[blocks your path]

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Here's mine.

..not even unzipped.

lmao

Where have all these refugees who think baneposting is bad come from?
>>>/bane/ is simply the proving grounds for new baneposts, then they are sent here to spread the joy to everyone else.

Back into the >>>/oven/ with you, Shlomo.

*remove bag from head*
*be a big guy 4u*
*explain master plan*
*proclaim next step of master plan*
*crash plane with no survivors*
*rise the fire*
Pshh… nothing personnel, little guy.

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*unzips master plan*

Wew

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I'm bringing friends, and they work for the mercenary. The Masketta Man.

Nobody cared who they were, until they were bit by the Mosquito Men

I thought a hothead was a pejorative for an impetuous beat cop.

[INQUIRES ABOUT YOUR LACK OF CONTROL OVER THE SITUATION]

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