Analyzing the flaws in Disney Princesses

Ariel

Rebelled from her dad so she can fuck a stranger she only knew from stalking him around. Notice that in the sequel she only had 1 child and she looks so damn tired all the time. Girl got impregnated young and experienced painful childbirth that made her noped the fuck out from having another child.


Laying down eggs and got it inseminated OUTSIDE your body doesn't sound so bad right now eh, Ariel?

Don't get me wrong, Ariel is actually my favourite Disney Princess (Dem red hair and slender body). It's just that the sequel is such a waste and leaving a bad taste for everyone.

Snow White

You think this princess is fine and dandy? The queen is not her mother so did she born from a concubine? Is she even a legit princess? The queen is so paranoid even when she or her child will be the next in throne after the king passed away and yet she wants Snow White gone. Why not just lock her in the dungeon or go full Game of Thrones on her and lock her in the dungeon along with several degenerate prisoners?

And after that not poisonous just full of drugs apple consumed she went asleep and awoken by a prince kiss and of course she willing to marry that stranger because kiss = loss of virginity right? Fucking retarded. Oh and she's supposed to be 13 so she's so stupidly naive.

Fucking hell Disney.

No one cares

Mulan

I simply based it from the actual history. So she won the war but it's just a fucking ruse to distract the defending army from the actual invasion. So she went back only to find the Khan is on the throne and her dad's dead. So it's all for nothing.

Oh and she's forced to become the new emperor's concubine. So 1 man/woman can't stop an entire invasion. What a surprise.

Fuck off. People want more post diversity so I make one. Don't like it so get the fuck out.

Nigger all we care about is which one is the best to fuck

No offense, but I wouldn't compare Disney to actual history. Have you seen Pocahontas and Robin Hood?

That will be Ariel. Make her pump out babies until we get a baby prince so the kingdom's future is secured.

Followed by Jasmine but her pussy probably bigger to accommodate sand nigger size.

He's an autist, did you really expect anything of value to come from him?

Wait, you're saying that British people are not actually animals disguising themselves as human?

Go back to tumblr.

Holla Forums is just full of autists trying to one up each oother

did you just copy/paste your post from that other thread and make a whole new thread out of it just cause nobody responded to you? get a life.

So what? I felt it was a good idea so I do it. Better than being a fucking beta. At least I tried.

You don't say anything when Clarence thread started when it's obvious that dude saw a Clarence related pic and decided to post a Clarence thread.

it is the duty of all men to fug elemental babes

First of all, sequels don't count
Second of all, this is edgey bullshit
You sound like a newfag you newfag

Dont forget to sage

Nigga that's beyond omega, let alone beta.

Brit here. Can confirm. Anyone who says otherwise is obviously lying. How would we even keep the pretence up after 3000 years?

Well, in the original "Little Mermaid" story her shenanigans got her fucking killed

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forgot to sage

You do realize that Mulan wasn't even real, right? Her character is from a poem with no historical evidence.

Like I said before, did you honestly expect anything of value from a literal autist?

King had a wife who gave birth to a daughter and later died. King needed a male heir, so he re-married, hence why his current wife is Snow White's stepmother.


Robin Hood is a folk tale character as well.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.
It was the parents fault.
She should have seen through the ruse of the fairies raising her tbh.

The fairies are morons. Aurora not noticing their ruse means she's also a moron as well. Sure the fairies can bless her with beauty but that beauty only for giving men a huge boner.

I think we all knew who the better girl in that movie was anyway.

Girls with horns are perfect for doggie style and rough blowjob. The guy from the movie Maleficent was a faggot for leaving her for what? A throne?

Also what kind of kingdom let non royal family member as the next king? Maleficent is already a dumb movie but the throne system was baffling. The only good thing that came out from that movie is my fantasy of fucking Angelina Jolie in her Maleficent costume.

This nigga knows whats up

suddenly fox hunts confuse me way more than they should.

seven vajonias

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Implying current year Angelina Jolie's pussy is useless. Bitch adopted a lot so she can keep her pussy unravaged.

A poem is not the same as a folk tale. There is much more potential for a commonly held tale to have roots in reality than a poem, many of which are deliberately fictional.

Do you have that image with her saying how much she hates her biological child because it was born privileged? I was legitimately too upset to save it the last time I saw it posted.

Well, I can't make this thread any worse.

as long as we're having fun

Yesh, we really do have a terrible moderation team

BEYONDER WHY NOT DO YOUR JOB AND DELETE THIS SHIT THREAD!

Because it's still a post and not a spam. Just because you think it's shit doesn't mean it's delete worthy.

Are you that guy who keep whining about Holla Forums Holla Forums need to be moderated more? This is Holla Forums not 4chan. We immigrated here because of moderation faggotry in 4chan.

Don't forget Kusco.

How does that shit even work?

Kuzco is the best Disney Princess.

While I agree with you, keep in mind that people have their own reasons for coming here. Webms are what did it for me.

Princess Marco is cuter.

Am… Am I the only one to realize this trend recently?
Are people from tumblr coming to 8ch?

They're probably just getting reaction images from google images, there really isn't anything you can do about that.


I personally wouldn't know of any but I can recognize cancer pretty well and there's been a steady increase.

It isn't a crime to agree with someone else

When you have an increase in cancer and refugees of course people would want the moderation team to do something about it. I personally just want some threads to be combined into one, like all the empty waifu threads and smut threads just lying around being necro-bumped. Then you have threads like the "uncircumcised penis" thread being bumped by Holla Forums-tier garbage and porn, allowed to stay while the mods won't take a stance to ban people who deliberately derail threads when its completely obvious that they are.

Those are Goons (or /leftpol/ or Holla Forums)user, they do nothing but talk about Holla Forums and make it seem that it's Holla Forums posting.

No you're not the only one. A month a go we need have some 420chan guys come and considering the drama cuckchan's been having im not surprised to see more of them here. Its either that or Beyonder is impotent.

I think this is a little different from 4ch cancer or leftypol.
I've seen people on Holla Forums arguing with Holla Forums like actual people form Tumblr. Talking about how sexuality is fluid and such. It's such an increase and they seem serious enough that it can't just be people fucking around.
Replying just with 'this' is something you see a lot with tumblr, so that's why I'm equating it to what I'm talking about.
The 'rules' thing is people saying we should outright ban loli and other NSFW stuff, like that faggot the other day did.
And sure, people might just be getting reaction images from google images, but then you get the tumblr gifs that are jerky and cancerous.


I feel like we might be having an influx of people actually from tumblr. That or tumblrites that first went to 4ch and are now having an exodus to here.

I've noticed that too, usually the vols are on their game in deleteing crap, I usually just contact Mark first and show him the cancer going on. Mark may be a sperg himself but at least he cares to some degree about Holla Forums.

I may disagree with the amount of clone threads but i'll never preach to ban shit.

To tell you the truth a lot gifs now come from Tumblr, they're like a supermarket for gifs now.

Well, what are you gonna do about it?

Why?

Because drawfags really are faggots for the most part. They are tender feelings and are irrevocably drawn to safe spaces and hugboxes. As a result sites like Tumblr have lots and lots of drawfags, including some really good ones.

We need to create a new kind of drawfag. One who has all of their strengths and none of their weaknesses.

going to work at disneyworld soon which princess should i try to bang lads?

>>>Holla Forums

whats with the increase of triggered vaginas recently

The real question is how is Snow keeping 10 other girls at a table and not even one of them is on a cell phone

Aurora

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