KEK MANIFESTS PHYSICALLY ON FOX NEWS

Welp it looks like we physically manifested a 4000 year old Egyptian chaos god. I'm starting to think that Hillary's rapid health decline is almost entirely our doing as well.

We wizards now.

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thefreedictionary.com/magian
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magi
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marjadevries.nl/universelewetten/kybalion.pdf
hermetics.org/pdf/anotherhermeticum.pdf
librairiedumerveilleux.org/bnam/IMG/pdf/cabalamineralis1.pdf
color-hex.com/color/148800
vocaroo.com/i/s14IijBJkuXf
youtube.com/watch?v=JDt05iwRtfc
my.mixtape.moe/jrpkwz.zip
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twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

WHAT THE FUCK

What am I looking at?


What?

What the fuck is happening in that webm? Did you fuck with the filters to enhance the hidden Kek?

PRAISE KEK

Kek manifesting himself in realspace

I can't distinguish what the fuck anything is in that vid. What's the context?

Its fucking nothing

Is that KEK in his Trump form? I saw a bunch of what might be Trump-like hair.

I don't see it

I have to agree.

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And yet you bumped the thread anyway

ayy

That's totally Kek! Like, holy shit, it's fucking kek! How can you not see it's a fucking frog.

I'm a firm believer of meme magic after Les Baines but this is reaching.

He literally appeared right behind Hillary m8.

Kek Costanza?

What the fuck?

Can you try posting the unaltered version? I have no idea what the fuck I'm looking at.

You should at least explain what is happening.

what the fuck is going on

this is bs im not seeing it

you wanna circle where exactly im supposed to be looking when she's talking? I'm not seeing diddly squat

I'm seeing it but i have no idea what is going on in the last part, like some person is walking and suddenly Pepe's head emerges out of dark

the thing at the end where it's all white fam

when you said kek was manifesting physically I assumed you were talking about the green thing hillary coughed up.

well , the video seems to imply it's going on in the background but it can't be spotted, so im gonna assume everything shown after the wonky camera shifts is altered BS

PRAISE KEK!

COUGHING FITS

PANTS OF SHIT

That's it, no more KEK memes for me until this election is over.
This is getting 2poopy4hillary.

Nah

Pic related


This

It's too late.

You no longer control the memes.

The memes control you.

You faggots will take the fun out of anything.

BAAWWW MY MAGIC DONT REAL!

Its over, enjoy your waifu that the egyptian pantheon will give you, faggot.

I see it. Pepe Trump appeared behind her. Within seven days she will stop coughing amd start gagging.

Alright, I see it. It looks like sad pepe though. Why would he be sad? Is he displeased? Should we change tactics? Maybe he's signaling that worse is yet to come?

Man i don't know. It's definitely there, but what does it mean?

He's signaling his displeasure with her and her politics. He's disappointed in Hillary for betraying her people.

Shouldn't he be happy with her failure though? The chaos that her shitty run for presidency brings should bring him great joy. Was he once on her side, but sided with us because she failed?

will you dumb faggot shills let this thread die?
no one is taking the bait

christcuckchristcuck cant you see

pepe and his pantheon is doing it for free.

Anti-Christian!

SHILLS OUT IN FULL FORCE
THEY ARE TRYING TO SHUT THIS DOWN

nice going full retard
pls go

cant hide it more boogeyman of the month.

ITS OVER, YOU PRAYED AND RAPED FOR THE WRONG GOD.

Isn't it interesting how this suddenly got a dozen sages? It's a pretty obviously visible Trump Pepe yet there's shills like you claiming they don't see it.

Your jewish employers are clearly afraid of our esoteric powers. Quit your paid shitposting job and realize Holla Forums will bring about a new Reich with Kek as our god and join us.

I saw kek in the ice today.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

The video is fake and this thread is clearly inundated with faggots posting extreme caricatures of board culture in order to demoralize and deride.

It's getting saged because it's a misleading thread filled with unpleasant faggots, who are most likely paid to do this.

I don't see anything because there isn't anything to see, not because someone is paying me to shill against an ancient Egyptian frog god on some Malaysian basket weaving image board.

If it were clearly a manifestation of Kek, hey, I'd be down for some shitposting but this is a stretch and Franky, I'm not buying it. God forbid I don't throw down the goblet and praise kek everytime some sperg thinks he saw an aberration. People see fucking Jesus in wood grain and melted butter all the time.

have a link to the full clip? This is getting too spoopy4me.

Holy fucccccc

PRAISE KEK, grant me dubs to confirm your power!!

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Lol. No one saw it then, no one sees it now.

/thread

And yet you reply…

Have fun jew boy.

What is that even supposed to mean?

I can't put it into yiddish for you.

Because I don't see any resemblance of a from, I'm a kike? Okay then, then why were you calling the aberration an elf or some shit in your post and not Kek?

Lurk moar pleb

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK

scrub between 11 and 12 secs. It could be a backpack or a frog wearing wizard robes and a medallion closing a curtain. You be the judge.

That plane is crashing…with no survivors.

So is it Kek or is it an obscure fanboi hobby aberration? Make up your mind.

BAWWW IM AM THE Holla Forums user BELIEVE ME GOY!

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I'm all about meme magic but this shit is just absurd.

Meant for another thread.

so now you are a conspiracy theorist, frogboy.

Praise KEK!

Kek sees and blesses his prophet.

Answer the question faggot, is it Kek or is it an elf?


You're not making any argument

Kek you fucking mong.

Check em.

KEK, DO YOU HEAR ME!!!!

"WE FIGHT FOR YOU KEK?!!?!?!**

BLESS US KEK

BLESS US

LET YOUR WILL BE DONE

PRAISE HIM

You're arguing with shills, friendo.
Notice the (1)s that keep bumping the thread attempting to create false consensus? They want people to take the bait.
(czech'd)
but you're posting in a slide thread , bucko

Your a dumb redditfag jew, your way out of your element here. you're a loser and not cool enough to post in this place.

are you fucking retarded?

the guy doesnt know what warhammer 40k is. its a staple of imageboard culture.

But why? To force a meme? To create consensus of kek worship?

That is really fucking creepy, praise him.

Praise be.

New fags on my ass tho.

Yea, yea, for the emperor, we get it.

Filtered.

lmao i bet you fucking looked at wikipedia to not look like some alt right loser.

What do I have to do for Keks blessing?

ARE YOU JUST NOW SUGGESTION THAT YOU BELIEVE IN MEME MAGIC

Nigger check my trips like the good little bitch you are.

KeK ain't with you boy.

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Also that looks more smug than sad.

The video is fake. The post style is derisive.

That's pretty much it. Spreading fake garbage while shitting on the board and posters.

Notice how these faggots insult you with every post? Purposely using petty ideas of inadequacy while shitting on aspects of board culture to equate the ideas with negativity.

Just report the thread and sage.

filter it yourself cuck. only retards would be afraid of information and shitposting.

Who's afraid, faggot? Have another sage nancy boy :^)

Oh really.

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im not the one that is saging the thread because i am le triggered my fellow redditrinno.

why should we pander to gentle souls such as yourself? if you dont like being insulted for the alt right goycuck that you are maybe you should post on kosher sites.

NEW FAGS IN ABUNDANCE

HOLY SHIT THATS A FUCKING FROG IN THE BACK.

ZOG garbage.

It's nothing.
Do not be rused.

There's a Kek frog statue in the Allston park in Boston now though, so that's cool.

Man I was in the first KeK threads.

You're mistaken friendo, Im saging because the video is fake bullshit and this is a slide thread

where is the proof?

this can only mean it's real

Check here, friend.

Make sure to watch the video and see if you can actually spot pepe before the camera shifts and visibility goes to shit.

Checked

Holy fuck why are there so many shills in this thread?

The assassination attempt on Putin which only resulted in his fav chauffeur being killed thread is getting slid as well.

Whatever Holla Forums has done or uncovered really riled them up. So Holla Forums is on the right track.

Praise Kek!

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Get dubs

Checked

i want /x/ to leave

(checked)
It's shills, arguing with shills, who are arguing with other shills. It's literally impossible to tell who's jewing who in this thread.

The blessings must flow!

Did someone say blessings?

fug

Oh god I forgot all the insane shit in the primaries.

Let Kek bless you naturally brother. We achieve dubs by his will alone.

Sounds to me like a shill tactic they devised in order to try and create confusion while trying to slide certain threads they want buried under.

like happening,

THIS IS GETTING 2SPOOKY4ME

plz don't stop memeing

I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, anyone that hasn't been saging this slide thread is a shill. Yup, congratulations, you're a shill.

sage you faggots

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I'll bet most of you don't know what the Arabic in that image says: " ", "T'arfk Wjhi", which literally means "Your ass, my face".

