SOMEBODY ONCE CUCKED ME

Louis C.K. walks on stage, sits on a stool. His face is somber
Crowd murmurs, some worried faces in the audience
Crowd erupts in cheers and applause, cries of "Congratulations"
Crowd begins to hiss and boo
*Crowd shouts in unison "LITTLE WHITE DICKS!"
Laughter
More laughter
*Cheers mix into the laughter, one white woman shouts "Me first, me first!"
Crowd "aw"s.
Crowd explodes with excitement, chants of "Do it!" and "Suck that cock!" erupt. The woman's husband cheers her on as she gets on her knees in front of the first black man. The show ends as everyone watches the woman service black man after black man

The crowd falls silent as Louis approaches the microphone, some audience members already have grins plastered across their faces as they eagerly wait for the show to begin

Louis picks up the microphone

The crowd bursts into laughter Louis raises a hand to bring order, the crowd instantly falls silent

The crowd bursts into applause and cheers, signs are held up saying "end white supremacy" and "abolish the white race"

Louis patiently waits for the applause to finish and then raises the mic again

Audience erupts into uproarious laughter

Crowd cheers, whistles and laughs in approval

...

The crowd is silent as Louis walks on stage, a microphone in his hand. "Folks, I have a special song for you tonight," he says as he raises the microphone to his mouth. The crowd begins cheering as a familiar tune, "Paint is Black" by the Rolling Stones starts playing…
As the song ends and the music fades out, 1000 virile African men descend on the crowd and begin impregnating all of the white women, and slaughtering all of the white men.

"You desert dudes don't get much Nubian raiders up here right anymore?"

*cough* "Uh, well, you basically LOOK white y'know?! A lil' bit of a different bone structure.. but fuck it, EVERY RACE needs BBC am I RIGHT?!?!?"

*wipes his sweaty pale brow while fumbling around his backpocket for his car keys, planning his escape but comes to a realization, smiling*

"..It's not like you tiny dick little sand people could EVER please your Arabian belly-dancing princesses, you understand that?!"

"For those who didn't catch that… *clears his throat and fosters a glint in his eye* !!!!!!!"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

BOOOOOOOOOO!
*Crowd begins to hiss and shout phrases like "GET OUTTA TOWN!"*
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*Crowd begins to cheer, stomp feet and lift lighters into the air*
*Crowd begins to boo and hiss again*
*Crowd begins to cheer as all white males in the crowd are beaten*
*All the white females in the crowd are now being raped while the white males are being forced to watch and suck BBCs*
*Wu-Tang Clan storm on stage with their cocks hanging out, Louis is already on his knees sucking off THE CHEF while RZA starts rapping*
*Louis is now being raped by Ghostface as he sucks off Method Man and ODB*

...

Louizzles’ hairy-ass legs abrupt n' taut up 'n tha tremblin rize n' fall of his wild shawty' freakadelic pimply white frame; splayed froglike; voltaic twitches; I thought i told ya, nigga I'm a soldier. limblank n' lithe yo with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. Dude slows fo' a moment ta baller his balizzle n' secure his wild shawty' footin yo dogg. Dude begins again n' again n' again ta ride tha dizzay steed, now wit pimped outa vigour. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. They hear tha fizzaint slap of wizzay flesh paper'd up; warm contact departs wizzay a cold-ass shawty def kiss, then returns again; Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. tha rhythm of some atavistic drum, betta check yo self. They peep tha plashizzle contact of fatty, whizzite, quiverin cheeks upon dark n' str'n-taunt groin muscles. They regard tha infinite ache of dis strange friction wit grills agape, lips dizzy, heezeez bowed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. Louis gazes downward, tha stee' upward fo' sheezy; kindrizzle zealizzles up 'n a ritual lost ta tha ghetto save fo' em. Louis’ pink button squirts a watery liquid across tha steed’s face, like a novizzle shot calla deployed by a part-time clown. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Louizzles cries out in tha dogg pound: give me dizzle Big Black D-to-tha-izzick! His body writhang n' heavin like a skewered snake, niggaz, better recognize. Louizzles takes tha bull as deep as his schmoooove ass can, feelin thick globulez of def semen settle somewhere deep witin his wild shawty' freakadelic gut but real niggaz don't give a fuck. Louizzles homeboyz: dis be what tha fuck I want, what tha fuck I deserve. Embalmed witin tha soft ache of post-bustin a nut, he falls asleep.

all me

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I COULD USE SOME BBC MYSELF

Hi Death. Our time is near, but not quite yet. We have a lot more to fall before our end.

