Today, I experienced true happiness. No, I didn't fuck sheep or kids or men acting as women, or any other bullshit some of you glorious fucktards swear by.
Have you ever had a day when everything just fuckin fell into place? A day when every single punch in the gut _just_felt_so_good? And despite the abuse, everything you had set out to do just magically happens?
I'm gonna get my dream job. I'm gonna get my dream girl. I'm gonna leave the putrid fucking wasteland I currently inhabit.
Is there anyone whose day I can make brighter?
YOU, anonymous chan board lurker, this is addressed directly to YOU!
LIFE IS FUCKING AWESOME
Live it to the fullest, and spread love, comfort, and pleasure whatever you do, where ever you may go!
Aiden Diaz
Just make sure you never actually stop smoking meth and I think this should work well for you
Luke Ward
pretty shitty life
Kayden Walker
still have to work*
John Lopez
So you finally got to fuck your sister?
Dylan Bailey
Hey, fuck you dude. Like for real, you know nothing
Adam Nelson
Thanks fag
Angel Rodriguez
Fuck, I knew I left something out. Ah well…
No problem, anytime bro ;)
James Stewart
I know more than you think
Lucas Diaz
Yes I know that feel. Work today was fucking horrible, but I won an NES Classic from the GameStop giveaway.
Jaxson Walker
Gee thanks for ominous answer there, really makes me un-easy and paranoid.
That kike-hut ruined consoles for me. If I couldn't afford my PC I'd still be another cocksucker with a game informer magazine subscription
Austin Williams
good for you faggot. enjoy it before you get monkey fucked again i guess. bobross.gif
Blake Cooper
You are still posting on Holla Forums though, so you know it is all going to turn to shit.
Logan Hall
Oh, and btw: Life is not awesome. Only parts of it are. Life is pain.
Ryder Barnes
Just grab someone and make sexbot lmoa :^)
Robert Sullivan
OP here. Once you realize that pain and things thaat are awesome are in no way mutually exclusive, your entire perception of your existance will change.
Just sayin'.
Juan Brooks
You are a cenobite?
Dylan Hughes
Yes but soon after fell higher than ever before.
Justin Robinson
i'm gla di kille dmyself
Isaiah Sanders
Have a good day OP! Remeber us autists. Top kek.
Jaxon Harris
Fuck no. Shutting the world out doesn't change it.
Cameron Smith
tl;dr
Anyway, it seems like you're happy. Good for you. Stay positive, and always remember that being happy is a choice.
Christopher Carter
Hey, lookie here! Still going strong, bitches ;)
Jaxson Walker
Everyday of the past 4 years has been the best/ last day or my life. I wake up at 6pm and take a shitload of kratom and cannabis then blast music and surf the web.