Brit/pol/ #1191: Online dating edition

I just want a qt like Issy tbh

Reminder that there's plenty of room in brit/pol/ for based traps.

As long as they're qt and don't sleep around, of course. They should be traditional submissive monogamous wifeys.

Hungary’s Socialists want to REJECT migrant quotas
express.co.uk/news/world/706702/Even-Hungary-s-Socialists-want-to-REJECT-migrant-quotas

kill yourself

This is my old message for this guy:

I have some suggestion about your career path.

Why not progress in the area of logistics? This is one of the few areas that you can climb up the ladder without a specialized degree. Have you tried applying for the management trainee scheme or just becoming a specialist in some area? A good job is a supply chain/logistics/warehouse analyst. It pays about £22-26K/year. You need to have some general understanding of the SCM/logistics processes and know Excel and maybe some database shit well. From Excel learn pivot tables and making dashboards, graphs etc. Learn vlookup, hlookup, index, match commands. Best of luck!

That's top tier pulling, probably nobody on 8ch is cut out for it.

DIE

Fuck off. Filtered.

What did he mean by this?

what happened to your twatter, lad?

absolutlydisgusting.png

>semi-aroused by 3rd pic

No fap has gone too far tbh

I think I could manage it tbh lad, just not sure how.

You're threatening my no fap, lad

lads, does somebody have a link to the video in which Gordo talks with his dad?

It means they have their eyes on China and therefore by proxy Africa.

lads

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abandoned it
if I come back I will add you

Jamesons is open lads

Gordo could do vids like this

This pic was just too good to not do this to…

fair enough lad, thought the good goyim may have shoah'd you

the last one isn't Ginnie, is it?

Is it bad I know what video the first pic is from? It was pretty awkward tbh

Why would anyone date a single mother?

Why lad? It looks like some sort of alien monster

based pure pussy Ginnie

Ann Coulter just finished being aired in a discussion about Trump's immigration speech on CH4

Tune in to CH4+1 in like 30 minutes to catch her again

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being a cuck or being desperate for minge.

Need more women with penises lads, not going to fap though I'm on no-fap which will turn me straight tbh

what even is the stain universe tbh lads

Disqus raids. Evola essays. Three hour podcasts. Frogposting.

What bloody good does that do?!

Americans need to put on their walking boots and start doing some local politics.

has any one topped tourettes girl?

Bishop of Grantham first C of E bishop to declare he is in gay relationship

archive.is/Y7Ni5

forgot pic

You're in the wrong thread tbh.

Oi I've got to finish up at work, stop tempting me with photoshop fun….. actually no don't, fuck work

not yet, down syndrome guy is actually more understandable than the jamaican last week though..

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C'mon lads…

can you record it and put on youtube?

AVOID

pepe posting is enough to be a serious political force in the universe
last week proved it

disgusting
btw, does he also welcome rapefugees?

What are you talking about?

i get my news from Holla Forums and trs podcasts

Well thats a hamster shame. Biscuit I found her hamster fucking biscuit hillarious. It showed hamster how fucking biscuit biscuit progressive hamster we have fucking become hamster.

what

Who though oneclick purchasing was a good idea?

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Sounds like a word filter…. or really good drugs…

Wouldn't be surprised. Remember to these "colour-blind" old fools, more of those means more potential partners. #Abomination

who saw Eggheads tonight.? Genuine bespectacled QT on there..

Have you seen the one-click buttons they're doing, that people can order bog roll and such through?

They even patented it

patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/PTO/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=5960411.PN.&OS=PN/5960411&RS=PN/5960411

Thanks for making me feel good, based Sam

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Niggers, you missed so much fun..

How do women watch so much talmudvision? I can barely watch ten minutes without getting bored

don't they have 'you sure?' type button?

Sides are gone.

Prepare for 2 bell ends and this cunt

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What the fuck

And yes, she does keep punching herself.

WEW

Not for Amazon Video or Amazon Kindle it seems. I've even turnt off One Click specifically on my account setting

Stop ban evading ttpw. Nobody but you actually watches Talmudvision here.

Just in case I'm incorrect, no bully intended but seriously fuck off with Yank politics in the British politics thread. And there are streams online Yanks could watch 4+1 on. Duckduckgo is your friend.

shows are made specially for them
catering to their fucked up psyche

burn the earth

It's so weird to watch these.

What a fucking joke.

LADS
She can't be real r-r-r-right?

pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=119261648

Sex in the City for one.

A story written by a homo Jew, he just replaced fags with some over the hill women.

I wish that one day they have one that can't stop saying "nigger" or "filthy paki".

why do I suddenly fancy some hob-nobs?

link tbh

You some kind of bigot lad?

Watch her This morning interview, it's even better. She has a TedX talk but I've not seen it… yet

I got a pack lad, I'll put the kettle on.

tbh you need to dress up like one of your cartoon girls and take some cheeky trap pics

so fucking fake. any profile that gives off an unicorn vibe is some lad having a giggle.

