Brit/pol/ #1189 - Corbyn Wins Edition

Then again they'd probably just bother me and bully me smh

I don't understand, where did I go wrong?
Was I boring her lads?

He makes it look so easy

This takes 4 years to learn.

Engage with her emotions, lad

LMAO

It's easy you silly git. Put the border in the Irish English Sea.

Call her baka

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Bricks? I find wattle and daub more aesthetically pleasing

Is anybody else feeling /aryan/ here?

That's not gonna stop a wolf coming along and blowing it down tbh, lad

How are you lads tonight?

I started nofap yesterday and I already want to have a wank by using lube and this super stroker i have

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Haven't had a wank in a week and I've pretty much forgotten all about it tbh. It gets easier

but how can I work out her emotions when her profile reads like this?

Just care less tbh lad. You seem to have hundreds of these Asians in any case

How can the Home Office fail at deporting someone?

Fucking country shits the bed once again.

but its very depressing for me to be spurned. It really hits me hard in my heart. She's probably a racist I imagine.

Wolf's a euphemism for you know who isn't it chum!

best pickup line is the 14 words, but I doubt that would work in your case.

Okay, you have a plane. Where do you fly him to? You have to jump through all the hoops.

I don't see why we don't just Napoleon these fucks to some of those remote islands that the UK still has authority over. It isn't like we're doing anything else with them.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3769536/Taxi-driver-stopped-texting-12-year-old-daughter-judge-said-no-need-communication-day.html

big wew

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what are the 14 words?

smdh tbh

We should move all dwarves to one island and have it like something out of Lord of the Rings where they have their own civilisation subserviant to the crown tbh

Wales already exists, lad

We must secure fried rice and a future for animu pillows and dragon dildos

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So if no-one is going to claim responsibility for him and he has no papers to begin with, then he shouldn't be here at all.

Therefore, it doesn't make much difference where in Africa you send him because he probably broke a dozen immigration laws to get here anyway.

>>>/imperium/ tbh

Labour camp tbh.

They should dump them in a detention centre on one of our uninhabited overseas territories

rare

There is a job opening in Home Office. Asylum applications decision maker. It was in the previous thread.

Brit/pol should apply.

VERY IMPORTANT POAL

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Remember, lads. We're evil for not wanting to take people in.

Maybe they should use those guns for once in their lives

APPLY NOW

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Asylum Operations Decision Maker

Yeah, they are gonna hire NEETs for that

I'm a slightly autistic neet with a 2.1 history degree from a good russel group, I've worked for 3 years in a warehouse. Do you think I match the qualifications and would pass the exam?

Okay I voted for Bill Etheridge. I don't care if he doesn't win.

Fuck this leadership election tbh. Don't think I'll bother renewing my UKIP membership.
I'll see what Farage does.

Lads, a 5p charge on coffee cups seems pointless to me.

How would you lads respond?
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Isn't he impotent?

Why do you keep posting these polls

Is it an IP grabber or something?

Lad, this is my first post all day.

Pointless polls are part of Brit/pol/ culture, tbh.

If you don't apply you will never know. Just polish up your cv.

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Ste King got away with children gang banging one another because he's a Shitocrat libtard but I get the sense I'll be dragged into a cell if I even mention anti-immigration sentiments in my main characters.

Should I just Hail Mary and fucking do it lads? If I have to write another erotica story to get a bit of dosh I'll blow my head off.

I know how common polling is, its just thatI prefer the other polling website, the one you post is dodgey looking and sends me to an empty page that says nip

What, strawpoll.me?

poal.me has two big advantages. The first being live chat, the second being that users can add answers (if enabled by the asker)

shit poll

Never even heard of him before I got my ballot today.
Scanned through each ticket and decided he was the best out of a bad bunch.

You had the bird who'd dolled herself up for her main pic. The rest of her A4 sheet looked like it'd been put together on MS paint.

Then you had Duffy. Her fat face disgusted me. Knew who she was and I didn't like her anyway.

Then you had Diane James. I recognised her the most and I remembered not liking her much. Read through her A4 sheet and realised why. There wasn't any substance. Read like she was applying for a job in the city.

Then you had the libertarian meme man Philip something. His was really weak. He had a whole page in his booklet dedicated to thanking Nigel. Even said something along the lines of "I'm not sure anyone can replace him."

Then there was Bill's. I thought that one was a joke at first but he came across as the "toughest" most right wing of the candidates there.
So I voted for him.

Not that it matters anyway. I'm not sure what'll happen to the party.

go full allegory, lad

youtu.be/8froy8bbzlY?t=20m59s

Top kek

How much money do you get from writing that stuff?

they agreed on the wall though

tbh lad, it'll be the smallest, silliest thing that'll start the revolution.

Why do you think we got a special exception from the EU weights and measures acts?

I suspect we'd have left, violently, decades earlier if the continentals had started trying to argue we couldn't sell beer by the pint anymore.

WE WILL BUILD A GREAT WALL ALONG THE SOUTHERN BORDER!

Frogs out!

Are you selling on Amazon Kindle?

Nieto claims he made it clear he refuses to pay for the wall.

How many demons did enter you today? :^)

I say just fucking go for it lad. Authors are still pretty protected against bullshit laws like that aren't they?

Reminder to watch Trump's immigration speech.

The only thing it has to do with Christianity is that those blacks are false teachers and false prophets.

Loved that part.

I'll try but I might drop the spaghetti

Not enough to stop fucking doing it. Stick to your day job, but if you wanna earn a bit of side money, do it, keep it simple, rip off fan fiction if you need to, but you'll never feel respect for yourself.

I don't know how Bukowski did it, the drinking I get, the erotic writing I don't.

Ehh, sort of but not as much as I'd like to. Both can't be arsed nor can I find the lack of dignity yet to write a big novel like 50SOG so I can get a movie deal out of it and write for it.

It's a double edged sword, protected (I hope we still are) against muh hate speech because literary is considered proof of concept at most if it's non fiction, plus if you're under a pen name you're fucking set.

But the copyright laws are fucking disgusting. Oh well, if it sparks a revolution I could give a fuck about the money.

Freshish based japanese nationalist QT!

Sadly it's in moonspeak.She's still a better than ginnie tho.

Fuck off.

no u

I do erotic writing for my girlfriend sometimes.

tbh since it's personal like that I actually find it pretty satisfying.
Plus it keeps her away from that 50 SOG shite and porn so even better.

Can see how it would take its toll if you were doing it for cash though.

It's good to know that we have a writer among us.

Maybe write something like "The Mutiny of the Elsinore".

Go on?

Yeah i prefer strawpoll

And I didnt know tbh, never been able to access it and alway thought it was spam tbh

Watching right now actually. 1 hour in, he's been pretty strong throughout and I like what I'm hearing. American politics will always be a bit weird and ott to a Brit tbh, but really hope Trump gets in.

Is this the females worst nightmare?

I still remember being irritated early on in his run that the yanks were shitposting about him rather than analysing the serious candidates who were going to come even close to winning, or at least that was my thinking back then.

That was your fault for doubting, tbh.

Your sister sounds like a bitter bitch for saying such a horrible thing tbh

Has she ever had a bf? probably projecting, you should tell her that she's projecting her worst fears onto you and that she'll be childless cat woman working to make others rich the rest of her life

But in all fairness she isnt technically wrong, everyone dies alone tbh

So what's gonna happen to all the traitorous Labour MPs?