Truly, he is among us.

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PRAISE KEK

OUR LORD KEK DEMANDS MOAR TENDIES FOR HE HAS BEEN A VERY GOOD BOY AND SAVED UP ALL HOS GBP


TENDIES MUST BE MADE AND SACRIFICED TO KEK, THE ANCIENT LORD OF LULZ, GOD OF THE MEMES

Hell is forever!

m8, I have some bad news

Actually I think the tactic is to try to aggressively defend board culture in situations where it's not under attack in an attempt to equate protecting board culture and shilling.

They want to wear down our defenses before they attempt to subvert our culture.

Praise KeK.

Check these digits pissant.

PRAISE KEK


Yes this is exactly what I feel is happening, theyre using our own anti-shilling responce system against us now, we must double down on attacks by shills who use christians who want to subvert our board and replace it with a zog-friendly christian vs muslim type pol.

AND SO IS CUCKOLDRY!

god isn't with you.
you are mentally ill.
please stop worshipping a false god.

It cuts to an inverted video of somebody filming a horse outside of their car window. But for what purpose?

Are there any horse gods in egyptian mythology?

Just so you know Kek is the darkness before the dawn and Jesus was described as the bring morning star. Not to mention that the Ogdoad shows up in early christian Gnosticism.

We might actually be worshiping the same god m8.

HOLY SHIT GOYS

LOOK UP WHAT THE WORD KEK MEANS IN MAYLAY TRANSLATED TO ENGLISH

KEK HAS BEEN THE DELICIOUS CAKE ALL ALONG!!! THE CAKE IS NO LIE!!!

Praise kek. Pee pee with poo. Amen.

Bump.

Ye of little faith have no weight here.

It's a fucking horse's nose/lips. Jesus Christ. Goddamnit OP why'd you go and get my hopes up you faggot.

Not seeing it at all.
Mind outlining what you consider to be Kek?

Aphex Kek

I need some unaltered footage of this

You sure you want to see Hillary without plastic surgery?

What was that? The backpack of a crew member?

PRAISE KEK.

Whelp, there's the payoff.

Fuck off Chaim. Esoteric Kekism is legit. Meme magicks are effective. Go chug foreskin.

Go ahead, make yourself look like a huge retard. That's how all popular movements got to power.

Another thing I've been noticing is how a lot of 85IQ and below posts have an extra space below the post number before the text. Not sure if that's relevant here.

Below the linked post number, to be precise.

Like this

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COFFIN FITS

Fresh smug fellas

the reason why we are winning is because when the liberal media wants to talk about us they mention chinese cartoons and nazi frogs, because they have been paid to demonize natsoc's. They are so out of touch that they would rather talk about muh six million which is now irrelevant instead of tackling why the shift of power happened.

FUCK

SO IS ANYBODY GOING TO POST THE UNALTERED VIDEOS?

I want to see this for myself, not throughfucking photoshop filters.

Are you ready for miracle?
READY AS I CAN BE!
27:35-ish in this video. The feed cuts out.

I saw the face of Kek, anons!

I SAW THE FACE OF KEK!

Fox News host says, "It is not clear exactly what happened there." I suppose that it's not for a cuckservative unbeliever like him.

holy shit and you also got repeating digits.

DEAR CHRIST

maybe it wasn't shills, who fucking sagedbombed this thread. just scared anons who got psychologically scarred because their worldview is too fixated and weak.

Kek crashed the stream! with no survivors

WEWLAD

And at the end of the day we'll be the ones to stuff their dirty lying Jewish mouths?

COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT

ILLARY WILL HAVE TO QUIT

NO MORE CAN SHE GIVE A SPEECH

WITHOUT SPITTOON WITHIN REACH

NASTY PHLEGM, PUTRID BILE

DRIBBLE DOWN HER CHIN, MEANWHILE

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

ANAL SPHINCTER CANNOT CLENCH

DIAPER CAN'T CONTAIN THE STENCH

STOMACH CHURNS, TRIES TO LEAVE

LIVE ON STAGE SHE STARTS TO HEAVE

SLIPS ON VOMIT, POOP AND PEE

BREAKS HER NECK ON LIVE TV


COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT

ILLARY WILL HAVE TO QUIT

NO MORE CAN SHE GIVE A SPEECH

WITHOUT SPITTOON WITHIN REACH

NASTY PHLEGM, PUTRID BILE

DRIBBLE DOWN HER CHIN, MEANWHILE

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

ANAL SPHINCTER CANNOT CLENCH

DIAPER CAN'T CONTAIN THE STENCH

STOMACH CHURNS, TRIES TO LEAVE

LIVE ON STAGE SHE STARTS TO HEAVE

SLIPS ON VOMIT, POOP AND PEE

BREAKS HER NECK ON LIVE TV


COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT

ILLARY WILL HAVE TO QUIT

NO MORE CAN SHE GIVE A SPEECH

WITHOUT SPITTOON WITHIN REACH

NASTY PHLEGM, PUTRID BILE

DRIBBLE DOWN HER CHIN, MEANWHILE

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

ANAL SPHINCTER CANNOT CLENCH

DIAPER CAN'T CONTAIN THE STENCH

STOMACH CHURNS, TRIES TO LEAVE

LIVE ON STAGE SHE STARTS TO HEAVE

SLIPS ON VOMIT, POOP AND PEE

BREAKS HER NECK ON LIVE TV


COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT

ILLARY WILL HAVE TO QUIT

NO MORE CAN SHE GIVE A SPEECH

WITHOUT SPITTOON WITHIN REACH

NASTY PHLEGM, PUTRID BILE

DRIBBLE DOWN HER CHIN, MEANWHILE

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

ANAL SPHINCTER CANNOT CLENCH

DIAPER CAN'T CONTAIN THE STENCH

STOMACH CHURNS, TRIES TO LEAVE

LIVE ON STAGE SHE STARTS TO HEAVE

SLIPS ON VOMIT, POOP AND PEE

BREAKS HER NECK ON LIVE TV


COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT

ILLARY WILL HAVE TO QUIT

NO MORE CAN SHE GIVE A SPEECH

WITHOUT SPITTOON WITHIN REACH

NASTY PHLEGM, PUTRID BILE

DRIBBLE DOWN HER CHIN, MEANWHILE

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

ANAL SPHINCTER CANNOT CLENCH

DIAPER CAN'T CONTAIN THE STENCH

STOMACH CHURNS, TRIES TO LEAVE

LIVE ON STAGE SHE STARTS TO HEAVE

SLIPS ON VOMIT, POOP AND PEE

BREAKS HER NECK ON LIVE TV

COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT

ILLARY WILL HAVE TO QUIT

NO MORE CAN SHE GIVE A SPEECH

WITHOUT SPITTOON WITHIN REACH

NASTY PHLEGM, PUTRID BILE

DRIBBLE DOWN HER CHIN, MEANWHILE

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE

SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

ANAL SPHINCTER CANNOT CLENCH

DIAPER CAN'T CONTAIN THE STENCH

STOMACH CHURNS, TRIES TO LEAVE

LIVE ON STAGE SHE STARTS TO HEAVE

SLIPS ON VOMIT, POOP AND PEE

BREAKS HER NECK ON LIVE TV


PRAAAAAAAAAAISE KEEEEEK

omg, saved. so subtle.

Have a bump, I don't know how legit this actually is, but it sure as fuck made the shills incredibly butthurt.

REMEMBER THE MEMES ARE YOUR POWER

WITNESSED AND HOLY SHIT

WHOAAHOOHOOOO ITS MAGIC

YOU KNOOOWWW

NEVER BELIEVE IT'S NOT SO

This is the original Fox News channel, no way it's an alteration from after it was shot. That's clear a day a Pepe.

PRAISE KEK

If I had any doubts remaining about meme magic and Kek, this did a good job of erasing them.

IT'S FUCKING REAL
IT'S NOT EDITED
PRAISE KEK

OATH VOID DUBS

PRAISE KEK

I think it's just a backpack.

We need to spread this to cuckchan. More Memetric power will make kek even stronger.

PRAISE BACKPACK DUBS

HERETIC!!!

BURN THE HERETIC!

holy fuck, it's real. that awkward sound too… mindfuck & mind blown

POLL

Should we be known as:

a) Kekolytes
b) Kekromancers
c) Kekites
d) Kekstians

I would be careful about posting that meme if I were you.

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT KEK

Also, was it a backpack in both videos? Why did the stream suddenly cut when there was a backpack in both instances? Fucking secularist plebs.

Listen up fools.

Even if it IS a backpack, a horse's nose.. whatever you want it to be..

