Holla Forums shitposting featured on Cracked

Is this cuckchan or us?

the media is here, trolling for actionable violent rhetoric

Great example of lazy millennial journalism.
"I'm working"
"look mom, I published an article."

For the first time in years, a Cracked article contains actual comedy.

Oh fuck, even that's a duplicate thread.
THIS IS WHY WE USE THE FUCKING CATALOG

it reminds me of an article they did trolling internet gun classifieds a year or so ago.

Cracked has no issue misrepresenting statements that are clearly out of their depth

My problem is that if everyone keeps calling us alt-right, eventually we are going to be filled with nothing but alt-righters.

And I don't wanna live in that Holla Forums

Some normalfag guy at my work reads cracked. He is a complete faggot addicted to click bait from there and BuzzFeed. Sometimes I wonder if I could somehow get him fired.

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Cracked actually got something semi-right.

Are we supposed to give a shit about lugenpresse watching what we say? may only have another month to say it anyway if some serious fighting back doesn't take place on a congressional level.

it's hilarious. we're such a web1.0 relic these cucks can't figure out how our site operates.
/goingfulltextpunk/ when?

isnt this somewhat counter to what they're trying to do? wouldn't they want to try to tie the alt right and Holla Forums together? seems self defeating on Cuckeds part

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lol hardly anyone reads cracked anymore

interesting. There's already a thread on this

forgot sage

They really are afraid, and we sound cool as fuck!

Pic related: It's my profile picture.

Here's mine

Awfully racist, cracked.

Here is mine

The media and their families will be brutally murdered in the streets once trump wins, I can tell you that.

I literally can't read a single more "journalists explaining this phenomena to those who only use the internet for email" articles

GUIs are for casuals, tbh.

The problem is that if we reject the term "alt right", we surrender the "alt right" to cucks like Gavin McInnis or Milo

I wonder if the media is aware that people are starting to see them for what they are and are going to come calling.

I have the catalog bookmarked. It should just be the default.

here's my hitler avatar lads.

I never understood why these people assume that pic attachments are profile pics, even back when I was a newfag I knew this wasn't the case, how do you account for all the posts without a "profile picture" or the fact that unless you're a tripfag the namefield fucking says anonymous, do they really think there's some sort of account system with words like that all over the place?

Pic related is my profile pic I guess, what's yours anons?

Is this why these cuck journos can't into IDs when they try and shill here too?

True they will never understand that IDS are made to log your account.

whoa nice brevik avatar user, how did you unlock it? I don't have enough GBP to even get a shovel dog avatar tbh

The dumbfucks writing about this place are not quite as old as I am but a whole lot stupider about the tubes user

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topkek, nice pic.

I remember back during the early days of the exodus, some anti-GG infiltrators actually fell for this tired old meme and asked for help in buying a gold account

USER WAS AWARDED GOLD FOR THIS POST

uhh thanks user

So these losers keep writing blog posts about what something wrote here or on reddit ?

How the are 50k interested in this shit ?

**Actually come to think of it, if these people are coming here to try and "investigate" us, maybe we should bring this back, would certainly be a good way to fuck with the outsiders and newfags

Get a load of this faggot, he wants to fund it.

Oh, so he knows nothing.

CHECK MY SWEET PROFILE PIC GUYS xD

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dat profile picture yaw
dat avatarrrr

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Hey guys, check out my new Trump profile picture!

Oh no, I have two profile pictures! I wanted to set Hitler as my homepage wallpaper.

How do you work this dang website?

look at my silly new profile picture!

i concur.

threads ought to have key words in subject field searchable through catalog, and a good obvious op image and not some irrelevant reaction image.

Well, at least he'll see us coming.Little he can do about it though.

Now I have no profile picture! What the fuck?

Damn you Nazi frogs and your awful website! I can never find the log in page.

why are you fags posting on my wall

better hurry up and buy gold

They just asked the Mods

Sorry for the delay getting back to you. My Holla Forums alerts didn't go off when you messaged me. If you want me to declutter your wall, throw me a DM and we'll talk somewhere else.

wew

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Anons i'am dying

Hey man don't use up all of your replies like that, course if you want unlimited access you could always buy a gold account

TOO MANY REPLIES USED 'é&"'&er&t'&"t

I keked at the gold account avatar
You guys are going to have new fags
passed a dither into a tither
and possibly a full blown lather

They probably can't even find the secret make account page url anyway.

Wew, these are exciting times indeed.
You guys like my new avatar?

When did they upgrade the avatar size?
It used to be 300x300 max.

rate my avatar, Holla Forums

You know by definition I am a total newfag.
BUT I read the board for months before I even attempted to post anything.
It also took me months to try and decrypt the secret language of Holla Forums which I admit I still need some remedial study on.

Look at all these plebes, I bet you don't even have a founder's account

enjoy your boring single frames pleb

Do you like this one better?

Guys I found a fresh meme.

Am I doing this right?