Sounds more like romance writing with erotic elements, glad she enjoys it. I agree, keep her away from 50(((ZOG))) shite. It sells well but fuck me is it drab.

If you were writing erotica you'd be thinking about starting a shotgun with your mouth kek.

Hell of a fucking book, got a lot of ideas to do with writers like that tbh.

Got about 500 plots queued ready to go, just need to break writing habits from the shit I do now back to what I used to do for fun.

I've wrote a bit of OC on here best I can when I'm bored.

The stories about Owen Jones becoming a big dog at the BBC and Gordo becoming a pozz cannonball to break the siege of London were me

It hurts my brain to explain it but shit like how common law and civil law have crossovers and make it a bit muddled, a lot of it's to do with the Berne convention from the EU. It'll change when we fully Brexit but I think I MIGHT still be good under Authors' rights I'm still learning about it all tbh.

Authors' rights are basically economic and moral, economic means I have the right to transfer it over to say HBO if I make the new Goy of Thrones or publically publish it for plays like Shakespeare, moral means I have the choice whether the book is a reflection of my personality or me writing as a concept. I can even dictate this after I die.

So for instance if I write these Nationalism books, I can say they did indeed reflect my personal opinions at that time and still do when I'm an old man despite having plausible deniability whilst I'm a young whelp.

A lot of laws to do with writers are a bit skee-whiff, I'm trying to avoid publishers so I can avoid being fucked by them.

An ancient nightmare, a modern day reality.

All my relationships have been pretty dull, can't say I've ever felt love so I don't mind all that much if I do tbh. She has and is in a very wobbly relationship (her only one). Guess you're right

wish i had a joint to help me sleep lads

Another shill or sucker for the big dope lobby.

barbiebangs
Is there a south american equivalent of DIA?

What a shame tbh

Dunno why women feel the need to say such earth shattering statements sometimes

I'd say dont worry about anything tbh, what started the fight if you dont mind me asking? dont have to talk about it if you dont want to though lad

youtu.be/8froy8bbzlY?t=37m46s

God I hope he wins.

Straight to the gulags of course.

top kek. Why have I never heard of this mentalist.

Interesting stuff lad, I've been meaning to have a bash at writing for a while but have a real hard time getting my ideas down. Though if it was just fluff for the quick shekels maybe I wouldn't care so much about the quality. How much do you make off it if you don't mind?

Cheers for the response.

Also you're not Augustus are you?

He used to write a fair bit of the OC, specific example being the ADTF.

I've applied, have you? ssl.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/5vyK2GwYrdQGFvCJyKNfZhn/join-the-question-time-audience

Why not publish under a pen name and with Amazon Kindle platform? I used to buy a lot of books from the unknown authors. Market for the alt right content is only going to increase when Trump wins.

Sure lad, I didn't wash up even thought I did it for lunch but she has done it for dinner the last couple days without asking me to do it. The she got really pissy and I tried to walk away but that didn't work. Don't really mind the whole thing I'd just wish she didn't turn into a bitch so quickly over nothing.

I might sign up now.

I take it they keep you in a database of they are coming to your town?

Quantity gives you more money but quality means longer shelf life

Depends on the season, winter months about 7k solid, summer is either 6 or 8 depending on public mood.

It's easy for side dosh tbh but I made it my main job because working at an insurance company was killing me.

Least I get to stay at home now though.

Considering it lad, might even start next week. Need to rev it up before November then.

Has he withdrawn his comments about getting ISIS around the negotiating table?

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This is the immigration I would like, in order of priority:

Speaking of writing for the right…

Not sure about the title "Beatnik Fascism" tbh

Hmm thats pretty fucked up of her then, just to snap over dishes and say you're gonna die alone

Thats actually unacceptable, you should pull her up next time she says some shit like that

If you want to do so I mean, but really wtf

Deport them from life.

Lads my friend just gave me a call and said he saw my brother with a twink looking bloke at the pub and when my brother saw him they left what do I do if this is true and my brother is a faggot?

(Checked!)
Triple doubles confirm your success!

What about the Afrikaners?

Suppose they'll fall under, White, Christian Europeans. And American blacks fall under Bongo Bongo Land.

PRAISE BE, PRAISE KEK

BRIT/POL/ BLESSED BY KEK YET AGAIN

I AM CHOSEN, WITNESS ME

(Checked)
Women lad not even once, out of curiosity have you felt love before if so what does it feel like?

Hush you! Chairman Corbyn and his glorious 5 year plan will bring prosperity for the workers and for all. HAIL CHAIRMAN CORBYN

saw this on the TL lads

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This is true cancer

youtube.com/watch?v=sYUP9Yt9vcs

My life is a whole ordeal tbh lad kinda boring and sad
Only had sex once with this one girl, but then I ripped my foreskin (phimosis) and had to get circumcised, havent bothered since then

I sound like a total faggot by saying this, but I dont like the company of women, most of the ones I've been around seem shallow and only care about going out and drinking rather than bettering themselves, and I get too paranoid tbh, I would be a terrible partner quite honestly

So no, never been in love, dont feel like I will be

Probably gonna get a vasectomy aswell, I have too many hereditary health defects like diabetes, bipolar disorder, aneurysms etc etc

Really sorry for the blogpost tbh, shouldnt even post this tbh, you dont need to respond if you dont want to lad

i bet corbyns got a room in his house thats full of old soviet stuff.

Someone posted the fucking song name in a another thread and it's too late for me to Shazam it.

Lads you know how we go on about the old cock carousel thing

There's this girl I get on rather well with, she's not a model by any means but I do fancy her and I think she likes me. I was thinking of asking her out and all that, but I've found out she's a virgin, and I'm not sure if I should anymore as I've done the equivalent and been a degenerate shagger through uni.

Do girls care if you've ridden the pussy carousel? Even if they don't, is it moral to take her on and ruin her purity, even with an eye for marriage in the future?

Wow, that sucks a lot lad. But yeah same I find women boring to talk to, that doesn't mean I want a cock up my chuff. I wouldn't have a vasectomy, there's always a chance you find a nice women then realise you are boned cos you can't have kids.

>mfw a girl told me she was definitely a virgin but that she broke her hymen horse riding.

Yeah I bet she rode that horse all right kek

This. minus the vasectomy though.

If you like her and could seriously see a future I'd say yes. If she wants to fuck after the first date that's up too her, it's hers to throw away but it'd be very unmoral if you lied to her about how serious you are about her.

top key, this girl hasn't actually told me she's a virgin her friend did
Horse riding can legitimately take a hymen though it's not really a measure of virginity to the point we believe

inb4 fuck her.

No, you don't shit where you eat. I keep my personal life and work life seperate.

Never fuck people you work with, that's just asking for trouble.

Alright, considering it's already graveyard shift and we're already talking about women:

A girl I like has been liking lewd stuff on Facebook. I brought it up with her on chat. She told me she had no idea what I was talking about so I took screenshots of the lewd pics and sent them to her. She got really mad and called me a pervert.

How do I fix this lads?

Let's make it a rhyme lad, rhymes stick better.

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Yeah I know that might be the case, but adoption might be better for me, I do have some resent towards my parents for having children since my mother has diabetes and my fathers family is rife with fucked up mental and bowel diseases.

I just dont want to say fuck it lets have kids even though the child will more than likely have a bunch of health defects like me and will probably end up resenting me as I do my parents

Just break it off.

I meant to say

I do harbor some resentment towards my parents*

my bad I'm tired

Well, that kind can, sure, but how can sitting on a saddle manage that? Just sounds like a lie tbh

Just call her a perv in classic NO U fashion and start spamming morality man

It's not about the lewd pics, it's about the lying and going crazy at you part - pie her off lad, you don't need her in your life if she's mental

wew lad, denying reality won't get us anywhere in life

Top kek, well said

Just what kind of horse riding do you think goes on that breaks hymens m8?

This tbh

youtube.com/watch?v=CENRPpuh320

New Alex

He seems terrified, more than usual.

>post yfw people legitimately die from horse riding

It only happens to children afaik. Horses don't ride smoothly like a bike and you're sitting bow legged. It's not hard to see how this could happen to a little girl.

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Poor lad tbh

Ididn't realise a saddle penetrates through a girls underwear up into her vagoo m8 when horses gallop

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I felt a bit bad posting it tbh lad

r/ing some drug dealer forums lads. Wanna see just how easy it is to arrest them.

Would have made a great Lex Luthor

Nice lad, that's pretty decent. Best of luck, hope you make it big one day.

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Sure thing, Jezebel.

Or Davros.

twitter.com/KeithJahans/with_replies

Reminder to tweet Gordon's dad.

Come on, lad: it's an emergency report. Due respect, please.

So is Corbyn winning a good thing or bad? I don't keep up with Brit/pol/ shit other than Nigel. I honestly thought your country was CUBAR'D CUCKED UP BEYOND ALL RECOGNITION

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Comrade Corbyn winning means labour is unelectable until they get rid of him/forever

Does he still suck dick?

he has genuine fans and its all our fault

Can we meme him to do actual daily life vlogs, his autisitic moments on film would be glorious

Wheres the pic of him at the job center with his legs spread?

Awesome, so the leftists cucked themselves then.

From my point of view - yes. Owen Smith is a total cunt. He's possibly even more of a good goy on all of the usual issues. He's banking on Blair's betrayal having paid dividends so that clones thereof can now enjoy political power courtesy of the Nu-Labour educated (that is to say people raised entirely alienated from even vaguely conservative or patriotic thought) and the foreign hordes that have been invited in.

WHY IS NO ONE ANSWERING ME

You deserve any slag that comes your way

Apparently Thursday nights are dead. Pretty slow shift tbh.

How will these work?

Give your brother a call?

Say your mate spotted him and thought he looked worse for wear…

Moles with C4 strapped to them, they'll tunnel towards the sound with their super mole senses and blow up anyone who tries to dig under the wall.

I did call him no answer, I dunno this all seems a bit fishy, he left his qt as fuck gf just the other week for seemingly no reason and she's crushed over it.

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Sounds like your brother might be a bummer

Take his ex qt as your own tbh. Not weird.

I think it would be a bit weird tbh lad… but I totally would if she would tbh

I don't think moles are likely to mistake the sound of a gang of shit-encrusted, maraca-shaking hyper-emotional arriba-niggers stampeding into America for the sound of tasty worms.

I'm hungry tbh lads

No one is here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

4AM crunch time. Try to sleep or power on through?

Power through lad, we've got this

Yeah fuck it. got a NEETbux interview tomorrow and looking shambolic can't hurt my cause

That's the spirit lad

depends, if you're going for spasticbux then yeah, but normal jobcentre banter, it won't work in your favour.

Yes. Women don't go to dating sites looking to chitchat endlessly with guys they've never met.

I hate how dead brit/pol/ gets early in the morn

I'm a spasticated gub-gub snail man. Hopefully the ATOS panel will recognise this and send those sweet sweet gibs my way

Hey, 8pol.

I'm trying to turn 4chan brit/pol/ national socialist by posting Nazi memes and copypasta, but an user has accused me of being a shill not from brit/pol/.

He asked me these questions to prove his point:

Help, lads.

you looke online to see what the test consists of?

It's basically a giant list of questions about what you can and can't do because of your condition. Basically you just have to make your life sound as shit as possible. Last time I bleaked a social worker out so hard she started crying. It's a thin line between laying it on thick and getting fucking sectioned.

FUCK OFF

you're filtered

worldjewishcongress.org/en/news/louis-farrakhan-calls-jews-the-worst-enemy-of-african-americans

archive.adl.org/special_reports/farrakhan_own_words2/on_slave_trade.html#.V8j_mcvTXqA

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_Relationship_Between_Blacks_and_Jews

haaretz.com/opinion/.premium-1.722769

sounds rough. I've got to go for one eventually, I've got ptsd and cognitive difficulties from an accident etc., I've been told to ham it up a bit, like making out I've got no time perception etc just to give me the proper time I need to recover because the four-six months isn't enough, according to my doctors.

Jerrycucks raus…

Vid related, even though I'm no burger I can sympathise. Also fuck word correct when I type in British English it has a red wavy line underneath because it's trying to say it's spelt wrong.

newsshopper.co.uk/news/14630497.UPDATE__Two_arrests_after_15_year_old_girl_gang_raped_in_Bromley_park/

Did they actually issue the ethnicity of the kids that killed that Pole?

could they be more effete

It is such a daft policy.

The plastic bag surcharge makes sense, it is no hassle to keep some old plastic/ cloth tote bags in your boot or take a rucksack with you when you go shopping.

How many people are going to carry a fucking cup with them everywhere they go incase they want a cup of coffee? And what if you want several cups a day, do you just pile the fresh coffee on top of the residue of one you had 7 hours ago? Will each coffee shop be expected to offer a free cleaning service with the drink (that will be great at rush hour).

And what about the variation in drinks sizes? Some days you may fancy an espresso and others an extra large ice based monstrosity, do you need to have a range of cup sizes with you at all times?

Idiots. They just need to call it a day.

Furthermore:

2.5 billion a day? That’s about 40 cups per person per day.

And of those only the cups of 10 people are recycled?

my bad on that.

Each year. Most of them are paper anyway.

bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-36882799

Fearnley-Whittingstall should stick to cheffing tbh.

Maybe we could have an uber for paper cups where newly arrive nigger children run about London collecting paper cups for recycling in big sacks. There will be a value on a bag of cups for recycling. This is what I hate about UK recycling, local authorities make all the cash. It's my fucking waste and you should be paying me for it.

Fucking middle class 'celebrity' cunts.

Morning News

Andrew Tyrie: Government should set out Brexit aims
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37252843

Fury as Sturgeon snubs Union Jack for PM visit to Scotland - but now flies GERMAN flag
express.co.uk/news/uk/706375/Fury-as-Sturgeon-snubs-Union-Jack-for-PM-visit-to-Scotland-but-now-flies-GERMAN-flag

Green Party to name new leadership team
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37251361

Merkel facing election BATTERING: German leader set for defeat in own state over weekend
express.co.uk/news/uk/706499/merkel-defeated-own-state-AFD-weekend-polls-open-door-immigration-far-right-Holm
It would be further proof of the failure of her open door immigration policy which has given the anti-immigrant, anti-EU AfD a massive boost across the country.