IT IS STILL KEK MANIFESTING HIS IMAGE

PRAISE BE TO KEK


Kekolytes is pretty good.

HOLY FUCK I READ THAT IN KEK'S VOICE

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT KEK SOUNDED LIKE BEFORE THIS IMAGE

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MEME MAGIC ARE WE SUMMONING HERE GUYS I AM LEGITIMATELY FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

man what the fuck is going on

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PRAISE KEK

Kek is becoming powerful enough to manifest in real life. Rain of Pepes when?

OUT OF DARKNESS AND INTO THE LIGHT

PRAISE KEK

PRAISE KEK, WE WILL DRINK THE BLOOD OF CHRISTCUCKS ON THE DAY OF THE ROPE

Guys what is our holy text? What should our tenants be? I want to know more about the bounds of esoteric kekism

He revealed too much information.

we will witness a multi dimensional apocalypse, powerd by CERN and (((friends))).

Are holy texts are posts with dubs.

OATH DUMP

OATH DUMP CONT

Can I get an MP4?

Read the fucking thread.

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OATH DUMP 3/3

Please put more tripple cakes in your memes. kthx.

not seeing it.

lol I just saw that.
kek

I made a webm, if you actually need an MP4 for whatever reason I can make another encoding.

Like I'm suppose to know how to do that shit.

Oh shit she's possessed by Kek himself. The little green things she spit our was probably his poop

Holy fuck.

It's happening, it's really fucking happening.

Kek knows no bounds.

Seriously, was that Kek manifesting himself ?

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It looks like it was

That wasn't an alteration of the stream by us, that's what aired on television.

I like Kekolytes and Kekites

OUR POWER GROWS EVERY DAY, ANONS. WE MUST MEME HARDER THAN WE'VE EVER MEMED BEFORE, (((THEIR))) END IS NIGH

KEK IS IN CONTROL, THE MEMES ARE IN CONTROL, WE CONTROL THE MEMES


Always remember he who controls the memes, controls the universe

polite sage for multiple posts>tenan

this election is everything i've ever wanted and more

I didn't even know I wanted this until Kek gave it too us.

PRAISE KEK!

here no need to say thank you bby

I didn't know that I wanted for an ancient Egyptian frog God of chaos to manifest in physical reality, but I'm pretty ok with in in hindsight.

KKK
KKK
KKK

Keksimus Kaotikus Katastrophus.
Supremus Optimus Fatalisticus.

There is no control anyore.
Only total chaos now.
Blood for the blood god.
Praise be Trump. Praise be Kekekek.

KKK
KKK
KKK

Offer praise to Keke ITT

PRAISE KEK

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Thine great formlessness,
is no longer to persist,
For we are your form.

PK

Heretics will be purged.

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WEW

So do we need to wait for an eclipse? is pepe a Behelith?

YES

Obviously it is some form of Nun KEK

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I was thinking it's the palpatine kek

PRAISE KEK

All glory to the one true Frog God!

There's another thread about that here . Anyone notice any connections?

Nice dub dubs

are any of you anons experiencing synchronicity, especially right now?

ever since I've embraced kek it's gone into overdrive.

I'm loving this fucking ride.

PRAISE KEK

What do you mean by synchronicity?

rense.com/general54/iranianwomangives.htm
The first pepe is from 2004, r-right guys?

It actually goes deeper.
From the thread:


thefreedictionary.com/magian


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magi


OH SHIT NIGGER

synchronicity |ˌsiNGkrəˈnisədē |
noun

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It's been happening a lot to me, especially with repeating digits on clocks.


Basically a coincidence that isn't really a coincidence. You think of a song, turn on the radio and it's playing, you just happen to look at a clock when it's 11:11 repeatedly, you think of someone right before they call you, that sort of thing.

it's Kek Wizard Trump, my friend

unfortunately I don't have that one saved

That's happening to me with numbers as well. Specifically the number 11, which happens to be my day of birth.

==(WEW'ED)==
Sure it does, friend.

It is happening to you with numbers indeed. I see 11 a lot too.

He was into karma and chakras until he met kek, he's so high right nao

Tell me about Kek. Why is he so smug?

Me too. When I return from work, I come across the number 11:11 WAY too often on my car's clock.

And I loudly check'em like the special kid I am :^)

PK my dude

YOU WILL NOT POST THE FACE OF KEK THE WISE IN VAIN

I can't wait for the all8's-post
It's going to be magic.

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you retards, this is just the frames with kek from the OP video, inverted in color, inserted randomly after Hillary speaking on a plane

We have to go through all 7s still. Then you're gonna see the real shit.

This will be the most magically potent post in our board history, holy kek.

checked trips

I see the numbers 8:18 every single day, I even try to avoid it now and it still ends up happening. Whether it be on the clock, in a video, on a piece of paper, it's always plain and seemingly staring me in the face.

This morning I intentionally left my phone in my pocket to avoid seeing it on the clock. Out on the street two guys end up beside me. One guy yells "Hey man look at this iPad my girlfriend won!" and gives it to his friend who is standing right next to me. He unlocks it. 8:18.

Weird shit man

I received the 77777 get a few days ago. Feelsgoodman.jpg

Whe have to make a get thread when we near 7777777. Anyone have the cap of the 6000000 get?

it's a backpack

This is a Sign.
Reincarnation is real.

Seven sevens decides what I do with my life.
Not even kidding. Fuck it.

Very pertinent to our current situation.

We're all gonna make it, bros.

Why is it every time someone takes a picture of Kek, it's always this blurry out of focus image? Everyone has cellphones these days. we should have ONE clear photo of him. But no, it's always blurry as shit. 1000s of kek sightings a year & this is the best we get?

PRAISE KEK and CHECK EM

Soon.

(wasgettingdubspartofyourplan.webm)

I just did the math, we will get our 7777777 around November (about 63 days to be more precise) if the posting rate consistently remains at 250. This means merely ONE day before the US presidential election.

I have no mouth and I must wew.

I know that feel, user. Embrace it and delve into it.

We certainly will.

wew

artist's interpretation

a golden frog, bathed in fire, in the year of the fire monkey

PRAISE KEK

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6mil was ebola chan, 7 mil was /sp/ steal iirc

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING ANYMORE

2016 best year of my life
i love the fire monkey and i'm eagerly awaiting the fire cock rooster

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE ARE DEFINATELY BEYOND THE EVENT HORIZON
IT ONLY GOES CRAZIER FROM HERE
DAY OF THE ROPE CONFIRMED FOR FIRST DAY OF THE YEAR OF THE FIRE COCK

*definitely
I need to sleep, jesus fucking christ.

Still not seeing it.

Haha ur gey

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Look at this:
You don't see it? Compare with Pepe Trump.

What does our Lord sound like?

Is that kek with a toothy smile? Is it time?

There are lots of shills ITT denying it. Saying it's just a coincidence or some shit is one thing, but claiming to not see it is 100% shilling.

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Lads…
Wew…

THE MEMES JACK.

I think our lord had one tendie too many, and he's put on some bulk.

Why doesn't that video have Trumps seal of approval?

We are close to truth now.

anyone find a better source , this video is laggy as shit

I don't know if it will timestamp so 31:40

Nobody can stop this.
Kentucky Kitchens Krispy food is delicacy.

The three cakes.
The three stars. Trinity. This goes back thousands of years in theology.

Hillary has no idea what she's up against.

holy shit

I just see it. The whole thing just feels like reaching. The op webm was first posted in a highly active thread and no one saw it then, but now some user claims it's kek and people are falling over themselves to praise kek and call anyone else a shill. Its fucking autisticly retarded.

This is Jesus in toast tier and I wish I didn't have to share a board with the faggots itt praising some aberration they think they see in some fucked up fox feed.

PRAISE HIM
originally thought the video was faked but this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt

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Hell is forever.

YES

HEAR ME KEK
WE ARE READY
THY WILL BE DONE

WE SHALL MEME SUPREME

So is autism.

sage negated

you gotta admit, it looks like pepe

I fucked up kek, forgive me.

No, it really doesn't though. It looks like Jesus on a slice of toast.

Fresh OC.

You're 6 gojillion percent dead m8. Make peace with your family.

another sign, it's not too late for you. devote your life to kek and all will be forgotten.

This is the closest thing to a Pepe that could exist. Prove otherwise. Your Jesus babbling isn't proof.

Amazing

HOLY SHIT THIS ENTIRE THREAD

I GIVE UP, I ADMIT, KEK IS REAL, MEME MAGIC IS REAL, HILLARY IS FUCKEEEEEEED

I'AM OFFICIALLY DECLARING KEK AN HONORARY NORDIC GOD.

ALL ASATRU HERE, PRAISE THE FROG FRIEND!

THE THULEAN SOCIETY IS BACK, WE ARE THEM REINCARNATED!

