Idiot leftists are paying top dollar to have their phones taken away from them in a summer camp designed for adults. Campers then "detox" from the digital world by participating in "playshops" such as Lego building, making flower crowns and friendship bracelets, and LITERALLY dressing as clowns in a class called "Absurdity". A bunkbed for the 3-day camp costs upwards of $700—and they have a "Genderful" cabin for the Gender-Oppressed:
'''Full Ticket Price: 'Genderful' Cabin (Bunk-Bed) Alongside the Male and Female Villages, the Genderful Village will exist so that EVERYONE can feel included and safe at Camp Grounded. By creating this village, we are establishing a home at camp for our campers that don’t identify as male or female, or even for those that do, but don’t want to be defined it.'''
Liberals are so fucked up, they now need a safe space from their own cellphones, tablets, watches, and game controllers. Liberals: Proving they're nothing more than overgrown children yet again.
Stops them from shitposting and subverting the populace for a few days.
Easy mode
Carter Jones
Perpetual, obnoxious, mollycoddled children.
I cant wait to see the complete mental and physical collapse of these people once the collapse hits. They have no idea whats coming, complacent in their little cosmopolitan bubble. They are going to get steamrolled.
I hate hipstercucks, nu-males and sjw shitstains so much.
Dylan Russell
Be careful with that flashlight, you might trigger someone
Daniel Young
And don't you dare talk about work, this is a furry playshop.
Cameron Diaz
Getting away from technology for a while doesn't seem like such a bad idea to me, sure they are acting like faggots about it but it's about the best you can expect from lefties. You all need to pull the stick out of your asses.
Gabriel Sanders
Camps, eh? Now all you need is a wall around it and start digging ditches.
Gavin Wilson
(Heiled)
It's actually not a bad idea to ban workplace talk.
Even though it's degenerate as fuck, Burning Man used to be a social experiment about using different forms of exchange other than currency.
Now it's a 300$ a pop networking session for Silicon Valley. Ruined the whole point of the gathering.
(It also pollutes the shit out of the salt flats)
Sebastian Morris
Fashy goys need to sign up and co-opt the whole thing. make it all about talk about going innawoods and hunting, make sure you outnumber the shitlib campers.
