Dysnomia AMA

How much soul food do you swallow in 10 minutes?

why do people talk so much shit about you?

Just who the hell do you think I am?!

I am not a cuck.

This website doesn't have strong enough tools on a board owner level to stop CIA/FBI/NSA from posting here, unfortunately.

Now this is a story all about howMy life got flipped-turned upside downAnd I'd like to take a minuteJust sit right thereI'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-AirIn west Philadelphia born and raisedOn the playground was where I spent most of my daysChillin' out maxin' relaxin' all coolAnd all shooting some b-ball outside of the schoolWhen a couple of guys who were up to no goodStarted making trouble in my neighborhoodI got in one little fight and my mom got scaredShe said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."I begged and pleaded with her day after dayBut she packed my suitcase and sent me on my wayShe gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."First class, yo, this is badDrinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?Hmm, this might be alright.But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all thatIs this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?I don't think soI'll see when I get thereI hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-AirWell, the plane landed and when I came outThere was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name outI ain't trying to get arrested yetI just got hereI sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappearedI whistled for a cab and when it came nearThe license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirrorIf anything I could say that this cab was rareBut I thought, "Nah, forget it."– "Yo, home to Bel-Air."I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."I looked at my kingdomI was finally thereTo sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

Soul food? That's a good album.
youtu.be/pBUi-ZYN4QM

also codemonkey seems to have broken the auto update feature in mod.php so I'm going to use this trip in normal index mode.

Why did you decide to become a cuck?

Why are you blaming the CIA? Are you CIA?

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First class, yo, this is bad
Drinkin' semen drippin' out of my ass
Is this what the people of Dickbutt live like?
Hmmm… a dick in my butt

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinkin' semen drippin' out of my ass
Is this what the people of Dickbutt live like?
Hmmm… a dick in my butt

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinkin' semen drippin' out of my ass
Is this what the people of Dickbutt live like?
Hmmm… a dick in my butt

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinkin' semen drippin' out of my ass
Is this what the people of Dickbutt live like?
Hmmm… a dick in my butt

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinkin' semen drippin' out of my ass
Is this what the people of Dickbutt live like?
Hmmm… a dick in my butt 

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinkin' semen drippin' out of my ass
Is this what the people of Dickbutt live like?
Hmmm… a dick in my butt 

First class, yo, this is bad
Drinkin' semen drippin' out of my ass
Is this what the people of Dickbutt live like?
Hmmm… a dick in my butt

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Why did you decide to become a moderator?
How do you deal with trolls in the online community?

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Pick only one

Puh-lease.

Are you fapping right now?
I know you are :-)

Will you consider mewch as a bunker board?
What are your thoughts on it dys?

How'd you like Dragon Song faggot

It's a failure that nobody remembers. What's about it?

Did Sage returning from Best Korea means we're heading for war? I hoped the cute parakeet noises of our ambassador would have swayed that country.

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(((Did Sage returning from Best Korea means we're heading for war? I hoped the cute parakeet noises of our ambassador would have swayed that country. :v)))

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why did you make hex kill himself?

(((why did Sage come back from NK? Are we going to go to war?)))

Why are you still here? Serious question.

How do I attract a fat chick?

Are you related to Jim?

How do I attract a fat woman, wise dysnomia?

Are you a pedophile?.

Why do you think the CP was allowed for most of the time while this thread was put up? How many answers did the cuck give?

How do I program my ameture game character to have momentum when he runs and jumps? Also, do you like Tapatio Doritos?

are pedohebeteleiophiles welcome here?

Can you adopt me?

I pick the best girl.

I like mewch but I don't decide that kind of thing.

Hex loves hitler. He was perhaps Hitlers biggest fan, Hex wished to walk in the shoes of Hitler. Sadly, Hitler killed himself.

Because its fun and the only reason you guys can't imagine someone running the board WORSE than me is because I won't let it happen. Take that as you will…

I guess so, we both shitpost on the same site so we have to have some kind of relationship.

Disgusting. Why would you want to attract a landwhale?

