Digital Detox--The gayest thing ever

Fixed it for you.

They are playing with legos and making shit children do and etc. This shit is for man-children, especially women who are so fucking childish for too long.

You'd fit right in there.

Goddamnit it`s called "Going on a camping trip"

Some of this actually sounds pretty subvertable for us.

Yeah there's a bunch of feel good fatty nonsense but a dedicated redpiller could make a lot of connections here

If you went to camping trip and you woke up and your butt hurt, would you tell anyone, user?

I think the idea behind a "digital detox" is good, but the fact that they need a summer camp -and Jew owned, I'm sure- for it is utterly pathetic.

You don't need an infantile summer camp for that sort of thing. Exert some self control, put the phone down and go outside for a few hours.

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No. Wanna take me camping?

I know what you are trying to do.
During my first motorbike trip I stopped to take a piss. A older gentleman came cycling by and we got into a conversation. He did the same thing, except he asked if I would tell anyone if I woke up with a used condom up my arse.
Being ohw so young and naive I though it was a joke, then he grabbed my dick.

Let one of our experienced counselors massage your taint in our "Wellness Tipi"

It's something bizarre with leftists.
It's not that "good ideas" and living a virtuous life is enough. But if you pay for someone to tell you to do the exact same thing, then it's somehow spiritual and meaningful.
It's the whole appeal to authority and pay to be told to let go of their cell phone. Not to let go of the cellphone itself.

Same for shit like chopping wood. They want to be told to chop wood, to plow the field, to do practical shit. And so far, the only way they can achieve that is to actually pay someone to tell them.

"No bright lights" tent lit up like Hiroshima at august sixth.

Oklahoma might be pretty shitty but we still have the Great Salt Plains, speaking of salt flats and shit. Only place you can find the Rose Rock in large numbers. Pic related.

user., you missed the point of that photo', T.B.H.

Who wants to get a job at the rope course ;^)

Turn over your cell phone and get in touch with your fursona at Camp Grounded

Goddamnit, I wish I thought this up! It's a good way to fleece a bunch of rich faggots all while I use their phones to buy myself a couple grand worth of shit off the books.

Hey, it'd be a few months before they got wise. After all these are the recycled paper tp using fruitcakes that went paperless with email notifications. Fuck 'em.

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ordinary summer camps do that shit too, user. I remember being a raccoon cabin when I was young.

It's not a "leftist" thing, it's a woman thing.
Everyone is assuming this is a mixed gender retreat but it will overwhelmingly appeal to women.
Hence the importance of money, if it costs then they can status-signal when they get back, flaunting conspicuous consumption is a way of showing off the quality of your husband.

nothing wrong with spoon carving. wood working is a top notch hobby.
t. faggot who carves spoons

WATCH OUT!

SHE'S GOT A KNIFE

Don't forget a Kek statue.

Solar Carving?

What is the simian trying to achieve here?

Liberal day camp???

Here and there under "Accommodations" they kept talking about "glampers" and since I didn't know what the fuck that was, I looked it up. Apparently it's a portmanteau between "glamorous" and "camper".

Overpowered as fuck.

Looks like a good place for a Breivik

No glowsticks? What the fuck how am I supposed to trip on acid without glowsticks and black lights everywhere??

I could use some tricep work hoisting people up on the rope course until they get tired and fall asleep. Sign me up.

"The absurdity οf what is considered
normal, "the organized insanity οf the normal world," seemed all the
more evident to the hipsters in the climate οf industrialization and frenetic
activity that, despite all the triumphs οί science, was meaningless.
Alienation from their surroundings, absolute refusal to collaborate or
to have any defined position ίη society were the rule ίη this milieu,
which did not οbly include the young, and which recruited its members
not οnly from the lower classes but from all sociallevels, including the
wealthy. Some preferred a new form οf nomadic existence; others, to
live at the most elementary level. The methods used by the hipsters to
survive the existential void through strong sensations included alcohol,
sex, negro jazz, high speed, drugs, and even acts οf gratuitous
criminality like those suggested ίn Breton's surrealism. They did not
fear experiences οf any kind, but sought them out to "receive tremendous
blows οη their own selves"

- Julius Evola, Ride the Tiger

It comes as no surprise that the liberal faggotry programming starts with children.

