just tell it

Where did you get that vid from?
I can't seem to find anywhere, i assume you got it from a friend

2ch.hk

Also just found it here

whats up fags back again

i like whiskey these days because it does not hurt my stomach the same as brandy for some reason

all countries are terrible regardless where you live in this shithole world and americans are like aussies when talking about their country most are just not open about it
t. totally not a russian

Nobody still answered this

Were you ever conscripted into the military and raped by officers?

fuck off and die

Is this a yes?

Yes i earn 500 dollars a month in Russia and NO i don't fucking work for the goverment.
Russia isn't poor a country whether you want like it or not.
Everyone here has
more than enough food without any bullshit.

He was asking if you got raped in the army. I'm Russian too tbh.

No i wasn't, did you?

No, I didn't serve.

and that's really fucking gay and wouldn't be logical for something like that to happen in a homophobic country.

No, just like in prison they consider the victim gay.

Damn, i didn't know inmates were so clever.

although russian women are very traditional while others are not, they still hold to the stereotype of wanting a "strong," man, some seek faithfulness others money some just simply want to get out while alot of them are crass and demanding which is why more men are getting american or otherwise better replacements from other countries. most russian women wont give any man the time of day very hypocritical since most of them are slut bitch whores and not wife material or girlfriend material either.

I assume they probably get fucked in the mouth often since that what russian guys are into.

I'm into колготки tbh

But seriously, from what i'm reading all of this.
It seems like you actually have to prove you're worth time which doesn't seem mater if you're fat or just have inferior genes, you just have to be confident, be a gentlemen and take care of yourself.
Instead being this perfect guy which is the way in the west.

that I can confirm as well
where alot of guys go wrong is missing the mark completely or just not matching up too well with her which seems to be the case with western guys with western women or russian women shit makes me laugh honestly
but not being a total jackass is something i hear is valued these days
who doesnt get turned with tights yummy
i do wonder about normal russian women, seem to be an extinct species lolz esp. from the vidya

russianfags
would you ever live anywhere else given the chance? im going to try and escape later this coming year i think i will fare better non capitalist since having money is a plus not to mention a job

No, nor do any of my friends want to.
I've money, food, friends and i can go on vacation once a year.
Here in Russia, there a lot of amazing people and land.

ill be keeping that in mind
hope i can find selection of drink since that is something i like about here but i think no problem
food sounds better too-most shit is overpriced here
not to mention learning russian has been much easier than chinese lolz

that's nice

I wonder if russian girls prefer to get fucked in the mouth

i do wonder myself

I'm wondering that because guys prefer to do it

Dub quads nigga, watch out
I don't even know or care what this thread is about, I just look at the pictures

well most women are okay with it, some love doing it, others are weird about it
personally i see nothing wrong with appendages in your mouth personal pleasure over any rules per se
but i have heard russian women are into that sort of thing with ruff sex and all haha