Secerts Thread

This is my deepest darkest secret, am drunk, bored and I have enough confidence in my Opsec to post this so here it goes

When I was 24, about a month after getting my concealed carry permit I was jumped by two niggers at night right after leaving my local movie theater. I shot at both of them and I killed one, he went limp and started to perform what I later found out was “Agonal respiration”, the other one ran away hunched over like a humpback into an alley and disappeared. I was scared shitless, ran to my motorcycle and gunned it for home. There I cut up my clothes and covered them with kerosine and burned them to ash on my grill. My pistol, a Ruger LCP I cut up with a rotary grinder, filed aways the serial numbers and threw away in my neighbors trash. Afterwards I cut my fingernails, polished my hands and arms with a pumice stone to remove gun shoot residue and shaved. The next day I cut my hair and went to the local auto parts shop and bought like $200 dollars of pastidip and painted my bike a different color. I figured the police would pull the cellphone records on that area and locate me at the crime scene but course, they never did. I would have called the police if it wasn’t for the fact that the nigger who I shot in the chest, I shot multiple times while he was on the ground. At that time I knew next to nothing about self defense law and Castle doctrine plus the Zimmermann case had just recently happened. I feared the very real possibility that the media would come after me and being broke at the time and with family depending on me I couldn’t take that risk.It was a stupid mistake, the only decent movie theater in my town is located in a ghetto and was airing a movie that I wanted to watch, I should’ve know better. I hate niggers but I can never shake the feeling that I killed another man, you know I thought it would be harder but it wasn’t. It was so easy and it made me realize life is cheap and we can leave this world easier than we came into it. I will never forget the smell of sulfur, the crack of the bullets fizzing out of the barrel or the blood that poured out of that niggers mouth like a fire hose as his body desperately grasped it’s last breathes.

This is my secret, whats yours?

My most shameful secret is that I actually read that story all the way through.

Should have bought CarryGuard, buddy.

Then your a fast reader, good for you.

My most shameful secret is that I post on Holla Forums

Cool story, bro.

That's actually not a bad idea user

I figured the two niggers were repeat felonies so the police didn't bother with an investigation, however I was still nervous as fuck for at least a month afterwards. I dreaded every knock on my door, thinking that just behind it was an inquisitive LEO with a barrel full of questions.

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i fuck my cousin on the reg since we where teens, no I am not from the South or even an american. I visited her everyday since I was 5 years old, our parents being very close because they both lost their parents when they where young. one day i when i was 13 she was 14 i grabbed her ass though her skirt and we then made out. the next day i wanted more, i jerked off the whole night to the memory of the makeout the pervious day. right after our parents picked us up from school, i went up to her room like i always did to play video games. I turned up the volume on her tv and eat her out and rubbed my cock on her pussy and face. i came in her mouth and she shallowed. No one besides us knows this and I am now 22. I fuck her every other week and no other women comes close to the feelings i have for her. We have already talked about marriage the moment she finishes college, by that time my contact with my nations army will expire and I’ll start a family with her. Fuck all what our parents think, I’ll deal with the possibility of a deformed child. Good women are hard to come by and she’s the best I know, the only one who I can honestly say I’ll spend the her of my life wit.

Hawt