PANTS OF SHIT

𝐂𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐈𝐓
𝐏𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓
𝐂𝐀𝐍’𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐔𝐏
𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐈𝐓
𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐄
𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐈𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇
𝐏𝐄𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐎 𝐏𝐎𝐎
𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐎
𝐁𝐘 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐊𝐄𝐘, 𝐊𝐄𝐊 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐏
𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐈𝐑 𝐒𝐇𝐄'𝐋𝐋 𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐃𝐔𝐌𝐏

As an unperfect actor on the stage,
Who with his fear is put besides his part,
Or some fierce thing replete with too much rage,
Whose strength's abundance weakens his own heart;
So I, for fear of kek, forget to say
The perfect ceremony of love's rite,
And in mine own love's strength seem to decay,
O'ercharg'd with burden of mine own love's might.
O let my books be then the eloquence
And dumb presagers of my speaking breast,
Who plead for love and look for recompense
More than that tongue that more hath more express'd.
O, learn to read what silent love hath writ:
To hear with eyes belongs to love's fine wit.

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Disgusting

Clinton shill detected

You can't rhyme at all.

Good feeling tbh

Next you're gonna say that the earth is flat and that the Shoah was real 😂👌

fuck off bernout

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my, my, lots of CTR in this here thread:

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ṔÁŃTś ŐF śHíT
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HÉŔ ṔíśśBÁǴ ṔŐṔś
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ÁśḰÉD ẂHӲ THÉӲ DíÉD
śHÉ śḾíĹÉD ÁŃD ĹíÉD

😂👌

They're in other threads as well trying to stir shit. It's fucking amazing.

bump to piss of CTR

Could this be the OFFICIAL PANTS OF SHIT rhyming thread? Please make it so!

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ＰＡＮＴＳ ＯＦ ＳＨＩＴ
ＷＨＥＮ ＳＨＥ ＣＯＵＧＨＳ
ＨＥＲ ＰＩＳＳＢＡＧ ＰＯＰＳ
ＥＭＡＩＬ ＤＩＴＣＨ
ＳＥＩＺＵＲＥ ＴＷＩＴＣＨ
ＡＳＫＥＤ ＷＨＹ ＴＨＥＹ ＤＩＥＤ
ＳＨＩＴ ＲＵＮＳ ＤＯＷＮ ＨＥＲ ＩＮＮＥＲ ＴＨＩＧＨ

OFFICIAL PANTS OF SHIT THREAD CONFIRMED

C O F F I N

F I T

P A N T S

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==Coughing fit pants of shit
What difference does it make
The Mudslime money that you take
Blame email scandals
On Russian vandals
It doesn't matter crooked bitch
You belong face down in a ditch
Your globalist scheme is over with
Trump the emperor is no myth
He will destroy you in the debate
Get to the shitter now or be late
Trump is not an evil or lying politician
Unlike the crooked Hillary Rotten Clinton==

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COUGHS IN SPEECHES
SHITS HER BREECHES

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF FECES
SHE CAN'T MAKE IT
TO THE TOILET
WHEN SHE LIES
ALL WILL KNOW
SHE WONT WIN
TRUMP 2016

COUGHING SHIT

PANTS DONT FIT

0/10

Thank you for Correcting the Record!

SHIT FILLS IN HER PANTS
SHE WILL DIE RIGHT ON STAGE
TRUMP 2016

Embarrassing! Sad!

You're still on Dr. Seuss tier poetry, Baka.

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I wonder what would have happened if she choked on stage like that with trump being on stage.

The jews fear the samurai.

Whos worse? Weebs or brit/pol/ UKucks?

​You.

Poop Ocean, a Reflection.

''Poop Ocean, how deep are thee?
Flowing from the bowels of Hillary,
A septic tank of majesty, brown current flow,
Such diarrhetic bounty, when Hillary's lies show.''

''First there lies with persistent cough.
Mucus, sputum, bottles of water,
Things to which channers get off.''

''Lefties shout, "Poop Ocean! Poop Ocean!"
Current year nonsense at bowels sprung into motion.''

''Her eyes light open, with intense alarm,
She thinks to herself, "There is no harm."
And like salvation from Kek above,
she shits herself, Poop Ocean love.''

that's….beautiful

I shed a tear

It's like you don't even appreciate linguistic art

Thinking everything needs to rhyme, rhythm of the life, missing - the tones already fateful, fatal. They hear lyrics, but they should see, what they miss when they do it for free. There is more to it than words, meaning; when you make rap of jazz what you miss is yet to pass. You should know it goes by rules, not yours. Erratic.
Poetry is breath of the wild, rap is tamed by the beat.

