User, do you have a gf?

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We've been married for two months now.

maybe

WTF DON'T TRY TO QUALIFY ME YOU WORTHLESS CUNT ARE YOU GOING TO ASK ME HOW MUCH MONEY I MAKE NEXT AND WHY THE FUCK IS THIS CHAD TRIPFAG IDIOT HAVE A BOARD VOLUNTEER LABELL WTF I'M DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE I'M TOO TRAUMATIZE AND TRIGGERED I'M SO OUT OF HERE FUCK ALL OF YOU FUK

No, women don't like me

Who cares?

fuck no, fuck off u normalfag, i have a waifu she is better than some gf 3dpd fuck off

also sage

Chad man you frog, you're a vol now?

I do and she's not some faggy Chinese cartoon character

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thats nice :)

Yes but she is not 3DPD

Lmao.

My condolenses

wew

of course I mean you by that

Isn't this the teeanger pickup girl?

that's Lera/teen Laura B user but yes, she does look like my teen neighbor or vice-versa w/e
;-;

what's that?

and what happened to the teen pickup thread? I only come here for that

It wasn't very iffective.

a reserved expression of my utter despair at not finding a way to woo her yet

what our illiterate federale friend here means, is that they still don't last as long as the 'midget' threads for whatever reason

mods are anti teens and pro pedo, weird.

no

dont you mean '..'

midget threads?!

A few anons tried the advice and ended up in prison.

it is strange. A conspiracy? Probably

no. I mean what I say

how new are you exactly, user?

lel, we never did hear back from pirateanon of the original thread(s). His porch-cock-rubbing-at-teens may have gone awry

Not at the moment. One night stands are more fun.

methods, negro?

sort of yes

nah

how old?

they've been deleted fast lately.

Until I get a government assigned teen gf, it will still be ineffective. Much more iffective to just go up and grope/rape a bitch the ignore her. I mean, who cares? LMAO

checked. How goes it, Holla Forumsrah?

this is why we are losing, lads

Cheese-eating surrender monkey.

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Be a decent looking guy with decent social skills. Best place to hunt is bars. Find lady, charm lady, buy lady drinks, fuck lady. Drinks really help facilitate the process. Or get yourself a dog and go to parks and shit. I have an adorable little buddy so he's a damn good wing man.

Oh yea, forgot to mention. Dating sites and Craigslist.

solid, if admittedly mundane, advice. Cheers, user

is she of a different species, m8?

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

you forgot the '?'. And the 'h'.
trying to keep real threads afloat, above spam

she's a midget

It is a little mundane, but it's fun.

not knocking it m8, must be nice.

you're a midget you slag

Oh no, I wasn't implying that I thought you were mocking me, just agreeing it can be a little tedious.

have you ever thought of mixing it up? Set yourself 'impossible pull' scenarios?
Apropos, Chad man, you still here?

Are you referring to me as Chad man? I am in no way a Chad. I have the bad boy thing down pretty good though. I typically don't fight out of my weight class, but if I see a fine enough ass, I'll shoot for it.

checkan. I like your confidence, Holla Forumsrah; this is pretty much where most anons - myself included - fall down for probably very good reasons, but real confidence primes you for success in pretty much anything
no m8, the tripfag who's a 'board vol'

Thanks man. I agree not having confidence is the biggest keeping forever alones forever alone. You don't need to be a male model.

i'm good m8, how about you.

pedo