So my Coworker/Friend at work's GF is a stripper and she's a qt from when he brought her to work one time to meet everyone. There's only two strip clubs in the entire town so it's not hard to figure out which one she works at (just figuring out the nights), one of 'em doesn't serve drinks but has full nudity and the other only allows them to go topless but serves drinks and I think he's mentioned buying drinks there before. She's a bit of a DFC but that's what I like, and unlike him I don't have to worry about cash come next month.
Biggest thing I'm worried about is he goes to the club occasionally to watch his girl at work, and it would be awkward as fuck if he catches me there since he's actually a cool bro and I'd invite him to parties and shit if I didn't cut off contact with a lot of my party friends recently. How would I go about going there without being found out, Holla Forums, and if I was found there, how would I explain it off? The only thing I could think of is wearing a morph suit to the venue. Should I pay for a private lap dance from her if I get the balls to do it? I fucking hate cuckolding, and I know this is borderline cuckolding, but something about this situation arouses me.
Charles Ortiz
What is your max disposable income, this is important.
Christian Nguyen
Next Payday about $300 after food, bills, etc.
Benjamin Howard
thanks for the incomprehensible bullshit. dfc means what?? just say what the fuck you mean! god damn! so i look it up online. several definitions. which one are you using. do us all a favor and quit trying to be cool. type out the fucking words you are using. since you wrote an entire wall of text obviously you're not doing it for brevity. you're doing it because you think it makes you cool but it does not!
now in terms of your idiotic "problem" (that's a laugh) the obvious answer is you don't try and stalk her. what good will come of that? you work with her bf. he'll beat the shit out of you for being a massive creep and get you fired. you should feel like a creep even without working with the boyfriend because this is one of the creepiest stalker ideas i've read in a while.
Nicholas Jones
I can put about $300 more down on a credit card for other purchases though, that's just disposable cash income.
Chase Reyes
What's her stage name? Can't you just call management/building manager and ask what days a certain girl works because you want PIV treatment?
Evan Young
Go back to reddit.
Alexander Campbell
$600 should be enough to get her to fuck you tbqh. $100 of that in singles for tippping. If you see your coworker just give him a shit-eating grin.
Jacob Perry
Don't know. I know her ethnicity and real name, but not her stage name. He told me it once but I hadn't met her at that time and he was high so it completely went over my head.
Nathaniel Robinson
yep can't wait until you get your ass beat down and you get fired. then come back with another stupid story.
Charles Wood
yes, buy ALL of them from her. get as close to that pussy as you can. his girl is a stripper. it's the chance he's taking. how tf do you think he met her, retard?
Cooper Brown
Is there a fetish name for this? Like, I don't think I'm cucking him since I just want a private lap dance, but at the same time I want him to know that I got a lap dance from his girl.
Allegedly she was working minimum wage before this and they met through tinder about five months ago/they moved in together about two months ago. He was super opposed to it beforehand, but the tips she brings in as a delicious flat chest at an otherwise buxom place is enough for them to buy and grow weed/afford to buy cigs and alcohol, so he's warmed up to it due to cash flow.
Nathaniel Morales
Haha suck a fresh load redditeen
Cameron Hall
This seems like a quick way to start a fight. Like, I could probably lay his ass down since he's smaller than me (Slightly more /fit/ but he's about half a foot shorter than me), but other than this idea in the back of my head since I met his GF, I really do consider him a bro.
Caleb Cox
then he'll thank you for supporting him. see, you're absolutely NOT cucking him. you're helping him
Ryan Ross
this website is not for you.
Isaac Bennett
yeah no. nothing of value lost.
James Martinez
sounds like he wouldn't care as long as you tip
Adam Garcia
Bro. He's literally getting $500 from you for the pathetic 30 minutes you last before you've blown 3 loads into cheap condoms and can't go on.
Gabriel Watson
Loser
Robert Flores
I'm generally autistic as fuck, but I know how to hide my autism and that's gotten me damn near blackout drunk at parties over the years for free/gotten me some great memories on the side. There is nothing wrong with partying occasionally to deal with the occasional existential crises.
Ayden Price
Being a manchild does not make you autistic. Autism is a meme.
Ryan Anderson
tbh with the way you describe your friend I don't think he'd care too much either way if you got a private lap dance. He's cool with her being a stripper. Means he obviously cares more about the money imo
My Uncle had a stripper wife many years ago. He was cool about it. Since they were both on heroin at the time he even got her extra work around town. On my 18th birthday he even had her flash me and tried to have her give me a lapdance.
I'm honestly be honest with your friend and tell him straight up what her stage name is and what days she works. Don't say you are going. Just ask because you are curious.
