Micronation

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Rolling for the Kingdom of Hronglad
It'll be a kingdom in the same way the UK is, not an actual monarchy.

Shit, is this our country's name now?

yes

We now must design the flag of potato

flag

Excellent, where do we setup our new nation?

someone else should decide that tbh

This is already going well
In case I get dubs, we're on one of those, somehow we managed to anchor it onto the sea floor.

This is our flag now.

nope

This:
Kekistan is currently occupied by Cuckistani forces.

on the interweb
we are a digital nation

We setup in an unclaimed part of antarctica

We build a fance along the concrete roads in this area
google.pl/maps/place/Nowy Jork, Stany Zjednoczone/@43.2349491,-108.1100517,206m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x89c24fa5d33f083b:0xc80b8f06e177fe62!8m2!3d40.7127837!4d-74.0059413?dcr=0

Reroll

reroll

We build our micronation in Micronesia

Shh. We don't talk about that country. IF the Americans knew it would be the end of us.

The country is the Darkest Dungeon town and the surrounding forrest

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reroll

reroll

Obviously in siberia duuhh

Reroll :(

Bir Tawil.
No country owns it.

Reroll

Pic related.
There is a border dispute between Egypt and Sudan. The overlap is the disputed border, the white area is the part one of the countries would have if they ceded the overlap land to the other (so obviously, neither country wants it).

I give up, no more rerolls.
In case this post gets it, a peanut butter factory.

reroll

We have a winner
Now for the anthem.

can we make a nation where pedophilia is legal?

just join based hamas and youll get a loli wife tbh

i dont want to die for allah or get a shitty brown loli.

anthem

No lyrics? What is this, Spain?

its comfy anthem tbh

So what is a gondola our national symbol?

Judging by those digits, it is now.

I want our national food to be pork hotdogs.

Not really. The border dispute is still ongoing so the "what was once" part really doesn't apply. And it's not a no mans land as much as a patch that moth countries say belongs to the other. No chance of invasion since neither country actually wants it. Though occupying it may spark further tensions between Egypt and Sudan since doing do leaves no concession to whoever loses their claim to the overlapped land.

RACIALLY ARYAN (RACEMIXED)

no

i don't see any dubs to disprove it

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How about pretzels and beer?

Fish and chips?

dickcheese pizza

regular pizza

regular pizza but with dickcheese on it

normal pizza but with pretzels on it

normal pretzels but with pizza on it

Welp, I honestly don't know what I was expecting

You think Sudan or Egypt would even bother fucking with us if a bunch of beta faggots setup the Nation of Potato there? I think they'd both just show pity and let us have it honestly. And I don;t think either of them would want to risk looking like dickheads firing a bunch of guns at unarmed faggots in the fucking desert with blank flags

I'm going to invade your micronation with an army of hardened child soldiers and sell you nerds as sex slaves.

TIL

And after you've sold 50 zit-covered, screeching, autistic basement dwelling faggots how will you earn your second hundred dollars?

The people of Potato won't stand for this.

bagels but with cream cheese on the outside

Can I draft our legal code? I have some very interesting ideas. Here is a sample:

1) Weed is legal.
2) Age of consent is 14 and so is the porn making age. This is built into the constitution and cannot be altered by any legal means.
3) Military training camps will be available to all as free seminars or in schools as an elective.
4) Personal ownership of attack helicopters, fighter jets, tanks and other heavy military assets will be legal.
5) Feminism is considered a terrorist group.
6) Free health care for everyone up to a point. If you smoke your lungs away you're not getting care, but if you're a decent citizen trying to make ends meet you can get it.
7) Education will be streamlined to cut out useless crap. High-quality studies in both STEM fields and humanities will be available, free of propaganda and allowed to proceed at the student's own pace. With this program, our students will know as much as the average US college graduate by the time they leave 6th grade, without the stress of curricula such as the Chinese school system which accomplishes similar results but while taxing its students to the limit and monopolizing their time.
8) Free speech and the right to bear arms shall not be infringed.
9) Employees have strong labor protections built into the constitution to ensure acceptable wages and working conditions.
10) Reddit is for fags.

Our military doctrine will consist primarily of missile spam. Anti-ship missiles, anti-tank missiles, anti-aircraft missiles, missiles of all shapes and sizes, missiles for all occasions. Many of the assets of a conventional military would be cut back in favor of this, as it allows small countries to punch far above their weight. Our economic base would consist of weed and hemp products such as clothes, hemp-body cars and even prefabricated buildings, all supported by renewable energy and a steady supply of potato-based foodstuffs. Our culture of free speech will ensure a steady supply of OC to steal the thunder of Hollywood and YouTube tards. We will also have our own native electronics industry to prevent outside powers from fucking with our computers. With all this, our military and economic strength would be comparable to that of Iran, but without all the Islamic faggotry. We will not be dependent on the international banking system and our country will be built with an eye towards a future of automation. Maybe if we can spare enough, we'll even build a Metal Gear.

Stopped reading there. If your number one law is legalizing marijuana, you are a degenerate stoner

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stop playing metal gear solid and get a job

Bagels were invented by Jews, they are literally Jew food. Get your Jew food out of Potato

Anthem: