Mcdonald's

Today my mom will return back home from her mom, and she's gonnna bring me some mcdonalds.

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I hope they piss in your coke you stupid faggot

nope

Now when did the pound sign become the hashtag? It was dumb enough when it changed from the tic-tac-toe sign to the pound sign, but the HASHTAG? …

That's one
HECK
of an evolution.

No, we're not talking about monkeys or apes here, this is the REAL DEAL..

… the
REAL, DEAL

I mean, the next time I'm at the science club, and 2 people are arguing about whether not evolution is real, I'll just be SITTIN' at the back, sittin' and whispering "psst.. heeyyyy. Haaashtag.. Haaaassshhh-taaaaaagg"

Seinfeld music

eat shit and die

Will post an update when she arrives

You fat faggot. You deserve your miserable virginity.

Wow, who says i'm fat and that i'm still a virgin?
That's quite a pathetic accusation coming from a faggot on Holla Forums.

Just a couple of hours from now before i finally receive my mcdonalds.

you're a faggot on Holla Forums

Oh no ;(, now i want to killmyself because i'm a ''faggot on Holla Forums"
you roasted me so hard

He's eating McDonald's, isn't he?

Soon user, soon.
The time will come soon when i'll enjoy my mcdonalds.

Just a couple of hours from now

you could walk to mcdonald's and back twice by now and had two meals.

you can get a hamburger and soda for 25 cents

Eat some more fake burgers you fat fuck. Every bite puts you deeper into your hole of misery. You know that's all you have because you're too disgusting and subhuman to live.

Why imbeciles hate mcdonalds?

because it's basic and bland af, burger.

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fug

Implying i'm a depressive fat fuck who care's enough about junk and that you know me.