GOLD!=P41d_pR4853#K3K-¨¨^banned¤.ex

Good luck banning me I'm behind 7 proxies.

enjoy your no true color pleb

Cracked is so fucking spineless they don't even dare to debate us here.

I am so old that I used to buy mad magazine and cracked as well.
I preferred mad over cracked I always thought it had better content.
I hit the jack pot one day when my older neighbor down the street gave me a bunch of old ones he had.

Have you guys given me some Holla Forums nazi kritzkarma?

Like and subscribe to my shitposts!

My avatar guise!

You must be 13+ to post here.

You realize that the hack to get around this has been out for over a year?

It's pretty much public knowledge that rubbing the top of your hard-drive with a strong magnet will manually flush the partition that the flash cookie that prohibits you from seeing the image is saved to.

Make sure you also wipe down your email servers with a damp cloth too.

Was gonna post this. About fucking time m8.

So a small group of people was a coming-out party for many?
How does that make sense?

Or the alt-right is so small that many of them is still a small group?
Then why is xe worried?

And he is absolutely right. Cry some more Jew.

rasputin

Baneposting and Hitlerposting making the front page? Well done.

Remember when Cracked was funny?
Me neither.

The Nazi Frogs help us find ourselves

The Fire Rises

We're doing more damage than the fucking cane toads in Australia.

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T O P K E K

Cracked did something funny for once, but not for the reasons they wanted it to be.

Also: I was in one of those threads but I didn't get capped. Should I feel disappointed or relieved?

I don't get it lads. Anyway I bought a Premium account so hopefully things will work better now.

Anyway, I came here from r/the_Donald, so I guess I'm pretty redpilled. I was wondering though if you guys had heard about Corr…
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Yeah, it's some top bants. They never fucking learn, it's like watching that far cry scene about the definition of insanity.

Also gas riddit web war now

Yeah, lure in an audience, then turn up the propaganda

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It's from here, look at the post #s. Of course those kikes would never mention the irony of the oven memes and if #IstandWithUrsula had actually happened in December they would be trying to memoryhole right now instead of putting in the spotlight and spinning. Why "alt right" is such a fucking joke.

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Is there any digging that can be done about who owns CUCKED? It used to be owned by Demand Media (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demand_Media), which is a mill for shitty clickbait founded by a Richard (((Rosenblatt))). Only a few months ago it was acquired by E.W. Scripps.

Judging by the Alexa ranking they have, seems like Cracked's bullshit has caught up to them.

do we have any good avatars for when this site crumbles like eBaumsworld?

I'm disappointed, user.

My new profile picture!
Needs more frogs.

I'm sorry user, please have this Nicholas Roerich avatar as penance.

I forgive you. After all, that meme is over a decade old at this point. I can't even remember why posting it resulted in an instant ban.

actually the filename should be DSFARGEG

That is fucking dank.

PRAISE BE TO HITLER!
PRAISE BE TO KEK!

I don't know what to feel, a few dozen "journalists" are lurking our boards, but so did the FBI, CIA, etc…

We all know what happens to them.

True, I knew there was some text that went along with it but I forgot that part too.

Anti-Christian!

Here's mine

here's mine

Move on over guys, best Avatar coming through.

Splendid splendid everyone is conforming nicely to the new avatar policy, now if you would just be a little more patient while standing in line to go to lunch.

Oh yes, and may the higheſt praiſes go to the Grand Maſter of the Univerſe SATAN!

haha hey check out my profile picture. I am remubu kebabu guy lolol

This article has me worried. What if our shitposting is actually influencing Trump.
I mean, it's funny when Trump trash-talks Yeb and Cruz and says outrageous things, but I never took him seriously.
What he actually deports millions of immigrants simply because our memes forced him to?
I thought everything I did on here was harmless fun, but if the possibility that my posts have real world effects is not nil, then I will have to rethink how I use this board, and so should the majority of you.
Holocaust jokes are one thing, but I will never allow myself to foment the beginnings of another one, and I'm neither would any of you.
Holla Forums, it is time to look at ourselves, and what we are doing here, and think carefully and with our hearts.

There's only a few thousand of us though.

Nigger.

get the fuck out of my house

kill yourself

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done and done

turns out I really do wanna exterminate the jews and send niggers back to Africa. Thanks user! that really cleared up my mind.

now hang yourself.

Reality is an illusion. The sooner you realize that, the sooner you stop being a whiny cunt.

In other news, lava is cold.

Sand-people sounds pretty fucking racist Robert Evans.

I like my hearts Mexican and stir fried with some beans.

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Get out.

You're actually right, we like to kid around here, but if I'm honest a second holocaust is the last thing I'd ever want. The first holocaust, when it happens, needs to get them all.

Almost had me there.

good taste!

We aren't the tusken raiders, we're the fremen.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, user.

Another one? There was no first one.

Go back to reddit you disgusting piece of shit.

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I don't think that number means what you think it means.

Silver_Rider

Posts: 11,380

(((online)))

Level up, weeb.

k.

LMFAO

DID BEN ACTUALYL DRAW THIS

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAH
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

There is nothing wrong with Reddit, and since Holla Forums is basically a Reddit colony, it makes no difference whether I post here or there.