You're a fucking moron. No wonder you see deities in toast.

Bruh did Jesus wibble your wobbly parts when you were little? Stop talking about that desert Semite nigger and focus on the point.

Now that I think about it. can this be considered the rarest pepe?

Are we reviving the pagan concept of gods that interfere with the affairs of men? Because if we are I'm ok with this.

you also gotta think of the context, if kek appeared in toast that'd be a valid comparison, but he appeared behind hillary motherfucking clinton as she was blatantly lying about the clinton foundation and how it's a world renowned 'charity'.

If this is real it means the old gods are real, and if they are real, then the supernatural is real and if it is real end times is real and the apocalypse/ragnarok/kaliki yuga/ etc. Is real. And if is real, man then you got to wonder about a lot of metaphysical and epistemilogical issues because you have an immortal soul and it is at risk

guys, i..its just c-coincidence, right?

someone post the picture of kek manifesting over cern

Seems to be that way, too late o stop it now even if we wanted to.

VENGEANCE FOR KEK'S LITTLE BROTHERS
Time to get #froglivesmatter trending?

There is one that's slightly rarer, see:

i accidentally hit a toad with the weed eater but it survived
i saw it a few days later and it was really cautious around me

YES

we could make that trend on twitter to alert people about obama handing over the internet, with some dank memes and #froglivesmatter

its fucking genius

PRAISE KEK

Its on the cards…….somehow

Shieeeet muh nigguh, appeal to the normalfags using Pepe, tell them that dank memes are going to die if the internet gets handed over to the UN. We really should do this.

guys…

which one of you did this?

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

That is the idea, yes.

This meme magic shit is the worst thing to ever happen to Holla Forums.

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HAHAHAHAHA I LOST IT

Heretics shall BURN!

no u

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Tbh it looks like pic related.

Remember:
Frogs are ancient european symbols of peace.
Frogs cannot be found in the deserts of middle-east.
Frogs are ancient pagan symbols of natural harmony.

Right now I'm hearing voices in my head saying "Holy Holy Holy Holy.."

#frogslivematter

Holy shit guys, I just saw 3 frogs on my lawn lined up in a perfect line looking at the sun. What does this mean?
OMG what is happening. Is this real?

I see it. Chaos Manifest.

Don't forget

Kek's color in hex on a computer is 1488

Holy fuck.

This crap is ridiculous.

This plane and the people on it is fucked!

It is by far the best thing to emerge from the chans yet.

Never has the chans produced something with such shitposting abilities.

I bet Hillary's recent health decline is because of our memes.

wot

That's a lie.
They have rivers.

Where there are rivers, there are frogs :^)

Good fucking god

Oh and btw, by now you should know what Confirmation Bias is.
This chan runs on it.

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consider yourself in exile lad, you must go back

RGB Color Gradient Maker
perbang.dk/rgbgradient/

input hex color value 148800

the rain of pepes has already happened

(hint: some of it is in this thread)

fedora tier comment, you lack even the most basic understanding of meme magick

No, it's the best thing that could have happened. In the beginning our memes were focused inwards. They would be ruined once some other place started using them less efficiently, causing us to stop using those memes ourselves.

Now with the rediscovery of Kek(Praise be upon him) we've created memes that benefit from wider use and are that much stronger for it.
It is selfish to keep the memes to yourself. Memes must be free, I understand this now.

Brutal.
Spooky.
Love it.

It's fairly misunderstood actually.

It is kind of a rain.

And you should learn about the observer effect as well as the hermetic principles - which were followed by many important and famous people throughout history, including Isaac Newton, Plato, Pythagoras, David Bowie, and the Rolling Stones.

It's finally happening.

The wired is starting to bleed into reality.

….Crashing this plane

PRAISE KEK

Holla Forums creates presients.
Holla Forums creates gods.
Holla Forums creates god emperors.

Trump is Gods Son (JESUS)
The frog will turn into the dragon (SATAN)

It's fate for them to meet on the last day of the apocalypse on the third day of judgement.

This is a prophecy that was made already in the 80s by popular "Warhammer artists". Its mentioned in all religous books. All prohets have mentioned this.

Trump Is Messiah.
and the Keks were born to prove it.

I believe it's like quantum physics in that the observer affects the observed and perception and manifestation are one and the same.

Actually "wise men" is an OK translation.
In ancient times the confines between philosophy, theology and science were much more blurred.
The Magi would have been experts in both Astronomy and astrology, herb lore and 'sympathetic magic', medicine and demonology, chemistry and alchemy.
And, of course, their views and knowledge base were of the most Aryan derivation.

WE MEME MAGI NAO

got a good book or .pdf?

I do not understand or question the will of KEK.
Kek seems to be around when the cunt Killary speaks and coughs, so that is a sign I am trying to contemplate.

W C ?

jesus christ i cant believe what im looking at

marjadevries.nl/universelewetten/kybalion.pdf

This and pic related.

Someone please post that qt trumpgril again

Is that fucking Ted KEKczynski?

KEK is Frey

Kek wills our victory
DEATH TO THOSE SEE AND DO NOT BELIEVE

Well the internet is proving "Morphic Resonance" to be true. That means were building our individual knowledge on the info we get from our internet forums. Which means collectively we're becoming one big brain.

This is why 2016 has gotten so "quick" with digging. We grew bigger in population, so this sped up the pace of digging here.
And we act like a first point of call for conspiracies here. That's why a lot of them are becoming proven (because we all confirm it).

We're already rewriting history. Lain literally predicted it .. which is quite ridiculous frankly.
I might focus on properly studying this if my current degree goes nowhere.

meaty version is the Corpus Hermeticum, its the foundation for all the other hermetic texts hermetics.org/pdf/anotherhermeticum.pdf

I like that observer effect..

I think that's onto something.

It looks a bit like two people about to jump from a plane.

no fucking way

trips

Don't forget this old gem:
librairiedumerveilleux.org/bnam/IMG/pdf/cabalamineralis1.pdf

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color-hex.com/color/148800

What the literal unironic fuck

its not clear what happened there


what is real anymore?

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There is no holy text or tenants. Figure out what you want to believe on your own and if you make a good argument then the idea will become more and more common in our ranks

This is a mystery religion/school not some faggot organized religion. Figure out what you believe on your own we shouldn't hold anyone's hand.

Lads we must celebrate

blessed numbers
I hereby decree all jews, faggots, and niggers be lynched on the spot.

You know even the loud piecing noise kinda sounded like "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'

Kek, I am not worthy to have you come under my roof, but only give a happening and my soul shall be healed.

Be grateful for every meme you receive. Be it big or small.

Post new memes only under the watchful eye of Kek.

Don't be avaricious. Share your memes with your fellow Anons.

Don't lust for (You)s or repeating digits.

Check the digits of your fellow Anons as they will check yours.

By laughing you praise Kek, by raging you praise Kek.

Praise Kek!

Looks like some kind of luggage.

You wouldn't offend kek by deliberately stepping on a frog, yet you did step on a frog. By accident, because you couldn't stop yourself in time and weren't expecting it.

Chaos.

You have been blessed by Kek. He sacrificed one of his children to you.

Just don't fuck it up. Using his blessing well. Stop getting high and devote yourself to the memes.

holy shit, majuws was real

I've had this on repeat while viewing this thread. Ridie the sky user


dubs of truth

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This tbh.
Most of what we believe can be attained independently, simply through observation and given enough time.

I can see. Kek really has gotten bold.

Those are mutually exclusive user :^)

*not mutually exclusive

fugg

This isn't Holla Forums or Holla Forums m80.

So is there some connection between Kek and Jesus?

Remember that Kek was seen as that which occurred before light, thus was known as the bringer-in of light. While Lucifer is also considered the lightbringer both Jesus and Lucifer are called the morning star and Jesus called himself the light.

I'm pretty sure that there's a connection but I have absolutely no fucking clue what it is.

No for the last time, Kek predates Jesus and exists now as before as a significant thought form that is reflectant of reality. What's the point of believing in Jesus if you just want to ascribe him to other deities anyways?

MoonMan was created in KEKS image.

Wait so Kek is considered the bringer of the light and is associated with the wise men while Jesus referred to himself as the light?

Is there some connection?

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Stop trying to interject jesus, Kek is bringer of the light because resides in Darkness, Kek brings forth light from the darkness. Light is synonymous with knowledge in virtually all religions. This is a mystery school, if you want to believe in Jesus, you can't be a cuck and try to combine him with other gods like Christians did with pagan traditions. You are left with no pagans and Christians with beliefs that weren't even their own to begin with.

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Lucifer was called 'son of the morning', not morning star, m8

There's connections between all religions user.

Even the "evil" ones.

