Michelle Obama 95-lb weight gain!

We need more pictures of her. The national enquirer is sadly one of the last publicans that has any sort of non bias in their articles. They're probably exaggerating but she DID gain a lot of weight in the last year.

Her appearance at the Dem convention is not proof to dismiss this. Women are great at hiding fat. A lot of them put on an elastic corset, and cake their face with makeup to hide their disgusting fat. The convention was also months ago and you can see her arms were chubby even then.


Only doing this because if Melania Trump gained even 15 pounds the media would go nuclear on her. It also gets them triggered and makes them look like flaming hypocrites. The media is covering this story up so hard. They've already published half assed articles defending her.

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Holy shit is this real? DId she really get fat as fuck? All the while preaching to high schoolers with high metabolisms that they need to eat carrots and celery and bread for school lunch?

She’s getting a head start for her life as a civilian.

holy shit

harambe is still alive and well up.. well probably he is in the middle of development of diabetes, but thats a good thing!

It looks like she's gained weight from recent pcitures. 95lbs is retarded and sage because I don't see the point in this thread. The fact that she has bigger traps and arms than her husband is more concerning to me.

Who gives a fuck about the soon to be ex-presidents wife getting fat? Seriously. Fucking sit down and think about the thread you just made. We are fighting a war for our very survival and you are looking for pictures of Obongos wife so you can tell people she got fat. Let that sink in for a minute.

Michelle, pls.

And stop changing ips

Stop bumping slide threads.

and are two niggers.

are you both fat too? or is your fat wife and mother on same level as obumers "wife"

kween nigger is fat and manly, how is that shilling for it?

They're not, but they have a fundamental difference. They don't fucking care about tabloid tier garbage shit you call "news".

Don't even bother user. It's a shit thread that immediately got shilled be there is an ebin raid going on. Just hide and report.

Read the thread. The bigger story is the media coverup and hypocrisy. It also shatters the media's portrayal of Michelle as a healthy, smart, educated wife of the President. When in fact, she is a gluttonous, evil, hateful hypocritical woman who spends MILLIONS on vacations around the world with hundreds of her friends on tax payer dollars. She is consumed by gluttony and decadence. That's why she is fat. She lives the high life she, Hillary and every other Democrat claim they were never apart of.

if i see the presidents slut turned as expected into a bodybuilder without lifting, tats news enough to me

it's funny and we like that. it also points to big problems in the family which we also like.

She's a fucking man.

Wow, sure showed me.

If you are worried about media coverup and hypocrisy then why don't you try picking a topic people might actually give a shit about, like the coverup and hypocrisy over Clintons emails or you know, anything else that actually fucking matters. Anything, and I do mean anything, would be a better choice than an aging mother gaining weight.


I think the word you are looking for is I. Speak for yourself nigger.

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Because there are already threads about this up the ass. We need MORE stories, ANYTHING to undermine the globalists and their fat disgusting selves.

So you choose to slide them off the board with your shitposting. Suddenly this thread makes sense.

no, this time it's true. Holla Forums likes funny. deal with it chaim.

We could use more threads about the Obama family dynamics, actually.

For instance, Malia's current boyfriend(?) is some degenerate "aspiring rapper" who is currently on probation for beating someone unconscious, I shit you not:

get on the treadmill, bitch.

Looks like the nigger king raised a big headed slut

Malia is fucking hot

Watch from 5:05

This.

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malia you are not

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Why? What do they have to do with anything? Seriously. They have exactly nothing to do with this country or the people who belong to it. They are a foreign family hoisted up by foreign powers for the purpose of destroying this nation and you want to pay more attention to them?

She's probably been binge eating lobster and butter with truffles because she's on her way out and the taxpayers are paying for it.

Top kekkles
Wait…I thought all niggers loved the nigger king

smh absolutely senseless

REGRESSION TO THE MEAN

he's also either a manlet or she's like 6'4''.

Fuck, did I accidentally come on to Reddit/Tumblr?

FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER FAT NIGGER

Not surprising that Michael doesn't follow a healthy lifestyle. Almost nobody eats school lunches after "she" touched it and made it more healthy/uneatable. "She" clearly doesn't understand what makes a healthy meal.

lol regression to the mean in action.

Didn't Michelle Obama run a huge campaign against fatty foods in schools? I'm not a burger so I don't know the specifics. But if so, then it calls to her utter hypocrisy and media cover up that this isn't being made a bigger thing.

It's only cuckservatives who call him "king", "King Nigger", whatever.

It's an attempt to be edgy, user. But a failed attempt.

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Sup nigger.

it was to pour more money into dem programs and steal food away from white schools and funnel them into black schools. the whole health thing was just a front.

He's the same shill who randomly pops into threads spamming the; "Anti-Christian!" and "Anti-Anglo" mantras.