Migrant Crisis

CALAIS WARZONE: Riot police fire tear gas to hold back HUNDREDS of UK-bound migrants
express.co.uk/news/world/706372/Calais-warzone-riot-police-tear-gas-hold-hundreds-UK-bound-migrants

Armed migrants ambush top British horsewoman in 'horrendous' Calais attack
express.co.uk/news/uk/706480/Lucy-Phillips-armed-migrants-horse-equestrian-vaulting-calais-attack-jungle

Calais 'Jungle' camp: UK urged to take in 400 refugee children
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37249847

ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

Absolute cucks.
I hate the fact people like these have children in the first place but there are based people out there who can't for medical or whatever else reason. It's disgusting.

The egotistical cunts probably believe in evolution but refuse to believe humans are subject to it.

TOP KEK
'A fuckingg traitor' Counter terror cops hunt foul-mouthed Jeremy Corbyn supporter who launched a vile tirade threatening to HANG moderate Labour MP Ruth Smeeth
"The gallows would be a fine place for this Dyke piece of Yid shit to swing from” - Corbyn fanatic
…..QUICK!! A JEW HAS BEEN THREATENED!! DEPLOY THE SAS!!
thesun.co.uk/news/1712291/counter-terror-cops-hunt-foul-mouthed-jeremy-corbyn-supporter-who-launched-a-vile-tirade-threatening-to-hang-moderate-labour-mp-ruth-smeeth/

Top kek. The left, showing their tolerance, love, and friendship for all mankind.

Bet they don't read the Guardian or spend all day trying to out social signal each other on social media

I'm looking forward to a military coup in all honesty. There seems to be a lack of Mudslimes joining the armed forces so unlike Sweden we might be alright and get a good purge going. The only thing that worries me is a permanently militarised and biometrically locked-down nation afterwards.

The alternatives are is too black-pilled to even discuss.

Islamo-Tranny neo-BUF led by some dashing Anglo specimen when?

I was looking at my Christian dating website that I browse, looking an hoping for that wife out there.
I came across a real cutie, good looking, same personality, at least in profile, intelligent, educated, not snobbish apparently, down to Earth. Looked at her politics
I thought, well ok that's a strike against her but I can try and persuade her otherwise,
Anger was starting to show at this point
Ok that was the final straw, nope not touching with a ten foot barge pole.

The BBC referred to him as a troll

Completely ignoring the fact he was a Corbyn fanboy.

What's going on?

Missionary position in Africa should have stopped you dead in your tracks - pun intended
Well done user, you've avoided some rare diseases there

How can a Christian browse that unironically.

Christianity, when properly understood, is a religion of losers
archive.is/46kWK

Gay Anglican clergy to defy church's official stance on same-sex marriage
archive.is/TiBlA

Has anyone kept their faith in Christianity?
archive.is/zVe0o

Senior bishop calls for change in C of E attitudes to gay people
archive.is/ZfQlo

I bet these are the same people who "fucking love" science.

I don't know lad, those archives I can tell just from the titles they were authored by people mainly outside of the Church or who's purpose is to destroy Christianity within our nation.

Funny how they focus so much our approach to homosexuality, demonising it because we think it's degenerate, but won't mention at all how Islam treats people outside of their religion.

Kek, yeah lad you're right I should have stopped when she mentioned Missionaryposition , especially in Africa. The search continues.

Yanks trying to imitate brits is fucking cringy.

The first is by Giles Fraser.

Which is it? She's either a complete nitwit or a drooling retard.
all of the above.

Oh fuck that then. I don't know how that man can call himself a Christian, never mind a vicar.

Have you tried eharmony?

I know several Christians who have met their wives there.

No lad, I'll give it a look though. I've heard only bad things about it in the past, that and match.com

The same way a kike ayyytheist can call himself a Christian and lead the bloody Church….

When I become police commissioner I will relieve the MPS of their obligation of their budget draining 1-800- PROTECT-A-YID and Blair protection duties

t. Non PC Plod

These freaks need to have their children taken away.

When I was 5, my favourite colour was pink. My parents didn't saw off my dick, they let me grow out of it because…..I was kid.

Exactly lad, the worst part is he gets television coverage as representative of Christians. Bloody disgusting.

Many years ago before I grew tired of non-user Internet usage I signed up for it and it during one of their free trial weekends and it generated me zero matches, which pissed me off as I had spent three hours filling out the data fields.

Since then however I must give credit where it is due. I have first hand seen it find partners for several people who I know, people with distinct personalities, not just those looking for anybody to spend time with. Most of them have been Christians and met other genuine Christians.

I know a few people for whom it hasn’t worked but overall I am quite impressed with the results I have observed.

Globalist Schulz has NO right and NO mandate to do this
When do we march on the EU lads? We're gonna need to liberate it!
EU Parliament chief softens line on visa-free travel for Turkey
dw.com/en/eu-parliament-chief-softens-line-on-visa-free-travel-for-turkey/a-19520203

He did vote Leave, which was kind of surprising.

Kike plants given coverage on kike media representing the kike's greatest enemy, whoodathunkit

Haha. That should be a UKIP policy.

Sounds like your parents committed a crime by suppressing your true sexuality by letting you grow out of it, the bigots

Pink is an erotic colour tbh, especially the tones female children are given. I've been thinking how I probably wouldn't let a daughter have pink clothing because of that in particular. Though I'm not entirely sure.

This woman needs to be gassed

twitter.com/sproudfoot

It all adds up.

Environmentalism = fuck the poor

Welby? Didn't he have an article saying that the church wouldn't involve itself publicly or something?

literal hobbit name

My children will be dressed in grey trappist habits and be taught to dig holes from a young age.

No, I thought you were still talking about Fraser.

I asked for a dolly once when I was a little lad. My Mum just humored me and gave me one of her friends daughters old ones.

I lost interest within about a day and went back to my favorite HE-MAN and battle cat figures.

A kid doing that now could end up with his entire life destroyed.

Scary scary.

Oh right.
A Gaurdain writer who undermines Christianity voting Leave is surreal.

I put my sisters dress on once. My dad smashed me in the face with the butt of his SLR and then threatened to stick the bayonet up my jacksey
PROBLEM SOLVED

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Even if you don't agree with the video. It should be a watch for all lads on here even to those who think ww2 was rightfully fought and won by us and the yanks, it's still a documentary worth watching.

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MAGIC NORDIC TALLY STICKS OF FREE CAPITAL

It's fucking terrifying. Like something out of a South Park episode, only it doesn't end.

It does feel like a biblical end times scenario. The fact that most people see no problem with is the hardest part for me to deal with.

And that’s from people who will happily consider my views on “controversial” subjects without blowing up at me.

What?

They are the forces of Nurgle.

Corbyn has the potential to fund the BBC for another thousand years if elected.

I have a lefty Christian friend going insane at the moment, constantly quoting Revelations and even saying he is an ayy lmao in human form. This is all due to the military events happening and Trump. It's not really funny, but I cannot help him as he would never listen to me. I never even revealed my power level, not once.

Not enough trumpets.

This is what liberals actually believe.

They don't stop to listen to themselves for even a moment.

I BROKE NOFAP YESTERDAY BUT IM NOT GIVING UP

Just before I woke up this morning I had a dream that it was sunny and I wanted to go surfing (never been before)

When I woke up that feeling went away when I realised who I am

How do you reconcile the fact you've wasted your life on computers and video games while living in the most beautiful country on earth?

