A loli in need is a danger indeed

My buddy and I were out cruising one night when we came across a hot teenage loli in a skimpy bikini bent over her broken-down bicycle in the street. We didn't even slow down because we knew it was way too likely we would get ourselves in trouble. I was depressed for months afterwards.
FANKS GUBBERNMENT

You'd only get in trouble if you looked ugly.

Very much the opposite. You seem to be missing the point.

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I say fuck off

That's what trunks are for, idiot!

oh shit

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Why is there semen dribbling down the inside of her right thigh?

loli? more like granny