Brit/pol/ #1211: Ian Hislop Edition

TOTAL COCKUP

The Anti-Brexit Brigade Is Fundraising For EU Flags To Be Waved On The Last Night Of Proms
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/07/anti-brexit-brigade-fundraising-eu-flags-waved-last-night-proms/
Chancellor to give EU kikes free movement to the EU post Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/08/european-bankers-will-be-exempt-from-migration-curbs-after-brexi/
UKIP candidate Lisa Duffy: "People Must Be ‘Re-Educated’ Towards Progressive, LGBT Politics
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/08/ukip-leadership-hopeful-duffy-members-must-re-educated-towards-progressive-lgbt-politics/
Dover mayor caught sniffing in bathroom
order-order.com/2016/08/31/white-sniffs-dover/
New grammar schools needed to stop rich families dominating best state schools through 'selection by house price', says Theresa May
telegraph.co.uk/education/2016/09/07/new-grammar-schools-are-needed-to-stop-rich-families-dominating/

France Says It Has Foiled Major Terror Attack On Paris Station
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/09/france-says-foiled-major-terror-attack-paris-station/
SUCKERSPERG CHILD BTFO
Napalm Girl Ban: Mark Zuckerberg Declares SJW War On Norway
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/09/napalm-girl-ban-mark-zuckerbergs-sjw-war-norway/

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breitbart.com/london/2016/09/09/trumpism-lands-britain-left-outraged-uk-govt-trying-stop-illegal-immigration/
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/09/theresa-may-every-school-in-england-will-be-given-opportunity-to/
order-order.com/2016/09/09/ukips-got-talent/
reaction.life/anti-grammar-school-stance-public-school-boys-makes-blood-boil/
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/09/uk-police-may-be-allowed-to-wear-burkas/
youtube.com/watch?v=Va_n43y1big
twitter.com/daily_politics/status/774183152969363456?ref_src=twsrc^tfw
youtu.be/ZNqlSrhUOgs?t=215
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/09/interpreter-suspended-arab-migrants-lie/
twitter.com/digitalspy/status/774288277570457600
news.met.police.uk/news/met-police-staff-charged-with-conspiracy-to-defraud-185085
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-36164182
twitter.com/AP/status/774273571115962368
euobserver.com/political/135005
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/seven-year-old-girl-made-8801182
pastebin.com/7VkgdX3J
twitter.com/CodeAud/status/774300152962043904
youtube.com/watch?v=4zmfxLm3-cY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baedeker_Blitz
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_of_Lübeck_in_World_War_II
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_of_Warsaw_in_World_War_II
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3780802/Jobless-French-migrant-family-handed-44-000-benefits-year-warned-homeless-reject-house-turning-THREE-small.html
rt.com/usa/358843-ohio-parents-heroin-child/
twitter.com/jebhead2016/status/774324394420088832
periscope.tv/w/1rmxPRndezDGN
islandecho.co.uk/news/green-light-given-welcome-5-syrian-refugee-families
onthewight.com/2016/09/05/plans-to-accommodate-syrian-refugee-families-on-the-isle-of-wight/
iwcp.co.uk/news/news/help-for-refugees-fleeing-syria-conflict-agreed-by-isle-of-wight-councillors-96102.aspx
twitter.com/i/moments/774236971187175425
youtube.com/watch?v=O8XfV8aPAyQ
youtube.com/watch?v=oKCcr_ayvMo
my5.tv/gangland/season-1
twitter.com/search?q=gangland&src=typd
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/labour-leadership-hopeful-owen-smith-8803113
twitter.com/clolacoca/status/774210491111600128
youtu.be/JDf2G1vyNX8
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Afternoon lads

*pen tapping intensifies*

ERR THE GOVERNMENT?

I'm sorry, lad

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what happened?

Lad…

fuck off gord

daily reminder to all NEETS to get stacked

Think I'm going to be sick lads.

ISRAELI PM BASICALLY TELLING THE EU AND EUROPEANS: GUARANTEE THE STATE OF ISRAEL OR THE "REFUGEES" KEEP COMING!

From about 5.30 mins in after the Dutch PM gives him a public scolding

Links I was prepping

Build a wall and make the Frogs pay for it
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/09/trumpism-lands-britain-left-outraged-uk-govt-trying-stop-illegal-immigration/

Sharia May:'Private schools divorced from normal life'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/09/theresa-may-every-school-in-england-will-be-given-opportunity-to/

UKIP's got talent!
order-order.com/2016/09/09/ukips-got-talent/

Why Grammars are good for Britain
reaction.life/anti-grammar-school-stance-public-school-boys-makes-blood-boil/

Cops to allow Burkas for Muzzies on the beat. Thanks Jockistan
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/09/uk-police-may-be-allowed-to-wear-burkas/

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for him

Which issue has him suicide bombing checkpoints in Bagdad?

Just trying to think of a topic that's relevant but also totally inoffensive to anyone. Hislop is pretty memeworthy after Harry & Paul.

Better not look at r/unitedkingdom then..

*TAPS DESK WITH PEN 20 TIMES*
ABSOLUTE COCK UP
DAILY MAIL

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idk man the "impregnate her and put a white baby in the womb" is very much a Holla Forums breedingwar mindset

most of em are useful idiots but the reddit donald fans are super receptive to redpills

america was a mistake


TOTAL NAZIS

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Hislop's a liberal twat, eton educated and member of the bullingdon club.

nice and civic
pretty sure most Holla Forums autist yanks want to have california nuked though because its basically just a giant shithole filled with spics and asiatics

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Music star rapper Akala, known as the 'Black Shakespeare', responds to EDL leader Tommy Robinson and his views on Islam, Muslims and racism in Britain.

That's one tall ivory tower to preach form.

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nice pin tbh, the swarthy asian man should be trying to get a better grip tbh, he really could launch that nigger if he pushed off the bench

God these are poor quality.

who the fuck calls him that? his mum? the other fucking talentless wogs?

Gents, how closely related are Brits to the Irish?

That shit's designed to incite hatred.

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It was an accident, lad. I'm apologising for letting my parents do this to him

Reminds me of this youtube.com/watch?v=Va_n43y1big

ARCHIVE, YOU FILTHY COCKSUCKER.

Akala discusses the topic of racism in the music industr

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O…okay.

Fuck sake look at this ludicrous display lads
twitter.com/daily_politics/status/774183152969363456?ref_src=twsrc^tfw

Akala discusses structural racism and privilege with Frankie Boyle

munter

Diane James won tbh

reminded me more of this tbh

They're liberal cucks anyway, fuck em.

wow never thought of that

Private Eye is shit tbh

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is it okay to use carrots for pleasure lads?

sometimes i look at whats being spewed out by the media and i wish i could have just went round these peoples houses and smothered them as children.

anyone got the westcountry spurdos?
I dont have them on this computer

He's also a fucking manlet with a mega triple chin

make him humble

It's just a posh university newsletter that isn't remotely funny but has in-jokes. If it wasn't run by one of the best connected people in England it wouldn't still exist.

there is literally nothing wrong with being of a smaller stature

Oo ar me lad I gots you

German playgrounds being turned into African street bars. Hans is furious!

Literally no hapa identifies as white, and a majority of them will end up hating European-Americans as is the fashion.

If you're a racialist who supports miscegenation you're both pathetic and rediculous.

MANLETS OUT!!!!!!!!!!

thanks me boy

Welsh memes on /sp/ are pretty good tbh

Do you want me to post the list of famous short men again?

I used to like Akala, kek. He did make a good point in one of his shitty wog songs about the privatisation of prisons, but the fact that prison labour is profitable isn't why there are so many blacks in prison.

He's a sad case really. I think him being a half-caste makes him completely unable to understand why humans are tribal, since he has no group to belong to, but humans have naturally organised into tribes for all of human history, so he just tries to attack constantly the ideology of tribalism.

lads

I'm the same height as Hitler, that's good enough for me.

And Hitler killed himself

You should too

And what happened to Hitler?

Based Akala addresses the N word

All short people are fucking trouble. All suffer from an inferiority complex
Hitler was ok though, obviously. But the rest are cancer!!

t. His Royal Highness Bibi teh Bobo Netanyahu ( 4ft 7in )

Literally who? I have no fucking idea who he is

…sorry make that 7 ft 4in

Truly the intellectual master mind of this century

Everlasting praise and glory.

Well keep talking to me, seems to be the most effective weapon to drive someone to suicide. Mate.

Akala is just salty because he was lucky to get a hit ten years ago but major labels wont touch him now because all he talks about is muh racism
Same reason you never hear of his sister ms dynamite, couple of club hits then it was all preachy shite and muh racism.
"youths" dont want a message with their grime.

Stupid nigger

one in the middle looks a bit hefty so just hit him with the either a hip throw or a leg sweep jap style

dont worry lad
im a manlet too

That is a myth. Hitler escaped to New Swabia into the inner fortress and from there into Inner Earth.

Hitler's remains were never found.