Not sure what to say there, lad.

See video.

Can someone tell me how brit/pol/ found out about Gordon?

You take two moments out of your morning to book a bloody surfing lesson, lad.

SHOO SHOO

You made an anti-ukip video back in 2014 dressed in a Dr. Who gown but made it private after it got enough views. It was your bet video Gordon I hope you know that. Nothing will ever compare. Please make it visible again.

You wasted what time you had before.
Now you realize, why waste even more?

TELL ME

NO YOU SHOO

Yeah, it's insane. The neocons and democrats hate Trump because he's likely to go off the apocalyptic plan and instead of letting ISIS be incubated, just wipe them out. Setting the middle-east plan back years, even decades.

I've heard about this a lot over the last five years in conspiracy circles, but it never really got any MSM coverage. Dunno really what to make of it. I think a lot of stuff like this, or the mass deaths of fish and birds etc., could be deliberate to stoke up apocalyptic fervour in the largely evangelical populations of the States. Something I tend to call eschatological brinksmanship. Essentially a psyop, to keep them in a constant state of paranoia.

OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL

That's a new experimental U.S.A.F aircraft hitting the sound barrier or weather balloons.

LITERALLY NAZIS, LITERALLY

What would all the middle-class cuckservatives read then?

A lot of the footage is faked (same audio track used) which throws the rest into dispute. Who knows.

Those are funny ways to spell swamp gas, lad.

Leave the innocent swamp gas out of this.

What plan?

Destabilisation depopulation and a toppling of the far more stable Shia regimes. Two theories one is to by pass Russia's stranglehold on Europes energy supply and remove their allies in the middle east the other is the Yinon plan.

tbh

What the long term plan is I don't really know. But at the moment it consists of sand pirates eradicating Christians, Kurds and other Indo-European populations out. Dugin and the Russians seem to think an assault on Orthodox Christianity is on the cards, because it is the least infiltrated. To be honest though, how much of that is bullshit I don't know, but for one it has alway been the aim of Mudslimes to progressive eradicate Indo-European cultural traces in the Middle-East and central Asia.

Highly advanced alien race forgets about germs.

Looks like the based civic lads over at halfchan are having the same problem we sometimes do.

G** I*

Not true, there's tonnes of people chitchatting shit with me on that site, its actually quite tiring.

It's sad that we've split, and that I can never go back to that place
Although at least only the worst parts of brit/pol/ were left behind

4cuck are real civic lads. They see no problem with mixing with the foreigners if you can 'breed them into British'.
Not only that but the fact they stayed in cuckchan after the massive SJW mod nuking Holla Forums just shows you how utterly cucked they are. They're more like reddit fags than channers.

Pics related.

they unironically think the tories are based and theresa may is redpilled

Are you seriously suggesting that NEETposters and mummyposters are somehow not the worst part about these threads?

Morning lads

Funny, but we'll be the ones vidicated.

I've seen it lad. I'd seen them also talking about Jeremy Corbyn unironically saying he's the best thing for the Labour party. That and the SNP lads on there who unironically shill for Nicola Sturgeron. That was what made me laugh the most.

They're an integral part of our culture

Why is Kay Burley such a cunt lads???

They're shit, and they have no place on Holla Forums in any way, shape, or form

Into the trash you go

Bet I could tame Sturgen with a can of Iron Bru and half a packet of cold chips.

fuck off newfag

*Sturgeron.

Are they trying to make this a thing.

They only started in large numbers after the General election, before then, the threads were relatively ok, as Bateman was the only poster of that kind.

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And nope, i keep calling it that tbh

Misread your post tbh, thought you were being sarky tbh lad, my bad

It's the last bastion of implicit homo identity.

i didn't expect it could get that much worse,

LEAVE THEM ALOEN
im sure people killed themselves after seeing al murray steal nige's seat. can imagine them hanging infront of a tv with his smug expression of shock and niges sad face

fuck you, fuck you anti-neets, this thread has been claimed as pro-neet per the get

SNP is just angry nativism tbh

Morning lad.

Lolno, the faggots from /brit/ and /r9k/ started posting in these threads after Holla Forums's /int/ was killed for being a bunch of faggots. And now they won't leave.

You do know that at one point, not every other posts had the words "lad" or "tbh" in?

no lad, its better this way.

I honeslty thought someone had photoshopped a vagina onto him

Hopefully it dies of aids like them

Morning

youtube.com/watch?v=dgLK5f-U4EY

Anyone seen this yet?

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fuck off lad tbh

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the better times

\ / \ /

All I can make out is a large mob of Africans chasing someone.

I will add Swindon to the list of places I shall never visit.

Lad you'd get fucking pegged

The fuck is that about

I'd like to see that grumpy Scotish midget try.

/brit/ meet up that went down in /int/ hitory as the most autistic failure ever.

Rare Farage

Looks like an artists impression of a brits from /int/ meet up.

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Mate she'd be on you like a rabid ferret. If you're lucky she'll grease your hole with cold chip fat.

RARE NIGE=
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What happened? Any screencaps of the whole thing?

soon
theres been a few 1 to 1 meetups

COMMON
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Like when Ginnie fugged that tripfag?

Never forget the golden rule:

Just because you make small talk with strangers on the internet doesn't mean you arn't all autistic losers with nothing in common in real life.

Not likely the cold chips will slow her down and the Iron Bru will put her under from a taurine overdose.

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Lad, I don't tripfag anymore.

I'm sure there's something archived somewhere.

The masses will revolt when they can't watch x-factor, I'm a celebrity, hollyoaks, TOWIE, eastender, coronation street and emmerdale anymore.

order-order.com/2016/09/02/corbyn-loves-work-drinks-session-lads/

Wew

Can't stop the circus signal baby.

What if we could find a way to sabotage these shows?

Kek, Hogan and Melania tag team. DO IT.

Crash the media with no survivors.

BBC needs go aswell tbh.

Coronation Street bosses have already been in trouble for making a "racist" comment in the show recently.

Use their own weapon against them. Grind them down by political correctness to ridiculous extents that they're no longer enjoyable to watch even for the most braindead of people.

For panel shows, push and rally around for the most boring people ever to appear on them.

Make fake complaints all the time as if you were a nigger after free coupons.

Have they not learned anything?

The old devious type of media master and bosses are dying out and losing influence thankfully, the reigns are being handed over to idealistic and theory driven plebs who can't contain their own "power level" so that leftist envy and idiocy is just over pouring now.
balder.org/judea/Mind-Bending-Power-Of-The-Masters-Of-The-Media-Nick-Griffin.php

LADS

Post your

A STRONG paki basher is an EFFECTIVE paki basher

OY VEY! SHUT IT DOWN!

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It's Hulk Hogan 2.0
I hope she wins I really do. Fuck it, I'm putting a bet on Trump winning the election too.

I'm weak as fuck at the moment, due to back injury lad. Used to be a strong lad but not at the moment. I'll just have to rely upon tactical assault spoons maybe a gun too

1pl8
cant squat with weight(no rack)
40kg
cant do OHP garage is too small lel

i havent weightlifted in months
im a pathetic sack of shit

Don't know how to do those properly
30 KG atm
30kg excluding the bar
Don't know because the weights arent in kg

Haven't exercised properly in months, I've got a right beer belly.