10/10

hey guys, where is our bunker? i dunno how much more of this nigger/jew faggotry i can take.

I just saw this on CNN. Do we even control the memes anymore?

Of course we do. Because we go where (((they))) cannot.

Everyone has the same headlines today

And when that happens, I do not usually post more of the same unless it really should be posted.
I'll say this, and get on to other stuff:

Hillary could be dragging an intestine, and the media would say all is well with her health. Do I need to say more? Why even bother with the latest episode?

This is important: The world is obviously figuring out Americas elections are rigged, and that Obama probably is not the rightful President, and that he is just low class ghetto trash being primped up as real. So their respect has dropped through the floor, I'd say Obama is probably below Kim Jong in the thinking world.

It could not be more obvious, because the Phillipine president never called Kim Jong the son of a whore, and IF Kim Jong ever flew to China, even if they did not roll out the red carpet he'd at least be safe enough to use the regular door. The two recent huge Obama gaffes prove the world has no respect for him, and Americans should not either. If this election is stolen, it is really not going to be good for all of us.

Jingle Hillary

ENDLESS LIES
SAUDI TIES
Coughing all the way
Oh what fun it is to lie
and find enemies to slay.

Dashing down the aisle
Shit dribbling down her leg
O'er to the stool she goes
Coughing all the way
gold in plain bags bring
Making pockets light
What fun it is to cough and cling
To shekels late at night

Gloopy gloop, the sound of poop
landing on the stage floor,
piss piss, the sound of pee,
running down her knee,
at the sight of Trump, she takes a dump
what's the matter hillary?

FLIPPITY FLOOP, THERE GOES SOME POOP, RUNNING DOWN HER THIGH
SPRINKILY DEE, THERE GOES SOME PEE, TRICKLING DOWN HER THIGH
FRUMPITY LUMPITY, SHE'LL MAKE A DUMPITY, RIGHT THERE LIVE ON STAGE
TRUMPITY STUMPTIY, HIT HER HEAD MAKE A BUMPITY, THE WITCH WILL DIE ON STAGE

Thanks for correcting the record!

TRUMP IS WHO SHE TRIED TO STUMP
INSTEAD TOOK DUMP RIGHT OUT HER RUMP
SHAT THE STAGE
PANTS OF SHIT
CANNOT WILL NOT NEVER STUMP

THIS OLD CUNT
SHE TOOK DUMP
SHE TOOK DUMP RIGHT OUT HER RUMP
WITH A KNICK KNACK PADDY WHACK GASTHEFUCKINGBITCH
THIS OLD CUNT MADE PANTS OF SHIT

fucking 10/10 mane

Haunted mansion, aborted her grandson
stuffs fruit up her cunt,
got mk ultra'd, her brains a mess
cant compete in 4d chess

A plate of tendies and dank frog memes.
Fuel my work at the computer screen.
Pouring out endless rage and bile.
I denounce her campaign so vile.
Just a simple working class white.
This is how I fight the jewish blight.
Internet Nazi and anime weeb.
These are the people fighting the hebe?
They scream and howl and mock us so,
but still her numbers are sinking low.
Photoshop, GIMP and rhyming verse,
tools to change the berenstain curse.
Kek's will and channeled meme magic
If it wasn't so funny it might be tragic.
In the most current of current years
their loss of control brings them to tears
Hundreds of millions she decided to spend
Given to her by some jewish bell-ends
The price of her crown was kike domination
she didn't plan for the Trump Nomination
Promised a wall we responded with memes
When he is elected we can deport the beans

top fucking tier

10/10

I read OP's post to the tune of Ace of Spades by Motorhead.

Sounded pretty sweet.

How long until some weirdos make hentai about a coughing shitting Hillary being railed by Soros?

don't fuck up the incantation, faggot, or it won't work.

here's a suggested rework:

ENDLESS LIES
SAUDI TIES
Coughing all the way
Oh what fun it is to find
new detractors she can slay
Oh,
ENDLESS TIES
CRAZY EYES
You can pay to play!
Oh what fun it is cough
and tell media what to say

Hobbling 'cross the stage
Epi pen held tight!
Pack attendees close
Get the camera angle right!
What fun it is to sit and lie
For Soros every night!