The cuck meme has made me crave BBC, and I think that was the plan behind the meme all along.

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That is the saddest, most pathetic shit I've ever read, user. I hope you're not a femanon.

No shit.

surprise, surprise.

Cum visit us at >>>/interracial/ , white boi ;)

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AND WE CAN ALL USE A BBC

ridley scott approves

kill yourself

WELL, THE BUCK STARTS FUCKIN AND WON'T STOP FUCKIN

BACK TO THE WIFE AND I HIT THAT ASS RUNNIN'

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO EAT HIS CUM

Sad!

YOU PREP THE BULL WHILE HER VAG IS NUMB

CUCK MY LIFE INTO PIECES

I think you mean reddit.com/r/interracial/
faggot

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Just wait till he brings the blood out of you.

Somebody once told me the girl is gonna cuck me
I ain't the biggest dick in the shed
She was looking full of cum with a black bull in her bum
And the shape of a dick on her forehead

Well the bull fuckin and he don't stop fuckin
Fed to the wife and hit her ass running
Didn't make sense not to eat his cum
You prep the bull while her vag is numb
So much to suck, so much to see
So what's wrong with eating the bull's skeet?
He'll never know if you don't blow
You'll never shine if he don't grow

Hey now, you're an cuckold, get your game on, go gay
Hey now, you're a cock star, get the show on, get sprayed
And all that vagina is old
Only shooting cum break the mold

It's a bull pen, and as the black dicks do her
==You're up in cum now, wait till you get fuller=
But the big black men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the wife's asshole picture
The cum we drink is getting pretty thick
The dick's getting warm so you want to blow him
Asshole's on fire, how about hers?
That's the way she likes it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're a cuckold, get your game on, go gay
Hey now, you're a cock star, get the show on, get sprayed
And all that vagina is old
Only shooting cum break the mold

Hey now, you're a cuckold, get your game on, go gay
Hey now, you're a cock star, get the show on, get sprayed
And all that vagina is old
Only shooting cum

Somebody once tried to cum inside my wife's ass
He needs to get himself inside of her space
I said yep, my dick's inept
I could use a well hung bull myself
And we could all use a bbc

Well the bulls fuckin and he don't stop fuckin
Fed to the wife and hit her ass running
Didn't make sense not to eat his cum
You prep the bull while her vag is numb
So much to suck, so much to see
So what's wrong with eating the bull's skeet?
He'll never know if you don't blow (blow!)
You'll never shine if he don't grow

Hey now, you're a cuckold, get your game on, go gay
Hey now, you're a cock star, get the show on, get sprayed
And all that vagina is old
Only shooting cum break the mold

And all that vagina is old
Only shooting cum break the mold

Only broken, failed women date shitskins.

Where's the Oscar Best Picture one?
I need it for OC pourposes

BLACKED

I always enjoy seeing pictures like this.

There's a sick gratification I get from seeing a degenerate pay for their actions.

Niggers getting cucked by white men: far superior

pornflip.com/v/j8ChzMtuai9

Your days are numbered cucks.

Now that shit is fucking kino.

DELET THIS
BLACKS ARE BETTER HUSBANDS THAN THOSE EVIL WHITE MAN

CUCKINO IDEA

Asian man cucks nigger with a white girl

Next you'll be saying Niggers run NASA.

Get your hands a-rubbing
The buck's cock needs attention
WHITE CUCKOLD PARTY
If you got to work today
Bring Jerome some condoms and rum
WHITE CUCKOLD PARTY
You don't have to mind your own penis
Get yourself in line take your time
And watch the BBC
WHITE CUCKOLD PARTY

Just quit your bitchin', bite your tongue
Save it for a snowball son
WHITE CUCKOLD PARTY
Wear your cage, in the shed
WATCH THE CELEBRATION

Memes aside, how good of a comedian is Louis C.K. actually?

disgusting

COME ON FAM WE WUZ NASA N SHIET

His humor is kind of dark

Shut the fuck up Carlos

CUCKS
CUCKS
LET OUT THE BUCKS
BBC IS A COCK THAT SHE WANTS TO SUCK
COME ON, I'M TALKING TO YOU

A black astronaut Cyril! That's like killing a unicorn!

DRUMPF
DRUMPF
IMPEACH THAT CHUMP
THE SCOOPS THAT HE HAD REALLY PAINS MY RUMP
COME ON, I'M TALKING BOUT TWO

He wasn't lying.