Lurk 2 years before posting, newfag redditors

Silver_Rider

Posts: 11,381

(((online)))

Wow, nice one. You make it yourself? +repped

1 user has liked this post.

kilurself m8

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8/10, pretty believable; good work

No piggybacking

It's funny because Cracked.com is right, but nobody will listen.

very underrated post

GUYS WE'RE TOTALLY RIGHT EVEN THE BAD GOYS ADMIT IT

Yeah, sure.

Maybe if that thread didn't have such a shitty non-explainatory OP, this dup thread wouldn't have happened.

Write a proper title, write a redtext summary/quip at the top of the op, and include a relevant picture. Then your OP will be properly eye-catching.

4/10, be more subtle next time

No, the notion that nobody takes us seriously because we're all ridiculous frog worshipers is pretty well established here. I've written several essay-length comments about it, and many others have as well.

Look at this article, it's calling out Holla Forums for influencing Trump. We all know that's true. The author of the article knows it's true too. But will any normies take that article seriously? Of course they won't. We're too ridiculous to take seriously.

The kikes have been outjewed.

This. I love when people try and say Holla Forums is irrelevant being like it is, yet somehow then say it's able to influence a U.S election campaign. They either fall to see the real power of anonymity or refuse to understand it.

I'm not saying we have no influence, I'm saying that we're not the super sekrit mason lodge of bad guys.

I think it's fair to say that everyone here wants what we want for the betterment of our society.
No one ever wonders why we want to gas the juice.

I don't get it either, carbonated juice is great.

forgot u avatar user

At last I truly see.

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That would be more believable if "WHO PUT ZE JOOZ IN ZE OVEN" weren't a ziowood version of german accent.

Shit, had saged by accident

Ha ha that's a funny meme dude.

An obscure website based in middle east Asia with about 1500 international shitposters and 1000 paid shills is stealing the US election.

Nice one Cracked. You've cracked my funny bone. Lolo

GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW

World's leading juice gassing machine is Israeli

top kek friend

I know he's talking about Star Wars but I'm sure all the Islamophiles reading it won't

Gamergate is the SJW shoah

Hello, my non-reporter friend.

Holy shit this cuck is playing with fire.

Does he know how many redpills will be unleashed when his readers investigate his story?

checked n' keked

truly underrated post

wankers are obsessed with altright

my profile picture.

Best profile pic coming through.

fuck Holla Forums niggers and kikes

youtube.com/watch?v=KoNOQ7LMR8c

ban me, mod!

I told you we'd start getting more and more attention, and we wouldn't be able to pass it off on halfchan anymore. Now, with Hillary's alt-right speech, we can expect journalists to be constantly scrutinizing us.

Our ability to manipulate things from the shadows is coming to an end. Different tactics will have to be used. I'll alert the High Council of Esteemed National Socialist Shitposters and see if we can come up with a comprehensive counter-attack plan. Stay sharp boys, and don't give away any of your secret memes! The enemy is watching!

Eh, pol doesn't self label as nazi anymore than alt-right.

Well lets give the fuckers a show!

Umman Manda

I know we all hate Nick Land here, but this is literally Landian "Horrorism" in action. We've got into their heads now, and we haven't even really done anything (yet) except shitpost about their inevitable doom.

HI GUYS

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=SAVED=

= FUCK =

SHAMEFUL

everyone post dem rare avatars because of course our avatars are hitler

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Was there ever a first one? Do you have a hard time discerning fiction from reality?

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When are we going to shitpost them into the mental asylum?

When we do it we will get every last one.

Man, I miss when Cracked wasn't total fucking garbage.

Also this is great, how much do you wanna bet the author of that article is reading this right now?

How do you do my fellow Nazis?

Gas the kikes race war now amiright?

i used to read it back in school mostly about funny history and crazy war stories

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The Trump campaign will go down in history as the most decentralized grassroots campaign ever in American politics.

Also this is the first time that an imageboard has been dragged into an election.

You guys like my new avatar? Just unlocked it with my gold account.

Who the fuck still reads, Cracked let alone for politics? That's your grandfathers cartoon book.

Wow cant believe my shitposting was put i to an article. Im the guy who "sent trump an email". Nice to see none of you assholes replied to it. If trump cucks on immigration it won't me MY fault.

You guys like my new avatar?

Would Cracked even be worth capturing at this point?

Unless there's a catastrophic collapse that effectively kills the net in its current form, it won't be the last either.

Congratulations user, we're pioneers.

Wanna go kill a cyber deer and fuck some natives?

When. Does. This. Meme. End?

It can't be about age, 4chan itself has been there for well over a decade now, every one of these cucks grew up with the background noise of the 'chan's antics, there is no excuse for this.

I wonder what kind of perv clique is there behind the Gold™ paywall.

Oh we're all horrible degenerates on this side of the fence I assure you.

There's a reason you have to receive an invitation before even being given the option of buying a gold account.