Operation Highjump. The missing U-Boats. Do the maths.

Have faith my friend, we'll always been 6ft taller than Joe.

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NOBODY CARES. HE'S NOT LOCAL.


keke

Lad I'm 5'5, my goal is to have at least 10 children with a woman shorter than me to spawn an army of manlet warriors for the RaHoWa. You should as well.

The short man will come out on top after the event.

5'7 tbh.

Not emptying your ballbag on your cat

lad

If I ever do have children it will be with a tall woman, I know people will mock me for it but fuck them I've a thick skin. I would however like my children to never know what it's like to be a shortarse.


They say her death achieved nothing, I say they're wrong. Saint Joe is bringing us joy beyond the grave,

i want a tall T H I C C girl too lad tbh
hmmmmm

URIP

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Fuck off Dinky Dinklage, you insufferable yank

5'8 here, the only girls I even talk to are at least 6 foot. the one lass I really wanted but she moved away was 6'3 and she was so comfy to cuddle tbh.

It's looking dire if I'm being honest.

Why do you have so much hatred towards shorter people ?

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RaHeWa

Racial Height War

shut up

Looks like the LIDF have arrived.

Clearly that midget can't take a joke.

Little Internet Defence force?

I can't hear you as I'm over 6ft and you're out of earshot…What was that you said little man?

lel…It's the other way round in short men's heads

OH YESH

business idea

LANKLET

IT MEANS LANKLET

She looks like that dinner lady who snacks on the leftovers after lunchtime

6'2''
95 kilo

not a lanklet, midget

daily reminder that if you aren't practicing the ancient anglo-saxon martial art of wrestling you cannot truly call yourself an englishman

For all the manlets that have difficulty in pulling…here's a handy cut out and keep mask for when you go on the pull. That way you might find a midget Romanian gypsy to fuck you in your batty hole

New ideology lads.

where do i find women that are into manlets

i want to be dominated

Jealous we cucked you out of your women, lanky?


Over 5'8 is lanklet, lanklet.

Lads, I had a massive shit at 8am this morning, stinking out the house and making everyone pissed off with me, came back from work at 5pm had to take another massive shit which stunk the house out again which made people pissed.
Why is it that taking a shit is such a bad thing? I'm getting rid of bodily waste, toxins and it's all going out the right place the toilet. What would people prefer? I shit on the street like a shitskin Pajeet? That I hold it until I die?


On another note, stop looking at your faceook full stop it's just a load of shite like that which comes out of me.

We're at a point where Farage should honestly just create a new party.


Its not ideal or bound to work, but what on earth can we salvage from UKIP as it currently is?

I am growing stronger

I will bite off your testicles you tall cunt

how do you grow

lanklets are tall and thin

Skip to 10 minutes

Buy your mum a strap on and ask for an early Christmas present tbh

Diane's alright tbh don't know what you're worried about. She's basically Farage with tits

tall lasses (lasses over 6 foot 1) don't really care that much lad, its the womanlets that fetishize height. tall lasses are superior to tall men tbh

Sounds like you have a bad diet

Yea nah dickhead

Get someone to pour water on your feet tbh

You asked for it you pieces of shit

Quite the reverse, I eat plenty of fibre that's why it releases so easily.

my mums shorter than me you dumb cunt


alright


hmm

This
My shit don't stink

Bruce Lee 5'7" Being one of the most influential martial artists of all time and creating Jeet Kune Do
Winston Churchill 5'7" Becoming the greatest wartime leader of the 20th century AND winning the Nobel Prize for Literature
Napoleon Boneparte 5'6" Winning hundreds of battles to seize control over most of Europe in less than 10 years
Urijah Faber 5'6" Becoming one of the best pound-for-pound mixed martial arts fighters in the world
Mahatma Gandhi 5'4" Igniting freedom across the world by leading India's Independence Movement using nonviolent civil disobedience
Josh Hutcherson 5'7" Co-starring in one of the highest grossing film franchises of all time, The Hunger Games
James Madison 5'4" Serving as the fourth President of the United States and helping draft the Constitution and Bill of Rights
Rivers Cuomo 5'6" Founding Weezer, an American rock band that sold over 17 million albums worldwide
Prince 5'2" Winning 7 Grammy Awards, selling over 100 million albums and being inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Andrew Carnegie 5'2" Going from poor immigrant to wealthy businessman by leading the growth of the American steel industry, then giving away almost all of his money
Robin Williams 5'7" Entertaining the world through his work in such films as Good Will Hunting, Dead Poets Society, Aladdin and Mrs. Doubtfire
Bob Marley 5'8" Selling over 75 million albums while popularizing reggae music and Rastafarianism worldwide
Robert Downey, Jr. 5'8" Playing Tony Stark in the blockbuster film series Iron Man and overcoming addiction
Martin Short 5'7" Winning numerous awards for his role in plays and films like Three Amigos, Father of the Bride and SNL
Paul Simon 5'3" Winning 12 Grammy Awards as a solo singer-songwriter and one half of Simon & Garfunkel
Yuri Gagarin 5'2" Being the first human to enter into outer space
Charlie Chaplin 5'5" Becoming one of the most famous people in the world during the silent film era by writing, directing, producing, scoring and starring in his own films
Frodo Baggins 3'6" Returning the "One Ring" to Mount Doom
Bono 5'7" Being the front man of rock band U2 and one of the most influential philanthropists in the world
Ulysses S. Grant 5'8" Leading the Union Army to victory as Commanding General during the Civil War and serving as the 18th President of the United States
Tom Cruise 5'7" Becoming one of the most famous actors in Hollywood and one of the most powerful celebrities in the world
Pablo Picasso 5'4" Co-founding one of the most influential art movements of the 20th century, Cubism
Thom Yorke 5'6" Writing and performing for the award-winning, best-selling alternative rock band Radiohead
Peter Dinklage 4'5" Winning an Emmy and Golden Globe Award for his role as Tyrion Lannister in HBO's hit series Game of Thrones
Al Pacino 5'7" Playing the two most famous Hollywood mobsters, Michael Corleone in The Godfather and Tony Montana in Scarface
Michael J. Fox 5'4" Starring in the Back to the Future trilogy, helping find a cure for Parkinson's Disease

Roger Daltrey 5'7" Singing for The Who, one of the greatest rock bands of all time
Voltaire 5'3" Writing thousands of poems, plays, books and letters as one of the most influential thinkers of the Age of Enlightenment
Tyrone "Muggsy" Bogues 5'3" Being the shortest man to ever play professional basketball in the NBA
Ben Stiller 5'8" Writing, starring in, directing and/or producing more than 50 films that have grossed billions of dollars worldwide
Woody Allen 5'5" Becoming one of the most influential and successful actors, writers, comedians and directors of all time, and being nominated for 24 Academy Awards
Harry Houdini 5'4" Becoming the most famous escape artist of all time
Daniel Radcliffe 5'5" Starring in the Harry Potter series, the highest grossing film franchise of all time
Humphrey Bogart 5'8" Appearing in over 75 films, including Casablanca and going down in history as one of the greatest American movie stars of all time
Dustin Hoffman 5'6" Winning two Academy Awards and 13 Golden Globe Awards for movies like The Graduate, Rain Man and Hook
Bruno Mars 5'6" Rising to fame incredibly quickly to become one of the best-selling musical performers of all time and a Grammy Award winning singer-songwriter
Jack Black 5'6" Starring in Hollywood hits like King Kong, Tropic Thunder and Kung Fu Panda, and co-founding the comedic rock band Tenacious D
Spud Webb 5'7" Winning the NBA Slam Dunk Contest as one of the shortest players in the league
Kevin Hart 5'2" Being an award-winning actor, comedian, writer and producer
Ludwig van Beethoven 5'3" Earning the status of one of the most famous and influential musical composers of all time
CeeLo Green 5'6" Composing hit songs like "Forget You" and "Crazy", and appearing on NBC's reality show The Voice
Aziz Ansari 5'6" Starring in NBC's Parks and Recreation
Danny DeVito 5'0" Co-starring in Taxi, Batman Returns and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and co-producing movies such as Pulp Fiction and Garden State
Jason Schwartzman 5'6" Acting in movies like Rushmore and The Grand Budapest Hotel, and playing drums in the rock band Phantom Planet
Mark Wahlberg 5'8" Becoming the rapper Marky Mark, a Calvin Klein underwear model, and an award-winning actor and producer
John Stewart 5'6" Hosting satirical news program The Daily Show and winning 19 Emmy Awards
Elton John 5'7" Selling over 300 million records and co-writing more than 50 Top 40 hits over a 50 year musical career
James "Logan" Howlett 5'3" Defeating his arch nemesis Sabertooth and holding his own against the Hulk in some of the most epic battles the Marvel Universe has ever seen
Jason Bryant Acuña 4'1" Playing "Wee Man" in the MTV reality franchise Jackass and skateboarding professionally
Apolo Ohno 5'8" Winning eight medals in the Winter Olympics
Mario Andretti 5'7" Being the only racing driver to win the Indianapolis 500, Daytona 500 and Formula One World Championship (plus over 100 other major wins)
Yogi Berra 5'7" Becoming one of the best MLB catchers of all time and being named MVP three times
Henry Winkler 5'6" Playing "The Fonz" on the classic American sitcom Happy Days
Beck 5'7" Winning five Grammy Awards as one of the most influential and diverse multi-instrumentalists and composers of our time
Jason Alexander 5'4" Playing George Costanza on one of the greatest TV series of all time, Seinfeld
Martin Scorsese 5'3" Directing some of the most iconic films of all time, including Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Goodfellas and Gangs of New York
Manny Pacquiao 5'7" Being the first and only boxer to win titles in eight different weight classes and being elected to the Philippine House of Representatives
Genghis Khan 5'1" Using political and military tactics to unite disparate nomadic tribes of Northeast Asia to form the Mongol Empire
Flea 5'6" Being the bassist and co-founder of the legendary rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers
T.E. Lawrence 5'5" Serving as a liason officer for the British Army in Egypt during WWI, writing The Seven Pillars of Wisdom and becoming the subject of the film Lawrence of Arabia

