Globals posting cuck porn destroying boards

Smiles, Holla Forums is not /sudo/. Holla Forums doesn't care except at the potential at realising how much of a lolcow you are. Holla Forums cannot help you. You can help yourself, tho. You could kill yourself. That'd help everyone. Do it, wizard. You've led us on for years, promising you would. Stop being a tease. Kill yourself.

"Kenneth Schuler" is a paid actor and CIA operative. No such person actually exists. This is all an mkultra tier acting gig.

Nowhere does this prove he's a global. It's pretty well known the Holla Forums mod tools are fucking garbage. They crash when you try to b&d+ or b&d* a user that spammed a bunch of threads or posts. Try banning him then doing d+ or d*. For some reason that most of the time works. Definitely yell at codemonkey though, because it is unacceptable how bad the mod tools are right now

Can anyone get in contact with Code Monkey or other site globals? I sent out emails but they're going unanswered. [email protected] and [email protected] and also claim[email protected] but 0 response so far.

are you a radical brony who wants to fuck dolphins?
what would happen if a pony man fucked a dolphin?
what would a brony-mermaid look like?

The globals are cucks.

the email is [email protected]

How do I get past the "email protected thing" to see the email you just posted? Do I need to enable scripts or some shit?

refresh the page

Have you tried switching your computer off and on again?

Dafuq. This is messed up.

Yep. I became aware of this a long time ago as well. It sucks we can't really do anything about it.

I posted a thread a week or two ago about how there is a conspiracy to keep Holla Forums shitty. I was not joking.

A lot of anons seem to think that you're part of it though.

So you would think, yeah? That's part of the conspiracy.

I'm here to keep the momentum and lighten the mood. Unfortunately Holla Forums is heavily locked down so that anything that fits outside of the current Holla Forums-/lefty/ etc narrative doesn't have a chance to flourish.

Trust me, I've tried but there is only so much I can do.

You mean outside of actual moderation?

Actual moderation doesn't work against globals.

da pizzas gotta be paid for

You know goddamn well that there are things which you haven't tried, things that you refuse to do even though you know that they would help.

You say you want to give the mods tools that work? How about banning? "Oh no, we'd have to get rid of VPN use to do that, and I don't want to do that because free speech!"

Sorry Mr. Wizard, but you can't have it both ways. You can have a shit board on a shit site, or you can restrict freedom for those who abuse it.

And how about this: You could go to Jim and tell him that unless you get some effective moderation tools to work with that he can take this board and shove it up his ass. But you won't do that either because of your own fantastically enormous ego.

The only conspiracy here is the one that is showing that your misplaced pride and sheer spinelessness is doing more to further the destruction of this board than any shitposter could ever do.

On the other hand, if you have TRULY done everything that you can do, then I put it to you that is time for you to admit that you are powerless and step aside to give someone else the opportunity to try. If you really care about this board, go to Jim and tell him to reassign the board to a new owner.

Otherwise crawl back under your rock and STFU about who and what is to blame, because we all know that your mere presence is a significant factor in the accumulation of shit on this board.

>>>/sudo/48828

Thanks for the clarification, explains why I haven't been able to b&d+/* any time we get spammed and have to do it in 2 or more actions instead.

Time for me to gas the board raider heh.

Btw, I need more mods on >>>/fringe/ to handle him, preferably ones that can be awake during Dubai hours.

lel

jesus, this is full fledged rulecuckery

Not really, it is obvious by looking at the post numbers that it was one guy trying to spam/flood.

nope Jim was just deleting and banning niggers left and right. All because of what he interprets as 'breaking dost.'
basically wew lad

yogapig isn't Jim. Jim uses the copypaste account still. It's just some vol on /bbbb/ pretending to be Jim so they can point their fingers at the globals.

yogapig isnt Jim's acc?
fk im confused

I appreciate you letting us know what's going on but can't we gaslight Smiles for just a little bit longer next time?

I thought you were like a friend to me ;_;.

Why you got to break my heart?

It's just jokes m8. I thought I could get some loosh from you.

Still love you ♥
See you on >>>/fringe/

No, Jim has always used the copypaste acct ever since coldwheels left. Another fun fact, jim hates the term "yoga pig", it's an insult against his fatass. That account is obviously just an anti-Jim account.

I understand your frustration.

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Checked.

well shit
then who's yogapig and why is he cucking quad b so hard

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Like I said, it's just one of the /bbbb/ vols trying to pretend that they are being raided by the globals. I wouldn't doubt if it's just KneeGrows. He's the most butthurt BO I've ever seen on this site.

this. This times a million.

Really? That's interesting. any idea who Yogapig is then?

hahahaha
You must be the spammer who got btfo'd like a bitch every day of the week since monday. Christ, you're transparent

this
/bbbb vols don't have the knowledge or the aggressive tendency to do anything like this.
This smells much more like one of the old globals that Jim kicked out when he took over. They have never stopped lurking here and have been responsible for the bigger and more damaging raids previously. I think the fact that it isn't just one board being singled out indicates that it is likely coming from outside as well.

You really need to get over it, user.
Seriously…it isn't good for you to let someone else have that much control over your emotions.