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Cracked is radioactive wasteland. Nothing will grow there.

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I hope it never ends. Makes it easy to spot normalfag scum

Even Shillary mentioned it in her vast alt-right conspiracy speech.

Claiming my Avatar lads

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more like nobody reads it

You faggots could at least link to it.

If you don't like I'm assuming you like dicks in your mouth.

Very nice.

I remember when I would check on them every day, they used to be fun

PRAISE KEK!

TOP 2 WAYS TO KNOW THE "ARTICLES" YOU'RE READING ARE COMPLETE SHIT

No, he thinks that people will read it and think how crazy it is. The people who call themselves free thinkers might actually read our research, and that's when

this tbh.

Top kek

Has cracked ever criticized the jews?

avatar thread it is.

this year is a dream come true

Honestly I don't know how they get away with it.

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Every time I see a variation of this same basic story I just can't stop chuckling from the absurdity.

nice compilation/summary in the last image.

10/10, will use as a guide for newfags.

(checked + 1)

My sides are snackbarred

i remember when people would mock the notion that we had any power, less than a year ago even. now the entire west's political infrastructure is collapsing, a controlled demolition and we're the architects. a bunch of unshowered neets browsing an ethiopian knitting parade

Topkek.

Funniest thing is that we're the least controlled demolition ever.

When Hillary tries to >shutitdown she will assassinate some support beams at the bottom of the building and the rest will neatly fall down making a nice pile of rubble (at least that's what she intends, she's not doing good at it).

When we start to do something it's the equivalent of a group of semi inebriated medieval engineers launching burning cow corpses filled with gunpowder from a trebuchet at the centre of mass of the nearest skyscraper.
2 months later when everything for 2 miles behind the target is coated in cow intestines and rubble, the bottom of the building itself remain cowering and terrified, with a slight smell of beef and sulphur. Then we dissemble the trebuchet, everyone takes one part home and we just shitpost until it's time to wipe the dust off again.

Too late buddy.

that last part is very true, we can attack yet no attacks on us work in any reliable fashion.

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Yeb's political dynasty flushed 130 million dollars down the drain for what? 5% of the primary vote?

He was assraped so hard they're still fumbling around trying to figure out what happened.

My sides.

If you're reading this Robert. I want you to know that I truly, from the depths of my evil racist nazi lizardman heart, laugh at how much of a faggot you are.

jee wiz, I wonder how it happened.

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I think it's because Deus most likely Vult.

It's noteworthy that he did not mentioned all the other evidence for Hillarys health problems. Many cracked readers will notice that, because they have heared more of them. Like the fall and spasms. This will make them distrust cracked.

Today started out being pretty shit but this has really brightened my day up, thanks Holla Forums.
I love you guise, may the butthurt salt flow.

It's so fucking obvious the writer of the article wrote that to prove a point, lel. Nobody here talks like that.

My sides, I can't believe he decided he had to fix that.

I have a good collection of them. I love Hitler. I miss him so much.

They have no attack that can work on us at all.
All they can hope to do is stop us attacking them, either by avoiding us or censoring us or whatever retarded regulatory shit they can come up with.

But they can't actually attack us.
I mean, what the fuck are they going to do?
They can't out meme us.
They can't out shitpost us.
They can't defame us because we're rock bottom and /comfy/ down here.
They can't stop people listening to us because we can just make fake accounts whenever they nuke one.

It's like a fight between a balloon and a porcupine. The balloons best bet is to just float the fuck away.

The people stupid enough to trust cracked won't be blown off course so easily.

Thank Robbie, he's the retard that started these bants.

So, have we elected to turn his life into a living hell yet?

i don't get it

also checked

What a terrible waste of perfectly good dubs, this is what happens when you overreach and aim for quads.

The fact that he called the board a site is pretty funny.
I wonder if he's seen leftypol.

The dude writes for cracked. Doesn't get much worse than that.

He's already working on the next hitpiece about muh online bullies. Something Holla Forumsidya related if i remember that name correctly.

I wonder if we'll see threads baiting for opinions about her pop up on Holla Forums soon. i mean he could just write any comment himself but i doubt he realizes that

He doesn't know how to make an account though.

I saw that in a thread a while ago, yeah it's clear the goy has been coming here for atleast 3 or so months researching us, I don't get how he could be here so long and still not understand anything about us and need to flat out tell him what he got wrong.
What a dipshit.

mysidesareinorbit.jpg

My first part of this reply mentions him, his stupidity is something special, he genuinely believes he is smart too, and despite having observed us for months still knew nothing about us.
So much for us being retards and them being the enlightened progressive geniuses eh?

His life is pretty much in the gutter already.

Regardless, here's his twitter.

Lets all remind him of his error. :)

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It's like every fucking day is Christmas.

wait, so waht… Holla Forums is almost 20% of the internet???

I forgot to include his twitter because I'm retarded.

twitter.com/robertatcracked

Nice dubs m8.
Also TIP TOP KEK
Today just keeps getting better, also the comments on the article he wrote himself were ridiculing him making it even more glorious.