Pic is from the FAQ

True that. I like to push the nu-males and beta fcucks in the same boat.
I can see the women argue that "this is what I need now, to be happy" and have daddy pay the bill.
I got a sister that loves emotional arguments, and I'm familiar with the whole tirade of "but if I need now to sit in the sofa and eat chocolate and watch TV, I need to know you support my decision. I will start working out after that, but right now blablabla".
With the whole it will go to shit even more, but it will be (usually) my parents fault in my sisters mind since they didn't give her utmost support, but rather disagreement and even contempt at such a decision.

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Then the rave camp came and shit started going bad. Now there are no more hot springs, no more Nazi bikers, no weird freaky shit to look at, no guns

Just yuppie fucks from California looking to binge out on dope and rave.

it's literally

this, plus they're probably making a killing off of these fools, good on them.

And then he fucked you in the ass and left the condom inside, awakening the then latent now open homosexuality in you. Now you prowl rest stop areas for young naive boys to fuck in the ass, leaving your condom inside.

Fucking faggot.

I see someone doesn't understand the socialist life cycle. Festivals aren't about music, resorts like these aren't about what it's about.

This is a part of the socialist reproductive system. It's where the wife's son comes from.

sounds like a human trafficking racket.

Why dont these people just go outside, walk in the woods, go fishing, hunting, bike ride, walks with the dogs, hiking a mountain. The only thing I bring with my when I leave the house is my keys, and some cards. Cell phone only comes if I go out of town, and its usually turned off.

What is wrong with these people.

Thanks Satan.

Because this specific area is also subconsciously sold as a "safe space".

Well the idea is that they wont be alone. I could go for a walk in the woods or any of that stuff, but the likelihood that I meet someone out there to make friends with is slim to none. I think.

Satan is doing some really low tier evil today

fuck satan, get it together

Not really no.

I guarantee none of them have dogs. not even the Hollywood socialite brand of purse puppies.

I see people almost every time I go out and those things. Its just a friendly "Hello" and moving along. Why are people so fucking afraid of each other.

They need to be told what to do. They no longer have the agency to just "go out"

Sorry, you are going to have to finger-paint and learn how to play Kumbaya on the ukelele while entirely sober, pic related

pure reddipol

A friendly hello and moving on is not making friends. People feel isolated, and there is no real opportunity to meet new people in the adult world, unlike highschool where you're forced to interact with a large subset of people on a daily basis. I think these camps simulate that because it's missing from work life.

Everything liberals create is a bandaid on top of a bandaid of another problem they've created.

So the homosexuality, while no longer latent, isn't quite open? You're a closet fag? How old was your youngest victim?

Fuck knows. They're just retarded children and need to be treated as such.

I really need to get myself a man's best friend. Doges are great

Would it be unethical to funnel money out of leftists by making shit like this?

There is nothing wrong with extorting shekels from people who know no better

That's if they haven't given it all to Bernie.

We should try and shame them for not including refugees, where the fuck is the cultural enrichment these cucks so desperately desire?

Fuck, I mean they're most likely all leftists and are willing to depart with their money to chase that childhood high, but at the same time I don't want to take advantage of the mentally retarded.

They've got a special playshop just for you

Do it anyway. Retarded or not they would most likey vote for the status quo behind your back anyway.

I leave my phone in my car. That's how I detox.

On the other hand this sounds better than most of that team building shit they used your send us on.

kek

Yeah, you're right. These are the types of people that will pay $5 - 6 in a toaster cafe.

Ohy they do team building too, I'm just pasting from the summer camp program because the team building is pretty terse, being that the companies pick and choose from these same categories in order to build their own team-building programs.

