No line about crannied stalker character from Sonic Boom

No line about crannied stalker character from Sonic Boom

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This is about what I expected from the greatest threat to China since Mao Zedong.

I was expecting a bigger, angrier reaction than that….

I think the old thread is still alive.

A lot of people on Holla Forums figured that chris would be waaay to autistic to actually see the resemblance. It's sad really.

Maybe if this was made 6 years ago. Mark would need to have green Benjamin Franklin hair and dress in women"s clothing for Chris to see the resemblance now.

He was no more self aware back then than he is now. His post suggests sees the similarities but dismisses them because Mark the Tapir doesn't wear Chris' exact type of rugby shirt, or a Sonichu medallion

I'm worried this episode will give tapirs a bad name.

Chris's autism prevents him from seeing the resemblance. He has no ability to gauge intent, which leads to him placing emphasis on literal statements. The cartoon didn't say it was Chris, thus it's not Chris.

In addition, another symptom he has from his autism is abysmal facial recognition. Chris has had to memorize his own appearance, which is why the Liquid Chris saga occurred. Someone doing a poor impersonation of him was enough to cause Chris concern that people might mistake the imposter for himself.

So really, it's in his nature to not recognize himself. He's clearly not a tapir, doesn't have the haircut (anymore), glasses, or the same fashion sense as Mark. Thus, Chris can't see that Mark is a parody of him.

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Weren't these kind of people chased out of the village in the good old days?

Sometimes I felt pity for him (just sometimes) because he's such an easy target. Easy as in point blank gun to the head easy. I like my trolling target to have fighting spirit.

So you're saying that humanity's love for the creature would tapir off

ORANGE SODA

He's basically given the Sonic Boom people carte blanche to do a sequel, seeing as he doesn't see himself in the parody.

Tapirs are our friends, user.

CARLOS!

Chris-Chan has been trolled so much that he's become an object of fascination. His entire existence is far, far more fucked up than anything trolls have or could ever do to him. Every single aspect about him is so bizarre that it staggers belief.

He truly is the mistake of God.

I would almost agree except that his existence proves there is no God

That's where you're wrong. There are so many intricacies to the creation of Chris-Chan that I have trouble believing that some higher power wasn't behind it. From Barb shacking up with Bob, Barb getting pregnant with Chris while she was well within menopause range, the rechristening from a anamatronic bear, the winning of the Sonic contest, his very discovery by the internet, all of it so perfect that can't just be coincidence.

It's like some divine hand punished unrepentant sinners by producing a modern-day Minotaur, or Jehovah marked a child to serve as a warning to us all.

You see it the wrong way, going by the theory of Meme Magic CWC is BECOMING a God now, or atleast some kind of Meme Demon, or Memeon if you wish.

That he is yet to be hospitalizes about his Vagina Wound (MONTHS AGO) is him showing off how he is effectively immortal now.

CWCville will soon be our reality.

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Chris chan the martyr?

Oh fuck whatever happened with the sliced up taint anyway? Is he still refusing to get it checked out?

The internet armchair doctors said he's going to die. He still alive now. But to be fair internet armchair doctors call everyone cancer.

This is a great thread.

why not just paste a pic of mark and old chris together and literally point out every similarity and send it to christ via mail.
he can't and most likey can't ignore then

"He's the first fan who hasnt criticized everything I do"


FUCK. I lost it.

this seems to have used chrischan as a template, but also attacks the fanbase at large.

The fanfiction bit floored me.

"sonamy, that looks spicy"

FUCK. I lost it.

I ran away screaming from the sonic fanbase back in 2002 after discovering it, and this shit nails it hard.

Flash fact: Tapirs have the largest penis size to body ratio in the animal kingdom. And it'd prehensile. A tapir can scratch his own back with his dick.

Now waiting for the Mark slash and rule #34.

That's incorrect. Fossas, ducks, elephants, and barnacles have bigger penis:body ratios

Barnacle porn naow or GTFO

Torpedo dicks.

Shit that's huge.

Can't say no to satanic trips

>The sessile lifestyle of barnacles makes sexual reproduction difficult, as the organisms cannot leave their shells to mate. To facilitate genetic transfer between isolated individuals, barnacles have extraordinarily long penises⁠. Barnacles probably have the largest penis to body size ratio of the animal kingdom.[10]
- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnacle#Sexual_reproduction

Woah. Mfw making a booty call up the street without leaving the house.

Pretty much armchair fatslags dream

Hung like a barnacle

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