Ran out of drinks!

What should I go out and buy?

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Yum yum juice

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Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

And? Was life a contest about who lives the
longest?

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can drink in moderation
Who forces you to buy a luxury bottle of cognac every day, fucking peat-gavel

never tried cognac
i'd feel too much like a snobfag

cognac and brandy in general is patrician-tier, you have the right to feel superior to everyone if you drink it

Everclear or other high-proof grain alcohol.

Mixes with anything. Cheapest way to get lit.

Just make sure you're aware of what constitutes a standard drink (0.6 fl.oz. of Everclear == 1 beer == 1.5 fl.oz. shot of 80 proof liquor) so you don't die. So if you normally mix two shots of 80 proof vodka with your mixer, you'd need slightly less than one shot of Everclear for the same amount of BOOZE POWER.

Nothing you accursed degenerate

Drinking bloody mary atm. So far as i've seen v8 actually makes the best one-and-done mixer.

NO FUN ALLOWED

Any high proof vodka
Pinnacle is cheap and good for the price

alcohol is for normalfags

Irishman detected, drinking alcohol is fucking disgusting

I would recommend some Rumchata and Fireball. Great mix.

sorry, this board is for people over 18

Either 12 or an immense bummer to be around.

who else /drinkingvodkaalldayevryday/?

Putin? Is that you?

HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOOO

Whiskey and cola. That's my poison.

Buy a gun and kys

Cat Semen and Milk - of course!

And no, I'm not trolling.

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why the fuck hasn't anyone suggested just pissing in the bottle?

I'd say this is pretty high proof

Right here

Calvados is the superior option when it comes to brandy. Truly a patrician's choice.

bleach

nitric acid mixed with ammonium nitrate (fertilizer, you can get it at most hardware stores) it'll get you high as fuck

really makes you think tbh

bleach