Imagine paying $700 for three days of enjoying activities such as Free Time, Communal Dining, Pet Rock, and Sneaking Out.

How does organized Sneaking Out even work anyway?

All they need now are some pink flamingos to recreate the decadence of ancient rome.

That got a laugh at me.
Its easy as fuck to make friends now adays.

At the 2015 Camp Dance they had fake weddings so campers could get over their trauma from being dumped in high school

literally WHAT

I remember sneaking out during Cross Country camp to make out with a chick at the girl's camp, but that shit was a thrill because if we had gotten caught we would've been in HUGE trouble.

Is their version just playing Manhunt in the dark?

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Tell me your ways, I'm 27, 6ft tall 200lbs and just moved to a new town.

I find that people are intimidated by me, or are just not interested. Cant make friends at work because I'm a manager, and it's a retirement community

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Do you have any hobbies?

Unless you dress like a militia group member or a skinhead you're probably just an awkward conversationalist.

Who comes to camp? A bunch of multi-culti betas, that's who

Jesus fucking christ.

Boxing. Work gives me a hella inconsistent schedule though, so it's hard to meet the same people at the gym and form bonds or whatever.

Sort of. I'm bored to death at the idea of talking about shit that doesn't matter, and that's 90% of what people talk about. No one wants to get "deep", so I mostly don't feel like bothering with people. But I'm still human.

are wooden spoons nice to eat with? i only use long ones for stirring soup, they don't seem to nice for eating with

i think its drawing stuff by bundling sunrays with a magnifying glass and burning out drawings

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Eh, give it time I guess. Rome wasn't built in a day.

Wooden spoons, expecially l;arge ones, and the carving of it is a national art of the Sami people from Lappland. They make spoons so big you could use it to drink shitloads of soup

I have no desire to know the background of this picture

should be

Forest & rocks

You should make friends at your local firearms range and in the normal weight lifting gym.

Maybe join a running club or something. Boxers gotta do roadwork anyways, might as well make it social.

For what purpose? How do you get distracted by a watch? How is time itself triggering for (((them)))?

One of the things I hate the most about hippies is their ridiculous concept of "wellness". Certainly an hour of detention in the "Silence Tipi" will cure your chronic autism. If you're still feeling unwell, come for some wheatgrass tea at our Wellness Yurt. If that should also fail, there's also our all-inclusive Healing Space.

Fuck these people, they have no idea what it's like to truly be sick or injured.

Good idea. I had no idea the volume of roadwork I'd need when I started this shit. It would be good to have running buddies. Thanks.

You can't be serious. Are you an agent or just ultra retarded?

Please don't diss my grandma, this is her computer

is this what they call jogging nowadays?

Humans evolved to run. It's the basis for every form of competition we have except combat (boxing, wrestling, etc), which is still influenced by cardio.

I went from Sub-JV schlub to Varsity when I started wanting to stick with the top guys and talk with them while I ran. It'll happen to you too.

For some reason boxers call running roadwork. Boxing is full of slang because it's primarily an inner city black sport.

Let some unlicensed hack with sticky palms massage your taint. No happy endings unless you have a massage license.

No it's what boxers call everything that isn't punching someone else in the face.

expertboxing.com/boxing-basics/how-to-box/are-you-ready-for-amateur-boxing

I like it. No frills. Everything is work. Learn to love work, and working. Arbeit Macht Frei.

I'm tired of being told to have fun. I think I've never had more fun in my life than where I exerted myself fully, and I've spent my whole life avoiding it for some reason.

Try actual sparring without being able to run LONG distances. If you try to dominate, you'll turn into a heavy bag by round 2. Wont be able to move your goddamn legs at all.

LMAO WHAT, what fucking pedophile-run summer camp did these guys go to as kids? The two camps I've been to were Running Camp and a Boy Scouts one. I learned to shoot/sail/tie knots/whittle stuff at the boy scouts one and ran 10 miles a day at the other one.

