Lube

I just jerked my dick with vaseline.
It was quite good.

What lube do you use?

I don't use lube.

this

My little sister's period blood

I can't stand jerking with lube. Unless I keep reapplying it, it dries out/gets absorbed and makes my dick really tacky. It starts out nice and then becomes intolerable.

I might have a different opinion if I'd had my dick mutilated as a child, but I didn't so I don't.

Pre-cum and water.

Don't judge me but pissing off my sister in strange slightly sexual ways my sister makes me pre a lot.
Not even my girlfriend does that for me.Besides, she is asexual.. and no that is not bait or shill. My life is just that sad.
Not proud of it.. but porn just don't cut it no more.
Never develop a porn/sex addiction ..
It gets weird.

I don't use any because my penis wasn't mutilated at birth. I'm not mocking you either, just pointing out the truth. Break the chain and refuse to chop a part of your son's penis off.

Anything from magic eyes is god-tier. The little acid bottles that come with a puni though is probably the best lube I ever owned.

Never tried vaseline… Always seemed to messy.

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none. my dick isn't mutilated.

What's the point?

We started dating in middle school back before either of us knew she was asexual. I still love her even if I will be a kissless virgin forever.
We take care of each other and she got me a job.
At the very least she lets me hold her but that is about where the contact ends. I have never felt her breast, grabbed her ass or seen her nude.
Fucking kill me now.

You can love someone and still recognize that you are better off in a relationship with someone else. Friendzone that bitch, man.

either none, or coconut oil

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have you ever used it? it works pretty damn good

That is the thing user.. I am too beta and Ameri-fat to find another woman. I am stuck with her. My best chance to ever get laid is an Escort and they've had way too much dick for that to be appealing to me.

Gonna get anti-depressants cause I am depressed and I heard it can kill libido.

are you larping, or are you the same user from before? kek

Bad dragon cum lube

Same user from before.

god bless, user. you're a better man than me. i couldn't be with a girl who didn't put out. keep your head above water

what makes it different than normal lube?

I have tried what said and absolutely nothing is different expect it looks like cum.
I still gets tacky

My bad..

does it have dextrose in it? almost all of the water based lubes have dextrose. it's fucking sugar. the water soaks in (or evaporates) and leaves syrup behind in its place. if you're not in peak health or don't practice good hygeine (wash that shit off when you're done) you're gonna get a yeast infection

Ingredients: Water, Polyethylene Oxide, Titanium Dioxide, Potassium Sorbate, Citric Acid (pH adjustment).

ok. doesn't carry the same concerns as the dextrose based ones. jewgle search of those ingredients doesn't set off any immediate red flags for me

Yeah.. It is very nice, till it gets tacky. Very slick glide.

doesnt happen with vaseline though

so it's for idiots who are willing to pay a lot more for aesthetics that you won't even see for more than a few seconds

no no no, you're not understanding the situation

Nah. That isn't what I am saying. It is good.. but it still gets tacky. It is only $7 for an 8ounce bottle Plus Shipping
They also sell it in bulk and travel size.
You get 9 8ounce bottles in bulk which comes to about $49. Can't imagine you buying that unless you use a lot of lube or give it out as a gift, though.

Also I still stand by what I said in
So, I don't even use the cum lube anymore. It also comes in a clear variant if you don't like the cum look.

meanwhile, a 55 gallon tub of lube is $1,470 on Amazon with free shipping

that's like $3 for 8 ounces

Again..

i don't use lube during the initial wank. i edge for a couple hours each time, so my prostate generates plenty of seminal fluid which helps lube out the second and third wanks

Jesus don't want you to fap, just find a girl and use the right hole.
No lube needed then.

THEN GIVE ME A GF ALREADY! JESUS, YOU FAGGOT!

I wish i had a bigger bath tub.

Yes, I just use my sister, too.

We do things to help the people we love. If she loved you, she would try to help you have sexual release, even if she didn't get any direct pleasure from it. Pleasing you should be a significant pleasure for her in itself. Hell, pleasing your partner is a large part of the satisfaction in most sexual relationships, and this goes double for things like oral.

I assume you have, but you should try explaining it like this to her. Tell her that you understand she doesn't get direct pleasure from it, but that it is a biological need for you, and that you would be happy to do things for her that would please her, even if they don't bring direct pleasure to yourself.

If she is your gf, she should be comfortable enough around you to let you see her naked, even if just because being naked feels comfortable, and as your partner, she should be comfortable enough to be comfortable around you. That doesn't even need to be sexual. But beyond that, being asexual doesn't mean sexual things hurt you. Giving you a blowjob wouldn't hurt her. Fucking you wouldn't hurt her. She might not be motivated by her own sexual biology, but she has no reason not to do it if you want to.

Or he could tie her up and rape her.

Tbh what if she just has a rape fetish

Well in all likelihood she's just not attracted to him and using him for emotional or financial reasons, probably while fucking at least one other guy. But I'm trying to give him optimistic advice here.

Yeah that's probably what's happening. Asexual is a meme, the only virgins older than 14 are religious basketcases tbh

One time I used my own spit. Afterwards I felt violated and sad.

I just use soggy cum socks

baby tears

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