Was probably a massive cock fiend in her early teens

counter-currents, red ice radio, NOBODY CARES

some people are desperate lad.

Won't be giggling when he has a wig put on and his bum bum split.

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probably created by some beta sniveler she rejected

Friends was crucial in introducing jewish degeneracy to a wider audience.

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Looks like it, reverse image search finds the pics in a few other places

Every country in Eurape will replace their govts with right wing parties won't they? That is the future surely…..how could it not be?

Why do you want to watch it? Just ask Gordo where it is tbh.

It was like nectar to normies even though it was total shite

Why not just ask one of the autists here?
Some user is bound to have it bookmarked

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=796666842

22:08

fake

google images
tineye

anything else?

I watched all episodes of this jew shit in my normie years

I love the way he pronounces "retard". Very New England

No way I'm sending my children to state schools.

pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=78249959

BISCUIT

I remember saying how shit, predictable and boring to my friends and they looked at me as if I came from a different planet…

someone is having a laugh

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Lads, I already feel wobbly after a finger of jamesons

We need to go loco, lads.

Never watched it only heard about it tbh

Hopefully

That has to be shooped. No way would he wear that.

local politics lads

wew fresh joe

Lads what the fug is Business Administration and why are they 90% of Apprenticeships? I very nearly fell for the University meme and I don't want to fall for another meme and waste 1 or 2 years of my life on something useless and unfulfilling tbh.

BISCUIT
BISCUIT

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Just get a brick laying apprenticeship

Don't fall for the tobacco Jew lads!

Jesus

Lad I smoked for 10 years and it didn't do that to me. Man alive, what is she smoking?

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You're a man, lad

Seems that's not possible until I learn how to drive tbh.

That's with one of those very generous filters too.

realhistoryww.com/
Mandatory.

mobile.twitter.com/JoeTwyman/status/771759130105225221/photo/1

B A S E D L I B D E M S
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Normie hashtags are rather boring
twitter.com/Chr_Cru/status/771784397511163904

why do you need to drive to lay bricks?

She looks 40+.

I did it because the job centre got me onto it
ended up with a level 2 NVQ and then a level 3. Now an information analyst, own home; sure enough I hate the job and will either be learning how to do bathroom fitting with a friend on the weekends so I can change career, or based bricklaying.

At best; those wrinkle filters are ridiculous.

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Wow UKIP accurate

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CUCKED

rayciss tbh

To get to the brick laying apprenticeship outside of the area I can easily travel to by bus or walking you nonce.

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Just change your settings lad, I'm on sky aswell but i can view it

Why do you have that switched on, lad?

B I G O T S

Goooooooodddddd….. it's working………..

Not mine.
realhistoryww.com/world_history/ancient/Blocked.htm

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fuck you

I saw a lot of profiles with them having fake flowers on their head, what's that all about?

Wagecuck here.

What have I missed lads?

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Turns out the Queen's actually German.

A BASED NEET CUCKING YOU

He's getting big, in a good way.

A very rare new Gordon was posted.

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You missed out on a secret bricklaying tip tbh

Gordon went to a job interview and got lost, fell over and was only kept going by lesbian sex fantasies.

Anime shitposters ruined the last thread.

Nothing else has happened today

why

kek, labour are less autistic and maladjusted than liberals.

That's pretty funny, whew.

Lads, I'm there

Forgot how good this feels tbh

Normie shit tbh

I can't stand it lad.

There are also a lot with the dog ears/nose

Just women being silly I think

FUCKING KRAUTS!

Knew it.

Would have to have a gf or wife for that to happen lad.

Rare and disturbing?

Considering suicide.

At least he didn't burst into treats this time.

They think it makes them look young. They are sadly mistaken.

Leave it to the Green Party to be such pathetic little cunts that they cant even decide on who should be in charge, even after voting for it.

God, Owen looks pozzed as fuck

They're unique special snowflakes and they're in with the in crowd with their special filters

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SPLENDID ISOLATION!

rip

If this isn't a perfect spot for a Brit/pol meet up I don't know what is.

Instagram filters

Remember this from the General election?

We meme'd it.

RIPlywood

We could all go to the club Joe Owens is a bouncer for

is he an active bouncer? that could be fun.

local politics kek

Country life problems lads. Never know where his dog will be if it will even be there and I've got 3 with me who are trained to work slightly ahead of you as beating dogs.

Still feel like a prick after my dogs engage though. There's no maliciousness there and his dog is way nastier if you walk past his garden and it's out but still.

Get a bike you lazy twats

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Why is he so based, lads? The haircut. The reggae music. The vibrant youths.

His videos just have it all.

ED MILIBAND I HAVE MADE IT MY TURN TO COME IN NOW

Liverpool is a peculiar one, it's like (((they))) are trying to erase its working class roots but it seems to be resisting better than most.

That's not to say it's not pozzed, but less so than other big cities.

Never thought I'd miss her and Ed so much. They were prime meme material.