And this was like 5 years ago, did the camps get all fagged up since then?

Underrated post.

Here's the type of camp they should go to.

Duh, that's why Lifty McBigBiceps is getting dropped if he doesn't squish his opponent in the first 30 seconds

If you want a good example of this, look up Kimbo Slice's UFC fights. It was pretty sad to watch.

kek

You just stare into the abyss.

I want to do this so badly I can taste it.

You could always befriend the skinwalkers

I don't really see it as a bad idea if applied in a way other than coddling 30 year old children. Teach people things that are actually useful.
A sort of camp where there are landlines to be used in case of emergency but otherwise leave your shitposting machines at home and learn things like shooting, woodworking, welding, milling, fishing, hunting, EMT training, etc.
You Holla Forumsacks who had people to teach you these things, be happy. I am not sure where I went with this post so I'm gonna go ahead and polite sage.

Right Wing Camp Squads

To be fair, I think white people doing recreational, outdoor, group activities to detox from the digital world can be a truly great thing.

Too bad this particular gathering seems poz'ed as fuck, as well as open to non-whites, despite whites probably being the only ones interested in something like this. They were so close to actually doing something good, but they had to fuck it up with degeneracy.

Rate my business idea Holla Forums

I want to start an internet PTSD rehabilitation facility where triggered SJW's could pay hefty amounts of money to clear their internet induced stress, and have some safe spaces where they can be at peace.

Liberals just can't fucking let go of the 1960s. They have to turn every festive gathering into a lobotomized Woodstock clone. It's so pathetic and maddening.

You could make quite a lot of money for little to no work, all you would need is a bit of money to start it off, maybe renting a place near a campus, filling it with soft and colorful childish shit, some legos and coloring books, some snacks and drinks, and then you could just sit there and watch as you triple your money.

there is nothing detoxifying about this camp. it is replacing one form of coddling with another.

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on this day…,.

…in 1934, Isabel and Monroe Smith opened the first U.S. youth hostel in Northfield. The young couple had discovered hosteling during a trip to Europe and had become devoted disciples of the German founder of the movement, Richard Schirrmann. Hoping to spread the popular European practice of providing inexpensive lodgings to young folk as they explored the world, the Smiths quickly built a New England network of hostels. They traveled the U.S., introducing the principles of youth hosteling. Although they believed they would foster intercultural understanding and community, the Smiths encountered stiff resistance from those who feared that they were secretly associated with the Nazis. Public officials and corporations withdrew their support, but the Smiths persisted and the hostel movement in the U.S. took root.

background

In the summer of 1909, a German teacher took his students on an overnight hike. They were caught in a violent thunderstorm and forced to seek shelter in a barn for the night. While the children slept, their teacher, Richard Schirrmann, imagined a network of inexpensive lodgings that would allow young people to hike around the countryside in safety. He thought of using school buildings, which after all were empty on weekends and vacations, as simple dormitories, adding washrooms and kitchens. The next year, Schirrmann published his idea, and the youth hostel movement was born. The first youth hostel opened in Germany in 1912; within a year, over 300 hostels were operating in German cities and villages.

Like I said, this particular camp is poz'ed as fuck, but white people bonding with one another over fun outdoor activities is a good thing in my book.

We should organize fashy summer camps as a superior option.

They exist in some parts of the world, but most often in secrecy because if anyone gets wind of them, the media will shine a light and they get in trouble (legally, socially, financially)

Yeah, you realize how fast the press would find out about those and slap on the "right wing terrorism training camps" title?

When I say fashy, I don't mean RWDS training camps or something. I don't even think it necessarily needs to be political either. It can be about simple things, like fishing, hiking, building primitive cabins, et cetera.

I don't even think you would need to advertise it as a white only thing, because it's mostly whites who are into this sorta stuff already. Homogeneity would be spontaneous.

I can hardly see how a western government could justify cracking down on something that innocuous.

I need a summer camp where I am surrounded by playful young nudist girls who joyfully serve and worship me.