I don't think we know how important this is, because most have not have had the time to think about it, as we have been too busy fighting the cucks.

PANTSUIT, PANTSUIT, THE DOODIE'S UNDERNEATH
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
TRUMP PRESIDENTUOLI

COUGHING FIT, PANTS OF SHIT
ILLARY WILL HAVE TO QUIT
NO MORE CAN SHE GIVE A SPEECH
WITHOUT SPITOON WITHIN REACH
NASTY PHLEGM AND PUTRID BILE
DRIBBLE DOWN HER CHIN, MEANWHILE
ANAL SPHINCTER CANNOT CLENCH
DIAPER CAN'T CONTAIN THE STENCH
STOMACH CHURNING, TRIES TO LEAVE
LIVE ON STAGE SHE STARTS TO HEAVE
SLIPS ON VOMIT, POOP AND PEE
SHE BREAKS HER NECK ON LIVE TV

All these Illary's will be lost like tears in the rain.
Time to die.

POOPY LOOPY SCOOPY DOOPEY SHES A MESS AND WILL MAKE A DOOKEY

┳┻|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻|
┻┳|
┳┻| _ Hey kids…
┻┳| •.•) wanna make Hillary
┳┻|⊂ﾉ shit her pants?
┻┳|

LUMPY FRUMPY
CAN'T STUMPY TRUMPY
UPON HER LIAR'S CHAIR
LUMPY FRUMPY
TOOK A DUMPY
LIVE UPON THE AIR

PRAISE KEK, AMEN

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I'm diggin' it.

STICKIED THREAD
TIME FOR MEMES

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It was.
Unstickied now.

RESTICKED
WEW

WEW
STICKIED THREAD
TIME FOR MEMES

Lmfao, she coughed up a frog.

MEME MAGICK IS REAL

Let's rhyme it

The deadliest pepe is the one inside of you.

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She coughed up a frog.
And the pantsuit is bogged.

mods are shit

Thank you for Correcting the Record!

I kinda agree, but there's nothing wrong with fun when a presidential candidate coughs up frogs and nearly coughs her bowels lose.

This is objectively a bad meme. I didn't know why until just now but it's because it's childish.

Childish.

Thank you for Correcting the Record!

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COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
A BIT OF SHIT RUNS DOWN HER THIGH
SHE BLAMES HER FITS ON ALLERGIES
AVOIDING HEATH REALITIES
SHES THE FAVORED CANDIDATE
TO MISTAKENLY DEFECATE

YOUUUU WILL DIE, NOT US!

I love you crazy bastards. Once again we're memeing stuff into reality

And what an exquisite pleasure it is to be in the company of such gentlemen

LUMPY FRUMPY MADE A DUMPY LIVE FOR ALL TO SEE
SHE COULD NOT HOLD BACK ALL THAT SHIT AGAINST MEMES POO POO PEE PEE

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
IF SHE WAS TO DIE
NOT A TEAR I WOULD CRY
EVERY DAY EVERY LIE
A NEW REASON SHE SHOULD DIE
MAYBE THEN ILL HAVE SOME PIE
TO CELEBRATE AND THEN GET HIGH

A FATED NIGHT IN AUTUMN
POO DRIPPED FROM HILLARY'S BOTTOM
SO SCARED OF DEBATING TRUMP
SHE REFLEXIVELY TOOK A DUMP
THE WHOLE WORLD WATCHING HER ON STAGE
COUGHING FIT WITH A SIDE OF RAGE
MILLIONS WASTED ON HER CAMPAIGN
ALL DESTINED TO GO DOWN THE DRAIN
HOW COULD SHE LEAD A NATION
WITH UNCONTROLLED DEFECATION?

