Why aren't you out on a date right now Holla Forums?

Why aren't you out on a date right now Holla Forums?

Because she lives some hour away and I haven't found anyone better. Why aren't you?

Because it's the middle of the night.

It might have something to do with me being a loser.

I am out on a date.

That's why I'm lurking Holla Forums.

Because my oneitis has a boyfriend and I find everyone else unappealing

is that a wordfilter?

gf

waifu?

because I am only attracted to underage girls and I don't want to get jailed for it. Also I am not attracted to used up roasties and I don't want chads leftovers

This.