Also did an Outward Bound expedition once. That was good. That was long before I found you scum.

You could go to a lot of ordinary resort hotels to do that, plus have a drink like a grown-up after you're done. This resort has almost all of the same things except for the hippiecrafts, pseudoscience, and coddling:

georgianresort.com/activities-and-attractions/outdoor-activities-hike-bike-nature/

If you aren't going off grid in 2017, have fun writhing among the feeble masses for your very survival in the great end of the age culling.

Honestly, besides a bit of poz, this stuff is fine.

Its literally Shit White People Like. Going outdoors and doing things together. In the national socialist state this would be commonplace just without some of the gayer shit and other cool activities.

I agree.

They're going about it the wrong way, but they are tapping into something that is fundamentally good about white people.

I don't have a kosherbox aka "smart" phone.

The stupid person needs apps to think for them. This shit undoubtedly has adverse effects on memory and cognitive abilities. People stare into those little jewboxes on every occasion.

Just put down the fucking box. Is it that hard? I have never owned such an abominable, cursed item, and I never will. My phone is used for calls and text messages, and that's it.

Leftists are the ones who complain most about not having money and now they are paying
700$ for something you can do at home for free.

Pretty sure similar establishments exist already.

This.

It is however a very sad state of their minds for them to need to use it as a break from technology. modern godless people unable to reconcile technology's role with in the natural world and have no stability for a balanced life.

If you're one of those cissexist shitlords who wants to sleep with their wife instead of letting a negro sleep with your wife then you have to bring a tent or rent one. It's a 15 - 20 minute walk to the main camp so that your horrible horrible heterosexual relationship doesn't trigger the Gender-Oppressed campers.

Sounds swell

Is my wife's son allowed to stay?

What the shit happened there

NO THIS CAMP IS TOTALLY NOT FOR KIDS, YOU BREEDERS ARE TRIGGERING ME

Wrong place, wrong time.

Right.

What if I tuck my junk in between my legs and cry victim?

I know (((laywers))).

It's much harder than it appears, i'd have to be extra careful so i don't trigger them.

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When I want to see the stars and get away I pack up and hit the continental divide trail for eight hours. Jesus Christ. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

No. No no no no no no no.

Look, I have to live in this shitty time full of mannish slutty women, assaultive degeneracy, purposelessness, crime, vulgarity, dirt, hatred for my race, my sex, and my religion, and the sure knowledge that my civilization is circling the drain. So if I have to slog through this fucking nightmare of a time, I'm at least going to enjoy to the fullest the one or two things that it does well, with modern technology being at the top of the list.

So no - I'm not giving up my smartphone, or my Kindle, or my 3DS. You can have them when you can compensate me by giving me back my country, a decent and sustainable culture, a political system that isn't dedicated to my destruction, and women who actually act like, y'know… women. Until then, go kick rocks.

It's a still from the original 1970s I Spit On Your Grave.

The odds of anybody running into skinwalkers running through a park is pretty low. Now if it's through the woods then he might have a problem

We need pronto.

learn how to crop buddy

What could go wrong?

Checked and saged.

I hope Jason Voorhees finds them and wraps them around trees while they are in sleeping bags.

It's not just a woman thing, not just a leftist thing, it's a "Daddy didn't love me and/or daddy wasn't there" thing, too.

I honestly don't see why we don't start jewing the stupidest of leftists using shit like this. Sell them fucking shoelaces but call them gender neutral shoelaces and add $10 to the price.

Because we're not jews.

But why

Well, and in the spirit of not being a fucking Jew, I will grudgingly admit that Digital Detox does offer their customers some value for their buck even if it's outrageously overpriced. Just because their camp is totally pozzed and gay doesn't mean it doesn't have any value whatsoever. I'm sure the faglords that go there are entertained and kept busy for all three days and go home happy. They provide food, accommodations, and counselors for all the activities, so there's overhead involved as well.

how do you think half of us suddenly stopped being NEET?