He doesn't like bullies tbh.
toqonline.com/blog/street-fighting-man/

Isn't it like stupidly white for a large city?

working class people are the most important ones tbh
this is why they are so hated by (( )).

BASED POZMAN TBH

RATE THIS COMFY ROOM

nt bad but what the fuck are those cushions doing there?

Com/fy

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Comfy, but I personally prefer a recliner, that fire place and wood walls though, TOP COMFY.

Lad I put the search results for 10 miles. I'm not cycling more than ten miles every day. Nor even getting up an hour earlier than I'm used to to get a bus on time I fod yn onest.

Can't fit my arse on that sofa, lad.

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Looks pretty comfy/10

Yep, it's always been a xenophobic city, but that is rapidly changing in the age of (((University))). Another gambit at rootless people to destroy comunities.

Nothing to destroy TBH mate.

All the industry is gone, nothing left to do but ship in the Pakis who will push the working class out of towns.

I live in a dead town like this, everything that make it good is gone, what's left is just misery and drunk slags. I've even seen people shitting in the high street.

Remove cushions.
Remove art deco statues.
Sort that poofy lamp out.
Propah comfy.

DESIGNATED

Owens is truly based. Wish he would enable comments on his videos though.

This will be my fifth home.

Speaking of poz…

how much lad? looks expensive and i'd be surprised if you have money AND taste

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Give me a home, lad.

Consider Me Zarking Triggered

HE DID NOT GET THE JOB

It's kind of them to mark themselves out to other members of society, at least.

Who /britkike/ here

This tbh, British cities are just full of closed businesses and brown people.

I'm sure one of the Gords roaming about got a job in the Multiverse.

I will move out from my current home after we improve it and sell at some profit. Get another one, repeat a few times, get something comfy. Hopefully at 5th iteration.

Please post this as a comment

LANKLETS BTFO

Done. Does he delete comments?

JEWISH GAY NIGGERSEX

around

kek

he has to approve them

6ft and a micropenis. I was kinda hoping he was even taller.

pipe dream lad.

Anime!

Yeah, most people with a hormone disorder like him are at least 6'3 or 6'4.

maybe… maybe… we will see…

He's going to cuck himself letting his Asian wife be with black guys.

fucking hell

Anime is for youngsters though old yin.

why couldn't I have a hormone disorder? I could be tall like gord…

I don't like the idea of gordon being taller

WELL GOOD LUCK FINDING THE FUCKING BUSSTOP WITH IT!!!!!!!

She is delightful

Here he is, waltzing back in.

There is a lot of money in Africa. Chinks are already exploiting it without the White guilt.

Anime ja nai

I'd rather have functional genitals than height tbh

fucking hate it when i cum in my pants a little bit

aaaarrgh

That is a horrible looking Gundam.

How is your girlfriend's paki child doing, Proud Cuckold of Kent? :^)

while watching this?

yeah

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Gord no…

What am I supposed to do in this situation, lads?

topkek

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We support nationalism for all people. India for the Indians.

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He was talking about British nationalism though lad. He sincerely thought he was British.

Trump is finished, I love Hilary now

Indians are our kin, lad, Enoch said we have a spiritual connection

Mate.. please leave your body. Suicide right now.

Was he English?
Was he Scottish?
Was he Welsh?
Was he Northern Irish?

Been in the process of moving lad. I'm stuck in a foreign land yorkshire these days. The next year at least.

Lad i do hope you're being ironic.

Not a clue lad we haven't spoken in 4 months or so.

He needs all the free time he can get to focus on his bodybuilding career, tbh

I think you're gay lad.

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You are a homosexual.

Not just that, but a racial one too, providing they're North Indian.

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share with us

No u

I really hope this isn't successful in scaring away the cucks from Trump.

NIGGER
has a quasi-religious significance for Americans and most of us too tbh

>>>/imperium/ tbh

South Indians are basically abbo

what did they do with it?

He keeps talking about you based fuckers finding his okcupid. Can any of you link it?

Oh shit, sukumizu, my greatest weakness.

>doing a job that pays me £3K/year additional income

What did he expect?

I don't have a problem with these things as long as he sticks to his own race when procreating.

If he is as culturally integrated as he makes out, he will understand that.

While I certainly find East-Asians attractive, I don't get why some obess over them over European women

Is it just the allure of the exotic? Mans desire to spread his seed to as many different wombs as possible?

Might as well just be a BASED NEET instead and find something rewarding to do with all of your free time

Can you manage the sweaty mess he was when he got to the interview.

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I'm attracted to them, but i don't get some autist's obsession over them either, sure they look nice but I'd date a white woman over them anyday.

Gord literally wants muslims to take over Britain because "we've fucked it up"

Nice OC lad.

She's made me a hard-man, tbh.

imagine*

good pic, what's the context and who are they?

good one

I have a mild sweat on after biking to work after one coffee, and I'm in good shape, so I don't even want to imagine what that flabby abomination was like after downing a bottle of Mountain Dew and rushing around to find the place.

Semi-related question: Do you think Mr. Blobby is creepy?