No. I am not. I am not interested in sexuality, be it straight, gay, or even your little sister, not to be mistaken with 'asexuality', I am just simply an old wizard who has abandoned such things.

They shouldn't be.

Yes. :)

That feel when no programmed video game character and no idea where dys stands on Tapatio flavored Doritos. Why even live?

why are image board mods such retards?

Such high thoughts of itself.

I had guessed that much, fagget.

BS, you were jerking it at the CP while you weren't minding this thread.
What gender are you?
What's your pronouns?

Give them another reason to spam. :)

Why do you let Jim cuck you?

Are Jews welcome here?

I'm a celibate.

Spam is free speech.

nah, the jewish board is Holla Forums

She hot but how old?

Where would you look if you needed an easy to control mod? A tard board of course.

I rarely visit threads I don't like. I only post and post inside of threads I do like. I check the report menu and the recent post page every now and then, and I remove anything I see while lurking.

I can't into making videogames and Doritos are Jewfood. I rarely eat junkfood, maybe binge 1 day in a month and then I go back to regular eating to keep the SugarJews from cucking my body.

It's reflective of the userbase of whatever board they mod. I got stuck with Holla Forums and I've been losing at least 5 braincells every day.

How do I kill a yellowjacket that got in my kitchen without getting stung?

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swat it out of the air using your penis.

it won't work if you use anything other than your penis.

can you do something about the "blocks your █" shit

Of course, why didn't I think of that!

Emily Browning

seems like cop out
i was a Holla Forumstard before 8ch existed
maybe you should stop being a mod…

You didn't answer the Jesus question but you answered this?

If that's a kind of excuse then why do you ban and delete?

We all know about it, you can't hide. You do this all the time.

We have seen you. You can lie to yourself but not to us.

We noticed.

You could have been anything you wanted. Why did you decide to become a cuck?

that thats why this board will always be third rate

Get some WD-40, the kind that can spray in a long line instead of a wide angle. Shoot that shit from across the room. Once it hits the ground covered in water displacement it will be confused and unable to fly, set it on fire.

That's how I take care of them. Oh also, if you have wood floors try not to slip, that stuff is slick.

If you fags are going to force a meme I can't stop you.

Yes

ban & delete is also free speech.

Nobody has seen me.

So the pictures people keep posting here aren't really you?

What's your opinion of Trump?

lol kys

Maybe it would help if I set off some bombs too?

Do you ever/often into any?

Kys!

So no rules for that. That explains the random bans and deletions.

You're always late when there's a pedofap to be done.

this thread fucking sucks

fuck you socio█ OP
we'll see you on my 600lb life

█ is censored?

Thoughts on the remaining users?

There are no digital pictures of me. They do not exist. If one comes into existence it would mean someone found me IRL.

Hm… I don't think you're ready for that pill.

Ask again, I'm not in mod menu.

wew

Don't think too hard about it.

The ones posting or the ones lurking? There are many more than you think.

I wet the bed

The ones posting.

Why?

you either think he's good or he's bad. I think he is just another puppet and Holla Forumstards have been deceived. maybe Best Korea can still save us

literally nothing wrong with that tbh

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It was me.
I saturated the board with páth blocking.
It was all according to keikaku.

Hey wanna sleep over at my place?

I think the ones lurking are doing a fine job and the ones posting need to lurk moar.

Fine work.

P A T H is censored

What is your opinion on

t. newfag

Now shut the fuck up, attention whore!

It's not censored. It's █locked.

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speak fucking english
█

█?

see

█

Lurking pedos are better are the best type od pedos tbh

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8ch

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are the best""""""
wew

Which board do you think should be targeted with free speech?

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It's not censored it's █ed

True.

The one with the least amount of free speech. Holla Forums?

Why are you asking us to spam pol?

kill yourself

⛧TRIPS ⛧

OP is literally a fucking retard

Do you like little girls, Dys?

What are talking about? pa​th isn't censored. It's just bl█cked.

Girls suck.

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Yes but I won't admit it.