Tbh I'd pay for a weekend bootcamp retreat.

I've been trying to scam swagbucks, is there an easier way? Teach me oh master, in the name of kek please teach me how to steal from libshits

There's nothing wrong with stepping away from technology, I've tried to do that in my life at least a little. But this camp thing is overkill,-
If you really have so little control over yourself as to have to ask someone else to take your phone away from you then it appears that you are already too far gone for your 'detox' to have any effect.
go camping maybe? At least you won't look like an autiste

show pride and be in a pack and a tribe?

what a clever way to leftists to finally express there instincts albeit in a childish way, they long so much for a tribe to be apart of

I'm a literal internet addict (as are probably half of this board). I've considered going to rehab for it. It exists.

We'll obviously we need to make a group like that racists anonymous or whatever tother help our fellow a nonsense.

We shall call it…
Anons Anonymous.

Christ almighty, I'm in the wrong business…

gentlemen lobsters on the subject

They pretty much nailed it.

Meanwhile, in Russia

So basically this is just an over elaborate way for wealthy hipsters, numales and SJWs to go on a fucking camping trip.

You don't need stiltwalking, "genderful" camps and nonsense infantilistic summercamp bullshit… you need to get an RV, and go off the trail at Yellowstone for a while, ponder the Northern Lights at Gates of the Arctic or hike up the Rockies in Rocky Mountain National Park.

I guarantee the sight of seeing buffalo roam is 1000x better for the soul than wearing animals jammies and do coloring books.

I swear, British aristocrats created the Boy Scouts because they saw how weak the privileged boys were getting, society is so fucked up now that we need a Man Scouts to fix our broken modern "males".

Yeah, sure, but you're not a faggot who repeatedly tells anyone within earshot that "OMG I just NEED to go somewhere to out my phone down".

Also, suck it up and start drinking. Quit being a pussy, you don't have a problem.

think this is a Scientology front

you're a fucking genius user. we need this immediately

Again: They're infantilised. They're children. They've never developed past the childhood idea of getting away from the everyday and immersing yourself innawoods just meaning being taken to summer camp.

Welp, if I ever go RWDS I know where I'm doing it.

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Turn it into a hardcore Ranger's Challenge camp

Nice Interstella get.

So it's a Halloween themed dance for 16? hope nobody gets scared/triggered

This is what affluent children used to do during the summer, minus the brainwashing. Although I was such a poor nigger this would've been an undreamed of luxury.

I feel so triggered right now.
I need a strong black man to fuck my wife in front of me.

Is it the implicit whiteness of the PPSh?

Fuck. Why didn't I think of this to bilk them out of their money?

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Counted 5 black people, usually they don't fall for this shit

This camp is a really good idea. I'm sincerely happy for them.

That's been the rule in every military mess and gentleman's club since the days of periwigs and knee breeches: you don't talk shop. It's one of the better things the "Art of Manliness"/"The Chap" 'cargo cult masculinity' lot picked up on.

One of my instructors during basic training was a cossack.
P. cool guy

literal cucksheds

I would willingly give up all technology if I could move out into a sparely populated and bitterly cold area ( I like the cold and it keeps most pests away) …. screw this fucked up reality I don't need to be constantly black pilled by the jew propaganda machine or be informed about the latest degenerate nonsense they are trying to normalize…

All you need is some land, a rifle ( + ammo), an axe & a good dog.

These people need to be removed from society. Other than camping and unplugging from tech part these people are infantile. They are in essence paying for a children's summer camp for themselves complete with children's activities.
They did not have enough self determination to unplug from tech without having someone do it for them nor could they go out an buy a few camping supplies and go camping by themselves ( or with a few friends) nooo, they had to use a program…. low energy& low T trash.
If I live to see the day of the rope I will have a smile on my face all the way through it no matter how bad it gets.

Not really any places for men to discuss life these days face to face. Un-pozzed fraternal organizations barely exist.