I'd take any woman, as long as they are attractive to me tbh

Though, in terms of children, I'd find a white woman preferable

A strict theocratic and patriachal society would probably be good for Gordon tbh.

I've got 3 minutes in, and I cannot possibly think of a time where I've been more of a sweaty mess than he inevitably was, and I sweat CONSTANTLY through my hands.

Night lads.

Speak to you all tomorrow, Nige at 10am.

LBC?

Good night lad, tbh.

lel, I had a job interview today which I could have got easily and I just decided not to turn up to it.

Suck a dick Gordon.

Sweet dreams!

Paddy Power?

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lads is the paralympics pol approved?

a decent chunk of the british competitors are ex-soldiers which i support, but i've been reading the history of it and the paralympics was founded by a literal jew..

Mansfield & Ashfield Clinical Commisioning Group as Contracts business analyst.

Fuck that shit tbh, want the NHS to fuck off and die tbh.

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I guessed and got it very wrong I guess

Even so, I see no issue with celebrating the sporting achievement of the less fortunate (body wise)

Nah, bunch of spackas aren't they? Just fun to laugh at the tard rangling that's gonna happen,

to self reply it made me laugh that Holla Forums was right again when i found it out

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ludwig_Guttmann

DO you reckon she regularly eats junk food, or was it just for some TV thing?

i dont see why not, it show you just what crips can do so no excuses for them to sit at home all day claiming bennies

night lad

its shit tbh. dont bother watching it.

Gordon on OKC? Link???

It was on the campaign trail.
Douglas Carswell took the photo.

It's not exactly Hardman herself I care about tbqh, it's more that she's the sort of woman I want

Probably the first and last time she's ever been into McDonalds

Gord is getting a little fired up lads

youtu.be/CTqnMjVxM0o?t=29m13s

thats the "special" Olympics not the Paralympics

IF I DID NOT HAVE MY MORALITY, I WOULD FLAY YOUR ARSES ALIVE FOR BEING ABHORRENT SHITHEADS

t. Gordon

Bet he hasn't eaten her snatch though.

i will be there in 7 minutes

When will he stop blaming the right wing and start blaming his parents? smh. They didn't raise him properly

I bet she has a lovely cunny

HOT-BLOODED SMELLY NECKBEARD

he sounds like he's on the verge of being redpilled, talking about transgender people he supported 'betraying' him

Nobody cares about the ziomatrix, lad. It's not local.

Kek

NEVER SUBMIT TO THE WHIMS OF THE SHIMS

I imagine there to be a tiny bit of trimmed hair at the top. Delicious.

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Nah he's just a retard.

Literally gibsmedat

Reliability not apparant

The UKIP supporters surveyed better fucking be women.

BIOLOGY IS SSSSSSEEEEEEXXXXXXIIIIIISSSSSSTTTTTT
Italian government faces huge backlash over 'sexist' #FertilityDay campaign
standard.co.uk/news/world/italian-government-faces-huge-backlash-over-sexist-fertilityday-campaign-a3335526.html

Lib Dem

Tim approves

Looks like he'd have trouble eating anything with that jaw.

KEK

I hate him so much.

Diddling themselves to Nige tbh

libdems are a joke.

LOVE WINS

He will join National Socialist Alt-Right ranks in 2017.

There's no Synergy there.

Why lad? Prostate orgasms are redpilled

Don't lad, I'm on no fap

He should live for himself if he doesn't want to live for GOD .

You people all seem to have terrible friends. If it's not watching shitty tv, it's shaming you for having politically incorrect opinions. Is this an English thing? In Wales it would be odd for someone to really give a shit about a racist or even just a non-normie opinion (about terrible television).

Even he acknowledges he will never ever touch a woman

By which he means shit fan-fic of shit shows

Need I say more?

Which he won't even go on because he's too fucking autistic

Gordo has nothing to live for and should probably just kill himself

that hashtag triggered me so much

racist comments are not a problem, we openly hate pakis and the like, but cultural memes like tv are always for debate, it's not like anyone actually gives a shit though.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-37254770
Rotherham abuse whistleblower Jayne Senior investigated
An investigation is being held into complaints against the woman who first exposed the child sexual abuse scandal in Rotherham.

Don't know how you lads do it. I'm trying to watch this Gord video, but I just can't do it and I never have.

These women need saving from themselves.

Not sure if fresh OC or not? Noice lad.

Gordon should write erotica

Do you think Gordon would go on TDS for 10 minutes if they asked him pre-approved questions and gave him time to prepare answers?

He has and it's awful.

No.

Not sure about the last Twatter user, but the first 2 aren't even Italian women, they're yanks or Brits. Fucking women.

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I think he should go on the TRS.

Someone please post it so all of us can kek.

The advert even caved in and gave them that little piece of bullshit. But still they're triggered by it. Women are cunts.

The best way to make life difficult for the talmudvision is by flooding it with fake complaints and nagging about comments on shows and grinding it down into even furhter political correctness.

