Baby Boss

Will it be good?

No.

Love as capitalism. Soapbox philosophy without porn to take the edge off, how charming. I mean horrible.

This is the kind of movie you see in a cartoon when a character goes to the movies. The low effort and preposterous sort of thing that looks worse than the actual cartoon but is just there to make the world feel real enough. That's this movie. Except this movie is really and God has abandoned us to our suffering.

This entire movie is like that episode of KND

Except somehow more ridiculous.

Is this the furthest depths to which film can sink? Or do we have depths as of yet unplumbed?

At what point does something cease to be a movie and becomes a war crime?

I expect it will be littered with Pizzagate symbolism.

Yeah, imagine the shitstorm that would follow in it's wake.

I think embed related is a tad worse than this film.

What happened to Dreamworks?

probably jews

I'll be honest, it looks entertaining enough, for a direct to TV movie, maybe with better budget than the average. I'd pirate it, but to think thiswas made by Dreamworks.


Illumination Entertainment happened. They used the same tactic of milking every franchise they make, except they're a little more competent, they look prettier and they make a shit-ton on reference to appeal normalfags.

Good for a rental

no

Nah, this movie has has been in production before that merger was even finalised.
I think the main problem is money. The budgets of CGI animated films seems to be steady rising each passing year, whether it's celebrity voice actors, implementing new technology, production issues, competition from the outside etc. Dreamworks' films are slowly losing profits and unable to cover their losses. Their solution? Increase films releases per year whilst decreasing the costs, ultimately recouping their losses. This achieved mainly by sacrificing quality to appeal to the lowest common denominator and begin outsourcing animation to India and china. Sure, A-movies will still be produced in USA, but Dreamworks will be coasting on these cheap movies for years to come.

It's like all the worst elements of Toy Story and Monsters Inc rolled into one soulless movie.


And this shit… I thought we stopped making movies like this after Jim Carey and Tim Allen and Rob Schneider did dozens of them.

At least the mom's cute.

No, see, I can tolerate the life action bullshit. It's effortless schlock that gets churned out quickly and cheaply.

But animation? Even cheap and poorly done? It's expensive. It takes time and effort. That's why something like Minions is more repugnant than your big summer blockbuster.

I'd watch that ironically with a few mates and a slab or two of beer.

Just you wait.

Is that real? No, wait, you know what? I believe you. What next? The Rise and Fall of Vine?

I can identify with that sentiment, it's essentially they invested real time effort and resources to intentionally produce shit.

capitalism isnt a zero sum game tho…

The worst part is that there are people on this board deprived enough to want to fuck the emojis.

No exceptions.

I remember when they were just called emotions and smilies and people didn't treat them as a new thing

I want to rape them, does that count?

Rape them in holes they wouldn't have before I get to them.

For anyone who might be wondering where the basic idea for this movie came from, it's an adaptation of some shitty bestselling bedtime storybook for three-year-olds that got popular enough for the writer to get offers for movie rights.

Unfortunately, being a shitty bedtime storybook for three-year-olds, there wasn't enough actual plot in the book itself to make a full movie out of, so the hacks they handed the film off to had to improvise.

cucks

It's fucking Allen Gregory.

It looks like this movie has nothing going for it except "LOL BABIES AMIRIGHT?"

I expect it to make at least 800 million.

At least the movie will have a cute toddler loli. I'll be expecting r34s.

>>>/loli/

Stacy is cute! CUTE!

Sony is dead

You should be skinned

This

They're running out of originality

Some of us wants to see her tight toddler pussy get plowed by a user, my man :^)

I'd watch the movie, as long as they aren't desperate enough to use poop jokes to be funny. I swear to god, fart jokes and poop jokes are never funny and idk how people think so otherwise.

Pssst, hey… got a secret for ya…
cunny

Fucking lolifag shitters I swear. The son is a perfently good shota, one of the best shotas I have seen from the west in years tbh.

Lolifag bastards make me sick! I wanna cuddle the fuck outta that shota!

I wanna tinkle his cheeks if you know what I mean.

I wanna squeeze hot cream into his tiny little mouth and toy with his pink elephant.

There are more lolifags than shotafags, unfortunately.

Glad I'm both, with some /ara/ too.

DNC


normalfags

all of you please go

There's already specific channel catering to your taste. Stop raging in Holla Forums you kiddydiddler.

...

who /absolutedegeneratewillfuckanythingattractive/ here?

In love with

lewds when

Democratic National Convention?

I haven't watched the trailer, but reading the description and looking at the promo poster, I get the feeling that you might as well have watched the movie from that basic information alone. The only way that this could be good would be if the entire movie was about curveballs. Whatever, I liked Storks, and that had babies in it, maybe I'd like this.

I watched the trailer. I don't like it…

bump

No loss edit?

*depraved

No one really does