You're being ambigous again you crypokike.
Do you like what you see?

█
test
also if you just unblocked and then try and pull a "i was just pretending" then kill yourself

if only…

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It's fun.

It looks like she already ate it.

what am I gay?

why though?

-___-

I blocked your pa​th.

Do you really need us to tell you that?

why do you love nigger cock?

He doesn't like little girls that's why. Does this make you feel weird?

No, it makes my dick grow

How big is your cock compared to this?

if user gets quads again will you step down?

Dysomnia, you mind putting in a word for me to /christian/? I'd like to be unbent from there. I didn't know porn wasn't allowed.

thats not even porn. that pic is a sign you need more help than what any human can provide you with.

what are you, a fag?

Are you saying I would get banned from >>>/christian/
just for spamming dicks?

But that's wrong

Length or girth?
Erect or flaccid?
Cut or uncut?

Be specific.

Moralfag.

Stalks your s█. Wat do?

why did you intentionally avoid my question here:

christ-chan can't win against the cock, so she censors it.

All of it then. If you really want to be specific you can just post dick&date.

you don't believe that? the other theories make no sense to me

But they can't all be censored, especially when they cum three at a time.

that dick looks about 5x5, pretty small tbh.

Cocks your Plath. Wat do?

I don't want to embarrass you.
Why don't you post yours so we can compare?

get lost, faggot

are you a nigger?

t. Dysnomia

Don't be shy. We have all posted our dicks here at some point.

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opsec, I like to keep it tight. For all you know I could be your dad, an alien, the government or even a rogue AI.

It's a nice thought but it's really your cock I'm interested in. You have no excuse for not doing it, it's not like anyone will recognize you by your cock.

will I be V& for going in the loli threads

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That depends on your age, kid.

how so?

Yes, they're on their way to your house right now.

How bout I
sug ya dick?

do you smoke cigars? what do you smoke?

You're the Devil, aren't you?

enlighten me. how did you reach this conclusion?

Equal opportunity employment

give this man a noble something prize

What's your relationship with Jim like? Do you talk/text regularly?

If you want peace prepare for fire.

*Nobel

What is your favorite thing about Holla Forums? Would more moderation/volunteers be a good answer to the regular floods of spam we get? How much of our information can you see after we make a post? How much info do the servers collect? How long is the info stored? Is the info sold? If so, who to?

you piece of shit

Probably the best question(s) in this thread.
Here we go.

The idea of a 100% freeflow information highway where anything and everything can happen, unfortunately it's not all its made up to be.
I won't say that would be good or bad because the opinions of various anons differ too much for us to come up with a collective desire.
I can pick apart which posts are yours and which ones are not, within a thread, or on the whole board. I can see what country your IP is from. That's about it.
All information on the internet is collected. Be smart about what information you release.
Tricky question to answer. It's relative to time and location.
>If so, who to? they

Thanks for getting back to me, Holla Forumsro.

are you his secret gay lover?

Having hex around definitely wasn't a bad thing

t. hex aka the spammer

Have you ever been IQ tested? Spill the beans

Never. I'm intelligent enough to know that I don't need to waste time and money on a test, and, I don't think a test can accurately measure intelligence. Intelligence is not some definite thing. There are different types of intelligence and they are all extremely variable.

I don't have any way to measure or estimate, and I don't care to brag about how intelligent I think I am.

IQ and intelligence are two different things though. As far as I know IQ is more of your ability to learn things quickly and understand them properly while intelligence is just a general term for smartness. You can be intelligent without having a high IQ, likewise you can have a high IQ and still be dumb. It's all about how you apply it

nigger detected

Except they are. Not saying that there's no correlation between the two but they're two separate things

wasted double dubs, fam. iq scores measure intelligence. anything that says otherwise is just kikes trying to redefine shit as usual

Fuck you for making me google this

google moar, faggot. go all the way back to boaz and the frankfurt school

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sticky the teen thread next time, cunt.