DAMN THATS DEEP

youtu.be/ZNqlSrhUOgs?t=215

based Brother John

Sean McColl 5'7" Earning multiple professional climbing medals and winning American Ninja Warrior
Truman Capote 5'4" Writing iconic literary classics like Breakfast at Tiffany's and In Cold Blood
Jonah Hill 5'7" Writing for and acting in critically-acclaimed films like Moneyball, The Wolf of Wall Street, Superbad and Knocked Up
Lionel Messi 5'7" Garnering the reputation of one of the best soccer players of all time by the age of 27
Mel Brooks 5'4" Creating ultra popular comic parodies like Spaceballs and Robin Hood: Men in Tights, and being an EGOT winner
Salvador Dali 5'7" Becoming one of the most prominent surrealist artists in the world through such works as The Persistence of Memory and The Elephants
Bob Dylan 5'6" Winning 11 Grammy Awards as one of the most influential, successful and enduring singer-songwriters of all time
William Faulkner 5'6" Winning two Pulitzer Prizes and the Nobel Prize for Literature
Alfred Hitchcock 5'6" Earning the nickname of "The Master of Suspense" and being regarded as the greatest British filmmaker of all time
Spike Lee 5'5" Producing and directing over 35 award-winning films, and examining racial relations and urban life in an honest, often controversial way
John Leguizamo 5'8" Winning multiple awards for producing and acting in a wide variety of movies, plays and TV shows
Mike Myers 5'7" Starring in comedies like SNL, Shrek, Austin Powers and Wayne's World (which was based on the character he created)
Aristotle 5'5" Remaining one of the most influential thinkers of all time, thousands of years after his death
Steven Spielberg 5'7" Directing and producing some of the most popular and amazing movies ever made, such as E.T., Jaws, Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones and Saving Private Ryan
F. Scott Fitzgerald 5'7" Writing The Great Gatsby, which became one of the most popular books ever written after his death
J. R. R. Tolkien 5'5" Writing The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings
Ralph Lauren 5'6" Founding one of the most successful American clothing brands to date
Henri Toulouse-Lautrec 4'11" Making a name for himself as the best-known painter of the Post-Impressionist period
Kanye West 5'8" Winning 21 Grammy Awards, selling over 100 million albums and helping create the "alternative rap" genre
Bob Costas 5'7" Hosting nine (and counting) Olympic games for NBC Sports, among countless other televised sporting events
Daymond John 5'7" Founding the clothing company FUBU and appearing as an investor on ABC's Shark Tank
Sean Sherk 5'6" Holding a 36-4 mixed martial arts record, including a win against Nick Diaz, while fighting in both the UFC and PRIDE
Danny Padilla 5'2" Earning the nickname "The Giant Killer" after repeatedly beating much taller men in international bodybuilding competitions
Alexander the Great 5'6" Creating the largest political empire in the ancient world through military conquest and spreading Greek culture across the East
Franco Columbu 5'5" Achieving champion level status in professional bodybuilding, Olympic powerlifting and amateur boxing
Jet Li 5'6" Becoming a national Wushu champion, action movie star and fight choreographer in China and America
Darren Sproles 5'6" Setting records in college and professional sports as one of the shortest and most talented running backs in the NFL
Simon Cowell 5'8" Serving as the first judge on American Idol before creating the show The X Factor and signing numerous major musical acts to his own record label
Seth Green 5'4" Starring in movies like Austin Powers, creating the show Robot Chicken and being the voice of Chris Griffin on Family Guy
Marc Anthony 5'7" Winning two Grammy Awards and five Latin Grammy Awards, and acting in major Hollywood productions like Man on Fire
David Sedaris 5'5" Writing multiple New York Times bestsellers like Naked and Me Talk Pretty One Day that have sold over 10 million copies worldwide
Carlos Slim 5'8" Becoming the wealthiest person in the world (the "Warren Buffett of Mexico") by building an investment and telecom empire
Jesse Eisenberg 5'7" Playing Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg (who is 5'9") in the movie The Social Network
Gael Garcia Bernal 5'6" Becoming an award-winning actor and director in both Mexico and the United States
Sergey Brin 5'8" Co-inventing one of the world's most popular and profitable companies - Google
Giorgio Armani 5'8" Founding the brand Armani and becoming one of the most successful fashion designers of all time
George Lucas 5'7" Creating Star Wars and Indiana Jones
Isaac Newton 5'6" Laying the groundwork for classical mechanics

Too much fat in your diet, it's probably not awful as long as your shit is solid and normal looking. If it's all watery then eat more fibre. I.e just put salad with every meal, eat it all in one go then enjoy your real food.

95% of the people in that list are utter cunts.

No not this shit again.

Like you then???????

Every lass wants a bloke taller than them, sorry to break it to you manlets.

Maybe you'll find a 5,2 girl eh?

musta went over his head
carlos.jpg

Frodo Baggins 3'6" Returning the "One Ring" to Mount Doom

If it stinks the house out you either have a bad diet or something wrong with your bowels

It's not normal

related movie streaming

kekd

Manlets, when will they learn?

Is that it?

Can you post a list of all the great men who were over 6ft?

Oh….that would be every other fucking man! Lel

I've been with a chick over 6ft and I'm short as fuck. Deal with it, ugly.

Yes, but I'm not a liberal or Jewish cunt. So they're worse.

bejaysus, if it isn't that faggot tard cuck 'islop

islop is head off

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But lad, none of them were as moral or as much of a
BIG DOG
as Ian.

"half"-White

Is coronation street characters the latest forced meme

because she can't find anyone taller than her that would be interested.

Tall girls always have to settle for small blokes because even tall blokes want small girls

les is alright tbh


pretty sure its an old /brit/ thing tbh

Allah Akbar!!

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Only superficial slags care about height mate

cultural appropriation

off with it's head

Reminder that being tall is a disadvantage.

Reminder that short people literally live longer

Guess you'll be supporting Hillary then.

All women are superficial to some degree lad.

has any woman ever said without trying to be nice that she likes small guys?

manlets always get grade A tall lasses, whereas a lanky tall blokes end up with the low energy womanlets. tall blokes that are stacked are another story though

Swedecucks turn on kebab interpreter

Sweden: Interpreter Suspended For Saying Arab Migrants Lie To Secure Asylum, Welfare Bonuses
breitbart.com/london/2016/09/09/interpreter-suspended-arab-migrants-lie/

She's probably hoping he'll get his head blown off in Donbass.

BRAVO SWEDEN

That's true yeah but I think your face matters the most, height is important like but if you're fuck ugly no one will want you


Wow looks like in the future we will all be one height, the human height

Nothing forced about it at all.

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Lads is it just me or are pound coins lighter?

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Sweden already knows this. They have a policy of believing people since DNA testing or checking their teeth is unethical as it could end up revealing that they aren't children which means they would get deported.

jej


Felipe Birrie tallest Puerto Rican recorded at 7 ft 11 in 1916–1994 (78)

Is that Motorola? What happened to his arm? Where's Givi?

and no one gives a single half-hearted shit about some shitskin?

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feels good lads, my aryan gf agrees.

Yank Cecil Boling…
Was 7'8 but shrank to 7'0 since his legs were replaced with artificial legs 8.5 shorter. 1920–2000 (79)

bwhahahaha

Fuck off jerrycuck

You should get one lads, they're very obedient

wtf?

Trollumnist?

twitter.com/digitalspy/status/774288277570457600

Germans should be bombed, not shagged

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Not as obedient as my Chink gf lad, as soon as she gets slightly disagreeable I just have to raise my arm and she cowers in fear and goes and gets me a cuppa.

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Is your BO fu that powerful?

smh lad.

Or do you just give her a Hitler salute and she thinks gas could be incoming?

