>licking pussy

Well it's better than having children out of wedlock. No need to purity spiral here, I'm not as dramatic as the tards on Holla Forums

I don't want anything to so with 3DPD, but if my waifu became real, I would wear her like the crown she is

If my waifu was real I would literally cut my own dick off if she wanted me to

Go ahead and eat all the pvssy yov want, fags.

This. What's so degenerate about wanting to settle down with a nice man, cook and clean for him, offer blowjobs on tap, start a family, grow old together, and sit on the front porch in rocking chairs complaining about "faggots these days"?

Faggot

Why in the fuck would you lick a pussy when your fingers will do for foreplay?!

No, girls pee from there. Gross.

I once got a horrible throat infection from it and my neck swelled up like a balloon. Then my mom asked if it was because I ate a vagina, never again.

Fuck yes i do. It's all about flicking the clit and tapping the g spot.

this

I'd rather eat ass

i guess this method works because when i rub that area around my penis it feels bretty gud cant cum from it though

If my waifu was real I would literally cut her own dick off if she wanted me to

This is sick. Why would you do that? You people putting gays up to being trannies are disgusting. Why can't you just love them for being them? Why do you feel the need to indulge their girly fantasies to the point they become mentally ill and want their dicks chopped off? If you're willing to cut his dick off, you don't love him for who he is but for what you want him to be. Gross.

I like 69ing with me on top so my dick chokes her.

Cunilingus is a great way to get throat cancer. The Romans considered it the gayest thing you could possibly do. Biofemales are 3DPD. All sorts of reasons not to do it.

I'm a khv so I've never done anything sexual with a female

On that note: I would perform licking her pussy if she was a virgin. If I found a virgin girl I'd even drink her virgin blood from time to time. With that said: If she was NOT a virgin then on I wouldn't go down on her nether regions because Chads have cum there and cum leaves residue which basically means I'd be lapping up Chad cum everytime I went down on her. So yuck! That's fucking disgusting

Roman's sucked each other dicks.

I do it with my waifu

Fuck yes I do. Makes me feel pretty manly to leave my lady a quivering mass on the bed by the time I'm done with her clit. I'm pretty fuckin' dirty too. I love slurpin' pussy and pooter.

This is the same kind of logic used in Jewish™ supported BDSM porn. If you eat a girl's pussy you aren't submitting, you are simply pleasing her.

licking pussy is gayer than sucking dick tbh

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THIS.

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Oral is just foreplay. I like eating pussy and getting my dick sucked. 69 ing is great. But it it's just a build up to fuckin so man and eat out, I say

I did twice, to prostitutes

Every once in awhile during foreplay, but never for very long. I just lick around the clit and use my fingers.

vid related

Is there anything more pathetic? A woman I could understand, but the whore is there for your benefit, not the other way around.

thats pretty low user…
you have bigger balls than I do

yeah but I wanted the girlfriend experience

Was it worth it?

As much as I possibly can whenever I can.

no

then why did you do it twice?

because I'm an idiot

How long ago was this?

first time in 2014, second about a year ago

What's was the pricetag?

150 euro for half an hour I think

Jesus, I think I'm going to learn from your mistakes.
How akward was it? I can't imagine it going well.

wasn't too bad. they were both very professional about the whole thing.

This. I wanna know the whole scenario. How did she react? How many oral STDs do you have now?

they moaned like they were enjoying it, though they probably weren't as they were both very dry throughout the whole licking process

didn't get any STDs as far as I know

How long has it been? How did they react to you wanting to munch on them?

Please, I need more info.

what did it smell like?
can't imagine they wash down there…

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I would rather be gay

because you are, or your balls have not dropped yet kid

lol this thread is so full of virgins and faggots

lol this thread is so full of virgins and faggots

Even the straightest men hate vaginas, user. You are the one who's age should be in question.

to busy cumming in them to care

If you're eating pussy, you aren't exactly cumming inside it.

How could you not love eating pussy. 69 with a hot woman with a nice ass and good oral technique is literal heaven on earth.

What's aids taste like?

Enjoy your oral cancer and HPV, faggots. You are seen by women as nothing but an obedient dog lapping at their nether regions to serve them.

That's gonna turn on some faggots here. Good job

There's a lot of cucks who are into femdom apparently.