The difference is that ordinary summer camps are for children

You have to give credit to the organizers of this scam who can actually sucker adults into paying for it.

kekekeke
these people would literally pay to get deported and work their asses of in a labor camp

This is what they imagine communism is like

So, they pay a ton of money, to go to a camp, to act like they're 10?

What's so hard about getting some friends, tents and beer, then going to the a park for a weekend? You can leave your cellphone or whatever at home, it's not difficult.

These people are mentally and emotionally stunted if they have to pay people to provide self-control.

you mean ((((democratic socialism))))

;^D

delousing camp? :^)

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Where's Breivik when you need him ?

Why don't you just fucking get your own tent and legos, and drive to the nearest forest.

Nobody enjoys >>>/out/ anymore, all these normalcucks want is a luxury resort in muh wooland scenery. Camping isn't an activity anymore, it's just a backdrop.

And I thought the army and/or marines were just that.

Sounds like a great way to scam idiots out of their money

You just went full plebian.

And i also went full plebian for not wiping off the sage out of the name field before posting.

Shit like this could be cool, if it wasn't so fucking gay.

Going out into the wilderness with all of your good buddies. Spending a week hiking, fishing, hunting, hell even bird watching. All without the constraints of a phone or the outside world. That would be fucking great.

This shit OP has though, fucking gay earth retarded.

Is solar carving used when a nigger reaches full woke yakub status and uses his third eye to zap things?

I hope James "Gas da hoods" Woods doesn't go for a detox.

The man is just out of control.

Nice Hitler dubs but the military mostly men to run long periods of time and to shoot a rifle.

I'm thinking the Man Scouts should be a place where men learn manly virtues and disciplines.

Learn honor, respect, temperance, stoicism. And things like basic carpentry, plumbing, car mechanics, camping, fishing, shooting… all the while getting /fit/. A place that makes nu-males into Clint Eastwood and Sean Connery.

All while getting rid of phones and Internet, etc.

I think a lot of people here would be down for that.

Make it, dude.

But don't call it "Man Scouts" call it something like "Virtus".

I don't understand "technology addiction."
People always used to accuse me of being addicted because I use a desktop computer and spend a lot of time by myself, but whenever there's shit like lengthy power outages or vacations I'm the only person able to function without electronic gadgets. They go on and on about how people need to get away from technology and how I'm probably going to suffer from withdrawals if parted from my work machine even though they're the ones who can't live without smartphones and portable music players.

This is one of the smartest things I've heard from the modern urban hedonist in years.

Same thing with me.

I guess it's because when we were younger we had to deal with long periods without acess to internet or electronics, for example like on a long summer holiday on an isolated countryside.

Basically internet outside of your home was considered a Luxury. We == had == to grow up with this, like it or not.

Current normies never faced such trials, and in practice end up being more addicted than we are, despite their normie signaling.

Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth you used to get on your bicycle and ride to the library where you would browse physical books that were 15 years out of date.

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I still do that, after seeing how sad it is to become overaddicted to electronic material.

I have in my possession (physical) books older than 15 years old.

Of course they'd make a point of putting as much (((diversity))) in there as possible

I still find it nice to read at the library (so calm) and it's all fucking free.

Lately it's been really empty, usually the only people who show up are niggers to browse the DVD section. Even the weirdos who used to use the public Internet aren't showing up.

I really don't hope they don't start closing them in my area.

Shit man… I can do that.

I'm going to have to start my own business of taking away leftists cell phones for money.

So they're advertising where Breivik should go next?

How is this for a nice Holla Forums approved summer holiday.

These fuckers actually RUN into the road, you cannot miss them.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3772571/Carnage-Calais-Horrific-crash-jungle-migrant-gangs-target-tourists-cars-MoS-journalists-badly-hurt-terrifying-new-ambush-technique.html?
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You can even load CP on their phones for free and report them later

Pleb

Damn that article is pretty chilling

What???! SHIIIET NIGGA, that's genius!!