I miss fresh Ginnie poster. Feels like months since I saved a fresh Ginnie.

she'll REAP THE WHIRLWHIND

Lad, Hitler liked the slant eyes. As do I. He didn't discriminate between chink or jap they were the same in his eyes. As in mine.

At least Japan has anime, what has China ever done? - Hitler

who /aloneonafridaynight/ here

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Every Friday, lad. Living the BASED NEET life

Met police staff charged with conspiracy to defraud including one Ahmed
news.met.police.uk/news/met-police-staff-charged-with-conspiracy-to-defraud-185085


The former PCC of Northamptonshire Adam Simmonds has been charged with breaching the Data Protection Act 1998.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-36164182

WEW

GOOD TO SEE THE POLICE ARE INCORRUPTIBLE

I bet someone got a bung to let bints in burkas patrol our streets

China brought us gun powder, the fact he could line up Jews and commies to shoot in the first place was thanks to Chinks. Say thank you.

As always

feels weird tbh

TIPPITY TOP KEK

Over White House objections, House passes bipartisan bill allowing families of Sept. 11 victims to sue Saudi Arabia.
twitter.com/AP/status/774273571115962368

OBUNNY BTFO!!

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My worry is that she's very likely to have her own opinion in some areas which will become more relevant now that she's leader and he isn't.

There's a faction in UKIP that thinks Farage was "toxic" and "divisive" for the party for the simple fact that he broke the rule that political parties don't focus a campaign on reducing immigration as it creates the Powell-effect of inflaming prejudice. This was a major disagreement between Vote Leave and the other Brexit groups, and many in UKIP supported Vote Leave despite the fact it openly campaigned against Farage and preferred to focus on sovereignty and "controlling immigration"; the latter being of minor importance.

Whoever replaces Farage is going to come under pressure to stop pushing a drastic reduction to immigration into the political debate, and expand in a different direction. I very much doubt either Woolfe or James are going to hold the line on this, and even if they do I think they'll find it much harder than Nuttall or Farage to unite the party because they're much worse candidates.

It was cute until the dog treats tbh

"The truth is we need to stop nationalism,
and probably have some more socialism,
They lied about our African civilization
the black man hes getting castrations

The truth is races aren't different
UTOPIAS CONQUERED BY RACIST CHRISTIANS!"

Obviously Woolfe is out of the race but I think he's pretty indistinguishable from Diane James.

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WE WUZ KANGZ AN SHEEEIT

im so tired lads… day 4 nofap.. here we come…

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Lad i I've hadfucking Thrush for the past 3 weeks so i haven't wanked at all. Waiting for the creams to work.

Filtered

You're the fat lesbian who's attracted to Virginia aren't you?

EU GETS READY TO BOMB POLAND INTO SUBMISSION FOR NOT HAVING ANY LEFTIES LEFT IN PARLIAMENT OR ALLOWING THEIR PET RAPEFUGEES IN
euobserver.com/political/135005


Girl made goddess in Nepal because she has 'eyelashes like a cow and voice of a duck'
mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/seven-year-old-girl-made-8801182


Rub them in harder

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pastebin.com/7VkgdX3J

wew

Farage, Helmer, Nuttall and Reckless are the only worth while members.

I spoilered it, isn't that enough

I don't like Ginnie, i genuinely have it.

who /gfsimulation/ here?

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They've been around way before alt-right was even conceived. They've always been idiots and false flags. They're the yank equivalent of NA.

Joe Owens is the most underrated reasonable voice in the nationalist "movement".

I don't believe there are females on Holla Forums never mind brit/pol/. It's a male haunt, women just aren't interested in politics, it's the truth.

I'm not a fucking woman, men can get it as well you spastic.

Woman arrested in foiled Paris gas cylinder attack was engaged to man who slit elderly priest's throat at a Normandy church.

twitter.com/CodeAud/status/774300152962043904

France. You have a fucking problem m8

You'd better start sharpening those guillotines. Tr8ers first

Nobody cares who you are

We’ll beat you with a bar

Die, you fucking Harrisfag

You’ll gain many more haters

Your Aryandied won’t save you later

Die, you fucking Harrisfag

And you’ll bask in the shadow of your cenotaph
But you'll give your pants to rapeugees

Fuck off, you manchild, you fucktard, you loser,

Fuck off, you master of lies and deception, and die!

HA, you're a lad with thrush? You fucking spastic cunt. HAHAHA. You're such a little wanker lad.

Charles Martel is about 6 months away from being a "hate figure" in France.

You

You don't like her, but you love her, right…?

I'd never heard of Akala until Brit/pol/

I don't understand how me getting an fungal infection makes me a spastic.

She's a ugly camel lad.

cringing @ You

Learn to wash you disgusting fuck.

Too many
DAFTIES
in British Politics.

It's like you don't enjoy back of the bus anthems.

What the fuck is an Aryandied

AHHH YOU'RE THE LAD THAT CALLS HER A CAMEL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE A FUCKING CAMEL AT LEAST PICK SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE HER

WEW
Antifa's fighter pilot

Any Harris poster is undercover Antifa raiding our fucking board

Nah, that's the mindset of a self-loathing German cuck.

Anti-fa in this country loathe Harris, pic related.

Exactly. NOBODY gives a fuck about the 6 gorillion krauts firebombed in Dresden. Get the fuck over it you whiny cunt.

Last I'm going to post about it but i have tight foreskin, i do clean it but the doctor says this happens to most people with tight foreskin once every few years

N O T L O C A L

All they had to do was listen.

All Nick Griffin had to do was listen.
youtube.com/watch?v=4zmfxLm3-cY
Recent vid of Joe's, very good.

Nick should have kept it local

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DO IT AGAIN

the kraut cries out in pain as he stabs you in the back

don't rate these pastel IDs tbh

my fucking sides

I much more liberated after taking the Joe Pill

NA and "muh white revolution" twats are a bunch of larping faggots and we should discourage them at any point we see a member. If we want an edgier version of UKIP then we've got to get out and work for it.

Primarily a German anti-fa slogan. Like I give a fuck what self-loathing German cucks are saying.


Nick started letting his power level get off the chart and didn't explain the ideas in a good way either. He fell for every media trick and got led down a stupid pathway playing detective over Charlene Downes.

Lads at what point does local become national?

you're retarded we were the one that started civilian bombings.

Top Joe, lad. Thanks.


Aye. Keep it local has become my mantra.

If everyone does local politics then it becomes a national movement

He's not the sort of person I'd ever hang around with, simply because of the way he speaks casually, placing aside his political views, but his music isn't so terrible by the standards of the genre. I think he had a bit of a point in that metro article posted in the last thread. He is fairly popular yet isn't played on the radio. Think of the awful music you can hear on any number of popular radio stations worse than his music. I don't think they're declining to play his music because they're scared of his fairly mainstream just taken to their logical endpoint political views though. I think radio stations just prefer music that isn't going to cause controversy of any kind. Hence they gravitate to meaningless lovey dovey stuff or nigger muh dick look at this money the Jewish producers made me stuff.

Not fooling anyone Fritz

Remember, Rhodesia was a European style nation with a powerful military and prosperous economy with less than 10% white population. We just need whites to be at the top and we can still bring the UK back from the brink of destruction. Over time I'm sure we can make the UK white again.

British*

Gonna go out and buy something to drink tbh lads

Feel like getting all warm and fuzzy

Cute girl. Lose some weight and the glasses and I'd groom her and then marry her when she bleeds.

Read the bible instead, I'm not even joking it gives me goo feels.

True.

Reminder Harris gave up a comfy farmers life in Rhodesia to carry on serving for his country.

Lads the fuck is a Dean's List?

wtf you faggots made me fall for the wageslave meme

Don't do it lad, watch ASMR instead.

bought some ale but fuck me im too tired to drink it

It's called the national front. It's been dead in its tracks for years and will only get on its feet if it actually fields candidates in tactical areas and give no time to LARPing dafties.

I told you, lad. Wageslaves only wants people to suffer like they suffer.

Get a proper job.

Anti-Harris is a codeword of anti-anglo tbh lads

I thought so too but Reckless campaigned with Vote Leave so I think he may be anti-Farage even if he's not open about it.

Don't disagree tbh

pretty qt ngl

no pleb. I am british go learn our history before you shit post.
also that's not an argument why don't you try refuting my point.

I never said anything about who bombed who first.

That was never in question.

All I said was that Germany bombed British cities for years, which is a fact.

Don't know why you fucks get so butthurt and are so quick to defend Germany

Reminder that posts attacking anglos is allowed while posts attacking krauts, yanks and poles is a bannable offence.

No one has ever been banned for insulting anglos.

Don't agree with Harris posting tbqh, but the Germans started civilian bombing before us

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baedeker_Blitz

I'm so bored, lads

Beware of fellow travelers, lads.