She sold her soul for power
but the devil collects, in his hour
her tongue is so black, her lungs have turned green
her price is not yet paid, there is more to be seen
shackled, chained, left in a dungeon to rot
the people tolerate much, but a traitor, not
pants of shit her dreary fate
to cough until honor is restored to a once great state

RAPIST HUSBAND
DEADENED EYES
HER KOOCH IS FULL OF
BARKING FLIES

HUMA GOES DOWN
TAKES HILL TO TOWN
EATS EVERYTHING THAT'S
BROWN AND ROUND

DOC CHOCA ZULU
WITH DIAZEPAM PEN
REELS HER DELIRIOUS
MIND BACK IN

HER CACKLING LAUGH
HER WHEEZING SMIRK
THE DEVIL STUDIES
HER HANDIWORK

PILES OF BODIES?
CHECK THE BOG
ALL EXPOSED BY
A CARTOON FROG

POEMS FOR THE POEM GOD
RHYMES FOR THE RHYME THRONE

FECAL MATTER
ROODY POO
IN HER PANTSUIT
AND NOT THE LOO

IT STAINS HER CROTCH
A FROTHY TREAT
WHEN HUMA SCARFS
THAT WRINKLY SEAT

TOOT TOOT SPLAT SPLAT
LIVE ON AIR SHE COUGHED AND SHAT
TINKLE TINKLE SPLASH SPLISH
CHECK THESE DUBS AND MAKE A WISH
DEMENTIA, INCONTINENCE, STREISAND EFFECT
AMERICA FIRST, AND ALL PRAISE KEK

PEE PEE POO POO
BLACK AS SPADES
PEE PEE POO POO
BILL HAS AIDS
PEE PEE POO POO
COUGHING FIT
PEE PEE POO POO
PANTS OF SHIT

FRUMPY DUMPY SAT ON TRUMP'S WALL

FRUMPY DUMPY HAD A GREAT FALL

ALL THE KIKES CRYING AND ALL THEIR CASH SPENT

COULDN'T HELP FRUMPY BECOME PRESIDENT

here comes the Hillary

trying to slander
the orange contender
but the fiend is too nimble
and she's weak in her swindle

she's shocked through and through
caughing lengthy and crule
spraying shit on her stool
and some stool on her shoe

while she's shreeking so shrill
some even splatters on Bill
while he's lusting for meat
to make his collection complete

the gleaming emperor reigns stronger
and we must wait not much longer
because already booked for the evening
is the wall build machinery

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Is anyone gonna mix this?
I have half a mind to

Thanks Pazuzu

==EVIL BITCH

A tickle of her throat becomes a scratch
With a cough crap runs down her crack
Incontinence leads to a shit filled snatch
At least now Huma has a snack

This is like watching that movie Prometheus

where a small little worm evolves into a massive snake in just a couple of hours, just because it was inside that black "evolution pond".

But here, instead of worms evolving we have memes, and instead of a pond we have the Holla Forums board. It's going insanely quick. Just in one day, a meme can explode into new variations.

==MY POST GOT FUCKED THAT EVIL BITCH
SOON HER DEPENDS WILL MAKE HER ITCH
PANT SUIT BROWNED WITH VILE SHIT
THE ELECTION WILL END IN JUST A BIT
BOW NOW BEFORE THE KEK SO GREAT
HE SOON WILL CLOSE THE PRISON GATE
DEEP INSIDE YOU WILL ROT, THERES NO ALTERNATIVE
WITH ALL THE SPOOKS AND CUCKSERVATIVES
SO STAY TIDY ON YOUR LITTLE STOOL
YOU POOPY NASTY GLOBALIST GHOUL

Here's a crap effort

My record has been corrected.

literally reddit tier thread

if only you could rhyme and not be fucking retards

Look
If you had
One shot
Or one opportunity
To seize votes using fraud
In one moment
Would you capture it
Or just let it slip?

Yo
Her pants are shitty, emails leaked, arms are heavy
There's phlegm in her cup already, Bill's spermaceti
She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready
To drop lies, but she keeps on forgettin'
What she wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
She opens her mouth, but the words won't come out
She's chokin', how, Trump's jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, seizure, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Hill dog, she choked
She's so sick, but she won't give up that easy? No
She won't have it, she knows her whole campaign is roast
It don't matter, she's doped, she knows that, but she croaked
She's so cracked that she knows, when she goes back to her globalist home, that's when she's
Backed by Soros again yo, this whole candidacy
She better go capture this election and hope it don't pass her

You better lose yourself in the mucus, the moment
You blown it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to cough
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime you better

