Ryouga's nonplussed stare descended into the dangerous territory of arctic cold. "There is a flamethrower in my umbrella." he stated, rather matter-of-factly.
Robin's eyebrow rose noticeably at that. "There's a flamethrower in his umbrella?"
Cyborg shrugged, then nodded in agreement. "There's a flamethrower in your umbrella."
"Why is there a flamethrower in my umbrella? The very idea of a flamethrower in my umbrella runs counter to the very nature of its existence! Where on earth did you get the idea to put a flamethrower in my umbrella?" asked the irate Lost Boy in disbelief.
Robin turned to regard the cyborg, a rather nonplussed expression of his own forming. "Yes, Cyborg. Wherever did you get the idea to put a flamethrower in his umbrella?" he asked pointedly.
Cyborg squirmed under their combined gazes. "What, you don't like the flamethrower in your umbrella?" he finally squeaked out.
The masked hero nodded first. "I don't know about Ryouga, but I know that I'm not a fan of the trick umbrella . . . let's just say there are a few bad memories . . . especially about the flamethrower in the umbrella" he muttered in a low voice.
Ryouga looked back at him oddly for a moment, before nodding as well. "Look, I'm glad you made me a new umbrella, I don't know how you did it, but it's even heavier than my old one. It's just that . .. I don't think all of these strange options work for me . . . especially the flamethrower in my umbrella . . ."
The sudden look of despair that descended on Cyborg's face was almost enough to make Robin want to perform a Shi Shi Houkodan himself. He was about to apologize to the cybernetic teen, when suddenly a wide smile broke out on Cyborg's face.
"Don't like the T-Brella, eh? I guess that means that you aren't a fan of the Helicopter option either?" drawled Cyborg.
"The Helicopter option?" repeated Ryouga, a note of interest suddenly appearing in his voice.
"The Helicopter option," Cyborg replied, smiling smugly.
"There's a Helicopter option?"
"What? You didn't know about the Helicopter option?" drawled the techno genius, trying to sound aloof.
"No, I never made it past the flamethrower option. You mean there's really a Helicopter option?" Ryouga asked again, still in disbelief.
"Dawg! Of course there's a Helicopter option! What kind of pimped out umbrella would it be without a Helicopter option?"
"Wow . . . maybe there's something to this Helicopter option . . ."
"Would both of you stop saying HELICOPTER OPTION!" Robin yelled. He couldn't stand it anymore, it was driving him insane! If one more person said Helicopter option, he was going to implant a birdarang straight up their a-
Cyborg and Ryouga both stared at him, a little shocked at his outburst. Then Cyborg shrugged and turned back to Ryouga.
"Dude, you have so gotta try out the Helicopter Option!"
Robin's screams were heard even by Starfire . . . and she was out at the mall of shopping . . .