I don't honestly see any falling out between you two over this UNLESS you actually do fuck her. Dances are one thing. BJs are one thing. Actually putting your dick inside her is an entirely different thing all together. I wouldn't tell him that even if it does happen. Don't even tell him you are thinking about doing that
Nathaniel Price
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Logan Adams
Cuck him, take his gf, then when he tries to kill you in anger whip out your legal CC and justly kill him. We believe you OP. Death to betas tbh.
Evan Wright
I dunno, man. He's super chill about some things, but suuuper protective of his woman. He beat the living shit out of her manlet dad when he called her a slut in front of him.
While I have my CCW, that just sounds like a good way to end my career prematurely when the boss finds out what happens and the news agencies spread it… And I don't actually wanna have a stripper GF.
Joseph Morgan
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Evan Martinez
You probably missed the part where my Uncle would actively seek other men so his wife could do "extra work around town" i.e. besides stripper work
I've also known a family friend who did basically the same with his gf.
MOST guys who are comfortable with their gf/wife as a stripper understand the rules of what being a stripper comes with. Nudity/BJs/Occasional sex if the price is right
I'm sure he knows it one way or another
Julian Rogers
i'm not talking about your uncle and his whore. i'm talking about OP's buddy and his whore
Dylan Watson
alright faggot, oldfag here I've worked at a total of 4 strip clubs in my life (as a cook - cooking is an easy job to get 'cause it sucks - and everyone in the "tits" industry sort of knows each other so once you're in, you're in for life…) anyway, if your friend isnt in that industry then i guarantee his relationship with her wont last - she is almost certainly already fucking at least one of the floor managers (they more or less have too if they wanna make any real money) if your friend is going there to watch his girl dance, then he's doing it undercover, because clubs usually have policies against "outside" boyfriends (they cause trouble) and i should also remind you that this chick makes a living receiving attention from men by acting in a sexual way… tits and cunt is mostly just a job for them…
Isaac Davis
What if the floor manager is a grill according to reviews?
Jonathan Stewart
Do you care to share you experiences on BJ/FS and how likely they are at strip clubs? What are the cues that a girl is DTF?
Liam Foster
film it & upload here, tbh
Alexander Perry
Every single woman working at a strip club will fuck you. For the right price.
Evan Ramirez
well, which are the cheapest. that's the ones i want
Noah Brown
Yeah but you can get a cheap whore for less than a stripper, and the cheap whore's probably more attractive.
Lucas Powell
the normal cuck fag /thread
Nathan Ramirez
that is frankly almost unheard of but ok if true then maybe not…
if they're a stripper, they're dtf…
Carson Roberts
To get a cheap whore you just need to find a poor single mother. Din't worry it's not the mother you'll be fuggin.
Adrian Harris
Allegedly she was one of the original strippers there before taking over when something or another happened to the actual floor manager. Like I said, only two strip clubs in town because I live in a pretty fucking prude town, one of them is disgusting, doesn't have a liquor license, and lets fat chicks dance. The other where the manager is a grill is considered either fucking great or seedy as hell depending on who you ask.
Juan Smith
Remember, you get what you pay for user. From what I've heard the cheap ones are a bad experience. If you want quality, you're going to have to pay for it: escorts.
Carter Parker
Yeah that generally means the girls are giving private VIP "dances" to the very satisfied customers.
Jason Reed
so which at the strip club would be the best fuck? and how much would she cost me?
Isaiah Butler
Shit, I don't know. Have you been there and had a look around? Which one seems the most enthusiastic about her work. That's a good start. No escorts in your area (Prudesville)?
Luis Cooper
Dude seriously just use tinder. Most sluts on it will fuck for money.
Zachary Lopez
yeah. crack whores only
if i wanted to use tinder, i'd just get pussy for free
Ryder Jackson
Those crackwhores would sell anything for another hit. ANYTHING. You know where I'm going with this. You kniw what to do.
Ian Ross
You know what that desperation means, right?
Eli Hughes
I think I do but I don't think you understand the implication that I cannot implicitly imply.
Christopher Martin
i hope i never become as pathetic as the op.
Easton Green
You're posting here user.
Ayden Rodriguez
REKT LOL
Ian Lee
*oops wrong user meant for
Anthony Sanders
You dun fucked up, user.
Samuel Stewart
I feel bad for you that you would spend money from your $300 payday on something as fleeting and useless as a stripper. It's not worth it OP, save that money for better things that can be useful to you in the long run.
Noah Hernandez
Money saved is money spent by your whore siblings/roommates on "emergencies" that they could have prevented if they got their lives on track, user. Better I spend it on things I want rather than wait for someone else to spend it for me.