You get a death note, whose name do you write first and how do they die?

my name by the Earth exploding

Everyone in my condo block exept me and some randoms to not rise suspicion.

Douglas Diekema, heart attack

me, drowned in pussy

Faggot.

my dad and he dies by seeing this stupid post

dysomnia

Mitch McConnell, Obama, and the Clintons, explosive green tip
Kanye West and every mainstream rapper he's helped produce and those inspired by him and those he's produced (both sexes), 'fed to the fishes
Kim Kardashian, her family, and everyone inspired by her and her friends, underwater implosion
Oprah Winfrey and everyone inspired by her and those similar female talk show hosts, rottweilers, pit bulls, and german shepherds
Every feminist, SJW, and people who pretend to be a different gender past 18 and aren't mental or in a movie (both sexes), semen bukkake chocking'
Every camwhore (both sexes), blow drying their hair in the bathtub
Ponyfags and normies, poisoned meat
BLM and Antifa, bikini atoll nuclear testing
College representatives who cut every corner to fuck their students out of loan money just to make up for financial boondoggles and frat boys and sorority sisters who keep people up yelling outside the dorms at 2am and think they can speak to people from within their rooms, firing squad and sleep deprivation
George Soros, public hanging
The monopolizing MSM directors and the CEO's and executives of every single parent company that own everything from entertainment, to food, housing, public opinion, manufacturing, mining and excavating, and the lobbyists hired to cover up - and keep from the public - the truth shot into deep space
Privateers of the prison, war, space, and medical industry who profit from the poor and stall societal progression, starved
Anyone who sells the stock to their company and lets business-minded fools (them too) destroy everything good about a once great product that has become a catalyst for hate, separation, crime, uncontrolled advertisement and surveillance, chainsaw executions
People who fuck up your orders without a care and the people who hire these people and cut young students out of jobs to hire sexy workers and meet equality standards, hot grease
People who block sidewalks to play on their phones or talk in groups, same for people who text and drive, vehicular collision
People who watch and support shows like Rick and Morty or Your Pretty Face is Going to Hell, Jewtube channels about random unorganized bullshit passed of as humor, Reddit-esque memes, and superior political views spouting things like 'liberal cuck' and what not, buried alive
Anyone who thinks they can tell someone what is appropriate, funny, or right in regards to morals, interests, and beliefs, burned alive
Pitchfork indie singers, rappers, and bands, brain trauma and coma

A lot of people in this world need to not exist. It's just the truth. This isn't even the Death Note's final form.

My own, tonight in my sleep, after which my porn drive dies.

You wouldn't survive this one

You have to know his real name and face to kill him.
Daily reminder that this is the value of anonymity.

my own

Jim

Nope, you don't get to twist this around for your own amusement, faggot.. People who decide what is appropriate, funny, or right in regards to morals, interests, and beliefs just because they say so, what is allowed and not allowed. Not just people with opinions. People with the power to decide what is right and wrong for an entire people, like how Hillary cucks thought the popular vote - that was the entirety of New York and Commifornia - was the deciding factor for the rest of the country.

You can have an opinion, but when you're opinion is seen superior to others, when your subjective taste is better than other who experience things on their own and in their own ways. I find that the latest entertainment is just the equivalent to Vines made to grab attention of the masses who are now affording phones with internet access almost anywhere in the world, who have no idea that entertaining content exists outside of JewTube, Fcaebook, Twitter, Netflix, and television, and beyond 10 years of age. It's always gotta be something new, but today's entertainment, everything, is just regurgitated ideas dressed up differently. But more than often it's the fucking same. And a lot of people have a tendency to hop right on board with what is deemed appropriate, funny, or right just because everyone else believes the same. People are taking the entire experience out of these momentary enjoyments for the sake of something immaterial. Don't pretend like you're right and think you're right when i don't respond either. You don't know a damn thing nigga. This isn't your safe space.

write my own name
death by becoming a billionare, living a long successful life, and dying in a massive coke and hooker binge from assphyxiation

I wonder how many idiots will actually write their own name on the front site only to end up dying to heart attack

like faggots who want to change society by killing groups of people?

It's not for society, it's for humanity.

pretexts pretexts

So what's wrong with killing off the parasites who enable, provoke, and encourage the destruction of quality and prosperity for those innocent and eager people who've earned and are deserving of the new and anticipated unique ideas of the future?

Hmm, seems like you're the one doing he twisting tbh.

Twisty twisty. The vast majority did not literally think the popular vote was the deciding factor.

So, you're opinions are all neutral?

Incoherent rambling

That's been the case for quite a long time. Highly original ideas and paradigm shifts are extraordinarily rare. If you look at the major artistic movements and seminal artists throughout history, you'll find they're very few and far between.

I suppose you're """redpilled""", huh? You don't get your ideas from Holla Forums or Breitbart or some pseudo-intellectual's blog, but rather from divine inspiration, right?

Why can't you ever just be wrong?

Drhangnald Plumpff

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this fucker /
thrown off a building

My own name. I would die from heart attack at ripe old age of 100000 years despite seemingly being perfectly healthy both mentally and physically.

You can't use the Death Note to arrange a death more than 23 days in advance. It also doesn't affect someone more than 124 years old.

These threads always just end up being anyone who hates somebody typing revenge fantasies. Why don't more people think of creative uses for the Death Note? You could use it to get rich by getting rid of people and having them transfer their wealth to you in some untraceable way before they die.

Fine. Hillary Clinton dies by falling from her boarding ramp to her private plane and all the money she accepted from the campaign and weapons deals is liquidated by the IRS and funded to charitable causes.

Moot

Autoerotic asphyxiation while fapping to gay CP

Some tastes are superior to others.

Can't see that limitation in the op.

See you in 100000 years

Zhang Wei. Death by major asteroid impact.

Writing your own name in a Death Note doesn't work.

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No nigger, it's an canon rule.

Well I'd probably write a roomate by choking on food
Other than that I'd write names primarily of Centrists and "Center-Right" politicians here in order to push shit into a thing where Hitler can win

If you decide to half your lifespan you can tell their name and days left to live by looking at them

deathnote.wikia.com/wiki/Rules_of_the_Death_Note

Myself.
gif related

thats amadahy in the pic. she died this year

RIP I guess. I literally just image searched for facesitting gifs tbh.

You don't need a death note to get HIV and Hep C

This guy

Stabbed by a Mexican while being robbed by a nigger

Tsugumi Ohba
Aliens test how much tissue can be surgically removed while keeping him conscious and alive.

That's for inventing this bs.

Jesus, I would have lived if it weren't for the fact I love Rick and Morty.

Jesus this thread is cancer. OP said…

Not…

Pick one person and off them.
You had one job.

this guy
paper cuts

It's hard to say I expected anything else though.

It's a piece of shit show and it's enjoyed primarily by the same pussies who enjoy things like Adventure Time, unironically, to appeal to high school pussy. Most of the assholes who watch it aren't even remotely aware of the rigor-mortis word play. What's good about the show?

Deez nutz nigga

Mine, death by snu snu.

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