That's nice dear.

2/10. Would not chill with.

Don't insult me user. I deserved this break.

Just what in the ever loving fuck is going on?

You mean you have a hobby? That's good. At least you finished study earlier. What exactly are you studying?

ABOVE AND BEYOND
ABOVE AND BEYOND

How to not give private info so easily to strangers :^)

This is the year of the Fire Monkey. 2017 is the year of the Fire Rooster.

Will there be a year of the Fire Frog?

Is Kek trying to tell us something about Zoroastrianism?

You cheeky cunt. :^)

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No seriously, people need to start learning how to hide their ass by october

This is an understated thing. Individuality for the most part is integral, lauded and emphasized here, although there is a particular culture within Holla Forums that we should respect and not get lost in or overly attached to.

Still, the way in which this place communicates and shares information germinates individuality in the quest for truth.

And as a side note: All of those New Age institutions and schools that stress self-discovery are bullshit and are innately duplicitous for they often orbit around a self-aggrandized 'teacher' within a safe/flowery/one world atmosphere, thus distracting and impeding the ability in independently reaching greater conclusions in understanding reality.

Fuck those places. We're very fortunate to have this avenue of communication, but in the end it was always meant to be.

Zoroastrianism, or Mazdaism, was the first known monotheism, long before "muh jews"; and the Majuws (Magi) were zoroastrians.
Aryan af, tbh fam.

sorry to be "that guy", but it's tenets son

>not having a good goyim computer to play vidya while having a laptop with Tails on a USB ready to shitpost at moment's notice

Besides, king nigger is just handing the top level DNS domain servers over. At worst, we will have to edit or host files if we want to use the url or just use an IP address. What worries me is that king nigger and his ilk are trying to create a narrative that they are "handing the keys to the internet over to the UN" so they can see how far they can go with net censorship.

Stupid, dumb, frogposting scum.

Mein Kampf

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Just as (((they))) planned.

Holy fucking fuck, lads, He's REAL. REALLY real…

P R A I S E K E K


I really like "Kekromancers". Rolls off the tongue pleasantly. I also like "Frog Faggots" for less formal usage.

Probably that it will rise after Trump starts dismantling (((the powers that be))) in the Middle East, after the demise of which Zoroastrianism will exist in a more friendly climate for itself (since (((Islam))) and its followers, like ISIS, will be weakened).

Tthe destruction of one or 2 more ancient Zoroastrian sites by ISIS may be even more zealotry-inducing in the remaining Zoroastrians.


It does not stop at that.
If it's not physically disconnected from the internet and all of the internet (and remote desktop/registry) registry keys are not severed, you are still in danger tbh.

Apparently the link is dead. It contained a lot of modifications for all the remote desktop/registry keys to be destroyed (basically denied all permissions by all users). Will upload later if you want them.

Do you know how tails works? It takes care of all of that. Meanwhile, there is nothing wrong with having a "normalfag" persona on the net. It's like hiding in plain sight.

For someone who studied hiding, you are missing some basics.

Kekites was already decided by trips a couple months ago

Forced frog croakers are like those kids who masturbated to encrypted pay tv porn channels. Years later they found out that it was actually an encrypted sports channel.

Fam I was talking about the good goy system you were talking about (which I assumed would be Windows XP onward). That was the system you needed to make changes on.

You can still maintain the normalfag persona while also disabling useless backdoor bullshit you will literally never use.

Though I think that exposing your IP and MAC address to any datamining site in any case is always a minus.

No worse..

I have to use that to study my real degree. The one that's put me in a strange position in the world.

And you underestimate EU International Law.

It's revolting.

Here to correct the record, eh?


If you are worried about those types of backdoors then I hope you don't have anything made by intel in your computer. Using my main computer, I know that information will be collected by (((them))). That doesn't mean I can't control what information they are reviving from me. At worst, they know I am using ToR over tails due to connecting to the internet but last I checked handing over the DNS servers have nothing to do with encryption.

Let me clarify, the EU basically overrides national precedent today.
The EU runs as a NWO puppet.

What the actual fuck?

That's why I'm still archiving everything including books, news, vidya, music, tv, ect. Technically the worst they can do is black hole route bad goyim sites so that normalfags can't access them. That doesn't mean you can't connect to it, you just need to know the IP address. That said, if you read the rest of my post, I don't trust the UN as much as I trust the EU or US governments. Combined with the fact that they are pushing the whole "King nigger hands keys over to the internet!" narrative, I believe they will try to extend their power past what they can do with top level DNS server power.

WE'RE BREAKING DOWN THE MYSTICAL BARRIERS THEY SET UP WE ARE WINNING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I don't trust any of them.

It takes a certain type of ego to run a country so vainly.

This is, for sure, the work of Satan. You all are being led astray. Once Rome falls, and you claim its ashes, how will you rebuild without God's guidance? Holla Forums and its converts will lead in the near future, but you're all building our house upon sand. Without the rock of Christ holding our children in place, we are all doomed to the same fate as our ancestors, and the Left.

I wrote that wrong, I meant to say I trust the UN about as much as I trust the EU and US government, which is not at all. Though despite this fact, I have a strong feeling that we will still be shitposting for a long time since them doing anything sweeping like removing sites will only hurt them, and they can't take many more black eyes on the public stage.

Yeah I know that too. I just opt for max safety even if I can't reach top safety though.

Are AMD CPUs free of surveillance backdoors?

KEK IS A NAZI CONFIRMED

Definitely not free of them with the recent releases, but they're certainly less pozzed than Intel.

Can somebody actually prove this with the original smug Pepe image? #148800, #179900 and #138000 are almost identical.

In which way that directly affects me?

Intel supports programmable-microcode, super Satan.
That means allow commands and programs to be input on a processor level only, below the Operating System, making detecting it virtually impossible unless you had equipment to actually look the actual bit transfers occurring on the CPU.

Hence the existence of Kek.


Do they do this purely for surveillance? Or is there a performance-improving aspect to it, too?

Its for "security measures"
there is no benefit to your processor doing things that are undetectable to you. If it improved performance it would changeable through a control panel because sometimes those features need to be changed (think unparking cores and stuff like that)

What answer do you want them to give you? Are you saying it's okay to run bit level code that can transfer anything it wants that runs below the OS level? Any sane programmer would say that is a huge security flaw in general.

fuck it
KEK EM

PRAISE IT FAGGOTS

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Just asking m8.
Regarding a previous post of yours about IPs before…is there a list of IPs of Holla Forums-approved sites that we can access after the site purge by Obama?

(kek'ed)
Here, here.

Tell me about hillary! Why does she shit the campaign?! Lotta disloyalty for a paid candidate!

wew

It's legit. What the fuck kind of magic are we toying with lads? Should we maybe do a little lesswhy contain it?

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After Darkness Comes the Light
Praise Kek!

I suggest you do it now rather than later.

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PRAISE KEK

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This…
This on got me

I'm gonna take a break from the internet for a while

RARE
A
R
E

Wanna hear KEK's laughter, anons?:

vocaroo.com/i/s14IijBJkuXf


Taken from this Clip, noise-reduced and amplified. No other changes.

If this is true.
This really makes me think the Jews designed the Pepe Meme.

I mean, PEPE is a Kike name meaning, "Jehovah Increases"

Just get some pet frogs.

I'm three years away from becoming a Wizard. Currently I specialize in vocal spell casting. It's pretty awesome to be honest.

Look upon our works, ye kikes and despair! Reality itself bends to our will!

What power is all your wealth and resouces before that of a God?

Tell me about the CIA, why do they support Hillary?

(double checked)

(kekus check)

(checked)

(jewed)

(heiled)

(reiched)

(checked)

(ahhhhd)

(wew'd)

god, that's fucking terrifying. The REEEEE'ing cacophony of 6 million Pepes.

Or he's wondering why someone would shoot a man numerous times before ruling his death as a suicide.

It's pointless too.

We're already searching for alternatives.

The days of centralized internet are ending.
But the days of mesh networking is reborn.

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There is only one Big Guy, and Masketta is his messenger.

Hiyawatha sholo ni hapawa. Praise Kek!

Wew I've never been so touched by his presence that it made me type in tongues. What a rush.

Magic of the mind

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you should really stop saging.

wew

checked

Crashing this plane of existence with no survivors.

ordo ab chao
chao ab meme

I believe in Hitler dubs.

Read the art of the deal, in reality Trump isn't that accurate or even aware of legal precedent from what I've seen.
This is a good thing, it means unlike Hillary he's unable to influence the legal system like that. unless he want's you to make that assumption and is actually well legally informed

My bets on former. Trump obviously smelt something from the moment he entered the Clinton Foundation (he's apparently close to her, but that just means he knows her better than others).