Reckless is an underrated member of UKIP. What a contrast between him and Cuckswell.
markreckless.com/2015/02/05/who-is-accountable-in-rotherham/

wtf is TDS

shoo shoo gchq

The only person I've ever known to speak of the wonders of diversity in conversation was English. It was really odd. He was actually lamenting/ apologising for the fact that people like him had driven the 'diversity' out of certain London boroughs.
Tbf, I have met a few English people who were not total retards, and this guy was actually pretty sound: it was just odd that he felt he had to lament such a thing to other people his age in a mutual friends' house, while we drank - with no non-whites present. I just remember thinking, 'Christ, these middle class Englishmen really do care what the media thinks of them.'

the right stuff

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The Daily Shoah

Sick of looking at him tbh

Weirdly enough, I walked past a cat that was puking up grass earlier.

You know you need a qt gf to fuck when you're spending your Friday night, watching some micropenis cretin sperg out in his smelly room.

HERETICUS

God-King gordon ought to excommunicate you from the man-bosom of the Esoteric Jahanist Church

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There's your answer. any normal working-class man would not have the time or inclination to give a shit.

NO, NOT AGAIN! I CAN ONLY CONTAIN THE YELLOW FEVER FOR SO LONG.

beat the yellow fever

lad

STOP POSTING IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

She looks Polish. Not that's stopped me before.

that that's*

I had another dream last night where I gained consciousness in it for about 30 seconds

weird as fuck, keep getting it more often

Check you're fucking spelling you retard

You woke up?

No, I know that I'm in the dream, I can think in the dream, I can feel in the dream

I dreamed that I was friends with Angelina Jolie, telling her to get rid of all her little adopted kids. But they kept following her around in a encircling her. I was watching from inside an old fashioned mansion staircase brooding my next move.

Lads would a banana without skin be able to penetrate a vagina?

a big sloppy one probably

How do you find a woman that isn't a degenerate?

Why don't you try it?

Lesbianism does nothing for me tbh

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no, long story lad

I don't have a vagina, lad.

That doesn't make sense, lad

Smells dodgy as fuck. Hounding people and making their life uncomfortable is what these bastards do when they dare go up against the system.

try it in your arse instead

No it would turn to mush, unless it was a massive gaping black hole.

Too busy laying bricks tbh.

what's the problem?

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This. Can't believe I used to fap to it. smh.

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Civic nationalism has gone too far.

who the fuck is that and how do we kill it?

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It's a Jap in blackface

dont give up fam

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I done goofed

I, and most of the people I know are middle class, though, and we don't give it all of this social signalling shit. I think the Southern English middle classes in particular have this inflated sense of their own importance which leads explains their desire to be viewed (by their inferiors) as being wholly moral.

I'm going back to no fap, it's not worth this horrible pain in my balls just for a five minute pleasure wank.

yeah nah

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Can't believe it actually worked.

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Oh. I thought you meant a big sloppy banana. Fucking hell. Why didn't God just make vaginas attractive? Smh

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Or drinking. This beer tastes weird now.

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because he doesnt want us to fuck them all the time
he should have made them even uglier tbh

Lad……..

Shut up you cunt.

Most women are loose roasties and should be purged, lad.

LAD

Must inject steroids into his dick too.

Culturally appropriating this meme in honour of based British bricklaying.
couldn't manage to make the file size smaller and keep the original quality

It's called lucid dreaming lad, and it's funky as hell when you can semi control it.

Don't you have some porn to masturbate to? fucking virgin wanker

Celts and Normans to blame tbh

i tried to shag a girl in the dream but it ended

Brilliant design, tbh

He's injected saline into his cock, documentaries have bee done covering people who do that. Usually they inject into their bollocks.

Why would someone do that?

Not a virgin lad, just dumped my gf.

You're still a cunt btw.

Degeneracy

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you sure that wasn't the other way around?

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do you really want to know?

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That's a big dick

why do you have that saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaved lad wtf

and your a big faggot

WHATS THE POINT

WHY ARE FAGGOTS JUST DEGENERATE FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Cummies, lad. It's all about the cummies.

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Who the hell wrote this? It seems like some random neo-nazi (and I mean larping prole, here) had his blog published.
Celtic society was just as hierarchical as any other at the time.

what does this even mean

TWO GIRLS ONE CUP

No, I love Virginia(who's a girl).

Nice lad. Saved.

Because middle aged women think it makes them 'just fabulous' and 'a hoot'.

Ejaculation. Semen. Cum. Orgasms. Dopamine.

Cummies.

whose*

to weed out pussy's

the leftists of our society are mostly yids taigs and scots

Could you ask for a better image of the modern woman?

archive.org/details/anglosaxonsuper00demogoog

No need to be salty, I found it interesting.

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is that a tranny

the ultimate karate champ preparing for his fight against that Irish lad.

vid.pr0gramm.com/2016/09/02/7e0056fcaf7be770.mp4

AVOID

you lads hear about that cutie Zoe? bet she's looking for a good strong man to hold her after her horrific ordeal.
just imagine bringing her home to Mummy.