^^^

Nigger, do I look like a 2D loli to you?

i had hope

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Source?

just let Holla Forums die already

Because I want to, now how do I do it?

go to the right places, animal store, coffee shops, hot topic (used to anyway) and other places social rejects hang out at.

try making conversation, she wont make it easy, bitch will be a bigger sperg then you.
try holding her attention, icecream usually helps.

if you interacted with her for more then 4 hours try asking her if she wants to come with you to your place to "watch some anime or something"
at this point if she dosent already have a sugar daddy then she will come with you and fuck your brains out.
pro tipp: insist that both of you shower first.

well at least thats how it used to work, i havent gone after thirsty bitches since the early 2000's and the whole body positivity sjw thing very likely changed the playing field.
a lot of woman will still be the same though, there is never a shortage of physicaly and emotionaly ugly woman that no one wants.

Goddamn what gay ass post
How long the info is stored is something you have to ask Jim or codemonkey, mods don't administer the server. Of course, the info will stay until the post is deleted, from there onwards it depends on how long they take to delete the logs, if they do at all.

Whether or not it is sold is the same, but its pretty much certain it is since Jim's been wanting to make money off of the site desperately since this all started

can't agree with you on that last bit.

Or maybe you're just an idiot.

It's entirely relative. It depends on where the information is stored, what it's stored on, how many devices have it, etc. Theoretically, infinite, assuming it can be migrated from drive to drive and not all of it is lost at once. Realistically, nothing is permanent.

Suit yourself.

now the board is exclusively populated by pedos and pedo threads.
well played, op

Don't forget to count newfags like yourself.

newfag tbh

t. pedo
If you're still answering questions then answer me this tbh. What is the best moment you've had on this board (as bo and non)?

Don't you mean

AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM DYSNOMIA:

dys, on what grounds do you retain ownership of Holla Forums? how do you justify that when on your watch, the board has gone from bad to worse and from busy to a cemetery of illusions.
i mean, just who the fuck do you think you are and what is your purpose here?
what does ownership of a legacy board on an ib mean to you? is it a toy? an heirloom from a lost era? padding for your self esteem?

How does the current pedogoonswarm compare to the chumpgoonswarn of 2015?

mc shit storm was fun tbh

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Pedo threads have become the staple of Holla Forums tbh

STOP BULLSHITTING FAGGOT
Can you explain why would you score lower then average? There's a reason why people who are generally more INTELLIGENT score higher.

Just stop posting dysnomia.

oh nigger im retarded

post IQ tbh

No, definitely a gay ass post. Just like this one you just posted.

The information is stored as long as the admin wants it to be stored. There's technically no reason to keep the IP logs of every posts, it's a waste of space unless you're really lazy and would rather buy new drives like a retard instead of clean up or you're selling it. So it depends on whether you're selling it.
It also depends on whether you decide to keep the logs of dead posts after you migrate your info to another drive because drives don't last forever.
So yes, you're a fucking retard.

the thread is an ama
this post contains cogent questions for op
your reply swerves the questions in favor of an exhausted meme
aand you have the gall to blame user's input for your own staleness and failures
smh tbh

:) Well thats nice to hear

Change it to "bored volunteer" you nigger

fk of tbh

Well I hope all you noobs (both of you) were paying attention. If so, then you learned a few things about the Board Owner that we oldfags have known for quite some time.
1) He lies. Most of what he posted above contained at least one falsehood.
2) He is an attention whore.
3) He is completely ignorant of even the most basic tenets of human nature.
4) He is childish.
5) He doesn't give 2 shits about this board or what is happening to it.

there is literally nothing more annoying than people like you
pls go create a board called /dys/ or something

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Why don't you add a rule against duplicate porn, pedo, MLP, block your █ threads?

If IQ really dosen t do jack shit to measure intelligence then that debunks the whole
"The right wing has a lower IQ therefore dumb!" Meme.