For years her strength of which she feigns
now whittles in the light of many names
of men and women she ordered to die
for no man can survive lie after lie
in the wake of a majestic, triumphant few
who laugh and meme in a vibrant hue
mocking the queen from pepe's lair
revealing the skidmarks in her underwear
the more she coughs, our light grows stronger
can she bear our shitposts any longer?
Certainly not, her final days have come
her piss bag shall explode as we will hum
our anthems in glory as we make way
to cement her defeat on election day
but before we do, when the debates begin
Trump will expose her dastardly sins
and promptly turn her grin upside down
inciting incontinence, her pants will be brown
as putrid shit dribbles down her leg
a puddle will appear like a golden egg
for Trump to point, laugh, and yell
"how sad! your shit has a foul smell!"
"get her out of here, I can't take anymore!"
and the the world will kek evermore

(checke'd)

what the fuck, are those emojis?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

if we could get somebody who doesnt sound cringey to rap this over a loop of Hillary's mucus-spitting I bet it would get a lot of views on jewtube

With a respectful nod I offer my thanks
for correcting the record for my fellow yanks
Obviously Hillary is talented and brave
She doesn't need Depends when on the stage
Clearly those stains were photoshopped on
By the evil hackers known as 4chon
Wicked racists and nazis too
All they seem talk about is poopoo
Now if you will excuse me my fellow kid
I have some shekels to collect from a hook nose yid
However should the check fail to clear
I will be back posting rhymes right here.

Beautiful conclusion, 6 gorillion/10

Dubs confirm, beautiful conclusion, 6 gorillion/10

Little Shlomo slowly tries to make his way to his computer. His extreme physical weight makes it much harder for him to navigate properly across the room's floor, littered with empty Mt. Dew bottles and all kinds of various dragon dildos. He seats in his dirty and run-down chair, which groans at the shock of his 200, extremely heavy pounds bearing down on it, and presses the start button on his outdated computer. As his computer boots up with a humming sound, Shlomo picks up a dossier from the trash-littered floor and examines it. It's his trusty old manual made by the JIDF, containing various instructions for debate with anti-Zionists in online forums. He proceeds to open the dossier with his fat, and very smelly hands. One of Shlomo's fat arms accidently knocks down one of his countless empty Vaseline tubes, and underneath exposes an old picture which he had long forgotten. Shlomo was utterly surprised to see it was still there. "Oh Miranda, you dirty Gentile shitze, why wouldn't you love me?" Shlomo whimpers under his heavy breath. Suddenly, all of his repressed and painful memories back from high school return to Shlomo. Being rejected by his love, her filthy goyim friends laughing at him, him starting to cry and running off like so many times before. To this day he remains a bitter and hate-filled virgin. He always blamed the Gentiles for his own failures. "I don't need this stupid shitze anyway, or any inferior white Gentile cattle girl for that matter," Shlomo bitterly mumbles, filled with his own impotent anger, and proceeds to throw the picture of Miranda into the trash, which is already filled to the brim with used Kleenex tissue papers. Finally logging into his computer, Shlomo is greeted by his home wallpaper, consisting of a huge black cock. After discovering the Internet, he soon found an outlet for his repressed sexuality, by fapping to cuckold porn. He wanted to approach Tyrone about his feelings, just so he could lose his virginity before he turned 25. Still, Shlomo had not found the courage to talk to Tyrone, or anyone except for his mother after he finished high school, for that matter. "I always just wanted to suck your black dick, Tyrone," he sighed. Shlomo opens up his outdated Internet Explorer, and searches on Bing for 4chan's "Politically Incorrect" sub-board. Suddenly, he remembers his mother's words. She always told him to get a job in real estate, or become a lawyer like his father, Moshe Davidsteingolemwitz. "Please get a real job, Shlomo. I'm begging you," she would say. But she just doesn't understand. She doesn't understand how utterly important it is to protect the chosen nation of Israel from these scumbag Stormfags and Arab-Palestinians on the Internet, whose ultimate goal it is to wipe him off the map. Shlomo now begins to type on his keyboard. "Fucking racist Stormfags, listen up here…" After a short time of posting on Holla Forums, Shlomo is sweaty and frustrated yet again, like so often before. "Fucking goyim scum!" he aggressively yells at his computer monitor. Shlomo is so upset that he actually knocks his Applejack pony figure off his desk. Little Shlomo sniffs his tears away and forces himself to calm down for a little while. "I'm sorry, Applejack," he says. Shlomo then turns to his wall, which he has covered in JIDF, MLP and cuckold posters. In the midst of this most unholy mess is a framed picture with the arched words "Remember the 66 billion." Now, Shlomo euphorically salutes his wall, and with a burning passion for Israel in his heart, sitting in his mom's basement, he types endlessly. "Oh, you goshdarn goyim Stormfags…"

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UPLOAD IT TO MEGA NEXT TIME FGT

Is there an actual fucking reason this is stickied?
I'm all for designated shitposting threads, and this one is at least a good shitposting thread, but there is absolutely no reason for this to be a sticky.

oy vey, oy gevalt, they cry
why won't this accursed thread just die?
muh showers, my oppression
why won't the goys just listen?

