Fugthelug gets fucked by Holla Forums

Can you caption this image? What would anonymous say and what would fugthelug say?
Also, I'm making a banner version of this image, just in case you wanna use it, dysnomia!

Realized that I failed in the first image. Here's a fixed one.

Removed the retarded borders.

pls notice me dysnomia

shut the fuck up

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MORE TIGHT PUSSY

want to present a further point than one post op? like who he is or what to do to help?

Here you go.


How ya doin, fugthelug?

Eh, gave it a shot. Lame "joke", I know. Best I can do right nao. All out of "inspiration". Also, banners need to be 300x100.

Gotchya. I resized it to the proper dimensions, thanks for the heads up man.

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No problem.

pretty good

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Maybe she should say something that fug has actually said before.

"Sticky me more"

Meh, had some ideas. They all seem lame to me though. As previously hinted, I need to be high to not over think this shit. Gib me a sec.

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same

user: I'M GONNA COME!
FUG: Can't right now, on my phone.

Not awful, just not really funny.

How about
user: You're a vol
FUG: Change everything!!
user: B&

How about you edit it yourself if you think you've got a good one?

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pic related (keyboard sounds, click)

Here, I tweaked it a bit.

user: I'm secretly destroying Holla Forums! Haha
Fug: But we knew that already!
user: Don't talk to Dysnomia!!
Fug: /thread

Meh, 0/7. This isn't a request thread and I'm not your personal letterer. I'm off to bed anyway.

..Why does it stop at 7?

It's a meme. I didn't save the screencap, but basically some autist rated a movie 5/7. Later he called the movie perfect and got harangued for it by some troll.
tl;dr 5/7 is a perfect score.

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