This.
The whole spam is free speech is bullshit. That's like if I spam called the white house and asked for cheese pizza and then claimed it was free speech so I can't be arrested.

t. censorkike

It has. Thanks to this retarded movement, they hate most men, they think they're "beautiful", and "thick", and tell lies to one another such as "High test men like thick women", and "Chubby Chasers are creepy". The later is the only group known to man kind who would want to fuck a fatty.

gay tbh

t. anti-chub shill

Tested tard on an IQ test and now subscribes to Gardners fantasy.

Good luck with your spiritual intelligence.

And you thought I didn't have your pics

LOL HOLY SHIT SO MUCH THIS FUCKING KEKKKKKKKK HAHA

Did they ban it yet?

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I have that feeling too. He was probably picked up from some other board.

Dysnomia is my waifu.

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What do you think about quad-Holla Forums?

it died within 24 hours. was killed by rule cuckery and moral faggotry

kill yourself

sage

why

you dropped this

Would've been funny if you had typed "peace of shit"

why do you have two attention whore threads stickied?

cant you just take this to reddit where AMAs belong?

you do realise that just because you announce that you are self aware of your facebook tier attention whoring that doesnt make it excusable?

this tbh

Attention whoring is okay since this board is slow af

you are the epitome of toxic cancer

Thanks dude just be happy I'm not spamming pedo threads anymore

Thanks dude just be happy I'm not spamming pedo threads anymore

wew captcha bug

Don't mind me, just putting
(((𝔼𝔽𝔽𝕆ℝ𝕋)))
into threads.

how goes it "father,"? Bored af here passing the time with music, the forum is making me want to strangle all the boys lolz :-P

*blocks dysnomia's fridge*

Yeah that meme never added up to me because the left is majority non-White, and there's not many Asians in the mix.

The right wing is full of more white males than the left so it's already not true

Some good q's here.

#1. I like this place, it's my home board.
#2. I can trust myself better than I can trust someone else. I don't know what somebody else would do with the place if they got it. Sure I'm not the best mod or the most fun/interesting, etc, but I'm definitely not going to abuse it to fuck you guys over.

We're all caught in the ebb & flow of cause & effect my friend.

It doesn't matter who I am. This is Holla Forums. I suppose any purpose would be to protect a free speech highway, which seems cool but instead it's just used for shitposting and spam. I suppose its a price to pay, sometimes interesting stuff happens here. I also delete illegal content when the globals are lazy, that's a bonus I suppose.

You know what, It's actually pretty damn cool to own the no-rules board on the 2nd most popular US imageboard. I have very high hopes that when the rest of the internet is 100% fucked, this might be one of the last places to go for actual (potentially) anonymous discussion.

You would really think this place would be crawling with lots of interesting activity but it seems people truly like the content on 4chan's Holla Forums better. This is pretty sad to me, but I suppose that's what happens when the internet becomes normalized through social media and pocket sized computers. I like to imagine the people here, and on Holla Forums in general are those from the pre-2007 internet era. I know I am.

Hm… It's just as repetitive as last time, but a lot more dangerous if not kept under control.

I would score well above average. I'm not wasting money on an IQ test, sorry.

This is Holla Forums, on Holla Forums of all places. If people are going to evade bans and break rules they are going to do it whether I try to stop them or not. I get rid of pedoshit when it gets out of hand, and board flooding is typically removed so that other threads can breathe. I think we need more powerful software if we are going to prevent flooding, without proper flood prevention it's just a game of cat & mouse with ban evaders. I don't want to create rules here anyway, it's Holla Forums. Keep it legal and don't exercise your right to 'free speech' so exorbitantly that others can't at all, simple.

Holla Forumscuz

Because I can, because I'm not HW, and yes.
What are you going to do about it?

tell you to "kill your self" you disgusting cancerous chimp

nope, i knew of 4chan in 2007 because someone linked me cp in irc but i was too scared to go on Holla Forums. everyone seemed like they were fucking lunatics and all their jokes weren't actual jokes but their way of dealing with their insanity. that place fucking scared me and now it's as a tame as facebook.
My question: What can we do (as the users) to make this board 'better' that is, what can we do to revive this board? If anything.