Wish I was self-employed and more physically active tbh.

You can do dumbbell squats

How can we take back financial control of our nation lads ?

Beach boy's dad is trying to stay relevant.
Speaking of relevance, Nick Griffin's comment was true.

express.co.uk/news/world/706285/Aylan-Kurdi-migrant-crisis-EU-photo-anniversary-father-Syria

Ive never thought about that actually
I think my form when I squat is really poor though, my heels come off the ground when I go down or I cant bend my knees

Starting strength has some good pictures to help with form.

starting again, lad

Don't squat heavy until you've fixed that or you might injure yourself

youtube.com/results?search_query=squat mobility

That's literally all it's good for.
SS and GOMAD is a mem tbh. Rippletits is a hack.

Hollow weights filled with 50kg-60kg sand that I push about out in the garden rather than going gym, dunno what my 1rm is.

What exactly do you mean by that lad?

Same here lad, there's a picture in my Grandmothers house, from a couple of years ago where I'm really /fit/ looking happy, smiling. But now I'm a fat fuck, no where near the 22tone NEET mind you, but still with a belly. Back injury did me in.

I used to be a skinny fuck but confident because i'd made a tonne of social gains last year

Now i'm big but reverted back into a sperg

That's all I got it for, I don't have anyone else to spot for me and check my form. Also I'm not dumb enough to use GOMAD and secondly I swear 4chans /fit/ put the SS debate to rest.

Removing the parasites from banking & making government print its own money without interest.

aka remove (((THEM))).

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

Got two broken ankles from 6 years ago, they still hurt from time to time now. Injury tends to be what fucks most people over.

In other news, remainers BTFO (as always)
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/09/01/ftse-100-breaks-6800-and-pound-skids-ahead-of-uk-manufacturing-d/

Daily reminder that Brits are nasty, racist people
yougov.co.uk/news/2016/08/26/one-five-say-uk-should-not-admit-single-migrant-tu/
This really hasn't been shilled to Brexit campaigners enough.

Spending too much time here it doesn't teach you healthy social interaction.

What kind of injury? I have a ruptured disc but have reduced the symptoms through physio to the point where it's a non-issue, and now lift 3-4 times per week.

I know. But nowhere else on the internet interests me

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Same problem, although I blame myself for not cultivating enough interest. I'm sure I'm juts being lazy.

I hope so lad, I'm taking it slow, just with walking at the moment and support belt but it's a pain in the arse that I used to be able to run 10km just a couple of years ago no problem and now I can barely walk.

It was a severe spinal injury, had to have two surgeries to correct it. Physio just made it worse before and after the surgery so I'm just doing my own thing now.
Although I spent too much time sedentary I'm trying to change that.

Yeah obviously people haven't been paying much attention to other nations trends on immigration.

Same here tbh, I only really check this place out, dailystormer and ukipdaily for the latest news. Forums are dead and filled with redditors anyway. I have 2 people I'd call friends and I can interact with people at work, but I invest most of my time into my family tbh.

Pretty obvious they only want the Swede women and the leprechauns' pots of gold.

Why isn't New Zealand on there?

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It's been a year already? Fuck me

Pretty sure Cromwell got the leprechaun and ate it's heart and that's why the Irish never forgave us.

Oh look a special snowflake claiming someone was racist with no evidence archive.is/ANGub

Sorry to hear that lad, it sounds worse than mine. I wouldn't write yourself off yet though, there was a point where I couldn't get out of bed and thought I'd never even be active again, let alone lift weights, yet here I am. And sitting is by far the most exacerbating factor for someone with a back injury (it's bad enough for people with healthy spines, it's downright destructive for us); it's even bad if you sit with perfect posture, because it's an inherently unnatural position for the human body to be in. We take the piss out of the Slavs, but I bet they don't get back problems as much as us seatcuck Westerners.

twitter.com/amnestypress/status/771667385619132417
And the shilling never stops.

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:^)

I've no idea but looking at the results you can tell it's well in line with our character

Why the hell some white nationalists think it's a good idea to have Poles and Romanians come over here and fill the roles of tradesmen is beyond me. And that's the best scenario because a lot of them just steal and do jobs that aren't in high demand and talk in their own language.

They're also SHIT tradesmen, no better than Indian electricians.

At least I can use these delicious pics again.

You got the one with that kid plus the one from Nice side by side?

That 3rd pic needs to be spammed.

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Thanks lad, and I hope you're doing well in your recovery too.

I also completely agree with you about sitting and chairs, I was at work in a call centre not too long ago just a temp job while I wasn't studying. I found a really comfy chair, it was perfect for my back I went to sit down and start my work, then I got a pat on the shoulder
I asked, did you buy it?/
It was a young lad probably in his late teens 20s, I asked him what was his bad back?
He said he'd fallen over in football and was hurting, stiff.
I felt like telling him to fuck off but that's when my supervisor piped up and said
Glad I left that job the place was filled with spastics.

Give us a call any time you want, Germany.

Alright, I've lost all attachment to monarchy.

There's only so far you can go and blame it on them being brainwashed/having bad advisors. He should know better.

No I haven't lad, if you have it post it please it's a good one to use.

Agreed lad, it's probably one of the best to combat normie arguments for taking in more 'refugees' into Europe.

It's such fucking irony too since the only reason he is King is because of his blood.

WHO HERE /ANGRYTHATPEOPLETHOUGHTMYOPINIONSWEREN'TTRUE/

deport them six feet underground

tbh Brits have only cucked subservient genes left since the rest fucked off to America. smh

Were they remainers, sounds like it?

If nobody will take them just drop them off on the Moroccan/Algerian coast in dinghies. Their racial brethren will either take responsibility for them or they'll learn to swim. They physically can't stop us because of our naval and aerial superiority.

They were, but I'm fucking pissed they thought i was saying my beliefs for a laugh. Like i was just trying to stir up conversation, the fucking cunts.

You know what to do

I'm not sure how to feel about this. Bloody French cunts.

tried running earlier. Almost died tbh. Can't believe I am in such shit shape. smh

Did you tell them

You need to put these people straight or they'll always try to patronise you.

People at work who disagree with my politics will not discuss them with me any more, only the ones who agree with me.

Not all on them are bad tbh

I was asking as I don't have it, unfortunately.

HONORARY ANGLO

Have you tried cycling lad ?

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One of my favourite kings tbh

Running's shit exercise. Do swimming, cycling or rowing for cardio.

I prefer walking tbh.

but I don't want to get bullied at the pool. I do have a rowing machine though.

I did lad, just wanted to vent.

Probably the best King after Alfred. Never asked anything of his subjects that he wasn't willing to do himself tbh.

Running is fine, but I wouldn't recommend it to fat bastards or people with bad posture due to the effect it would have on their joints.

Sucks tbh

twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/771645387056697347
the cucks are telling someone off for wearing a burka

Niggers can't swim, chavs over the age of 11 don't like water and the pakis/indians just sit in the jacuzzi. Drown any migrants. You'll be fine.

Hate to sound like a shill but with a decent pair of running shoes it can be tolerable exercise, otherwise it's hell.

What was the woman from AfD hoping to prove with that? I mean, she's succeeded in making the socialists look retarded, so it's a success.

I have a tiny cock, am extremely fat and I'm covered in stretchmarks. smh

Hasn't the AfD become cucked?

