You can have sex with any girl you chose. The only requisite is you have to literally suck a fart from her corn hole

You can have sex with any girl you chose. The only requisite is you have to literally suck a fart from her corn hole.

Do we have a deal Holla Forums?

jokes on you, i can already do that

Done

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How about I trade you a copy of Kenny G Live on CD and I don't have to

Can I skip the sex and just go for the fart hole thing? And can it be a trap instead

Yes, all of them.

Anytime OP

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*insert an obligatory picture of an anime girl puking here*

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I'd rather suck her feet clean, but whatever rolls your taquitos, man.

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Deal of course

Oh Lena Dunham, here I come babe~

That's weird, don't these usually have a negative attached so there is actually a possibility of saying no?

nah

test bump

my posts arent posting, so heres the ultimate stupid test, my fat ass with a pen in it and a sign with my name, michael gleadhill

Joke's on her, that was going to happen either way.

That it? This is fucking weak sauce and gay as fuck. I'd suck a big black cock with a smile and tongue his man seed out of her dirty ass. Hell, not even having sex would okay with me long as I get to watch. Maybe a boob squeeze if I suck some good cock?

this thread needs to hurry up and die. nothing was posting over and over on 8ch, so i figured id go risky and post. it didnt post. but then everything i had posted posted at once.. fuck.me.

GIT GUD, FAGGOTS!

Not into that, but worth it. Deal.