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We're everywhere user, we just have to hide our powerlevel elsewhere, we could be taxi drivers, lawyers, judges, maids, engineers, doctors, nurses, chemists, pharmacists, builders, architects or even professors.

This smells of false flag.

Ironically after all that time he spent it all learning the bare minimum of imageboard culture, with huge fucking gaps.
He didn't learn anything about why we do the things we do.

2016 is superchristmas

We ams legos.

maybe even the president himself

Because he wasn't paying attention, he was merely looking for screencaps and racist things he could spin.
As they say "He couldn't see the forest for the trees.", He though that his "vast" "intelligence" would be enough to decipher our posts and gain their true meanings, he ignored all the genuine debates with sources and good arguments here due to his ideological bias and instead focused on shitposting and basic observations.

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THIS IS THE FIRST ARTICLE WHERE THEY TAKE POSTS MADE BY SHILLS AND REPORT ABOUT THEM.

YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN WARNED ABOUT A WEEK AGO THAT THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

So fuck off shill, no wizard wrote these posts.

hi robert

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My name is not robert. My name is Rosenberg

fuck off, nigger, I remember some of those posts

Comments are funny af.

Also, my profile picture

Are we going to see an influx of halflings now that we are officially the cool club?

top kek the stupidity of this jewish nigger.

I have 2 avatars :^)

They love winners don't they?
Success is sweet.

Here's mine.

100% Weapons-grade libtard

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That's a nice avatar you have there.

These webms.

Mel is the Goat

:^)

meant for

Let's go Australian on his twitter.

No point in facebooking him to death.

Who knows, in another 6 months he'll go postal on the entire Cracked crowd after a violent red suppository from le epig inderned hade-magine.

Test driving my new avatar

Obama might do exactly that.

Should be a sticky on it.

The funniest calamity to rock the earth.

SCARY'S ON THE WALLLLL

SCARY'S ON HIS WAAAAAAAY

It's like they learned nothing from grunge.

checked

more shills.

time for 16chan.

too bad, liked cripple-chan.
see you there, fellow exodusers.

It's the controlled opposition revolution.
This poster is a shill.

And?

These new halflings seem different to the last batch.

They thirst for truth

Trust me.

This no alt right revolution.

It's the same revolution that started in the late 80's early 90's.

Only now they now the real reason why the "alternative" movement happened.

we're done with pure capitalism. We need structural change.

Difference is, most of us here saw that revolution as kids and acted on it.

Lefties will be shocked.. but they'll see the light.

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My sides!

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we already live on anarcho-capitalism
why do you think jews are so obsessed with money

He's right, you goys. It's time to #close the Holla Forums.

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That would doom them.

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Sadly, Twitter doesn't allows essays to be send …
archive.fo/tCRtd
Oh, good news, there is a E-mail account for sending our hard work …
[email protected]/* */

I still wonder how he can understand so littleabout how IB's are working …

You're weak and either a shill or are new.
This shit will either happen to us Hint: it already is or to them.
If you're not strong enough to survive then do what you like and wind up dead and forgotten.

It also might doom (((them)))

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Holla Forums is made up of NEETs and chan-savvy non-spaghetti spillers who interact with normies. if it weren't, we wouldn't wield the kind of power we have now.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listicle

Yeah, it makes it really hard when you have to work with hippies. Although after coming to terms with it it's a lot easier to hide my power level.

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True, been redpilling normalfags for a while, and honing my debate skills.
Still needs work though.

Cracked me right up

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That should be titled "sid the sloth"

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My sides have transcended to kek's level. I feel so proud of my shitpost

pic related it's my avatar. (With proof)

16chan is kill

That was a really good Hitler

Why do they mention 4chan and reddit, and then "everyone" of Holla Forums?

well, shit… how and when?

Pretty good post tbh.
Literally just chosen because of the hitler picture, which is hilariously pathetic on the articles side.

You're in the wrong neighborhood motherfucker

Everyone knows Holla Forums is 2hardcore4-4chan chan

Because we are more trolly then 4chan and reddit.

Absolutely horrible. I cannot believe anonymous people without filter would say such things.

Because they're bigots user-san

because of course this is your avatar

It's like they ignore jews completely.

inb4 some stupid kid sees this shit and does something stupid
DO IT FAGGOT

Should have added the fact gen y outnumbers other generations now for the first time since the boomer peak.

I actually recognize that song
kill me

Very subtle

K-on is a very popular show, recognizing it isn't weird.

I know what your intent is, but nothing is more annoying than being == commanded == on who should your partner be.

Look at Yuri Bezmenov. His revolt started when Politbureau wanted to command him who to marry or not.

But it is.
It means you know K-on.

And I didn't even like that show.
It was just spammed on /a/ way back.

confirmed for shit taste

Not enough interracial cuckolding, Shlomo?

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you have no idea, I fucking hate that show so much back in 2010

Real mean watch Clannad.

I have conflicting thoughts about your taste in cartoons.
Kyou best girl.

I hope you at least watched Lucky star.