Don't forget "sassy".

>tfw Wendy looks a bit like the taig self harmer girl
Argued with her a few times recently
Cunt tbh

Do women who get those type of nails done think they look good? they look like poo

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who

But couldn't they get off just with normal faggotry?
That was just gratuitously perverse

Have you dumped her yet?
You should have tbh

I NEVER LEARN

Can't really dump, she seems to have seen us as not having anything

Just like women, fam

Thank you. Saved.

Women leave after you give them food?

Civic

The more you cum, the more intense your cummies need to be.

It's why guys go from watching videos of a girl jiggling her titties when they first start watching porn, and then years later, after having no girlfriend and staying sane via masturbation, they're watching CP, bestiality, incest, and nigger cuck porn.

The more you abuse the pleasure centers of the brain, the more intense the pleasure needs to be so you can get off. It's simple really.

It's a Friday night lad. Get yourself British dog instead.

Enough is never enough for the demented faggot mind.
EXTREME FAGGOTRY WARNING

That face is disgusting, nice tits good enough for a shag I suppose but nothing more.

OOOF!

Shut the fuck up and do your job you arrogant stuck up cunts. No sympaphy for them because they're the same cunts who'll campaign for more immigration.

No need to spoiler the slags and disgusting cunts lad, how else will people learn?

It's allowed on JewTube?

Any of you lot want to bash a paki's head in?

I know I do, give your location and maybe we can meet up and have a bit of fun together.

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THE MEMES ARE REAL

LIB DEMS CONFIRMED CUCKOLDS

You know what. Fuck it. England can burn.

who /closetoorganisingarealgroup/ here

grim as fuck tbh.

Hurr durr it's art

CIvic as fuck

Friday night music

What? Where do you live? We can share a pint, come on.

Fucking hell

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(You)

The cities and urban areas can burn, the rural areas are ok for the most part. I do understand your feel though.

Jesus, I didn't notice that before they're like an elephants.

Sure lad I live at GL51 0EX

Might message her, ask why she thinks its funny to larp as an adulterer.

The one on the right looks nice

nice to rape and then hang

Are you applying?

LAD

Yes I agree. Let's do this together some day pal.

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What the fuck, she's six months pregnant and married and on a dating website. How disgusting.

Wait, are we not in SA/pol/?

yea bwoiiii?

Batty bwooooooi

I wouldn't hang her, lad. She looks nice. She could be a good mummy. Just have to remove the tattoos.

This is your average hen night.

Does talking on a dating website or app boost confidence lads?

All this latina pussy wants to flood into America and Trump wants to put up a wall. I can't even…

Wasn't there a Reddit post about a woman who sucked a guys dick during her hen night and the guy found out and called the thing off?

ive never seen anything sexual irl

the most ive heard is moaning, thats it

wouldnt know what to do if i saw it

lads help

I should but my harem keeps me busy. I disappointed one of them today. Also I still want to go to SEA and enjoy myself for a couple of months. I watched a video mind of Pattaya and it looked really horrible, there were elderly normies everywhere and the music was really loud. I also think the prostitutes touting for business would scare me.
Lined up a thai student for sunday mind, got her to use digital comics.

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That looks painful for the guy

Seriously, look up Jeb!'s wife Colomba and keep in mind she's one of the better looking ones. The vast majority are quite simply sins against nature.

Yes, join DIA for a bit lad, it really is a weird experience.

We are living in Sodom and Gomorrah.

Apply and provide us with stories.

Lad, don't worry
I've never fugged a girl but
I almost fugged a girl and had almost zero worries about potentially doing it
I suppose if you're a fat bastard and have low self esteem then you're fugged

Does he block or completely ignore people now? Not gotten a reply for weeks.

Wasn't being serious lad.

Even if they are attractive when they're young, they age like milk.

Probably will ta lad

I feel like talking to an azn chick would be easier than talking to a hwhight one so I guess it's a good step up

No shit lad, just wait we've seen nothing yet, next is total pedophilia normalisation, once that is not shunned upon in society the angels will hopefully visit to save the few and wipe the rest off the map

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Stepping stone rather

For those who haven't watched it(yet).

He's really cracking, he seems ready to go do something violent, imho. When someone like him snaps, the bodies hit the floor,

youtube.com/watch?v=CTqnMjVxM0o

Highlights include

BEST
From then on he just cries and rants that the world is dying because evil rightwingers apparently run everything.

I am actually shocked, guys, I didn't know he was this fucked up. He's really losing it. We need a real psychologist to diagnose this crazy fuck.

And no. I did not steal this from 4chan. I watched it and wrote all this myself, I swear

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/25/ukips-civil-war-could-destroy-the-party-unless-its-next-leader-b/

Shill the poll and vote Bill Etheridge. Meme it.

Just waiting for the end now, trying to do my best.

fuck off.

miss squeaky gordon

Why does he leave the bumfluff on his neck…?The beta mutton chops are bad enough, but the alopecia neckbeard takes it to another level.