NA out

NO ONE CARES

litterally the exact same as lefties that feel bad for imperialism

Get fucked I wish we increased our bombing campaign and included rape tactics like the based Ruskies

Footballs on.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_of_Lübeck_in_World_War_II

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You're sick lad.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombing_of_Warsaw_in_World_War_II

you are so retarded the wiki page you sent my refutes you're own point
The Baedeker Blitz or Baedeker raids were a series of attacks by the Luftwaffe on English cities during World War II. These were in response to a devastating increase in the effectiveness of the Royal Air Force's bombing offensive, starting with the bombing of Lübeck in March 1942.

don't feel to bad lad, someone has to be taxed to pay for houses for africans

Who fuck cares who bombed civilian areas first? War is war.

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I honestly don't care one way or the other tbh

If we started it we should have completely leveled most cities and if we didn't start it we were defending ourselves

Either way we didn't kill enough of them

quote:

so by that logic the kruts bombing coventry was completely justified because we bombed them first.

I've never been to the British city of Warsaw, is it nice?

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Steve has shagged half the street, he's a reet lad.

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How about them nukes over in Japan tho?

Good shit, yes?

Of course it's nice lad, it's the home of Based NA.

No one cares! It's not local!

Literally all that matter in this discussion. Everything you did in the war, no matter how much you think it was justified, was just enabling total domination of jewish people over the world.

what is hullo man's youtube channel

I hate football, lad.

WEW LAD

Just type in his name you spazz.

YOU BETTER LIKE RANGERS LAD

NOBODY CARES ABOUT DRESDEN

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE BLITZ

IT'S OVER

THE SECOND WORLD WAR IS OVER

WHY AREN'T YOU LEAFLETTING?

So it's okay to strip nations (Poland) of their sovereignty and bomb them into submission?

Hitler was more of a globalist cuck

Forced meme is a forced meme.

Memes are always forced, the forcers just use more lube sometimes so you don't notice.

Look at this forced meme for example:

By forcing the White Nationalists are scum meme WNs engage in reverse psychology that sends their targets down the rabbit hole in the search for white role models.

Whereas previously, whites would proclaim no identity, by being harshly confronted with identity in this way, they have no choice but to affirm it. Now pride matters.

The WN thugs challenge the viewer's sense of race that he never knew he had, forcing him to scream UGH THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO WHITENESS!

That little seed can grow into something special, and so our sophisticated WN brethren act as a psyops aristocracy guiding the misguided to the racial question.

The cognitive dissonance is already taking over. I guarantee Brad Reed will be screaming RAHOWA with the best of them in a few years.

Hulloman is wrong. The "disgust" the general public feels for the faith of Fascism is the "disgust" Keith Vaz feels for slav cock.

It needs work and it the architect should be gassed but that is pretty cheap. Where is it?

Yet you still too the time to reply

why would I hate the fact that i won the genetic lottery. does not seem logical to me tbh

thats right lad, rather upbreed a yank qt than breed euro-mongrels that have even less sense of identity than a yank

HEY FAMS

You're a jew puppet no matter how much you try to rationalize it.

I hope every last child of yours gets raped by a paki. Karmic justice.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3780802/Jobless-French-migrant-family-handed-44-000-benefits-year-warned-homeless-reject-house-turning-THREE-small.html

Prove it.

I love Jews
Jews rock
I wish I was Jewish, but I guess I'll just be a philosemite for the time being

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Grow up you little fag.

have you got any evidence for that jerry cuck accusation.
tbh you seem like the british eqivalent of a nigger throwing around ad hominems and using the britpol equivalent of racism
you are white and british act like it it.

None of this matters.

If you try the fake civic nationalist strategy you just get civic nationalism.

The only thing that can get us British ethno-nationalism is to keep spreading the most truthful message regardless of how extreme it is. People will resist it, people will hate it, because they're ashamed, but when the white British percentage shrinks low enough, they'll have no choice but to come round to us.

Nothing else matters. Making Farage Prime Minister won't do shit, and might even make people more complacent because poles stop coming over but everyone else is invited, and all the muds already here keep outbreeding us.

Nothing but being taken to the brink is going to do it, and when we get there we need to be able to say "told ya".

He's a child who gets off on provoking people lad, just ignore him

Almost certain it's a shit hole full of invaders but decide to look at some images to double check


You can get a 3-bed end of terrace for under 200k but your daughters will be groomed by the neighbors.

you accuse me of being a child while throwing around ad hominems like a kid in a playground. quite ironic tbh

We're being raided by NA

They all started coming at around the same time.

What's your measure of success?

Softening your agenda to be electable just means you moderate yourself into oblivion and when the time comes when its 50/50 between us and the muds, people won't know what to do.

If, on the other hand, you are telling the truth, the horrible truth that gets you hated and cast out of respectable politics, then when we get to 50/50, and people wake up, they have something to guide them that isn't a false solution.

The problem is that you want things to be easy and short term when they can't be. Making UKIP win the next 3 generals in a row won't stop British whites declining, and with a false agenda, it might be below 50/50 before most whites wake up, it might be 10/90, and then it will be too late, because all the while they thought they just had to deport the Poles to save Britain.

rt.com/usa/358843-ohio-parents-heroin-child/

Fucking hate lolbertarians lads.

That's how they do it lad, they have their little skype group and everything. It's proof of how little they are actually worth, that they raid a fucking politics board on a chan.

and this people act like ww2 was the best thing that happened to the british empire when in reality if we took rudolf hess's peace agreement we would probably still have an empire

Heroin must feel great.

Can someone please upload the devil pepe gallery to imgur?

When NA have been here since the beginning since before the exodus even. You guys kicked them out with your civic crap.

I just told you nobody cared, lad, which they don't. Stop being a little bitch about it.

Lad that just proves you aren't one of us.

Do it, I beg you

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its not that great lad it just that you literally have your brain-rewired to need it otherwise you die. it basically just makes you feel like nothingness

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It really must. I’d never take an opiate (unless I was on deaths door on the battle field and needed to be moved or what have you) for that reason.

The prescription of opiate-based painkillers in America is insane, the people responsible should be sent to the wall. Including the doctors who allowed themselves to be coerced into dope slinging.

Top kek apparently Richard Spencer and Jared Taylor starting arguing over whether Jews are white during their alt-right press conference.

I don't watch much television but as I was browsing I saw someone recommend The Blackadder in a brit/pol/ thread

It is pretty good, the ending of the WW1 was sad.

Can any of you recommend any others like it (there was no pozz in it that I could detect really)?

t. burger who is appreciative of bongs and anglo accomplishment

started*

the ending of the WW1 one was sad*

Hue

Bit degenerate lad.


You don't immediately get addicted, and some people manage the addiction pretty well, if they have the cash.

For fuck's sake

the thing I am annoyed about is the fact this "british nationalist" doesn't even know the most basic thing about his history and is propagating lies

Ashkenazi's are white tbh

Which one likes Jews?

Sharpe, House of Cards, Yes Minister

I'm assuming based Dickie "Polish enrichment" Spencer was anti-Jew and Jared "good goy" Taylor was pro-Jew.

I'll add Hornblower to the list.

Not him but you don't need to know the countries full history to be a nationalist lad

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Thanks lad

Any links?

Sharpe is basically our first to be recommended TV series, give it a try if you haven't already yank.

everyone says they don't immediately get addicted but then they run out of pills and start shooting and before you know it they are robbing their mummy for money to go shoot up. heroin is a demon lad, I know maybe 4 people who've killed themselves with it

what type of burger are you?

and again, what has any of this intellectual masturbation and hobbyism achieved at all in the real world?

N O T H I N G

twitter.com/jebhead2016/status/774324394420088832

This guy said so.

periscope.tv/w/1rmxPRndezDGN

Think this is the link and listening now but I have no idea.

Are you from a grim northern town or are you a jock, lad?

yank

sure but you're a shit one is you don't. it make you come off as a hypocrite and low iq. and ww2 is not exactly "full history" it's basic bitch stuff that is taught in school

10/10 cuckboi

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I RESENT THAT

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A good lad

I have a lot of anglo blood in me

Anyways I've been raised to like the british for all their accomplishments and basically we owe everything to you guys and we do.

b-but muh julius evola!
muh mother evropa!


NOT LOCAL

YANKS OUT

I figured that after I had posted, we don’t tend to prescribe tubs of opioid pain pills for sprained ankles here, thank god.

Hopefully Trump will get that sorted for you.

what state my dude

Nope.

muh HP Lovecraft, muh oswald spengler, muh counter currents, muh book sales.

The alt right is the definition of not local politics

Not true.

New Hampshire

remember to donate bitcoins to my podcast, "fellow" goyim.

From what I hear New Hampshire is one of the less Pozzed states and a nice place to live, very hwhite. Is this true?

Yes, yes pay for my holidays.. ummm.. my "activism" around Europe.

not bad lad

its a huge killer in the rural parts of america. there is an article by william luther pierce talking about how doestoevsky noted that in russia all the vodka peddlers during the early emancipation years were jews. same thing again in america, if you follow the chain high enough up its jews and dual citizens. the jews mass produce tramidol in the middle east and pump it into the wog communities to fuck them up. it was the sassoons who used the british empire to enslave china with opium and as expected the chinese blame you all instead of the jew.

the americans are fucking mongrels good for nothing but feeding into machine gun fire like australians at gallipoli. i'd advise you stop yearning for your supposed "culture" and sort out that nigger infested shithole you call a country.