At least they still didn't figure out our bot net hives. And by 'our' I mean Holla Forumss little toys previously used to bloat our numbers from 10 to presumably ~800 people on twitter/facebook to combat SJW shill posts demanding more wimminz in tech.

Thing is, we can guarantee to get a hashtag trending (and thousands random retards jumping on the bandwagon afterwards) but once done, all accounts go down the gutter after a few days because they'll be eventually detected.

Procurement of new accounts is a pain in the ass, as you have to steadily grow them like crops (400 take 1-2 weeks), because for them to be credible they have to have a decent 'innocent' history and plausible interaction with other twitter users up to the point where we detonate the nuke.

Fun fact: our old bot hive from half-chan /g/ days was the creator of #freethenipples. After some time real women jumped on it and started posting their tits all over twatter. Still got a 4,9Gig folder of pic tits from all over the world sorted by city/region.

Technology is beautiful. especially when 99% of normalfags don't understand it

kys.

By that stage I took a hard look at myself and decided lucky star was not for me.

Excuse me for being pleb.

Someone did not fully understood the concept of memeing things.

l337 h4x reply to this when you get home from middle school

Someone needs to rememe the octopus in the pic to red, with a white circle on body of the squid, and the usual pol-stika on the white circle with the caption "Holla Forums", "No one is beyond our reach".

cripple's been gone for quite a while, user. It's all jim and his #JewFingers now.

plz don't say you are commie, cuz i'll kill you for my mommy.

Will he mention her pedoativism?

It's hilarious, cracked is so cucked they preach only to the converted, but no one takes any time to fucking care and read their shit. Now they are looking into us thinking shining light will make us stop. They by coming here have already begun their slow decent into the rabbit hole.

If they don't stop covering us, we will redpill those they send. Even now as he posted the article, in the back of his head he is thinking about us. If he doesn't resist, he will be one of us one day.

4chan and reddit are controlled or influenced by ((them))… not so much with Holla Forums

Here's mine.

checking the unchecked

The only thing that rustles me about that retard's article is that David Wong will get enough advertising money to buy another drum of Astroglide when he deserves to be dry-dogged.

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How have I never seen that moose webm? holy shit

I posted in that thread and read at least 2 of the posts in the article when they were live. I was really hoping my post would be featured, but it figures it wasn't– I pointed out that American liberalism has been co opted by Marxists for generations, and that we should be happy we're receiving the same benefit. Not very kosher.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>"n-no, Holla Forums didn't say that!"

No serious publication will take it seriously enough to publish it.

His article isn't humorous, it doesn't even try to be. It's meant as a purely informative article about a sincere concern of the author, but nobody but Cracked will publish it. Nobody takes this article seriously, even though it is more or less factually correct.

I miss Yeb. He was sweet and optimistic in the face of all evidence, like Forrest Gump. Hillary's just so fucking poisonous and apparently untouchable by the law, it's sickening.

Shouldn't cracked be the one lying on the bed and miscarrying?

So do I. The height of the Jeb/Trump rivalry was the best of times.

that sort of implies he ever stood a chance.

FROG WORSHIPPING NAZI DEATH CULT IS THE ILLUMINATI, READ ABOUT IT HERE ON PULITZER PRIZE WINNING CRACKED.COM AND BE SHOCKED AT THE POSTS WE MADE OURSELVES

It was a sort of Globetrotters vs Washington Generals rivalry.

Is that pic legit? Sam and Weev in the same room?

Here's a little something something in case you want to shitpost this faggot into an early grave.

I found a rebbit post where Sam confirms.
Also the pixels appear legit

archive.is/fpB7a.

Why is the use of an android emulator necessary?

Is he going to interview her turbocuck husband?

To cheat phone verification.

Here's what the Cracked staff looks like

There's only a couple men here that don't look like complete and total numale pussies.

disturbing lack of diversity

Shameful display of whites only! Cracked must be diversified!

Top right looks like he wants extra cheesy lasagna

I only see one, bottom middle right.

How the fuck do these numales get jobs?

Anime avatars united

Yeah it is, you fucking moefaggot piece of shit. Get the fuck out of here, you're practically a feminist.
You have the same goal where all IMAGERY has men replaced with women, or in your case little girls. That's antithetical to Holla Forums you fucking assbags. Get out.

I'm fucking serious. I don't want to live in a world where men doing cool shit is no longer depicted. I wont let these fetishists turn the real world into a god damn image board. We need men doing manly things too for fuck's sake.

Wow, keep yourself contained in /cuteboys/.

Here have some smug

noice have some gold
this user gave you gold

How do I upvote ? Many good comments here, worth a like. Btw check out my gaming channel FührerSpielen pro

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You like my avatar, f121cd-san?

oh shit! How do i delete my offensive profile picture guys? I really don't want my wife or her son to think im some sort of a nazi socialist, i totally am not!

If only i had a Holla Forums =GOLD= account ;_;

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To be honest, there are a lot of places I wouldn't want to go and look at. Much less seriously investigate and try to quantify and track. Been a faggot chan goer for way longer than I can imagine is healthy, and even I don't want to see all of what is there.

