ITT we pretend hillary was elected

So that president!
She's doing super smart things because she's a woman! Am I right, folks? A woman! But I kid. The president is so awesome that she donates to Haiti! Am I right? This guy knows!

Hillary literally saved the white race

Isnt goldman sachs with trump as well?

Dude, this proxy war with Russia is sick! I wish I was in the Air Force so I could be dropping depleted uranium on Assad right now.

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So now that James Comey is dead, how long 'til we get a biopic?

"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."

All kind of porn is now illegal

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I wouldn't be surprised since they back both sides so they will always have one of their people in the government.