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But it's not important right? Guess it is to you guys, your incentive is obviously not to make this here a true hole of resistance, rather a dumbed down corporate logo like plebbit.
You must be getting paid….

RULE NO 1.
If something is getting shilled this hard - it must have a factual basis.

Rule 2
When dealing with shills expect a scriptstorm
well that is just a childish way of saying: I agree, however my interests are elsewhere.

hillary
pussy
ass
SHE IS BLEEDING IN THREE PLACES

This is excellent opportunity to practice poetry Holla Forums.

You might not get a better chance to get feedback on your skillz than this.

Post your best Hillary poems. Go Go Go.

not all corporations are bad

Somebody once told me the world ain't gonna bow me
I ain't the sharpest stool in the shed
I was looking kind of dumb with my finger in my bum
In the shape of a "plug" in my egress

Well, the yids start cumming and they don't stop cumming
Fed to the jews and I hit the ground spazzing
Didn't make sense not to live for fund
Your brain gets dumb and your bum gets lapse

So much to do, so much to rig
So what's wrong with taking the back leaks?
You'll get to know if I heave-ho
You'll get the shine if I bow low

Hey, now, you're an Old Fart, get your diaper on, go play
Hey, now, you're a "Rock" Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting farts make the mold

I DOTH PROTEST AND DO IMPLORE
DO NOT VOTE FOR THIS FUCKING WHORE
UP TO MY EYES, I'VE FUCKING HAD IT
I WILL NOT VOTE FOR FUCKING FAGGOT
SOROS, KOCH, THEY ALL WILL SPONSOR
BUT PRAISE TO KEK, OUR MEMES DO HAUNT HER
WE STARTED TRUMP, IT'S TIME SHE DIES
FROM THIS POINT ON, THE FIRES RISE

praise kek

You guys are really immature.

youtube.com/watch?v=nHav2bhd-4M

Double phlegm spit,
Balance trouble.
Vision blurred by
aneurysm bubble.
with endless shit,
her pants are mired.
don't you think
that she looks tired?

But the truth is that you’d have to work incredibly hard to find a politician who has the kind of history of corruption, double-dealing, and fraud that Donald Trump has. The number of stories which could potentially deserve hundreds and hundreds of articles is absolutely staggering. Here’s a partial list:

- Trump’s casino bankruptcies, which left investors holding the bag while he skedaddled with their money

- Trump’s habit of refusing to pay contractors who had done work for him, many of whom are struggling small businesses

- Trump University, which includes not only the people who got scammed and the Florida investigation, but also a similar story from Texas where the investigation into Trump U was quashed.

- The Trump Institute, another get-rich-quick scheme in which Trump allowed a couple of grifters to use his name to bilk people out of their money

- The Trump Network, a multi-level marketing venture (a.k.a. pyramid scheme) that involved customers mailing in a urine sample which would be analyzed to produce for them a specially formulated package of multivitamins

- Trump Model Management, which reportedly had foreign models lie to customs officials and work in the U.S. illegally, and kept them in squalid conditions while they earned almost nothing for the work they did

- Trump’s employment of foreign guest workers at his resorts, which involves a claim that he can’t find Americans to do the work

- Trump’s use of hundreds of undocumented workers from Poland in the 1980s, who were paid a pittance for their illegal work

- Trump’s connections to mafia figures involved in New York construction

- The time Trump paid the Federal Trade Commission $750,000 over charges that he violated anti-trust laws when trying to take over a rival casino company

These arguments are hollow.

As a businessman in a corrupt world, OF COURSE he was involved in all sorts of this shit. You can't get as rich as he did otherwise. It only proves that he knows what he's doing, he knows the ins and outs of the system.

He was just playing the game. But as president, he can change the game.

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Thank you for Correcting™ the Record™

[user Sings]
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til we get bolder
But the right wing men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the autopsy picture

The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The oven's getting warm so you might as well scream
The world's on fire. How about Pauls?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

A swing and a miss, user.

posting in literal black magick thread…you see we are the dark subconscious of the outer net, weave the web, she'll soon be dead!