I'm content with that being the only reason she did it.

oh shit waddup

Remember despite the "social experiment" done recently on the burka woman on the beach that most people still want it banned even if it's not a main issue in the country.

I think whilst we've still got the weather to do it another social experiement should be done. Get a muslim woman (or an Indian and just say she's a muslim) to wear a bikini and have a muslim cleric or just a man in muslim garb telling her off and see what the reaction is.

Scousers are objectively shit. Not enough people died at Hillsborough.

You're just mad because our city is whiter than yours

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ONLY ONE TEAM FOR ME LAD

I bet you think the Irish are white too.

Must have been hell living with his mummy tbh.

lel. Premier League is shit anyway.

liverpool is full of chinless cunts

I love Virginia.

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That bint's not even from Liverpool, you spazz.

But Everton are my local team

What happened to Radish mag, lads?

How do I avoid getting the Liverpool chin? I am losing weight now and I'm afraid it'll look like that when I'm done.

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It's genetic lad. I'm so sorry.

plastic surgery

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what are you going to do when your glasses break during the race war lad, can you cook?

Yes she is and she's an Evertonian too

I love her lad, I really love her, tbh.

lad

Well I am too fat to see it right now. I am sure it'll be fine. I heard it had something to do about the way you breathe.

Going to need that for my skin anyway. smh. God I feel sick.

Do people get phantom pain in their removed skin?

I'm crying tears of joy, lad. Do you really love her?

wew

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kill me

You know the answer then lad.

what

just did 60pushups tbh

missed an opportunity for some folk music tbh

What does any of this mean

Lad try writing that again.

I really truly do lad. I want to make her googly eyes pop out of her head as I skewer her with my thick circumcised schlong. She'll squawk like a chicken and have her autism cured if I'm set about her, I tell thee.

What the fuck are you on about lad? what ambulance?

Work for it, lad.

I think I love Virginia the most out of anyone here.

yeah, I've spent hundreds of pounds on suits that are a bit too big for me (I was quite fat last year)
need to bulk up tbh

Anyone have the picture(s) of the fat guy in a pinstripe suit and fedora with Italian shoes?

liar, it's me then fat larry then you.

I know that pic
pure cringe tbh

I don't know if that's true. Do you want to marry her?

Marry her and make her happy, lad.

How do you know how much each one of us love her? How can you rank it?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/02/it-was-terrifying-top-british-horsewoman-describes-ambush-by-mig/

oh yeah well once I saw her in town going to cafe nero so I went in and had a coffee just so I'd be in a room with her even though I don't like coffee
she was with some blonde guy though so i just posted memes about her on the free wifi and didnt talk to her

Dont think I have that pic

Have some other wierdos in suits though

Done that as well before, lad; I've a few now that fit me decent, though I'm working on getting rid of the beer belly so they're less snug.

ffs

I just know lad, deep down in my heart lad I know. Her love gives me the second sight.

I'm crying, lad. That's beautiful. We all love her. One day we'll all meet and take turns filling her up.

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You just said the same fucking thing again with no explanation as to why the fuck there's an ambulance

Filtered

You giant man baby

filtered for my own good, tbh
some limbs just need to be chewed off

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Hello lads! How are you?

what the fuck lads. why? its the ambulance i sleep in ffs

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You haven't explained anything, we're wondering why theres an ambulance, you have one in your back garden?

About to head into London, pray for me, lad.

yes its my bedroom

Can't wait for clay pidgeon shooting on Sunday tbh.

May the Lord bless you and keep you SA!

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I dont understand any of it so im just going to ignore him tbh

Too confusing

Your bed is shaped like an ambulance?

no its an actual ambulance, an old one, that has a bed in it

why do you sleep in an ambulance lad?

Just checked out Cuckchan Brit/pol/ for the first time since I left there during Holla Forumsharbour. Has to be the most autistic thing I've ever seen. Autists raging at autists raging at autists.

What the fuck are you on about, you have an old ambulance in the back garden you live in, are you autistic?

First to recreate poo poo pee pee wins.

Slay a heathen lad.

picture of ambulance now

He's full of shit.

I went there earlier in the week, they were talking about anime and posting anime pictures. I had to refrain from smashing my fucking computer screen in. There is something about using anime pictures as reaction images that just sets me off.

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It's the fact they think a smug anime picture is a good rebuttal to your arguments. I could tolerate it if they actually presented arguments along with their little pictures.

this lad is just meming right?

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because its cosy and no room in house

probably

ok, here is outside and my room

Trump's speech at Phoenix, AZ is amazing. I wish we had more politicians like him here.

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link, lad

smh, never knew that 4chan brit/pol/ was so full of anti-semites

MANLETS, WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

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Most people in cuckchan Brit/pol/ unironically favour the Tories and dislike Farage.

Lad we probably have the most figures outr of anyone.

youtube.com/watch?v=8froy8bbzlY

well fuck me

Fucking Yvette Balls
order-order.com/2016/09/02/yvette-coopers-migrant-hypocrisy-one-year-anniversary/

Hmm…

Yes lad

BASED CARSWELL

BASED LISA DUFFY

BASED WOOLFE

Don't remind me lad.

It looks very comfy.

Looks alright that, lad.

god what a faggot

REMOVE

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Does Emo still exist?

tbh I'd be a tory if they weren't so fucking cucked.

Why do they even want to be on chans to discuss it? Toryism is socially acceptable if youre not a scouser or scottish

thanks its not bad

twitter.com/britainelects/status/771687742040399872 twitter.com/britainelects/status/771687526121762816

How does one get an ambulance in their garden?

If you're referring to him, no fucking idea, last i heard he was wanted for taking part in a ulster "riot". If you mean the style, still does, just instead of you thinking they're all gay like yonks ago, the only people who still have that hair are always gay.

buy one, drive it into garden

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So would most of us and most of UKIP.

It's been a deliberate attempt to infiltrate the board, I think. I was checking their archives and it seems like they purposely drived out anyone with genuinely conservative views. Hopefully they come here instead and let cuckchan go to the dogs.

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there was a disused lane behind the garden that it could go on and then the council let us turn the lane into more garden

This.

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Op-Ed: Pakistani writer Noor Dahri condemns anti-Semitic mobs who gang raped Jewish man
archive.is/lmQqZ

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its probably more the act of fucking a guy in the ass he disproves of more than anything

If only there was a way to pull of a Trump and take the established conservative party and twist it to better ends. I think that might be impossible given the way our politics work but it might be an idea in the future. In the long term the Tories will have to either become implicit supporters of White Britain or they won't survive electorally.

UKIP really should rev up rhetoric about how the Conservatives aren't Conservative. To the Tory Mammon is god and master.

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GORDO IS GONNA MAKE IT

No he isn't

I hope he fucking fails.

I was thinking about you today lad.

I have some suggestion about your career path.

Why not progress in the area of logistics? This is one of the few areas that you can climb up the ladder without a specialized degree. Have you tried applying for the management trainee scheme or just becoming a specialist in some area? A good job is a supply chain/logistics/warehouse analyst. It pays about £22-26K/year. You need to have some general understanding of the SCM/logistics processes and know Excel and maybe some database shit well. From Excel learn pivot tables and making dashboards, graphs etc. Learn vlookup, hlookup, index, match commands. Best of luck!

