Why haven't you killed yourself today?
Suicide IS an option
Caleb Bell
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Logan Baker
Hell is forever.
Aaron Bell
Because suicide is not an option.
Ryder Torres
IT IS
Landon Morris
credit card still works
Kevin Edwards
Because i'm not American and i don't have a gun. If i did, i could end it quickly and call the cops before doing it, so that they would find me instead of my family.
Hanging myself is too painful and takes too long, and it would scare the crap out of whoever finds me, as they struggle to get me down. I also can't call the cops prior to doing this, so i'm bound to let someone i know find me.
No other options are available, so that's why i'm not going to do it. What about you, OP?
Luis Gomez
For you.
Brayden Collins
Have some fairytale sales and marketing, then you will really do it.
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Luis Stewart
But it's not. What now?
Brody Martinez
Because I'm better than everyone and I enjoy life too much
Aaron Jenkins
That aint my waifu on the other end of that noose
Ryan Gonzalez
Because jews benefit from white suicide
Michael Gray
Don't want to put my family through that. When my mother dies, I'll probably go through with it.
Kevin Jones
Love
Nathaniel Powell
I think I will live to see a form of transhumanism will make life worth dealing with, and I don't want to miss out of robowaifu
Samuel Ross
i enjoy life, i'm not actually a loser like (you) ;D
Gabriel Flores
this, except I found a wife until then
Xavier Bailey
t.dysnomia
Asher Nelson
why do you say that?
Connor Russell
I believe 8ch is waiting. You first OP.
Carter Morales
Because being alive is pretty sweet.
Because I beat out millions of other sperm to be the one that got born.
Christian Bell
If you really wanted to kill yourself you'd find way. Hanging is pretty quick if you do it right. There's also helium exit bags, or jumping off a tall building. Hell, there's also the classic wrist slitting or intentional drowning.
You don't actually want to die. You're just in a rough spot and convinced you're too much of a bitch to overcome it.
Hunter Phillips
That last one was brutal. Cracked open like a watermelon.
Jack Parker
I remember seeing that one on facebook many years ago. It wasn't suicide attempt, he was just stupid.
Chase Rogers
A bunch of his friends did it before and I think he did it too, but after they kept coming out of the water and jumping again, the spot got all wet and slippery. So when he jumped off again, he slipped and became an alien on impact.
Justin Scott
Well that sucks. I wonder if he survived.
Anthony Ross
because i have bideo games
Zachary Wilson
things i want to do before I die:
I have a long time to go but I think I will burn through it before I hit age 40. Age 40 seems like the perfect age for offing yourself