I've been thinking about how little one could start a settlement to try and stabilise parts of Africa with...

I've been thinking about how little one could start a settlement to try and stabilise parts of Africa with, and I've reduced it down to:

I've considered a lot of the common issues mentioned such as tribalism and poor economic decisions on the part of the locals, but I figure that if you run everything sort of like socialism also with soft segregation, and remember to make a militia, everything should turn out fire.

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Do it ancient style. Bring superior firepower and technology, kill off the most violent nogs, and let the others organize into some kind of society that you overwatch and help grow.

Alternatively, proclaim yourself a god.

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You really have a keen mind there OP

There's ways you can make it really difficult to uproot such a settlement.
Gain a good reputation.
Become unbeatable in guerilla warfare by arming and training basically everyone and making sure there's an abundance of growth.
See if you can get Mexican engineers to build something to prevent simple bombardment.


Was gonna use OC but rendering takes hours.


I'd go with a mix of everything.
Dress and act in a godlike way (although not actually proclaim myself a god), put low tolerance on the criminals (killing would be best avoided though), and have lots of like-minded westerners helping to overwatch everything which would in turn bring about superior technology.

No. Just stop right there. There is no way to colonize anything, anywhere, no on Earth, not ever. Everything good has been seized already. You must work within these boundaries.

not on Earth*

uh no, thats why i clicked it

deja vu

how old are the threads there

You have provoked jealousy. Mgumbe beheads you.


You show weakness. Mgumbe and his crew behead you.


That's not how it works, you need to bring it with you. Otherwise you have no chances surviving among the nogs.

Start a corporation like that one Dutch commune in South Africa. Have a board of directors and only let people you want to live in your community be allowed to buy into it. Be prepared to grease palms.

I'm aware you can't colonise, but you can make a settlement somewhere already populated.


I'm not foolish enough to be the second family member to screw up with trying to make bank off of Zimbabwe.


A board of directors is more or less what I've indicated a desire for; very techincally involved directors.

What sort of business OP? take it to >>>/col/ there is a thread about Botswana there. It's the most stable country in Africa, so I would suggest going there, not somewhere like Nigeria, Kenya or Zambia; the first two will deal with Islamic insurgency for decades to come, and Zambia has an anti-white history though farmers there don't receive the ol' mugabe treatment. Let me know what you think.

Then what? Subversively claim power?

That's what colonialism includes you heavy breathing faggot.

Unless you claim that you want to become 100% member of that territory's native population, then wtf are you doing on Holla Forums?

Some are still fresh.
It's a designated shitting board, although there are some people posting seriously.

One would have to become a member of the population to claim power.

In Africa, labour is cheap and goods are expensive, backwards to how things are here; so if you get an industry right, explosive growth will keep up as long as you stay in control since you can undercut everyone's prices with good quality exports and your cheaply made goods could still be rather valuable even if not exported.

Governments won't allow you to buy into this unique economic game while seeming external to the economy, so integration would be a must.

Power claims can come later if one succeeds at becoming a millionaire.


Not the first time I've heard Botswana mentioned with regards to this idea, and the stuff I've looked up seems promising.
What's the economy like?

you're like 15 aren't you?
take this shit back to
>>>/cuckchan/

If I was 15 I'd probably be wanting a white-only settlement.
This is merely business with an emphasis on growth capacity and cultural influence.

You're not the majority here, NEETshit

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This is exactly what I mean when I tell everyone that Holla Forums has become an echo chamber who have mods unwilling to let other discussions flow. Yes, I'm all for Trump and keeping up with the news, but let's be honest, Holla Forums was never meant strictly for one political party, it was meant as a refuge for anyone to discuss anything that could be considered as un-PC. I don't understand why you mods wouldn't allow for this little thread to gain some traction so that we would other things to discuss and get our creative juices flowing. But that's life i suppose.

here's the thread that i was referring to many times, but unlike here on Holla Forums it will never be bumplocked by idiot moderators.

Fuck this gay-linking software let's try it again

>>>/col/158

I'll recreate this thread since the worst that can happen is I'll be banned from a shit board.
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