If this spacker gets a job and you NEETs don't, then you are failing this country.

Is it the Fresh Gordon?

Yeah.

I'll get a job, lad. Just wait. How old is Gordon?

I really cant stand him

24 iirc

Same here, lad.

Thanks!

Is Gordon applying for the job with Home Office?

Why would anyone hire him? He looks ridiculous, even as fatties go.

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They're braces in UK speak

Same. He's just a stupid cunt and I wish people would stop giving him attention. He wants the attention.

He had a job once but was too much of a fat fuck to push trollies.

BASED MULTICULTURALISM

Someone looking for temp workers. Three months contract with shift work.

He will get a job, wife, house and car before britpol NEETS do

Don't be a bully, lad.

Morelike needs the attention, if he didn't have I reckon he'd've caved in and offed himself by now.
With people giving him the attention, he can see himself as a victim on some sort of crusade against the alt-right, feeling justified in being a useless little shit who doesn't even begin to try at bettering himself.

this kid is clearly suffering of low T-levels and probably really fucking low serotonin levels too (which can cause heavy depressions)

someone should tell him to contact a doctor and get some tests done. thats the only way he will ever make it

thanks! watching now while eating a bratwurst

This would be some serious butt-hurt for some of the trolls.

He's already on Testosterone, his T levels were lower than most women's.

His problem is that he's a low functioning autist, and he's never going to make it.

The only people who give him attention are the alt-right folks.

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Jontron looks rough these days.

Does it really matter if he does kill himself?

Is this possible in real life? The charge on the Pelennor fields.

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Exactly, and all they're doing is mocking him, which in turn means that he sees himself as what I said before.

If his videos were receiving under ten views each, he'd eventually stop with them, and probably collapse from the fact that he has nothing to blame his failings on.

DAILY REMINDER

Gordon has an original Van Gogh in his kitchen.

no fucking way. if hes on TRT, he should have higher T levels than a lad in his prime. and high T levels should give him lots of energy and confidence.

either theres something seriously wrong with his receptors or hes not on it

I'm not that bad, lad. Or that tall.

iirc he was prescribed the trt, took them for around a month and doesn't take them any more

He's on testosterone at the age of 24, after going through puberty not producing it properly. I'm saying that his T levels BEFORE he started TRT were lower than the average woman's

Of course he's fucked up. You should have seen him before he started the testosterone.

of course there's something wrong with his receptors

classic xenoestrogen pollution fucking them up

From what I gather, there are a lot of viscous trolling going with Gordon. But some kinder souls are actually getting to him and encourage him in taking little steps to become one of us.

Siege of Vienna 1683

I really hate legitimate retards and spastics with a passion.

No.

Was it a charge into a giant hundred rank deep formation vs horses?

There's been white knights since he was first discovered, he hates them just as much (if not more). People have tried to help him and he has just been a cunt to them, fuck him.

Then the winged hussars arrived

I saw people on Twitter trying to turn Gordon into a Nazi.

Hussars looks so fucking good.

The straight up "kill urself lol" sort of comments I cannot side with, but it's the fact that he won't debate properly and instead resort to "I'm right and you're all bigots!" that I cannot abide.
If what says is true, then we've done whatever we could to try and help him, but he refuses to get rid of his victim complex.
All the best to him, but I've no pity for someone who attacks those who try to help all the while wondering why no-one helps.

Pretty much. It's what Tolkein based it on.

YOUTHS

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Is Gordon incapable of making any kind of analysis of the world around him without resorting to some shitty Skyrim metaphor?

I like the female hussars.

Yes, you are right SA. Foremost, Gordon needs God.

He can also do Game of Thrones metaphors.

Thanks, lad

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Diversity is our strength. Without african/jamaican contributions London would be a boring and bland place to live.

He can take Laurie's job then

Pic related an example. Ignore the text put onto it, just look at the screenshot itself.

If you played as much as him…

Aren't those clothes 6 years old too?

I just wish he didn't exist. He was a mistake, his non-existence would make the world a nicer place

I know right without this vibrant youth who would commit crime ? we need them!!!!!

you know what to do lad.

It's from the one time where he thought he'd cosplay as 1970s doctor who. Despite being fat and ugly and not from the 70s and cosplaying.

I AGREE

GORDON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What was really unforgiveable was the girl who got killed in France (IIRC), her family is doing a reading from the koran at the funeral to prove islam is a rleigion of peace. SMH.

I have nothing but contempt for these people.

People only car eabout muh bennies, comforts and an easy life. They'll have to be taxed to death, have their tv license feee bumped up, be physically removed from their home and have it given to foreigners and be shoved RIGHT to the back of the waiting list at the doctors and hospitals before they get pissed off. A punch in the fac eor knife in the gut won't do it.

Normies are fucke din the head.

FAITH
HOPE
LOVE

There are reasons to live anons.

If you have universal basic income, how do you encourage people to work?

If you think that's bad this is one of my old mates

I got the volunteer job lads
not that I had to apply or anything tbh

going to help the "community" tbh

That girl looks like she'd ignore my texts and not understand my jokes

I have over 1100 hours in Skyrim and was last playing it earlier today. I don't ever use Skyrim metaphors or even mention it in the real world. Gordon is just a fucking sperg and is shit at Skyrim anyway (a game more or less impossible to be bad at).

You don't.

The income tax needs to start at a much higher wage too, it's discouraging people who are actually in work at the moment as well.

If a jobs worth doing it's worth paying for tbh

lol

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You're gonna be knee deep in gap-year pussy

Because it was just get swallowed by rent seekers and people would have to keep working anyway

I don't ask for money when I shag your mum

That feel when you're ashamed of your country and you almost want to let the Muslims win just to punish the degenerates.

What will you do?

kek

I've never played Skyrim, but if I could run it on my pc would have been an addict.

True words.

she's 6 feet under, there'd be no point anyway

some good symbolism there, even their party leader is a representation of cuckery

I try user, lacking two of those and Hope is easy to lose sometimes. I just hate it when I hear other people talk down Brits as unsalvageble cucks. Made doubly ridiculous as we're the first western people to actually stick two fingers up at the Establishment by voting for Brexit.

It just feels like there's nothing to really do, or much vehicles to redpill other Brits with right now. But hey, this is going to be a long war isn't it?

youtu.be/8froy8bbzlY?t=57m39s

Lügenpresse

Bartley says EU referendum exposed how we live in 'an age of insecurity'

A world where globalisation, centralisation and new technologies leave so many behind

But they are fucking central agents and advocates of it.

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probably gardening, stewarding, music, lots of other stuff tbh
I just want to get out the house and stop being a depressive NEET, I have no qualifications either

Watching Sam and Charles just casually play a game and spewing their racism makes me sick. I thought they were being ironic and making fun of dumb racists.

MORE YOUTHS DOING THE JOBS LAZY BRITS WONT

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It's going to be a long war, but we will win.

God has already decided.

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Why does god hate me?

Nice lad, what sort of place are you volunteering at?

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amateur.

WTF kind of faggot is such a loser that he lives in a fucking ambulance in his parents garden?

a local place for the town i guess

Good for you! Be out there. Stay positive. Opportunities will come to you.

FUCKING WHAT

It's their policies of not giving people enough free money

RARE

stop bullying please you will make me cry

this is the single worst picture on the internet.