Normies' faces would be priceless, and by "normies" I mean the atheist, "I fucking love science" type.

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Me too. At least he seemed kind of innocent back then.

Perfectly well adjusted member of society. Bigots like you are the problem.

He went to an interview looking a right tit

Anyone got the pic of him on Jobcenter computers while spreading his legs to some slag

this fucking reminds me that I'm going away tomorrow and I don't have time in the morning for a shave
I have a shit beard and havent shaved in a couple of weeks

JUST

Is that a rare Gordon?

kek why do fatties grow hair there anyway?

message me when you do lad.

Did he actually think he looked good like that? Was it the only thing he had? I mean, why would you wear the braces? They look vile, especially with the brown tie that isn't even done up properly or more importantly, straight.

Can't say he tried that hard to hide his identity on okcupid

okcupid.com/profile/Farshnuke?cf=regular

UNREPENTANT

The lovechild of Gords and Jay Bauman?

upskirtporn.info/upskirtporn_Gallery/4562760/Busty_Nerd_w_Glasses

in case anyone was interested.

Don't argue with the British chris chan fashion

KEK lovely pic, gord

STOP USING THAT FUCKING USERNAME IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR SHIT

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Lel

Gordo Gordo Gordo. When will he learn?

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>6 foot 1
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Don't worry. I am sure hundreds of "alt-righters" have done the same thing

LANKLETS

B
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Is his cat dead?

That'll sure get them wet

need this bigger, lad

For its sake, I hope so.

manlets, lower than gordo

Loving the fresh Jahans memes, been away for a month.

Wish i had my old folder, it had rare gordons from 2015

okcupid.com/profile/Farshnuke?cf=regular

Can someone with a normieaccount on this make the pictures at the bottom bigger and post them here

saved

web.archive.org/web/20160902213235/https://www.okcupid.com/profile/Farshnuke?cf=regular

He has a creative writing degree, he must know what he's doing

Fake profile time? Think we could get him to kill himself by breaking his heart?

apologies. my burger senses don't quite get your bong sarcasm.

have a pic of one of the only attractive older latin women i have ever seen….and her daughter

you just explained why the teenage latina birth rate is so high my friend.

Sooner or later, one of those female obsessive types, you know the ones that love a weirdo with a video camera, is going to stumble upon his YouTube and he'll have a girlfriend/stalker forever.

Done. Though I don't mind Diane James and see her as part of the Farage faction of UKIP she lacks a certain gumption. I've actually not followed the leadership race and personalities as much as I should tbh.

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I don't know, man. I think Gordon like myself is really loving towards his cat tbh

lmfao

kek

bisexual, lets find the guy some cock

Etheridge would sink immediately because of his infidelity

Fucking disgusting

WHY DIDN'T GOD JUST MAKE VAGINAS BETTER REEEEEEEE

he found cock lad, his boyfriend wouldn't please him though so he shouted at him and his bf cowered in the corner and then gord ran away

was a good chapter in the saga tbh

Lad, it should be a done deal now tbh.

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vaginas are made for your willy lad, not your eyes

Who is brit/pol/'s choice for UKIP leader?
Bill 'wog hunter' Etheridge?
Diane 'didn't turn up' James?
Lisa 'The Hutt' Duffy?
Phillip 'babyface' Broughton?
Elizabeth 'not sure if you would' Jones?
poal.me/wuapja

who are these people?

he needs a big buck nigger

to be fair, you're looking at the aftermath there. well-used pussy.

the unused pussies of the same women look significantly more attractive for being flaps of skin inches from their shitters

CWC TAINT CUNT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

So when will Gordon reach his tranny phase?

billetheridge.co.uk/

Based as fuck tbh.

Good.

I'm still not sure how neither Nuttal or Woolfe ended up on this ballot. It boggles the mind how UKIP let that happen.

Does 4chan Brit/pol/ still post about him? I rarely check it. Why mention that and write out a cuckchan? Bait?

Nuttall didn't want it. The cancerous NEC didn't want Woolfe on it

Was gordon in a mental hospital during early 2014?

The room looks pretty clinical and his videos are even more erratic

He cheated on his wife and has to take viagra. He can never be leader.

It's his uni digs.

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It's a 4chan phenomenon. Not just Brit/pol/.

I have to admit I did steal it from 4chan for (you) bait. Please no bullies

gord is actually pretty brave for not succumbing to his estrogen overload and just becoming a 'woman'

You sound like a nice and funny chap. Let's go for a pint in the future.

What stupid fuck allowed this

Lad, nobody cares. That's not politics.

Every kind of degeneracy you can imagine. I kind of want to delete it all but there's some great stuff here!

Is it just me or was his autism way more obvious back when he was younger?

Not only would he have the media onslaught of being UKIP leader he'd have the fact that UKIP voters would see him as morally repungant, and not even vote for UKIP.

So he was in a mental hospital then.

I want cute Gordon back.