Can you imagine having to be 'that guy' that must delve into everything? Being a normie blue pilled authoritarian faggot, what you see and hear must be earth shattering beyond even going to murder scenes and doing real criminal work. At least then there is the 'in group' support structure, the mentality that the ones who did/are doing something are mentally insane and other assorted mental supports.

Coming to the chans, any of them. I bet you cannot even talk to your fellow investigators anymore, your world view would get warped far beyond anything others trapped in the system could relate to. Were the people posting become more of a reflection of what you start to see, and people whom you have never met and have no name for, you relate to far more than anyone you have known for decades. Mind fucked world shattering.

Hell, their bosses after a while would start to understand 'they' are tainted as well. Doing subtle things to ensure if they turn they cannot damage the unit, in many was further ostracizing them from their fellow faggot system grunts.

I would lay bets on turn over for such guys is a year tops, likely far less, before they are no use to the system. Likely why a few years back they tried to outsource their shit to overseas shitposters after the American ones started turning or quitting in massive numbers. Which likely prompted them to move to actively terminate their biggest threat, Holla Forums on half chan. Which did nothing but metastasize the cancer, fully proving US right. Allowing the formation of our condensed Holla Forums here, a fucking berkland current of high focused hate machine, while huge numbers disseminated across the net, and infested EVERYTHING.

Can you imagine the ulcers these guys are getting now that we have brought even Trump into the lead.

Robert Evans is the first one in 2nd row btw

I love all those nu-males think we're a bunch of skinny dweebs they could push around however they feel like. I can't wait until reality finally hits those limpwristed motherfuckers.

god damn mel gibson was handsome as fuck back in the day

Take a lesson from every single survivor story, and look in more places than what you'd normally think.

Shoot all the furniture, walls, and gas the attics and basements.

We are the Dark Army that comes from nowhere, we're just a bunch of nobodies.

Thanks for the automatic update kikefox

profile picture (related)

lad I knew plenty of fresh germans in uni that barely spoke english and the all said their "th"s like zeds.
(((hollywood))) may have a grain of legitimacy in that one, the mick accent they portray is way off though.

Here's mine.

good post m8

Here's mine.

/r/ing the template of shell shock Sa'id

also requesting that we begin using that as his official name, since Said / Sa'id means "happy" in dune coon.

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line up the niggers that can spell

I didn't think it was possible to have a line with (-n) people, but you just proved the theory.

I think it's funny that after all this time the media has no idea that Holla Forums spent the better part of the last year funded by Eric Trump.

It'll take them years to figure out that hotwheels was Barron in a costume

kek

He seems to have written about that other shithole website.

lol

Did you read about how a white numale like him ended up with a wong as his pen name? Back in the days he was trying to masquerade as a diversity pity publish and the name sticked

He seriously looks like the aussie shitposter

I don't like the traffic all these articles are going to generate fam. It's like cuckchan all over again.

Time to upgrade my Holla Forums-account to premium so i can filter the newfags.

It's the hair, fam. That beautiful, beautiful hair.

He's the original aussie shitposter.

Sadly, the silver accounts don't have much capability, but some gifs are still viewable.

I can't fathom how someone would be that ignorant of what's going on here, even if they couldn't understand the language.

It's awesome how completely out of touch they are.
How could people voice Nazi ideology when on an anonymous image board?
If anyone in the media reads this, which is hilarious to think btw, you need to understand. Holla Forums is not just neckbears and mountain dew NEETs. Holla Forums is international, multilingual/multiracial blah blah, and diverse in all the ways you kikes pretend to be. Professionals, yuppies, lawyers, doctors, etc are here. It's an open exchange where the best idea wins out.
Nazi memes were the victor.
Interpret that as you will. Incorrectly, if your past is any guide.

Fear feeds me.

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oh god how retarded

Great post. LARPing in response.

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We are user. There is no other term for us. Only in our alternative life (irl) can, or will we take up some (((other))) manufactured idiocy term for what said individual is.

user has no use being part of the alt right. They are either useful or pointless. We are user's of action and results, not words and labels. Let the kikes cry about such vapid nothing. We march and win.

We ought to meme this "some faggot at my work…" thing, and get it into the mainstream. It was a meme in the early days of faggot liberation, too. "the guy you work with could be a queer, you wouldn't even know!"

Imagine the dick-shrivel the world's cucks would feel when they realise anyone in their office could be an undercover nawtzee.

Also

Jesus, I thought that was how they identified US in the wild. I'll bet at least 3 of his Twitter friends have bracketed their own names as a "I ain't scared of no Trump" virtue signal.

What do you know, Cracked IS funny. Just not intentionally.

Somehow I always knew and if I remember correctly it wasn't that hard to figure out.

Shit I work in a state government. Being near so many nigger dems and cuckservatives is nausea inducing but some of the new blood is aware. I'm working on the ones that lean our way.