/brainfart

(believed)

(checked)
Does anyone remember the placement of the frogs in the parade for the movie?

I'm starting to think that this isn't a joke anymore.

Seriously just what in the fuck.

Butthurt about what? I'm politely saging, but that doesn't mean I didn't receive a few good laughs itt.

One morning I woke up and made one post saying "If dubs, Kek is real, a god of dank memes."
I rolled a 55 first and only time.
From that point on in my life, there has been absolutely no doubt in my mind that kek is real.

I personally believe kek is an ethereal avatar manifested by our collective memetic thought energy. Kind of like a force of nature, where someone would light a fire and the smoke would create clouds, we meme and that creates ripples in the current of reality producing a range of effects.

Though, he may very well be a diety.

There's better threads, this is kinda just a brainfart thread.

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Okay. Next time Killary gets on a plane, /bane/ has work to do. You know what to do, /bane/. Remember, NO SURVIVORS

Dude this isn't even a joke anymore..

Seen some shit, man.

you're telling me man.

I made the first thread on cuckchan telling them about who kek really was. The next morning i was global perma banned lol.

There are 4000 languages and in one of them a word that appeared on screen means magician, which is of course a code for the forced frog! What a miracle!

oic. Don't take it personal. Not everything is about you m'lady.

I've been questioning reality for awhile now.

Even Linux lately is unstable and does unexplained shit.

Oh my goodness, check out those magical dubstep doubles. It's a miracle! Forced frog has spoken. It was not a statistical inevitability, but an actual miracle.

calm down
I'm not the guy who hurt your feelings earlier while you were trying to shill.

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I suggest you do it now rather than later.

Kek be praised, indeed!

That's pretty dank mang. Check out these jackplants. What is peepee trying to tell us?

collecting IP addresses? is this some way around the ban? I'm not very computer literate and i've tried and failed multiple times to change my IP address

Yeah man. Just when I think the world can't get any stranger.


Kek provides

If you are connected to a home WiFi network or to Ethernet, Just chek your router's home page. It's usually something like 10.0.0.1

Not kidding. Not a single frog since I was a kid. Out of the blue their everywhere.

Not yours. You don't do anything with your IP address. Just find out how to find the IP address of a website you like, find out how to change your OS's host file, and make a copy of all of the IP addresses you want to save. Each step can easily be found searching online and the hardest part will be finding where your host file is. Be weary though, we don't know if the (((UN))) will stick to only name resolution bullshit or if they will try to overplay their hand and try to shut it down left and right.

What the fuck is happening? CERN needs to be closed and destroyed as fast as possible

I agree..

It's getting very suspicious.

1. Confirmation bias.
2. Peepee has been around for what? 10 years? What does that tell you about your false idol?

thanks for the tip. I probably should take another crack at it.


interdasting. I'll have to find some time to look into this. Outwardly, I'm a "normie" so between wageslaving and enriching jews, working on setting up my own side business and reading/lifting, I haven't had much time to figure out technical shit.

Does it seem like the UN handover is going to be the final countdown for sites like this? Is there anything we can do en masse to ensure there is never a true SHUT IT DOWN moment for non-kosher websites?

the frog rain commeth

why?
whatever fuckery they're doing, it's obviously working in our favor instead.

confirmation bias is a big part of magick, observer effect

NP. Just remember, depending on you ISP, you may have a different IP address for your router. If you take a look at your router, the address should be on it, along with your SSID and the password to access the advanced settings.

Even the wicked get dubs today.

CIA may not be a big guy for you, but he's got a big heart.

Can't correct the record when you are getting upset about a picture of a smug frog.

Aside from the really rounded looking frogs in the first post, they always seem to be playing instruments, as if they were leading the parade. They aren't actually at the front, people turning into furniture are, but they are the only ones visibly playing the music we hear in which has voices that sound distinctly frog like. Some people even turn into instruments, but they don't add to the score when they do.
The frogs seem to have a distinct importance in the entire parade. Where everyone else is turning into a cavalcade of stuff that would otherwise without the frogs playing, be inanimate.

Because you haven't trained yourself to notice them before the last few months.
Obviously kek is constantly in our thoughts since we seem him everyday on Holla Forums.

thanks chief. Fuck i really wish I had been using a VPN from the start. I've never cared enough but with everything that's happening, it seems like a crackdown on wrong-thinkers might actually happen in our lifetimes.

Is there a way to actually start fresh on the internet? I am actually moving relatively shortly and am interested in the idea of appearing even more normie. Other than purchasing a laptop from a garage sale and using a VPN from here on out, I am pretty much out of ideas.

That, or you just smoked yourself stupid.

I think on the face of it is this.
But I expect there to be change in amphibian population because of Pepe.

What is seen.
Cannot be unseen.

Good job, user. Praise KEK!

No, I've experienced the same thing. I always loved frogs, and it was a big deal for me to see them, since they weren't that common on my property back home. I was always disappointed when I couldn't find any, and when I did I would sit and watch it for an autistic amount of time. Lately I've been going back home to take care of the property since my parents are getting infirm. Every fucking day I see multiple frogs now.

No seriously, we are training posters somewhat cognitively to memes on this board.
It's simple training we do by simply posting.

It's giving us perception, to a degree.

Look I don't want to weird you out even though that's probably not possible at this point but I think there's truth in archetypes. I myself suffer or am blessed with visions. I dream every night yet some are more lucid than others I go places past lives, other worlds. And sometimes I learn about things that I had no prior knowledge of. I have met what can only be described as deities only to later find out who they are. Then I receive uncanny signs at times. Revealing their presence. I believe these powerful beings exist beyond time and space imputing themselves with order on the chaos. Magic is real, strange and elusive but reveals the inner workings of the cosmos.

anybody have the image where the voting results looked like a frog?

OH
MY
GOSH
YOU GUYS, PEEPEE MAGICK IS REAL!
PEEPEE TURNS INTO A REAL HUMA BEAN ITS LIKE ITS LIKE MEME MAGICK IS REAL YOU GUYS!! ITS NOT EVEN A JOKE ANYMORE PRAISE FROG

found it

You seem really butthurt.

That's weird stuff man. I haven't seen ducks on my property in a while, but last weekend a couple landed and nibbled on my veggies. It must be some kind of sign. But what does it mean?

He's been manifesting all over the media

If he comes out white, I will believe in magic.

Perception or not, it's a bit of a coincidence that soon after this kek resurgence there was a shit ton of tree frogs all over my window near the evening. No amount of perception or lack thereof will make someone ignore at least 30-60 frogs on my window near the evening. The sun hits it at the end of the day so I can see them wanting to hang out there since it will be warm, but that doesn't explain their sudden appearance. Not to mention I even see the same type of tree frog at my place of work near the evening.

Feel free to dismiss it since it's just a story on the internet but I know what I have seen and I'm happy that they are here to keep the small insects from bothering me at work and keeping them out of my room.

WTF IS GOING ON?
WHAT HAVE WE DONE?
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT DOES IT ALLMEAN?

Oh yeah, it's definitely not a coincidence. What are the chances of seeing? It's one like one in 6 Trillion. Something is going on, and i think it has something to with this internet meme.

War of the magi soon.

OH MY GOODNESS ANOTHER ONE THESE N(UMBER THINGS
IT'S ANOTHER MESSAGE FROM OUR OVERLORD

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IT NEVER ENDS
LIGHT BENDS
PRAISE GEX
CHECK MY DEX

>Native language is not english, it's spanish, and in spanish Pepe the frog is Sapo(toad) Pepe
>I've done enough digging around the connections between Frog and Toad regarding Pepe and language to get a few sleepless nights out of it, which tie in with Pepe wearing that 'Nobody knows I'm a lesbian' shirt in his early days that goes full circle

There is no such thing as coincidence only the illusion of coincidence

All things exist simultaneously. where you look is what will happen

It means we know little.

We've barely nibbled at the fruit.

this kek meme sucks

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT KEK

He's female…?

if quads behead yourself and kek

(((meme)))

I fixed your meme for you.

tfw a hispanic coworker wants to know what made me laugh so hard

Why has nobody said this yet?
That sound when the feed cuts, thats the sound of a turbine engine.

the engine also sounded distressed, will pepe crash the plane?
Why does he appear to be wearing a mask?
Are we going to accidentally meme bane and pepe together?

You couldn't begin to explain

Fuck, I need to rewatch that movie.

This just happened at the Paralympics too…
2016 pls.
This is fucking insane.

Jesus fucking christ this is getting too fucking real

not real enough yet

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if we can meme kek then we can meme Hitler
check em

(cheeky breeky)
This is getting pretty snoopy

Lets wait and see.

Nice script faggot

This. Everyone who kills a frog is cursed by kek.

