Dinner

What did you have for dinner? I made fried salmon and vegetables with potato salad.

veggie pizza and french fries

pretty much this

my favorite

I'm going to make some deluxe BLT sandwiches today. And in case you don't know, we have a pretty good food and cooking board >>>/ck/

you sure that's not the cucking board?

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I wanna tickle that fat belly, just to see if the dog can do anything about it

every day of my life. takes literally 5 minutes of dumping shit into a rice cooker to make 2 days worth of food.

why is louis ck a cuck?
seriously asking, haven't heard much from him in the last years

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maybe he's fucked in the head?
the guy jerks himself off in front of strange women, who knows what's wrong with him?

jacking off in front of strange women makes you a cuck now?

It's just a meme. He isn't actually a cuck. He's just another Jew that hates white people and likes people to assume he is white while he says white people should feel guilty for something or some shit.

yup. definitely a meme.

comedian says stupid things on stage
must be a cuck

Wait. Did he actually say that? He's still a Jew though. His ancestry is easily confirmed.

even if he said it, it's just a routine

keep telling yourself that, cuck

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Ew that potato grew an eye because it wasn't kept in the fridge.

get a load of this here city slicker

It keeps them fresh longer.

then why aren't they refrigerated in grocery stores?

Yeah, kinda like how letting another man fuck your wife is just a routine.

Because then you can take them off the shelf and you don't have to thaw them if you want them for dinner that day.

sure

it's the thinking man's comedy routine

Made my BLT and ate it. It was perfect. Paying attention to detail was key. Baked the bacon in the oven for best texture. To prevent getting the sandwich all wet and soggy I removed the seeds from the tomatoes and padded the lettuce dry after washing it. I'm not a fan of mayonnaise so I dipped the bread in the rendered bacon fat and also applied butter generously.

checked?

i ate nothing and its 4pm

the sandwich was quint worthy

That BLT is good enough for Jehovah!

5pm
just woke up
hungry
might eat a tuna salad. its easy to make and my mom bought the ingredients yesterday. then watch porn adterwards until i get sleepy i guess

definitely today is one of the saddest birthdays ive ever had

If you like potato salad you should try beetroot salad. It turns a great color.

How old are you today?

retarded?

Damn, beat me to it.

I love you user!