Only if you spread my viral video on the intangible graeco-roman ways

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calm down fam, some of them arent so mongrelised

bet you think italians and swedes are the same race

retard WN

What makes you say this?

IMO as a general rule new england has shit gun laws but NH and Maine seem to be the outliers (look out for browns in the cities though)
t. midwesterner

How do I find out where she lives lads?

Yes there are liberal enclaves near the major universities but that is the same no matter what country/state in the west.

We have very little taxes and the strongest firearm rights in the north. Our business practices attract shoppers from surrounding states because everything is cheaper here.

It is also very white, especially the north country which is 100% white wood people lumberjacks who are very based.


It is mainly because all the jobs here require an IQ higher than the temperature outside.

Also niggers hate the cold and our winters last until late April early May sometimes.


feels pretty bad lad


tbh whites are moving away from niggers en masse

basically niggers cannot survive without whites around so the nig problem is sorta working itself out

anyways our continent is doomed unless we act quick


Manchester has one street full of fucking mexicans

They are also the same mexicans that traffic all the drugs

Fucking spics tbh

A lot of people have become redpilled against the taco menace because they are the only group trafficking drugs

(niggers are too dumb and hate the cold)

i am very drunk

Based Akala discusses the Haitian slave revolt

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Nothing. If you want proof that these people care more about larping than extracting anything politically, just look to how they treated the Trump campaign. Trump says no one knows what the alt-right is, and they step over his toes and feed the media quotes, footage and radio segments to qualify Hillary's lie that the alt-right is a new emerging racialist movement in America.

And just listen to these dafties: Jared Taylor talks about imposing a religious test on the border and basing national policy on his interpretation of IQ tests, and Dickie Spencer about carving a white nationalist superstate out of the European Union. In many ways they're far less serious than the BNP and its no wonder the NeverTrumpers are giving them interviews.

Oh well that's nice.

come home, yank man

american white flight from the cities in the late 20th century will go down in the history books as one of the largest migrations of people in the modern age. its literally germanic migrations tier. all the ethnic neighborhoods in the cities got destroyed and all the whites fled to suburbs and the sticks and now we are coagulating into some new group that is being hemmed in on all sides. I live in michigan and the southeast is being outright infested with every stripe of nigger and pajeet and the carcass of detroit is like fucking minas morgul staring down and mocking livonia with despair

Lads, I just want to live in Maine, in a dome, with a qt yank gf. How do I achieve this?

Move to Maine, buy a dome, then get a gf with your accent.

Do those exist?

I'm English lad, pls help.

I can't integrate with anglos or any other group, it wouldn't be right

it would make me an immigrant tbh

I will just keep my distance and admire anglos

are we allowed to shag anglo-qts ww2 style if we prove ourselves to have zero wog genes

thats how i feel these days

please be gentle

That is natural, all non-anglos should submit to us


no tbh

Don't we have her address?

We can move back the England? Golly gee, thanks mister. You're the best!

in some places they do, but they are not going to around much longer outside of rural areas, its too bad they all flee to the cities in their 20s and become suburban CSI larper cat-cunts

Autistic WN's that want some pan european state don't understand that is what the US for the most part.

In the US each region/state has its own subculture and that is all we have.

Where I live, NH, we have a very english culture and the english who founded our communities built our towns like english towns at the time

We need universal basic income and free girlfriends

I find yank men always laugh at my voice but the women love it, can you explain that one to me lad?

Would you not rather find a nice British girl to settle down with? Porcelain skin and all?

Why must you miscegenate?

Jealousy lad.

What's your voice sound like?

Are you Taller than Owen "My arse is section 9" Jones?

5'5 tbh

im a yank lad and I be willing to wager I'm whiter than most brits based prussian genes

Working class Scot, east coast.

He's not 5"9, more like 4"9. He's a midget. You can see it when he's standing on screen next to anyone.

Same height.

There's no way he's 4"9, more like 3"9, I bet you could stand on that 2"9 faggot.

Jesus lad, too far


East coast best coast

so you sound like a poof?

based NH poster


dont like this tbh


krauts aint white lad

You're not lad a Brit who has a Prussian grandmother and a half German dad

Take the fucking corks out of your nose tbh weegie

Always took you for someone from the middle of Scotland.

Just find an Irish girl and make babies. Those will pretty much be Anglo.


No idea why guys would laugh at that, unless you sound like a pipsqueak.

Sounds pretty decent tbh.

I'll be sticking around to fight for my country against rabid hoards of desert people but in another lifetime it may have been nice to move on out and have breathed that New Hampshire air.

west coast best coast tbh

the selection of junkies is truly astounding over here

pls dont bully weegies are banned

They started making fun of it because trhey couldn't understand me, saying i was mumbling.

Who /noregionalaccent/ here?

So you probably sound like a poofter.

The only thing I know about New Hampshire.

Lad I'm so sorry.

POOFTER

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I'm glad tbh

Lad you can admit it, you're among friends here.

Here tbh.

I sound a bit like people on early television broadcasts did.

Not actually from the coast tbh, just love going up that coast and it's closer to the cairngorms. Fucking love arbroath smokies as well.


You think your west coast junkies can compete with junkie armies of Dundee and Aberdeen combined? Are you mental?

Here lad, the regional accent is a sign of stupidity and poverty.

Me. I don't know what it is, maybe it's because I live in Wales with English parents. I wish I had an accent tbh.

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northern scum

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SOMEONE IS BITTER AND JEALOUS

I say this as someone with a similar issue.

Better perspective.

Jelly as fuck

You what lad? Did you even read what I said? I don't have a regional accent.


Projecting.

Were you putting Scots words into English? There are quite a few Scots words/pronunciations that aren't in regular American English. Plus if your accent is thick enough, you can TRY to enunciate and still be "mumbly" to them.

America has lots of different accents too though. Vid related. Some people can't even understand these folks. I sort of talk like them, but milder and I tend to say stuff under my breath and cut off words in my sentences. It's a bad habit tbh.

Being honest here lad, no-one has ever been jealous of a provincial accent.

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misread your post tbh

either way youre a turd pushing poof

I am jealous.

You aren't British are you?

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Unsurprising tbh

I know what it means lad, but we don't say that word.

Tweet that at him, it's beautiful.

FOR HER

A trowel is the first choice for makeup.

You just proved the point of my post that you're uneducated. Top kek lad.

I was purposefully not saying any Scottish words, it's just the way i talk really, i can speak with only English words but I can never get rid of the twang of my accent tbh.

Not that hard to understand at all tbh

Fuck off you leftist cunt

Don’t insult her, lad. She is based.

Put him on top of the water bottle.

WHY DID MUMMY AND DADDY MOVE TO WALES

WHY COULDNT I HAVE GROWN UP IN YORKSHIRE AND HAVE AN ACCENT LIKE ALL MY FAMILY WHO LIVE THERE

WHY DO I HAVE TO SOUND SO PLAIN

Being "based" does not excuse her from being a civilised lady.

literally who

wew

on thi bike

smh

Oh well. If someone's around you for long enough, they'll start to understand you.


Really? Interesting. Usually people say Appalachian is one of the most difficult, usually with Boston right behind.

Depends where in Yorkshire. Sheffield accent is absolute shit-tier, outside of the big cities it's a decent accent

I really do lad it's the best


It's a great country but I am identity-less

used to speak like a proper yorkshire lad but purposely got rid of my accent over years so i sound sophisticated

DID I MAKE A MISTAKE?

Appalachia looks lovely.

I'd maybe say its hard to understand for yanks because they're used to a plain accent. But i can understand it easily tbh. If you grew up where "I'm going out to the shops to get food" meant.
AM NIPPING OOT TAE THE SHOPS TAE GET SOME SCRAN
Then it's pretty easy.

Why live lads?

Never even used my twitter to tweet anything yet.

That has to be the most defeatist post I've ever seen.

And I lurk the blackpill threads

A terrible mistake

Here

supreme, send it.

Thats Based Eastend Mummy, lad.

She was in a programme the BBC did on White Genocide and openly stated that she was against mixed race relationships.

Not if you were from Sheffield/Bradford/Leeds

Guess cos where I'm from it's sort of a similar reputation and sound from the accent


aaaaaaahhhhhhh

Oh right. Remember now.

photoshop her head to be looking down at him

God i fucking hate that, middle class English folk who are whiteflighting are moving up here, a lot of kids speak in an English accent now.

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Yank girls love the english accent, they think you're classy as fuck when actually you're from devon

where in devon are you lad
im next to devon

We're used to actually using English words m8. You brits seem to like slang a lot more than we do. We've got accents, just we tend to mumble them and add vowel shifts and pronunciation changes to them instead of entire slang words.