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I doubt the feds originally shitpost on chans though. Maybe after some time being soaked in the culture and taunted by another aussie shitposter for the last time

Fucking bloggers trying to act like journalists, without even a modicum of research on the topic they're covering. Frankly, I feel insulted.

many thanks

remember when it was leaked that HMS and other alphabet people was getting depressed by all the online trolling?

we are pretty damn good, tbh…

Liberal please go.

There's this autistic meme comic I saved about just that ages ago… on half/pol/. Pic related.

The first step to war is making a hostile territory that your enemy cannot freely tread upon.
The second step is expanding it.

The alt-right is something they made up, remember that.

Entirely wrong
It's something they're trying to misrepresent as a boogeyman, and failing to do so.
Eat a dick, shill.

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sup reddit

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I was going to post the similar mashup with 'Friends' but I can't find it…

That's what they call the 'anonymous' group on that Sherlock Holmes show. He humiliates himself for "Everyone" in return for getting hacked shit.

It's like the concept of a court jester has been forgotten.

I have a suggestion. Deport muslims. Threat levels at their lowest since 1965.

you faggots think you're so important

but we know that your a bunch of kikes pretending to be nazis

GEE, IT'S LIKE SCREAMING "X IS LITERALLY HITLER" SO MANY TIMES BEFORE HAS MADE PEOPLE TUNE THEM OUT

He couldn't have been here for more than fifteen minutes and still think pics are avatars.

Which one of you fuckers was his "source" for these caps and keks?

Goddammit. How do I get a profile picture…er, avatar?

t.newfag

You need a least a hundred upvotes (or "likes") across the different subforums. I'm trying to get a Kim Jong-Un avatar, personally.

You want some real cringe? Here's the Reddit account of David Wong

reddit.com/user/jasondavidwongpargin

It's non-stop leftist faggot virtue-signalling. If I didn't know any better I would've thought it was one of us trying to make him look bad.

It's a great feeling ain't it user?

The eyes of the world are really on this tiny place aren't they?

Fucking hilarious. Just keep feeding us more attention (((MSM))) we'll keep turning it back on you with our unstumpable meme judo.

How do you beat an enemy that can attack you freely, but only grows stronger when you attack it back?

This is pretty much what I'd always assumed. Like the jew from Seinfeld who shortened her name because she wanted to be Chinese.

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it's hard to choose who is the faggotiest

Someone better link him to foxdicks :^)

Are you lost traveler?

Is this avatar already in use or can I still claim it ?

I'm sorry, but as you can see I'm already using it.

B-B-B-B-B-BUT MUH LATINO VOTE STRATEGY?????

These posts now have tons of credibility after the failed Turkey coup.

This is the best bait I've seen whole damn year straight. Congrats

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The difference is that people investigating us for Intelligence Agencies are paid to do thorough investigations, whereas "journalists" are paid to quote-mine for a narrative.
As a result they don't actually ever find out what's going on here and are even further from ever understanding what goes on here.

Also, posting my avatar.

I knew one day the memes would change the world.
That day was before the Trump campaign even was announced.
The meme magic is about to hit overdrive

Fucking scrub

Post the better version

Check out my new avatar.

This, Nati-on and Heiling Days (the Happy Days parody) always raise a smile.

The question is whether or not that would have the same effect as removing a containment board.
Memes existed long before the internet, and killing the internet would probably only lead to to their dissemination on a yuuuuge scale in meatspace.

Holy fuck that is such a shamelessly obvious shillpost, and I hardly ever use that term

Go the fuck back to cucked and stay there you faggot, cap this reply while you're at it and give me the profits you make off whatever shit clickbait article you make with it

Enjoy my avatar

Just updated my profile pic. Do you guys like it?

Excellent taste in music

Oh my fucking god please tell me that's real

Imagine explaining Pepe? Or Wojak? Or Gondola?

He has a nice smile.

Mein avatar

How would one get a job being a shill? I would be willing to go in and see exactly what they do and how they do it.

checked

you need an avatar first, then you can apply

How about this? :^)

How many upvotes do you need for that?

tfw when only have 29

I Joogled "kek" and "tfw."

Seriously.

s.newfag

trips confirms avatar

WTF. This "shitposting" in the article is weak sauce. Where is the stuff about "we're going to need a bigger oven"?

Is Robert Evans the retard from an interview about the alt-right that Pale Hominid posted on his channel? Jared Taylor was involved as well. If he's the same one, then he desperately wants the alt-right to be almost entirely about protestantism. Jared properly blew him the fuck out, to which he had no response….until Jared had left the convo and he continued as if Mr Taylor (the only person of the alt-right on the radio show) hadn't made any refutation at all (Hitler's quote about debating jews is relevant).

Just found the link:
youtube.com/watch?v=wFrl-jYmSYg

(Side note: for the first ten minutes I thought Diane Rehm was Morraiku playing an old jewess character.)

This site is still alive?

Fucking saved.

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That's not even his real name either. It's (((Jason Pargin)))

Fuck, this one of the most motivating webms I've seen.

I'm going to fight a bear now.