So I saw this free of charge and early

So I saw this free of charge and early.

James Franco gets killed within the first 15 mins. Total screen time is only 5 mins. 3 of those are spent in a videoclip of his wife watching him climb a mountain. 2 of those are spent in a hypersleep capsule on fire. He doesn't say a word otherwise. It's more of a cameo appearance.

Here's the cuck level review

Race mixing - 3/10 - White girl gets it on with the BBC in a shower. Both are killed, ironically by a bigger, blacker alien.

Gay crewmember relationship - 1/10 - One male crewmember bids his gay partner farewell after he gets killed. Wouldn't know they were in a relationship otherwise.

Stronk Wymyn - 4/10 - Near the end when the female lead disposes of the alien almost single handedly. Would be 6/10 but she's hanging over the edge and asks Danny McBride "Wanna give a girl a hand?" Feminist trigger warning.

Homosexual Twincest - 11/10 - HOLY SWEET JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? David shows Walter how to play a flute. Plenty of sexual tension and innuendo that made the audience giggle uncomfortably. Words like 'fingering' are used throughout. FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT. David also kisses Walter at the end.

Yeah so there you have it.

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Damn I sure love faggots in my horror sci fi.

Alien doesn't deserve the following it has but this shit will be successful and kikes will make more.

they're not getting a single shekel from this goy

They did the same thing in the last one too.

They didn't actually show it in full.

They still needlessly forced it into the film though.

Was Ridley the original identity politics director ? He made fucking dykes popular with alium 2.

dykes mostly cum at night, mostly

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So was the army guy gay or something? Because it makes no sense to send a homossexual to a colonization mission.

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What the fuck kind of standards are those? 10/10 is what, the interracial breeding grounds themselves? A live-action Louispost?

It only lasts like 20 seconds. They both get wiped out by the alien so everything balances out.

Sex scenes usually last that much or shorter.

When I think about it prometheus too had racemixing and the only thing close to a sex scene was with it.
What the fuck ? Is a racemixing mandatory for modern ridley movies?

The scene was all of ten seconds with no dialogue.

Best decision they made, was overjoyed that his entire role consisted of a burnt husk, fuck James Franco

He kisses him on the forehead after he is deceased, it's entirely possible they were just dear friends. Plus homosexuality at sea has always been rampant, don't see why space should be any different.

It was a team effort on the part of the crew. But I don't see what's wrong with having a reasonably competent woman on a terraforming mission, it's not like she spinkicks 10 neomorphs to death before dismantling David bare-handed, she uses a JCB to force it out of the airlock.

David is deliberately confusing Walter with concepts that he is unfamiliar with so he can kill him. This is blatantly obvious in the film. However, it's also shown that David is exploring his sexuality too as shown with him forcing himself on Daniels. I liked it to be honest, made David much creepier than he already was.

Maybe you should let your politics take a backseat for two hours and enjoy what was by all accounts a solid action-horror with a cool backstory of a messianic genocidal android. This film was great and I can't wait for Alien Awakening.

And this is how subversion succeeds.

You are thinking of time periods with terrible discipline and lack of porn. The same does not apply for modern sailors and will apply even less so for space travellers.

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Kys

So why is it in the movie?
normalization

They get killed immediately during the act and to some degree because of it. Also interracial has been normalized for at least about 50 years now, trying to close the barn doors after the cows are gone and all that.

This does not apply here. The characters were on a mission to populate and colonize a new planet. It was no coincidence that the whole crew was composed by couples. Having a gay couple in between them makes no sense since they wouldn't reproduce, they are just two uselesss mouths to feed.

Now I really hope he was just "good friends" with the guy who died. I can't remenber the right dialogue but it looked too much like they were a couple.

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They're gay. But it's so subtle no one really notices it.

They were the set-up crew, the rest of the people in the pods were the colonists proper, but I see your point.

I'm aware, but they make a point about the whole crew being couples in the trailer (it wasn't included in the movie for some reason). Still, even if the set-up crew weren't couples, it would make no sense to have homossexuals since they wouldn't reproduce.

It's a mission were you need the crew to reproduce as much and as fast as possible. Having gay people would just be a waste of time and resources.

post is roughly 88% idpol, will monitor & contain

I like how transparent leftist are about wanting to reduce people to drones without identity. Funny how it's always only certain identities that they say need to be erased too.

fuck off fag

You fucking suck dude

The one who should take a backseat are hollywood producers since this is their politics, not mine. But, hey, it's okay as long as they do it because you share the same political views with them. Fuck those people who are tired of this shit, right?
This is exactly why I started to hate your worthless country, faggotry and niggers, all because of your force. I can't help but wonder if your forced agenda made the rest Americans more angry too.

Please do tell me your country, my man. Only fair. So I can tell you how insanely more cucked you are than us. Don't throw rocks in glass houses, faggot.

t. cuckold

You are taking a hard bet on that guy being from Sweden, France or the UK
And swedes have been almost all expelled from here, apart from fewer europeans posting compared to halfcham

Large majority of countries are more cucked than murica, Poland and russia are the only two european countries in the minority.

Yeah suuuuuure thing bud, whatever you say, moshe puppet

Listen nogger, we're looking at about the entire continent of africa, south africa, 80% of Europe and 60% of asia that are far more cucked then america. Not saying america ISN't cucked but the competition is pretty shit

i knew critics would like it and i knew it would be shit

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So it has the Székely seal of approval? No thank you then.