WE WILL MAKE OUR COUNTRIES WHITE AGAIN

REMOVE BAGEL
REMOVE KEBAB

WE MUST RETAKE A LOT OF GROUND AND FIX OUR DEMOGRAPHICS. IF WE DON"T DO IT RIGHT THIS TIME OUR GRANDKIDS MIGHT CUCK OUT AND BE SJWs TO FUCK IT UP.

a computer's speakers also work as microphones (assuming you don't have a mic already built in).
It just takes a little ALP fuckery and your computer will be recording every sound around it and sending it directly to the NSA, albeit, in piss poor quality because speakers make shitty microphones..

dude, that is the sound of a failing engine in the pepe clip, its happening

ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

awesome. i still can't find my sides, they got hurled into space. the whole narrative took a life of itself, haha. soon we will have a giant frog romping around in new york, fighting an abnormally large owl muppet. gas the room, popcorn now.

fucking hell guys this is some 'lets all love lain' tier shit

IT KEEPS ON GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

PRAISE KEK

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It's a gif. How are you hearing sounds from it?

Maybe i am a prophet of kek?

look further up the thread, at the dubs >>7393900

If only were it so simple. Permit me an explanation in depth if you can spare the time.

For simplicity's sake, let's start it with the Pepe in either language. In English, it's frog, whereas in Spanish, it's toad (Sapo, contrary to Rana). Pepe is a male regardless if he was a toad or a frog, but spanish is one of those languages that apply gender to words. Words like table and chair would be feminine while sofa and plane would be masculine, for example. The spanish word for frog is feminine, though. If it was frog in spanish, it'd go from 'El Sapo Pepe' to 'La Rana Pepe'. From masculine, to feminine, in the grammatical sense, even though it'd remain as male as a character.

Remember Ibi Pippi? How he was a woman trapped in the body of a man? A lesbian?

It gets weirder. The spanish version of Pepe the frog is completely unrelated to the Pepe we all know. Hell, it appeared earlier.

youtube.com/watch?v=JDt05iwRtfc

This is the earliest video I can find on it, and even then, it's not some sort of official video that pops up immediately after the song gets released. The original song was released within an album that dates back to early 1999, when Boy's Club by Matt Furie was printed in 2006.

I've yet to figure out the proper connection. As far as I know, apart from just being known in name to a great number of people, it yields no similarities to Pepe. I'd need days if not months to think of something proper because it'd be stabs in the dark. For all I know Sapo Pepe could be the normalfag version of Pepe the Frog.

On that matter, does anyone know if toads were viewed in a different light to frogs in ancient egypt?

Havent seen a thread be slide this hard in awhile.. good work user and KEK

BTFO Stromfag, this isn't your circle jerking nigger forum.

Look at the news scroll at the bottom of when it happens.


WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Please do, most Holla Forumsacks are tech illiterate including myself and can't figure that out if it isn't spelled out to them. Kek thanks you.

where have I seen this before?

(shaky breaky)
Toads, Frogs, Magicians, Dolphins.
These are all parameterisations of our overlord.

Original post webm mentions iranians too, at the text display below.

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PRAISE KEK, BRINGER OF LIGHT

Enjoy drowning in the lake of pee pee poo poo you filthy cuckolds

pic related

I thought it was a backpack too, but it's a horse. It's clearer if you maximize the video.

my.mixtape.moe/jrpkwz.zip
It's got instructions for XP and Vista only.
>mfw I intentionally deleted the Windows 7 tweaks because I thought I'd never need them

I'll post again if I find the original.

These might be a bit outdated though, search Cryptome to see if you find anything new, including tweaks from WIndows 7 onward (most of these tweaks are taken straight away from Cryptome).

I enabled most of these, and my PC has suffered no problem. Make a registry backup and a System Restore backup if you're paranoid, but that's it. No need to worry too much.

Underrated post.

Think about it, if we can meme an ancient Egyptian frog god to manifest physically, we can definitely meme an extremely infamous man who died in the past century into reality as well.

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Turn their memes against them

It means we wuz wizards and sheeet.

I thought I deleted shit, but I actually didn't, lel. So, you got the full package.


But muh gaems doe :^/

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Filtered for severe autism and blasphemy against Kek.

No they basically went extinct in my area since I moved into a newly constructed neighborhood. They all died in the chlorinated pools.

Now suddenly, this season, they've all come back. I don't know where they're spawning..

In your mind, of course.

what in the fuck

Now that I think about it Kek was seen as that which occurred before light, thus was known as the bringer-in of light.

Maybe it has something to do with the flash?

When I was done making this, I noticed it came out to 88 frames. No lie.

Look up the story of Prometheus.

Too lazy to read thread for gets, saw video tho.

Singles and it's nothing.

Man, that is way too fast for me. Breathing in for 3 seconds is about right, but I'm closer to 10-15 seconds for breathing out. Maybe it's because I was a swimmer.

how'd you make it?

Singles and you're a nigger.

It's a fucking sign, a miracle, gotta be, I can barely belive it!

PRAISE KEK!

Its called a monomyth, how do you people not know what a monomyth is

My dubs say you're a faggot

Time for bed, can't wait for lucid pepe dreams
May kek bless you all with hitler dubs

Who says I don't?

THREAD THEME.

I'M SWALLOWING THE KEK PILL AND IT'S EVERYTHING I DREAMED IT WOULD BE

It's memetic magic
It's memetic magic
Memetic magic
One meme, one Holla Forums, one frog
One troll, one smug pepe caused syncope
It's memetic magic
One sign of Kek that shows the way
No normalfag can win this day
It's memetic magic
The Hill that coughs up all this slime
Is all due to these dubs of mine
It's memetic magic

kek popped in at frame 777 for da trips

This thread doesn't belong on Holla Forums

(chekkkt)

So says the Kike.
PRAISE KEK!

Kek has been sleeping. Now he awakens.

I hear "pepe" at 0:05.

PRAISE KEK

That's it, I'm convinced now.
The MEMES are converging
Pepe is like glue that holds anons' shitposting intents together. Holla Forums made and egregor with help from Trump's twitter account
pic related

Holy shiz man….

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Or you know, use linux with a permanent DNS cache enabled like pdns

REV UP THE OVENS, BOYS!!!
WE'RE LITERALLY SUMMONING A CHAOS GOD
HE DEMANDS BLOOD SACRIFICE

I never did my full 2 months isolation as per meme magick, too late now, I know it's real but it still blindsides me at times.

This can't end well.

Lefties are already doing this with the holohoax mayday.

Sorry, but our Chaos God is not a kike, and does not accept blood sacrifices.

His presence is felt

Too much fam

It is done only for the lulz since the beginning of the ages. There is never a motive but the lulz…and satoshi.

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For you

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At one point I went to see a group of these guys doing a performance after coming to the city I was in at the time, and it was people that were honest to god dedicated to it, none of that tourist shit you see in other videos.
The thrumming from the chant is something that you feel in your chest, and I don't think I'll ever experience something like it again.
That being said
THREAD THEME.

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KEK

Whelp, posting in shitpost thread because why not

Embrace thy memes brother; relax, and let the power of Kek flow through you.

Also, the glitch begins precisely when "Majuws" appears on screen, and "Majuws" perfectly centered under Kek when he appears.

mother of God…

(Checked and Heil'd)
Those digits dont lie, praise be unto kek!
I was on my way to my car from work when a little froggy crossed my path. I smile, chuckled, and thanked kek for blessing all of us.

checked

I'm starting to believe that someone has successfully summoned an ancient Egyptian chaos god….

holy shit!

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You're thinking of the jew god Moloch and their magic of demon control and shit.

Kek is a god of darkness bringing forth the coming light. Not only that, but also all the old gods of time that have been beaten down and seemingly banished by moloch and the jewish tyranny are now banding together to unleash their revenge on the supremacist juden.

Let me post jim

Pepe Bless

Oh, also, surprised no one has noted this yet but the Fox News segment that aired this vid seems to be called "Happening Now"

NO ONE CAN DENY THIS
NO ONE CAN DENY KEK'S EXISTENCE

It was just swamp gas lifting weather balloons.

IS IT A SIGN?

G-get me off this ride. There is no getting off the ride.

EMBRACE IT BROTHER, IT HAS ONLY BEGUN
WE WILL SEE CHANGE WE NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE IN OUR LIFETIME

checking those dubs

ARE WE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING?

WE ARE RESHAPING REALITY BROTHER
SOON WE WILL LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE EVERYONE WILL GET WHAT THEY DESERVE

If only KEK helped find our real-life MOONMAN

Going to sleep
Kek needs no praise, remember this
Never expect dubs or a reward
You arent memeing for rewards
You're memeing to make our reality a better place

Ask and ye shall be blessed brother!