It's a beautiful place, sadly it is very very poor. Deindustrialization kicked them square in the nuts.

If my room smells so bad why do my parents insist on coming here?

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What did he mean by this?

Hope they like it.


I don't care about material things, just want four walls and adobe slabs for my girls.

More me just being Scottish lad, we tend to use our old Scots words mixed with English.

Vazeline please, not here

kek

Lad don't risk it, i know a lad who went to the same school as me from here.

Yurocrats disgust me

Telling me my room smells like shit isn't exactly helping, lad. Why didn't they raise me to keep my room tidy?

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come on fam we can have a pint together


kek, I swear I know people irl who browse brit/pol/

Absolutely perfect.

Get a can of Febreze Air Effects in the Frosted Pine flavor. It will make your room smell like a nostalgic family Christmas film.

Or open a window.

So much potential, lost.

Why didn't you listen, Griffin?

Open the windows you nonce, my room is lovely and tidy.

Do lots of Scots still speak Scots? Or is it starting to die out like Gaelic is?

we're already there pal

things hotting up nicely

Lads I only just got back with my Jameson for fucks sake

Tesco didnt have it nor did any of the paki shops nearby

My gran taught me Scots as a child, but i only speak it for a laugh really. It's going to die with the old generation.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

islandecho.co.uk/news/green-light-given-welcome-5-syrian-refugee-families

onthewight.com/2016/09/05/plans-to-accommodate-syrian-refugee-families-on-the-isle-of-wight/

iwcp.co.uk/news/news/help-for-refugees-fleeing-syria-conflict-agreed-by-isle-of-wight-councillors-96102.aspx

Im fucking livid tbh lads.


Apologies for not archiving but I want you to see the comments.
Im pretty sure anything fully redpill is getting the chop by the stasi scum that constutite journoscum that staff local papers these days but there are a few sensible comments among the effluvia of virtue signalling libshit that are in desperate need of upboating.


The isle of wight is one of the jewels in the crown of britain, still relatively untouched with 98.8% white demographics. There are no mosques on the isle yet and there is no reason to bring the rapefugees here apart from the fact that the local council have taken backhanders from the government to do this.

This is how it starts. First a few families are let in under the guise of humanitarianism, then their extended family are allowed in, then more arrive until they start demanding special treatment and abusing the locals while whinging all the time for special protection from hurt feels and local patriotism. You know the score.

We cant take this lying down lads. The isle of wight was one of the places brit/pol/ agreed to congregate on once the happening starts.

To make matters worse the traitorous council scum, steve stubbings who pushed this through is in the comments section openly gloating and taunting anyone who opposes this grotesque act of treason to their electorate (pic 1) while libshit childless boomers virtue signal and dumb college cunts spout libshit snark buzzwords (pic2) and passive-agression at the working class who are desperately trying to allay their fears and express their consternation that they are not being listened to.

Im not happy lads. This is fucked up. I have kids. I always liked it here because it was safe and free from 'diversity', that my kids could goto pretty much completely white schools and that a local culture had survived.
But nothing is sacred to corrupt globalist boot licking council scum and the common purpose tendrils run deep.

I AM FUCKING UPSET LADS

I small part of me died today but it has galvinised me in turn.

Of all the places to put rapefugees, this is peverse.

They're trying to help you stop being a digusting slob. Have some self-respect lad; stop moaning about your parents on here and actually tidy up your room, it's not like you have anything better to do

I don't want some scary monster or murderer to come into my room, lads. Besides that only takes away the smell as long as the window is open. I don't really mind tbh.

Lad don't even fucking try, he just wants the (you)s, he will never change.

Except I am changing, and you know it. Why do you keep saying this, lad?

Maybe some diversity will sotp you being so inbred ;^)

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WE

funny guy

WUZ

kek, brilliant.

KANGZ

dont worry lad, I'm going to the isle of wight next week

I'll have a quiet word with mr stubbings

Cheers lads.

Good lad

what? scots accent is great

that undercurrent of violence

t. manc

That is pushing it a bit, it is League of Gentleman-tier in reality BUT the Islanders seem to adore it and I have no disrespect for you.

Your council has basically given your home away. On a contained Island they will run rampant.

You need to protest it, Steve Stubbins needs to be contacted every hour by locals and told he is a traitor. You can’t stop until he cracks and leaves the Island and then you must continue. Nothing illegal but you have to break his soul, only when the advocates of your genocide are left broken people will it discourage others from selling you and stealing your children’s future.

The invaders can’t stay. Again, please don’t break the law but they have to be politely let known that the IOW is not a home for them.

When are the bullies going out to have "fun"?

well well well

threee holes in te ground

You know what you must do, lad.

sausages, thousands of them

He should've kept it local.

Why does she wear the mask

Nowhere is safe from this. I fully expect to go to the lake district one day and see a family of swarthy cunts living in at 17th century cottage there.

am gannin ooot tae get me messges! ya wee radge homo cunt ya!

I'll fuckin malky ya, ya bas!

No he meant the other guy is jealous lad.

HULLO

I keep seeing more and more pakis and niggers in my village

What am I supposed to do?

Lad what are you even spraffing?

Outbreed them :^)

Is Varg a good lad?

BASED

He was not a good lad, lad.

sharing a fucking pint, fucking gyppos

>tfw could have married girl from the lake district and probably be living there now with a family

Apologies for the blogpost

Never knew this before. So that + murder + church burning was included in his sentence? And he got like 15 years?

Thoughts on Grimsby accent lads?

Don't bully me smh tbh

Lets not start this again.

Who /neverwalkingadogagain/ here?

I JUST WISH EVERY SINGLE TRAITOR AND LIBSHIT CUNT WOULD GET JOES COCK'D TBH LAD

EVERY SINGLE ROTTEN ONE OF THEM

It hurts lad.

Why didn't he burn down a mosque or a synagogue lads?

Varg is a good lad but a bit retarded sometimes.


think he's just being a bit of an attention whore/contrarian on that point tbh

still a great man though

called GRIMsby for a reason

You are not a good lad, lad. But they were nice buildings.


He got 21 but did 15.

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some tactical hamming might be on the cards lad

I meant COCK tbh

Doubt he could find any in the early 90s.


pls no

Don't worry lad, I'm sure he'll prevent them from doing that by burning down a few more historic churches

in the 90s it was offensive to be anti-Christian, now it is offensive not to be

sir that's real retarded


don't


twas vouchsafed to me by a proper scottish scallywag, liked the celtic and everything, or twas it twa rangers the noo, och aye, I dinni doo, mon

Just end it lads, i don't deserve to live.

They don’t actually give a fuck about any of that. Most of them would eat a hog roast if no one were looking.

Lad they are VERY different teams, the people who support either are very different people.

I have a dog and would never hurt an animal BUT

all these videos are making me think of is slapping a dog on that treadmill and setting it to mega speed then seeing what happens to the dog

EVERY FUCKING TIME WITH >MUH CHURCH

NORWAY, BLACK METAL, WOODEN CHURCHES, NO ONE CARES. IT'S NOT POLITICS.

who could blame them lad? Hog roast is fucking lovely. On a more serious note:

PAKIS OUT

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Burning down churches is exactly the sort of LARPing anti-politics that gives nationalists a ad name which Joe hates. I wonder how many years Varg set back the nationalist cause in Norway

hoohoo, hoots mon, trigggeeerredd!!

CIDF pls

These crack me up all the time, reminds me of what I was like in highschool

I've never hit a dog lads but sometimes I get desperate when it won't listen and I feel like it's challenging me so I push it over to its side to dominate it. Is this why people spank their kids? Because they can't dominate them without force? I want kids, lads.

Are you doing jamaican now?

SHOCKINNNN

I've been looking through the archive of the old nationalist websites and the BNP's and they had a much saner and clearer grasp of the issues of the time, now it's all very vague or irrelevant stuff being discussed.

I think labour being in power and allowing towns to become sink holes, islamic terrorism and an influx of asylum seekers gave the BNP the prime opportunities at the time and they knew how to seize them.

The locals here are not exactly warm to the idea of islam so that gives me a bit of hope at least

>tfw no French gf

wassa matta wi yooo? ran out o da skag or da bucky? huh? mon ya bas

you have to hit dogs when they are being pricks

and kids

This is some shite patter lad.

This is really your best bet. If you can get enough people to object to it and let the councillors know you won't forger it, you may have a chance. It can be done.


They actively sought this out too the cuckold swine.

No, please don't.

Lad.

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I DON'T WANT TO HIT KIDS LADS. AND WATCH OUT THE BULLIES WILL TARGET YOU NOW. NO DOG HITTING. I LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY REEEEEEEEEEEE

Had one lad, her mum used to moan about me in French like I didn't understand.

L O C A L

O

C

A

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I'M SORRY DOGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAAAAAAAIN

stop pulling on the leash though jesus christ

Who is it, lads?

AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY CAN'T THEY JUST SPEAK ENGLISH

what if it was a local church lad?

