Sometime last year they were hanging abnormally low. They looked tired or something almost like they had been overworked. I am in my 20s so this was no mere puberty. One day I actually had to walk with an extra wide stance to prevent banging them against my thighs too much, and they were a bit sensitive. All this had me worried enough to go get an ultrasound at 10 P.M. during the most extreme phase of the ordeal which entailed getting my boys rubbed down and lubed up by an unattractive middle aged black woman who then proceeded to give me enough surprising sensations with the ultrasound device to give me an erection even though libido was in the toilet while I awkwardly probed her if she saw anything problematic on her screen. No actionable information was given, and the next day I consulted with a doctor about the scans, who I can only describe as a tomboyish 6.5/10 semi-autist in her mid 30s. She didn't have jack shit to say about the scans but had me drop my pants and squeezed my nuts a few times for good measure anyways. Afterwards I was $100 poorer and more aware of her level of education and disinterest in the health of my genitals.
Since then I changed my diet and started taking various vitamins and supplements. Today I woke up with a very comfortable erection and fondled my balls, and to my delight the boys are back in town. They now hang tight and feel heavy and full once again, ready to shoot an enormous load across the room while relishing the sensation of being touched. I don't really have a point, but fuck doctors. They're such a waste of time.
They may have been hanging low, but damn they sure felt dead.
Aiden Jones
That's pretty hot and cheaper than an escort
Blake Ward
So I shouldn't go see one about these persistent rapid and skipping heart beats and tingling sensation on my face and hands? It comes and goes and it's worrying me because apparently they're sympoms of some pretty serious shit. :/
Asher Parker
do these things and the likelihood that you'll ever need to see a doctor is pretty nil.
Jason Young
I wouldn't bother m8. She's unlikely to squeeze your balls with those symptoms.
Christopher King
You live in America? The barometric pressure could be a possibility
Brody Martinez
Go ahead and visit a doctor. If you're helpless and don't exactly have a handle on your health you may as well gamble with them, but keep in mind they may use this as an opportunity to fuck you in the ass. I tried using search engines to figure out what was happening to my balls but found zilch. I thought I might get an answer from a "professional" but had no such luck. Best thing you can do is keep searching, confirming, and trying out solutions regardless of whether or not you go to a doctor.
Jacob Garcia
Explain please.
Anthony Butler
(Yes, U.S.A.)
Camden Morris
People can get headaches from low barometric pressures because the pressure inside their brain is different from their surroundings. I guess balls could have the same thing happen
Anthony Gutierrez
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Kayden Jones
bump
Daniel Carter
update
Ayden Perez
nobody ever replies and tells me I did a good work on the cum guide. nobody
Elijah Gutierrez
We don't fucking care
Tyler Johnson
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Lincoln Cox
I skimmed it. It is not good work and nobody will thank you for it because it's garbage and you're a loser.
Asher Thompson
you're just saying that because you don't want other people to read it and learn good stuff
Ryder Murphy
I can't imagine how much of a loser you are
Jeremiah Lee
This is how testicular cancer starts.
Cooper Diaz
Oh no, now I'm a loser. now nobody will read it! noooooooo
Everybody stand back. We have a master comedian in the thread.
Joseph Miller
It's nice to be appreciated.
Asparagus
James Diaz
bump
Jeremiah Scott
bump
Angel Thompson
Get fucked with your broscience advice dude. That is one of the most poisonous diets I have ever read in my life, and you probably have prostate cancer if you follow it. I do not give a god damn if it gives you buckets of cum. If it really does, that's your body desperately trying to pass on its genes because it is alarmed by how fast it is dying. Half of it is like an herbal transgender MtF guide and the rest is How to Die of Horrible Chronic Illness Before Age 40 for Dummies. I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you probably already are.
Christopher Parker
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Owen James
I'm not always interested in proving my claims to people that do not bother to back up their own claims. If you really wanted to know objectively, you would query a search engine for interventional studies related to those foods and supplements. They exist, and for much (but not all) of that list its quite damning. We live in an age where unimaginable amounts of information is just a few clicks away. All I wanted to convey to him in the time I have is that there exists a person that seriously thinks what he advocates is horribly wrong and misguided. I know for a fact he didn't research any of that bullshit sincerely, and he knows it too. It's a private message for him, and I don't care about "winning" an argument or showing any audience watching this thread how right I am. It all amounts to one big warning. Take heed or don't. I may consider going over the list piece by piece at a later date to compile something, but don't get your hopes up.
Camden Evans
Hurr durr I have done one semester at College hurr durr and I know everything there is to know about herp derp politics n' religion n' philosophy n' stuff hurr durr let me prove how much wisdom and insight I have hurr durr about the ways of the world errr copied from my Liberal Studies lecture notes hurr durr…
Josiah Powell
Nope, I'm an uneducated. Don't believe a word I say. I'm a loner and a crank that dropped out of high school. Mocking me is fine, because I'm just some anonymous jackoff. There is no wisdom or insight I can give you.
Charles Russell
dem dubs tho. checked.
Nathan Gray
I bet your butthole tastes delicious, tho
Luke Torres
When I jerk off my balls feel numb and hang low as well, they slam against my thighs when I walk and sometimes even get jammed between them, I have a feeling that is is an early sign for impotency or something like that.
Dylan Nelson
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Connor Morris
Someone saw those balls and thought to themselves "those are some nice balls" and took a picture of kangaroo balls. Humans, man.
Lincoln Garcia
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Brayden Barnes
My balls sure are heavy and full today. I think I'll unload them into the unwilling mouth of Dysnomia's waifu. She's going to work her tongue all over my sack first though if she knows what's good for her.
