My buddy and I were out cruising one night when we came across a hot teenage loli in a skimpy bikini bent over her broken-down bicycle in the street. We didn't even slow down because we knew it was way too likely we would get ourselves in trouble. I was depressed for months afterwards.
FANKS GUBBERNMENT
A loli in need is a danger indeed
Carter Young
Thomas Perez
You'd only get in trouble if you looked ugly.
Owen Jones
Very much the opposite. You seem to be missing the point.
Cameron Williams
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Austin Clark
I say fuck off
Colton Carter
That's what trunks are for, idiot!
Justin Johnson
oh shit
Tyler Cook
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Anthony Phillips
Why is there semen dribbling down the inside of her right thigh?
Caleb Perry
loli? more like granny