Is this the official shitposting subreddit?

Official Holla Forums spellbook thread.

SHIT YOUR PANTS HILLARY

ALL PRAISE TO KEK

Holy shit Im in tears, capped for November. 5/5 user

FRUMPY DUMPY DROPPED IN THE POLLS

DUE TO THE MAGIC OF INTERNET TROLLS

"TRUMP IS A RASIST AND A BULLY!" SHE'D DEFAME

BUT 8 YEARS IN OFFICE THE TRUMP WILL REMAIN

LOL RETARD

quick get to the loo
hillary is gunna poo-poo
pee pee poo haiku

Wait wtf I wrote this years ago…2014 maybe? Its sligthly edited but the point remains. Never realized people made my shitpost into a copypasta, feels good man.

It's older than that. Try again.

That sounds much more like my original! Shit I've been a stormfag shitlord since 2013?

The kopipe is from 4chon and 2012.

Underrated.

Fantastic.

Completely right.

SUPPORTS BABBLE ON
"VOTE WHORE OF BABYLON"
"RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY"
BUT JEWS ARE MARXIST, CAN'T YOU SEE?
"*COUGH* *WHEEZ* A WATER PLEASE!"
TOO LATE OL' WITCH, YOU ARE DECEASED!

THROW THOSE IN BOGS
WHO CROAK LIKE FROGS
ENDLESS LIES
JEWISH TIES
MADE IN CHINA
HE'S A WHINER
INSTEAD OF HATE
OUT COMES PUSS
THE KOSHER CLASS DEMANDS THEIR AID
YOU'LL NEVER HEAR HIM MAKE A FUSS
WHEN YOU VOTE IN NOVEMBER
YOU MUST REMEMBER:
EXPECT NO TRUTH NOR WALLS NOR FENCE
FROM THE CORPORATE WHORES TRUMP & PENCE

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BEWAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRREEE

I make the money man
I roll the nickels
The game is mine
I deal the cards

Everything my parents taught me in School was a liiiiiiiiiiiie.

is Holla Forums the designated shitposting board now? holy fucking christ, all retard all the time.

It's been this way ever since jewt nuked halfpol

"I GOT A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THEE
'TIS MY WISH FOR YOU TO DROWN IN POO AND PEE
ON LIVE TV YOU'LL EMBARASS YOURSELF
MY KEKS WILL SEND MY SIDES OUT OF EARTH"

AND SO KEK COMMANDS FROM THE CORNERS OF SPACE
HIS WILL BE MADE WITH MASTERFUL THOUGHT
HIS ACTS BE DONE WITH LOVING GRACE
SUCH WAS THE MOVE THAT DETERMINED THE RACE

COUGHING FIT
PANTS OF SHIT

EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE
SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH

PEE PEE POO POO
SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO

BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP
LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP

COUGHING SHITS
PANTS DONT FIT

I WILL NOT MISS
THIS BAG OF PISS

HER PANTS WILL TURN BROWN
SHE'LL SHIT UP THE WHOLE TOWN

so what if i "sang" this thread to some death grips ans posted it on vocaroo?

"That's right," he said to the goy.
"Why waste your vote silly boy.
Trump is a jew, everyone knows,"
said the poster who hid his nose.
Be sure to thank this user for the redpill
If you ever question he will just scream shill
Surely you must know his words ring true
by the way user, here is your (you)

As for the Happa that owns the board
Fix the captcha you fucking whore

COFFIN FIT
PANTS OF SHIT
HELLMOUTH COME AND OPEN WIDE
DEMON BREATH
CLAWING DEATH
SATAN COMES TO STEAL YOU PRIDE

PISSING PANTS
SHITTY BANTZ
LORD KEK COME TO SCOURGE HER HIDE
DEMON DANCE
SCRATCHING LANCE
HILL FALLS DOWN THE SICKNESS SLIDE

If real, no sleep tonight for me.
DO IT FAGET

IF DUBS THEN YOU MUST DO IT

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REROLL

shit, Kek doesn't want it to happen.