ITS REAL!!!!

okay… I have a 2 yo daughter, and when it was time to decide how I wanted to raise her, I decided I would focus on green, not pink. room is dual-green, i try to have green clothes a lot for her, and got her frog toys, frog nightlight, and frog plushies…

I regret nothing

but user
what if WE are all moonmen?
kill aniggertonight

KEK IS REAL

hot damn those dubs are spicy

Raise her with Keroppi, then slowly wean her onto the rarest Pepes.

I'm half expecting Trump to grow a Hither mustache somehow, or Hillary to have a sudden heart attack.

Jesus fucking Christ everyone.

Frikin heck these digits man

love it.

Too many to keep up with! KEK is giving his love as we acknowledge him for the dark into the light!

no idea what that is. also my kid ended up having dusty blond hair with blue eyes like me, despite all odds as mother got black hair and brown eyes.

user, it's a sign you should be a better person than jerking off in your cuck-shed while Jamal plows your mate.

(heiled)
good on ya

KEK IS COMING SOON! BE READY!

(Checked)
N O I C E
Have a classic frog meme

in this moment i am euphoric, not because of any jewy gods blessing, but because i am enlightened by keks digits.
==praise be==

double dubs…
Kek is approving my choices, I am now scared and excited at the same time

means your kid is gonna gas kikes
be proud user.

kek is.

He is a sanrio character like hello kitty. Fairly innocent shit from nipland.
i only know this shit because my little sis likes it, a-also I totally don't want to know what yoshi's eggs smell like

you know, japan is like the only culture that promotes "cute"
everything else is either beauty, or sexuality.
maybe that means somethingdesu

It's only fair. /x/ gave Holla Forums meme magic. modern /8/pol is pretty much the child of Holla Forums, the dispersed remnants of old /x/, and the best parts of /a/.
t. oldfag /x/phile.
Thanks for opening my eyes, and praise Kek.

Pink is a masculine color, anyway. You did good.
(checked)
Culture of Cute. Always has been.

but why?
why cute?

Why not? The feeling of having a little girl smile at you, or some blushing woman confessing her love to you is what people can unite and die for, like the Medieval Knights who had pictures of cute girls on the insides of their shields. Not to mention Erika.
Isn't the thought of your women something that drives you?
The right kind of loli can melt the hardest heart.
That being said, Shinto teaches that everything has a spirit (kami). There's a spirit of a tree, a spirit of a kind of tree, a spirit of a group of trees, and a spirit of all trees. So Shinto says that you should be kind and honorable to all things. This leads to an openness to the forces of nature, and maybe developed them into a more emotional people. Couple that with the fact that Japanese are detail-oriented by nature, and you can see that subtle things like cute smiles and phrases having such an impact. That's just my offhanded speculation.
In any case, that's part of their national identity, but it's a universal idea for aryans and honorable aryans alike.

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it wasn't /x/. /x/ is and always was (((New Age))) bluepill faggotry.

no, it was /fringe/ and the people there who started it, all of whom originated from 4chon's /new/ board. they're the ones who started the ebola-chan egregore and blood rituals. before 8ch, they were researching weird shit like ONA, deconstructing nick lands' NRx, etc.

I'm getting a bunch of hippy videos in my related lists, on youtube.

What is this

Couldn't it be that Kek is a godform since he's existed for over 4000 years?

Kek existed before the ancient Israelite even existed.

Since we starting worshiping him he might actually be the oldest god current worshiped by humanity.

Embrace it, friend.
Praise kek.

Do you have the one about a little laughing frog who turns people into little laughing frogs when it touches them or something like that?
Something about lots of people being touched by the frog and turning into frogs and all laughing together?

So now that Kek has grown this powerful what's next?

FUEL THE KEK MACHINE

FREDRIK THORDENDAL'S SPECIAL DEFECTS
darklyrics.com/f/fredrikthordendalsspecialdefects.html

kek saved my life

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oh for fucks sake stop this retarded shit you autists

Problem?

The black sun is the eye, it takes in the light from the sun. Light gives life and the eye allows our self to see it. It is the entrance to the soul.

holy fucking fuck fam we are going straight to hell brekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekex

Well I guess now it's the eye of Horus.

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The snake or the serpent is the soul. It can be interpreted as such because much like the soul a snake leaves no track. It follows the eye downwards to show sadness, to show that with knowledge comes sorrow.

Stranges days.

I spammed KEK 3 times in the chat room and then saw this immediately

Wyrd as it may be I think these things happen when you have a controlled group will focusing on one thing, we literally impute manifestation on to reality. Of course with more power when combined with the divinity of a timeless chaos frog.

.>>7404126

Seems KEK is blessing us all!

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(checked)

what in gods cock sort of wizardry is this

what in the fuck are we doing

All magnificent.

Wew.

(checked)

WEW

THIS

of course there was no giant frog on the plane

out of a chain of small chaotic events, the result was that he appeared on camera

PRAISE KEK, HE'S COMING SOON

hes already here

wews

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already have. dubs must be spread.

Quite possibly the only person with TRUE SELF AWARENESS in this thread; yours is the kingdom of heaven with holy thoughts like that, my dude

This will be the only nursery rhyme I ever teach my future offspring.

PRAISE IT FAGETS

All and none. If we have a single name, we do a disservice to Kek. He is a god of chaos.

Sow confusion to our enemies. Call yourself something different every time. In your heart and mind, you, I, and Kek all know what you are.

NICE CATCH BUT OFF BY ONE.

This is it boys. All our memeing and posting has been answered. This is irrefutable proof that kek exists, knows us, and is on our side.

This is our version of /bane/ crashing a plane in les bains with no survivors. I don't know about you guys, but I'm immediately going to get to work on putting all this shit into a macro.

Also captcha related

kill yourself christ-cuck

Well what do you say lads?
Are we wews now?

Is Hillary going to start seeing frogs as the enemy?

Can some video-editfag make it?

I'm going to try something. If I get dubs it works.

I almost always end up seeing 6:16 everyday

That's one way to crash it with no survivors. All my money goes on the bet it's a lizard at best.

Check em

checked

SHREKD

ASK AND YE SHALL RECIEVE

DUBS OF TRUTH


THIS IS IT LADS
I HAVE ACCEPTED KEK AS A REAL ENTITY THAT EXISTS
AND THANKFULLY IT SEEMS TO BE ON OUR SIDE
LETS KEEP IT THAT WAY WHILE WE CHANGE THE WORLD
THANK YOU KEK FOR SHOWING US THE WAY

Dubs are a fickle thing, when you get them, it means there is truth in your post
Especially when talking about kek
Its my understanding that if there isnt enough truth in your post, you wont get dubs
But then again, someone asked to be blessed by dubs, and got them
But someone asking for dubs didnt get them

BLESS ME KEK SO THAT I MAY RECIEVE MORE OF YOUR WISDOM

Kek loves irony

Let's recap!


How can there be any doubt at this point. Kek is among us.

We have meme'd irresponsibly…

Don't forget to check the plane's digits user

Yo you spent your life attempting to argue against ever lasting life in favor of shitty materialistic animal involution only so you could feel smug about dissolving and undoing yourself

bud

Scratch that, I'm a faggot:

Mein eyes hath seen the truth! PRAISE!

No we haven't.

It's exceptionally responsible to meme the destruction of the world.

As it is a new day, I shall praise Kek once more.

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Kek enjoys testing his worshippers faith.

go apply right now

I believe it is so too brother
DO NOT DESPAIR
DO NOT EXPECT DUBS
WE AREN'T DOING IT FOR THE DUBS
WE'RE DOING IT FOR KEK AND FOR A BETTER FUTURE

Kek doesn't want our love because we will get a reward. We love him intrinsically.

Long ago, before the Jew found ways to rule this world, gods did not seek to subjugate man, but instead, earn man's respect. That all changed once Jewry really took hold, and all were forced to bow before YHWH or suffer untold horrors. What we're experiencing now is us reverting back to the old model of respect over fear.

PRAISE KEK!

kek'd

Those are some fine digits the frog god rolled.

new thread soon
also anyone feel like capping all the important posts from this thread?

I think he knows the intent of the poster when he gets dubs

Kek thinks u r a fag

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT

KEK PLEASE BLESS ME IN ALL THAT I DO


Does he know who his followers are?
Does he watch over us?

Create a new thread for KEK!

please tell me when it's done.

Praise Eris.

Thread is almost over, can someone post a picture of the important parts in this thread?

The crux of the thread, where you get the best picture of what it's all about, is this post:

Then this post about KEK's hex color:

Then the Majuws thing:

And the whole thread is oozing number magic.

sage and die

DIE ALREADY