GIVE HIM BACK

He had less awareness, now he's jaded and even more useless.

Based capitalism, tbh

w-what kind of stuff

he reminds me of what my cousin could have turned into if he didnt start getting medicated and shit
he was real fucking autistic until his teens, funnily enough he was obsessed with doctor who as well

y-you too

Niggers, traps, chan stuff

WEMB PLEASE

It was only recently he got his testosterone injections. Before that, he had less than the average woman. I think this has something to do with his large height too. Castratos were usually tall. He also "only passed the pube barrier" a couple months ago, in terms of penis length.

His job ended up with a depression and more pills.

Jesus christ, how did he survive secondary school?

In other words you've got a ton of porn, trannies and probably pictures of child models and cp in there. Most of us here were on Holla Forums around 2006 if not before, lad. We know the type of stuff that was there.

whats "chan stuff"

What a fag

*I like to dress up

We need to archive all this. Hes our very own Chris Chan.

What if he wakes up one day and deletes his channel. Everything will be gone, and the evolution of a leftist low test autist will not be able to be told to future generations.

Gordon is an asset to physiology and sociology

I'm really kicking myself that i deleted my old gordon folder. I'd pay 100 quid to get it back

Gordon would have made a great lesbian tbh

Nein lad, never touched CP shit. I'm talking more hardcore bondage, pissing etc

I cant feel my face tbh lads

Promising. I'll have to read more into him.
Yes please or firebombed

on the coke?

He's not exactly hiding.

pornhub.com/users/farshnuke/videos

I'm in a melancholic mood to be honest lads…

Do you think we will be browsing chans 5 years from now? When I started browsing 4chan in 2010, I never would have imagined that I'd still be here 6 years later.

Back when I browsed /brit/ and brit/pol/ was just getting started after the old Anglothreads on Holla Forums, I'd never imagine that brit/pol/ would still be going over two years later.

Its just odd. Will I grow old on Holla Forums?

fucks sake lol

I'm on it. Just need to clean up the space on the hdd.

Pretty sure he was when he was 23.

He actually seriously contemplated being a tranny in one of his vids

He was cute. He's become a monster.

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Would

I do like Joe tbh

archive please lad

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Checks out tbh

I went through a phase of putting everything under the same username and not hiding anything. Will definetely regret it if I even become well know

Nah lad, on th jamesons atm, havent drunk in nearly a year

He can't use his dick, lad, so I am sure he feels like a lesbian.

he actually went gay, and thought he was a tranny for a while. The story with most "LGBT" people

been on chans nearly ten years. Hate it, but hate it less than else where

Imageboards are the future, forums are dead. Reddit will die out too.

lads

ah fair enough kek don't go overboard

Same lad tbh

I think I'll always be here tbh

Is that you, lad? You're cute. I love girls.

How well known is his dA?

farsh-nuke.deviantart.com/

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I spent years 11-20 on chans lad, cannot imagine how much damage has been done, but oh well no point thinking about it too much.

lol
o
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He really does love blonde lebians then

Nice taste tbh

A MAN IS A WEAPON
BY ALEXANDER GORDON JAHANS

A man is a weapon.
Forged in fire, carrying a payload of pressurized rage, he goes through life with the incessant tick tick of self loathing.

What a monster, oh what a disgrace.

A man is lost, striving to be good, unsure of where to turn and who he is.
Life smacks into him and screams in his ears.

What a fucking loser, what a fucking virgin.

He stumbles, groping in the dark, suffocating, salvation so far away.

Misogynistic bastard, feminazi lesbian.

The insults fly as he dodges bullets and catastrophes, ego causing him no end of bother.

What are you, some paragon of virtue or the devil made flesh?

The man bursts out into the light, breathing in the cool night air.

I know who I am now. Not saint. Not monster. Just a creative fighting for fairness.

ARCHIVED

web.archive.org/save/http://www.pornhub.com/users/farshnuke/videos
archive.fo/MDEnG

^___^

deep

I have a house and a normie-life. I'm still here.

Why? Its literally just blonde lesbian porn

Its not like its scat or anything remarkable tbh

Lad?

tbh I hate lesbians but at least in porn it means they aren't fucking big black cock.

I think i might have done lad

i said to myself and SA that i would only get buzzed, but im almost done with the bottle, might aswell finish it i guess

it may be useful in a future

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I think I let myself down by mentioning the tagalog phrase and also having a tagalog catchline as my header.

Is that really you, lad? Post more pics

lad why don't you use a pic of someone better looking than woes?

Who is better looking than Woes?

Absolutely Esoteric

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Where doesn't he have an account?

adam wallace

Here.

Back so soon, Adam?

>implying he didn't buy an Holla Forums gold account just to post on >>>/skyrim/

What did he mean by this?

my gf

pls let her be my gf

I just wanted to talk to a girl, lad. Couldn't at least have pretended that it was you?

Now that's a tattoo right there

I can almost taste her greasy, fake tanned, cunt from here.

wew

dont think I'd pass easily as a girl lad