Dubs confirm Kek doesn't want it to happen. Oh well.

shiiieeeet

UNDERRATED/00

Perhaps Kek's will is truly is for the best
When you hear these aloud it becomes a cringefest
No couplet, nor metre, and sometimes no rhyme
It's best to enjoy this thread in it's own time
When a joke carries on to long it turns quite rank
Much like Hillary's career, it has a poopoo stank.
Enjoy the fun whimsical and abstracted
Soon it will be dead like [REDACTED]

Hillary is the dragon.

DĒFAECĀ IN DISPVTĀTIŌNEM

KEKUS VULT

kek has literally never given dubs to any post chain that starts with 'if dubs'

its recorded. im mixing it now

If dubs… Kek likes dubs. If not dubs, Kek hates dubs.

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Slightly off topic.
Anyone check out some Jeb's new tweets?
What was he trying to do by CCing a retweet to John Oliver?

:')

if dubs

SLOW AND STEADY, JEB
EASY DOES IT

I'm so hard right now

Fuss doesn't rhyme with less

KIKES AND MUDS WILL MEET THEIR ENDS

WHEN THE EMPEROR DESCENDS

ON THE STAGE, HAIR GOLDEN BRIGHT

SHE MEETS HIM FOR THE FINAL FIGHT

GREENISH PHLEGM AND LIES FLY OUT

FROM GEORGE SOROS' PUPPET'S MOUTH

BUT MEMES PREVAIL, OUR MAGIC STARTS:

FROM HER PANTSUIT RUMBLE FARTS

AND SHE CAN'T STOP HER COUGHING FIT

AND THEN THE FARTS TURN INTO SHIT

IT ENDS BEFORE IT HAD BEGUN

THE AVATAR OF KEK HAS WON

nice one
i like the ending

Hillary is speaking live now
youtube.com/watch?v=KtJeKViNnZU

Lol they turned off the chatbox.. Typical crooked hillary..

So much for freedom of speech with her.

thank for correcting the record

Thanks, we need more regular meter ITT

for

I always had a hunch memsters are modern poets of the information age.

If Holla Forums was a fantasy novel, it'd be about a skeleton bard singing of the coming doomsday and how glorious it'll be but enjoy the ride until then, and a frog wizard looking for revenge against the humie kings for casting him out of his swamp.

Where oh where did the digits go?

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Man calm down now. It's been quite news-dry lately. This is the best you get.

It's fun to watch weebs getting triggered over nothing.

It's a welcome change, seeing a fun thread instead of constant "LOL ECKS DEE DEM DUMB CHRISTIANS, AMIRIGE GOY?" and "LOOK AT THIS DEATHLY IMPORTANT NEWS FROM 2012 WITH NO SOURCES"

I'd read it. Get writing, user. Kek is calling you.

vocaroo.com/i/s1Ez57p4aOse

sorry got a cold, tried to keep it in rhythm with the song might sound better with instrumental behind it. (ik im shit raps degenerate)

IN THIS YEAR OUR EMPERORS ELECTION
POO POO PEE PEE IN ALL DIRECTIONS

EVERY-TIME SHE TAKES THE STAGE
SHE AWAKES THE DARKEST INTERNET MAGE

ITS NAME CAN NEVER BE FULLY SPOKEN
OR ELSE HER PANTS BECOME EXPLOSIVE

LIKE A SLICK FONDUE FOUNTAIN
ERUPTS HER BACKSIDE START THE COUNTDOWN

WHEN HER NUMBERS HIT THE FLOOR
TRUMP WILL OPEN THE WHITE HOUSE DOORS

AND BOOT KING NIGGER BACK TO SUDAN
LETS RESTORE AMERICAN WHILE WE SITLL CAN

TRUMP PENCE FOR THE FINAL BLOW
TO MARXIST AMERICA Holla Forums MEMED IS SO

It was never about control. It was about conjuring the dank. Like wizards throwing Fire 3 at random shit for the lulz and seeing chaos and pleasing kek.

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Holy shit. This place has become the gayest fucking imageboard on the entire internet. Fuck me.

CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON
THEY FOUND HER A SHITTIN'
WHEN TRUMP RAN FOR PRESIDENT
HER DESTINY WAS WRITTEN
FIRST SHE STARTED COUGHING
AND NOW IT AIN'T-A STOPPING
THERE ON STAGE SHE THINKS WHAT THE HECK
APPARENTLY IT'S A FROG GOD NAMED KEK

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NO ALARMS
AND NO SURPRISES
NO ALARMS
AND NO SURPRISES

capped