The one that's been force user'd.

Swansea

well, I was getting bored of it anyway

see if I care, go on

I was the one who encouraged you
I love giving bad advice tbh

Yes, that's the stuff.

V Hale

Can someone link me the "no one cares" vid?

Jesus christ

nigelfucktrumpet

Have you ever read what Godard wrote about the Jews? Quite funny tbh

Mine used to talk to me with her friends in Frnech on the phone because she didn't know my French was good enough to understand it was always nice stuff though

What really stings me is the UKIP councillor (who has good support here) let is go unapposed.

The 'government' are supposedly paying for it rather than local council so you know some palms have been greased somewhere down the line.

who is this scouse cunt?

LittleGem :^)

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Your new step-dad.

GET OUT

No……

must of been a scottie dog, f-fuckin c-cunts

SA and (you)s aren't all you want from him

I brought back that terrible memory lad, reveal in it now,

Put pressure on him.

mmmmm delicious (You)s

opposite of

HULLO

Filtered

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Me too, lad

met a bloke today whose scottie dog was 91 in dog years, looked ok, but dat feel

Utter degeneracy.

How does it feel knowing that she's worked on that body for many years but will still be easily dominated by any of us based lads, lads?

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Glorious.
twitter.com/i/moments/774236971187175425

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unfortunately she probably enjoys getting dominated by a 6'4 nubian

I want a gf who can dominate me then sit on my face as a "punishment" tbh

literally zero lats on her tbh, she doesn't even look like a proper farm lass, just some 30-something city-slut tbh. she wouldn't last one second

vid related are proper lasses

Filtered

too spoopy

youtube.com/watch?v=O8XfV8aPAyQ

Are Lindsay will lead you there, lad.


Iskra could take you, lad.

Lad

apologies for being realistic

Good. She deserves it, hopefully this wil make some fag enablers rethink

Lad…


It's not like she can pick and choose when we force ourselves on her, lad


Did we have monogamous relationships back then?


I could still easily take that woman, lad.

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I want the girl in orange and black to do this to me

Checked
I hate her stupid face and that whole "I eat loads of food and I'm beautiful" thing she did


This is the future

Cuck porn has warped your sense of reality lad

agreed, I show zero mercy on some cunt if it came to blows tbh, break her legs and push her eyes in tbh

tbh

I'm sure there were some, but you could basically have anyone as your wife whose husband you could bash over the head with a rock.

i want to see this happen

I don't think it was that simple, lad. We were always tribal creatures, no? Seems like it'd be risky to just kill someone.

Having an extra wife too feed was probably more hassle than it was worth.

Fuck me some of these comments are distilled AIDS. How can people be so naive and/or stupid?

Genuinely rustled tbh lads and that doesnt happen often these days. Im disgusted to have to share an isle with these fucking smug bleeding heart cretins who are addicted to the smell of their own farts and intent on dragging the rest of us down with them.

I reckon i could probably beat the shit out of her, but i wouldn't, because shes a lass.

doubt

mostly been monogomous since weve been here lad, some shit due to survival meaning we need to work together rather than kill each other

imaginw two bitches nagging

she isn't even a proper shield maiden looking women, she is just some squirrely little city-slut who thinks muh rhonda rosy tough grl is reality because all the beta males in her circle perpetuate her fantasy. that big could have literally rough thrown her into the lockers and then suplex her backwards and then camel clutch her until her spine snapped

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kek. Fantastic, I love watching the left eat itself.

Fucking spoiler it you cunt.

Thats a fucking defrosted chicken or something. Good ruseman tbh though

POZ

Really makes you think.

Fucking hell, I knew Frankie was a cuck, but I didn't realise how deep down the neghole he's gone.

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That pic has to be swedish right?

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wiki wiki wild wild west?

why do faggots even try to deny it takes place?
youtube.com/watch?v=oKCcr_ayvMo

The trannies in Thailand are even worse for maliciously doing it.

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You were the greatest empire the world has ever seen.

Now you are just a bunch of cucks.

You should be a fucking shamed of yourselves. Faggots.

Of to bed lads, got to get up early to get my van from the garage.

Kikepedia suggests there used to be more women per male until agriculture came around, which means there would be more women for every man. Which is kind of weird since you'd think you'd want as many men as possible to hunt tbh. Then again I suppose women can hunt too.

Yeah well we're not so fuck off.

Top kek, what a cheeky blighter.

Fuck. I'd probably freak out and attack him or run.

Most women back then would have worked as well lad, maybe not doing the hard tasks men would do, but they probably would have hunted some small animals.

women make better gatherers tbh

Was it a clima fit?

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What country, lad?

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Did anybody watch Channel 5’s Gangland?

my5.tv/gangland/season-1

It caused a huge amount of salt as it depicted the rampancy of crime and murder amongst London’s African residents.

twitter.com/search?q=gangland&src=typd

Accusations of bias and propaganda are being thrown at Channel 5 completely ignoring the fact that it is a station that broadcasts several hours of programing dedicated to mocking and demonizing the white working class every single day.

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Did Stevie even know where he was?

hmmmmmm

With what? I can't get my rope licence, and my knife license is a class d which only let's me buy sporks.

Dutch Empire lad.

Yup, that's rustling alright. I doubt these people even believe the shit they spout, though there are enough delusional people about apparently so fuck knows.

Yeah with how many members per family? And didn't the article say they have the intent to bring in more and that this was only the start?

Yeah, delusional.

I really need to set up a twitter for triggering these people, post some of the evidence for them.

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Fucking niggers are so coddled and entitled. They demand to be represented and included in everything yet the moment you show them as anything other than perfect opressed angels and mary sues (ie show what they are in reality) they whinge and hoot like a bunch of orangutans deprived of their bananas.

such is life in the caliphate of england

Literally who?

Stay salty lad.

Not sure what that is. Image search shows headscarfs. No the guy was white and had a red cap. Guess Americans call it a baseball cap. It's just called a cap here.

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Lad…

such is life in the caliphate of england

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goodnight lads

Such is life when MI5 controls your life.

Boers are truly the most jewish of all races

i guess they are dutch

Don't leave your windows unlocked you might get gangraped by a pack of asian men.

Ethnic nationalism

He's not even funny or cute like the >"great" shitain guy

NOT LOCAL

such is life when you are forced to do the bidding of your kike masters or else you get a knock on your door.

Insufferable rootless Yank detected.

fam

Such is life when your family is held hostage by the government.

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stop bullying them lad we utterly fucked the germans over as well its just edgy jokes you fucking stooge

Just filter & ignore the long term [email protected]/* */ shills. Interacting with them is what they want. Starve them of attention hard with r9k autists and the cuckchan underageb& clique here who seem intent of embracing the astroturfed memes i know, but it can be done and they will die out.

How about you BUZZ off lad?

Feeling a bit bullied here lads.

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Kill yourself.

You were the greatest. We admired you.

Now the whole world is in disgust when we think of you.

Filthy britons. PUKE. The lowest of the lowest traitors. You had it all.

Joe becomes a meme, then his ideas gain a foothold. this needs to stop.

im a yank you fucking tool, read the thread faggot. you are probably some chilean spic

How's it feel to know I have a dozen english girls on call because english men don't even have the ability to banter with their own females?

Am laffin tbqhwyf

pic related lad.

Night lads, I'm off to read.

(((Geert Wilders)))

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/labour-leadership-hopeful-owen-smith-8803113

Is he confessing to being a literal cuck?

What you reading?

GONNA NEED A NEW THREAD LADS

Make sure the bureau of racial affairs knows you're working overtime.

wew

LOCAL EDITION PLEASE

Night lad, tell us where Wally is tomorrow.

Why bother? Just go to >>>/egy/

Let's make it two again tonight.

twitter.com/clolacoca/status/774210491111600128
She's really buggered up this time.

Lads. youtu.be/JDf2G1vyNX8

tbh she was alright

I'm torn on Mosley dutch lad, he had decent ideas but he went full cuck on the united europe idea. He wanted it to make to combat American and Russia, but it was still a cucky idea.

NEW

NEW

NEW

Fuck sake lad.

He only wanted it after ww2 and our empire was dealth the death blow

This program is a good argument for slavery.

Not this shite again lad.

Doesn't make it any different lad, he still supported the idea.

Had to be done lads

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What shite? Are you such a little soft skin shit that you can't take some banter? Go out an open your arse for the muslim you cunts.

I just cannot be arsed with the yank cancer doing this brings, its so fucking tiring.

Wow, her twitter feed is like tumblr condensed into a handy snowflake starter kit.

No one's perfect

Thread that isn't going to upset the yanks

You do this ridiculous D&C shilling almost every other thread now lad, it's got to stop. Germans are people too.

He is a cuck, didnt you know

WEW

It's nice to see that a lot of UKIP have libertarian "live and let live" approaches to LBGT stuff. Kind of forget after a while of being here that UKIP is first and foremost a libertarian, not nationalist, party.

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