These fucking camps are making top dollar off of these stupid ass liberals.. Like dude Leave ya cellphone at home, like turn it the fuck off and go to ya backyard and if ya really want to get in touch with nature then go….. CAMPING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON AND TURN OFF YA DAMN PHONES!

Hahahahahahaha

I can't believe we didnt think of this!! Quick pol… Let's brainstorm and think of something different to scam these dumbass fools, Make the paperwork legal too.

Good.
sage for offtopic

Yes I had this epiphany the other day; that anyone worth saving is already saving themselves. Ignorance is no defence anymore. Everything has become so divisive that you have to pick a side now; you're either with this globalist bullshit or you resist it, if only in your mind.

I don't think there's a single image on the entire internet as horrifyingly, spine-chillingly true as this one.

is that your grandma?

COLLEEN SWEENEY

975 W TELEGRAPH RD , SPC 41 SANTA PAULA , CA 93060 County: VENTURA Phone: (805) 525-1840

I feel like this is part of bigger problem we're not addressing here.

That bandana wearing hiphop nigger will be the hero in the next up-and-coming Watchdogs2 game.

When I want to see the stars I walk outside my house and look up. My nearest neighbor is a mile away, my small town is about 10 miles out. Glad I don't live near any niggers or jews.

That is an infinite mana combo, which is a big deal in mtg.

That's not a bad racket.

I charge my clients barely more than that and actually provide them with a three story house with internet access.

If I renamed my business and called it a rainbow unicorn pleasure camp for special snowflakes I could get away with packing them in like livestock and withholding all the amenities of modern civilization under the guise of a detox program.

My employees would probably kill themselves though if they had to deal with this many obnoxious faggots.

If I make it more like pic related, I might be able to have all the cucks show up for tolerance camp where they can rid themselves of original sin by playing slave for a few days. I can charge cucks money and then put them to work for me.

The business opportunities for exploiting snowflakes and cucks are almost limitless right now.

This is literally a playground for adult man babies, it isn't even camping, there's no survival involved.

I mean a slip and slide, a water slide, wellness tipis?
And blinking lights are prohibited?
Kek

And the camp will have limited communication with the outside world.

Absolute madman.

where's the jew?

Yez

There's already something like that it's clear "men's encounter "

Mensencounter.org it's a Christian organization but still

That's NOTHING like my idea.

Just a bunch of dudes get together to praise Jebus for a few days while the wife can just lay around with Tyrone all day.

Not quite there bud from what I've seen and been told it's more like a week long thing if study and contemplation as well as a place for men to be men, because turns out jibes wants men to act like men what a shock it similar enough that theyes might be able to help you set your thing up

How do you mock that which is already so willingly ridiculous?

Self-absorbed psychosis is a common treat in adults that have no children.

They think so much of themselves that their brain breaks.

Well they are 'Sami's so huge cutleries are a given. :^)

Back in my day we called this camping.

And at most you'd pay $10 for a campsite fee if you were going to a state park.

And instead of legos and genderfluid shit, you'd hunt or fish.

Even my liberal hippy faggot friends would at least go bird-watching, hiking, or go foraging for mushrooms and shit.

I genuinely feel sorry for anyone who thinks replacing cell-phones with legos will help them reconnect with the world.

It's their own damned fault when you get down to it. They were the ones that pushed twitter and facebook and social media in general as an integral part of every aspect of their lives.

They were the ones that made social media profiles into a part of their careers, requiring them to have a constant connection.

Without their incessant addiction to social media, they wouldn't have these problems, but now you've got an entire demographic of tech reliant, emotionally volatile retards who think they can't escape from a mean twitter comment and that such an experience is a horrendous trauma.

It's a damn good idea to get away from constant technological distractions and global connectivity for a while. That shit wears you down, getting messages and emails and other shit all the time, your brain never gets to relax.

But having to pay money for someone to discipline you is pathetic.

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i want a version that teaches man skills to NEETs. How many GBP to go to NEET camp?