Sorry man, but she's just dressed hot/slutted up. It's a common trick used by girls especially those who aren't that attractive, so they make up for it with slut appeal. Also they're just expressing what's really on the inside She's got a 5.5/10 face at best, but I'll give it to her she's got a decent body but that's just because she's young and in shape. This all combines to give the illusion of hotness but really it's just another one of their tricks, along with makeup. Unfortunately, it's also in style for chicks to dress straight up whorish these days. Really depressing driving by bars, especially college bars.

The point is, control your dick more and learn how to spot good women. Desperation is horrible when looking for a good mate.

That first picture is obviously fucking photoshopped. You can see that the checkers are stretched out around her stomach.

Pastor Manning was one of the members present at Trump's secret meeting with black pastors at the beginning of this election season.

lol

SHE'S DATING A REAL GHETTO NIGGER fucking hilarious.
Remember when she interned for pedo Lena Dunham's shitty show? Michelle OK'd that shit.

It's way too easy to link Malia with slutiness/pedolesbians/drugs/niggerviolence. More people need to know about this.

Yeah, and high schoolers rebelled against it hard, there was even a hashtag #ThanksMichelleObama about how shitty their lunches were, pic related

Dat booty is thick

forgot pic

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Will Smith really failed as a father. Just look at his son there. At least he's taller than his boyfriend.

HEY I NEED HER NAME, for research purposes

Holy shit dude look at those things. What the fuck.

This is photoshopped as fuck. Nice slide thread, faggot. None of us give a god damn about this nigger bitch.

Ironically her lunch program is "regressive" insofar as it hurts niggers the most. White kids get lunches packed by their parents.

Yup, sage in all fields and report.

Holla Forums is not a fucking tabloid.

Look at the second pic posted. She IS fucking fat. Maybe not 95-lbs heavier, but she gained a shitton of weight in the last year. Again, I want to see more pictures to confirm because the National Enquirer is actually more trustworthy than CNN at this point.

It's newsworthy because she is a hypocrite, like almost all leftists and this proves it. It's not a slide thread or distraction thread. The main threads about Hillary's corruption are already stickied.

thats a dude

The media is covering up this and will probably not report on her. Just 1 picture to prove them wrong would be enough, but the attack articles are simply showing pictures from 2 months ago, which still show her chubby as fuck. She could've easily gained another 40 in that time.

This video was filmed June 3, 2016. She's definitely put on weight, but idk about 95lbs.

I'll add "parenting" to another jobs he sucks at

Welllll…I guess diarrhea IS low in fat…

>internship on the set of Girls

Holy fucking shit…Barry confirmed for hating his children.

This is her at the Democratic Convention. Looking at thyroid (looks lumpy) it's very possible she may have a thyroid problem.

Negresses are really ugly. Every since I first saw [pic] I've started mentally comparing them to hippos.

That's actually the Athena building at Barnard College

I think (s)he looks less like michael and more like michelle with all those pounds gained.

This fuck got fat as hell even after s(he) ruined my highschool lunch and made me stay 100 pounds most of my life.
Fuck (he)r, s(he) should have her face plastered next to the definition of hypocrisy.

Hippos can be cute in a picture though.

They tried to shop out her dick.

She's not fat, just bulking, she's gonna make some mad gains

holy fuck I could military press that nigger manlet

Good fucking christ…


Look at his little skinny arms dude, this motherfucker doesn't even lift.

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I want to know how he "won" a fight, nigger looks like he doesn't weigh more than 140 pds, he would be the easiest little faggot to suplex to since you can tell he LARPs as a street boxer

OH SHIT DUB/TRIP KEK CHECK

He did the nigger thing and probably sucker punched the motherfucker.

But hippos Parents actually stick together and raise their offspring

His friend is also up on charges.

Niggers are a mess. Niggers are a waste. Sad!

are you fucking kidding me?

I care. I always care about ridiculing my enemies.

RULE 5: “Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.”

Alinsky's 12 Rules for Radicals.

Trump is playing chess against the globalists. Most people play checkers. user, you only play tic, tack, toe.

That was well worth the 4 mins. This dude is a meme incarnate

das rite

ah so basically he blind sided some guy and punched him directly in the temple while another guy was fighting him. typical nigger

Michael must be getting tired of all the bullshit he has to do to keep his body in shape to pass in the media as a "woman" now that King Nigger's term is ending and he (Michael) will be out of the public spotlight. Obama probably cries himself to sleep every night these days while his "daughters" get gangbanged by nigger thugs who don't care about them in the slightest.

WTF? You just completely contradicted yourself in two sentences.

fucking kill yourself.

Of course.

Watch this. This nigger knows what is going on.

Imagine any lady drinking out of a cup like that. Instantly decline her in your mind for marriage material. Michaelle shows her PIGGISH ways like the disgusting slut she is. SPEAKING IN FRONT OF OTHERS, ARCHIVED FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD TO SEE. Is there no aspiration for a greater form? When we expose ourselves for the animalistic sluts we are, there is no effort. There is no work putting in to change our very own genetics. This black woman is an abhorrence leading others the same. FUCKING GLUTTON

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not knowing about pecker

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Fat. Bitch. Vomit.

Science, BITCH!