Hypothetical Raid Discussion Thread

Your wise choice in door and window security has bought you one minute before the fuckos search your computer for pirated media.

What do you do?

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1. Run script to nuke LUKS keys.
2. Pull plug on computer.
3. Rip RAM out of computer.
4. Microwave RAM.

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I was about to say that's retarded, but I suppose that increased temperature might increase the rate of data loss.

Why would it be retarded? The metals in your RAM stick will show some nice sparks when you put on the microwave, no?

Smelting in a Microwave
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The point is that putting your RAM into the microwave will destroy your stick. So that's is why I asked why it is retarded. Apart from the metals melting, I believe many RAM sticks have gold platings on the connectors and these will make the sparks needed to fry the chips.

1. Turn computer off / pull plug
.. and, that's it.

and then go to prison when you refuse to provide the password. At least the key-nuking guy can explain how he doesn't have anything to give while feigning excessive concern about burglars.

I'm not living in the isra..USA/United Pakistania.

And that sentence is a hell of a lot shorter than it would be for illegal donkey porn or whatever the fuck OP is asking for directions on how to protect.

you sure about that?

An Assange scenario?
In the movies the building collapses while they use a hidden escape route to leave the den.

If they are raiding your house it is to detain you. They already have enough evidence to put you away for a long time user.

That depends on what your priorities are and your threat model.
I would simply shutdown my computer and that's it. I wouldn't bother destroying the LUKS header or even physically destroying components because that's too much of an investment when they're likely simply drop the case against you when they don't have the encryption passphrase.

It must suck to live in your backwards country my man. Where I live there is no police state. You should try freedom some time.

lmao

sounds cool. Can you question the holycaust in your freedom country?

Nope :(
But I could just a couple of years back. Still less of a police state than yours.

Spain?

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How do they plan on proving I didn't purchase all the media myself with cash, burned it onto my hdd and then threw away the discs? I'm fully encrypted anyway so fuck them

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That's kinda the point, isn't it?

user, this shit is only needed in first-world countries.

1) RAM would likely be useless by the time you got it in the microwave. It's volatile. Microwave something more useful.
2) Evidence of destroying evidence

aren't users in cucked USA by default free to destroy their belongings if they want to?

RAM charge remains strong enough to be read for about half an hour after turning off using specialised equipment. Many hours if it is cooled to sub-zero temps right after turning off.

The first-world country I live in doesn't have laws with brand names.

I'm an amerifat. I was wondering if it's still spoilation of evidence if I write a timer program that, if not updated, nukes my keys and writes over my encrypted data.
Would this work, and prevent me from being thrown in jail indefinitely?

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Freedom is merely the length of your leash; .gov does not even pretend that they won't do whatever they like to you with or without evidence and due process.

The only correct answer to this question is to fight. Fuckos arent going to break your home to be reasonable with you. The only question is whether you want to live in a cage or die free.

pull out the 100 round drum and unload it in their direction

Retarded suggestion.

Retarded way to shutdown.

What a Retard!!!

United States of *Pakisraelistan?

I literally have nothing pirated.
What I would do though is refuse to open the door unless they show a court warrant.