What if

The entire power grid goes offline, either because of solar flares or a foreign attack.

What will you do? You have no internet, no phone, your utilities don't work. You can't contact anyone other than walking great distances like our savage ancestors. Will you survive or die?

I'll draw my own porn and I'll play MtG and D&D instead of vidya.

how will you eat?

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I hope you have enough cans

I would start running until I am woods, make my way to the coast, find a sail boat, and find an island and live like cast away, and I would work on drawing my own porn.

You might need some water while running that far. Where would you get the water?

he can just pee in his own mouth, idiot

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Have a final fa- oh wait I wouldn't be able to wash my hands.

I would just lay in bed and daydream about happy things while awaiting either for death or for things to be resolved.

Time machine ftw

just start to use tools and build a home for yourself in the mountains

this is the most accurate statement i've seen on this board

Find the paracord in my garage and hang myself.
Seriously, I'd only last a week before getting lynched for my shoes by dindus.

shit ton of generators


guess I'll stock up on food and after I eat all of it, I'd hunt wildlife I guess or eat bugs or kill myself


find a pond, fill up cups or drink my own piss

Where will you get that power from?

you ever learn about hunting? You know how to cook or skin those kills? They just will cook themselves right?

It's not difficult

Gasoline, duh. EMPs only work on integrated circuits. Shit like lightbulbs and old cars, basic radios, and 90% of generators will still work.

You're telling me that if an EMP exploded above us, we would all have access to generators, radios and lights?

yes. you cant plug them into your wall socket cause the computers at the power company will be fried, but if you're not retarded and can solder your own circuit, you will be good to go.

And where will you draw the power from?

A generator. Do you not know how generators work? They don't draw power, they MAKE power.

Yeah, I also know that they are limited and most generators can't possibly support an entire city. The generators that you are talking about would be connected to a city and fail if you tried anything like this.

Moving the goalposts much?

moving the faggotry much?

You're literally a retard.

The only thing I have to do is buy Jim Bakker's survival kit, or can my own food.

MEIN COWBOY
I be livin dat offgrid lyfestyle too straight hillbilly

mfw we experienced that yesterday for an hour. Three states were down.
No phones, no internet, no power…..no nothing.

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Pretty sure I'd be a raider if shit ever hit the fan for real. I've got family and kids to feed, if I've gotta shoot some random poor bastards to do that, then so be it.

No when the power goes out all the apartment buildings will fall down.

righ. I forgot ppl living in them get rocketed across the Earth in case of power outages

wtf, no, he said they fall down. Similar to how the twin towers fell.

I'll join a gang and become a cannibal. I always wanted to live the savage lifestyle, and that would be an excellent opportunity.

I'll be the one raiding the retards who stock on food, ammo, and weapons. lol

I'll die like a fucking beast, raping, killing, and just about eating everyone alive. Literally. I would become a savage in no time.

I'll probably die, like everyone else, but I'll go with a bang, and I'll take quite a few with me.

Probably kill myself, because I can't live without the internet.

thx now I know who to loot when shtf

but that keeps all the ppl close, still

I already work at a supermarket so can get a hook up for free food, also I live near the sea so fisherman might sell me some for my silver coins

Sounds like camping tbh

Flour and water makes a simple pasta. Can eat that shit for years.
Grow potatoes and beans in the yard.
Read old manga and comics or play cards for entertainment.
Live happy life never talking to another human ever again.

I hope it happens, tbh. Been wanting to go full hermit for a while now. Haven't quite gathered all I need, but close enough if push comes to shove.

what is hunting

Fucking millennial

Ever heard about hunting?

ILL EAT YOU, OF COURSE

Get some fiber optic cables
connect them to a car battery
grab laptop
run to the ocean
find internet line
connect FO cables to it
access internet/8ch/b
Entire Power Grid is off. What do?