Cryonics

Would you freeze yourself to cheat death and wake up in the far future where they can revive you? I'm thinking about doing this when I become really old as a type of insurance.

sure, best way to get to sexbots tbh

the future is looking very grim and very jewish. make the best of your current life

The Matrix？

So are you saying that they would turn the frozen bodies into meat sexbots, or that when we wake up we'll have sexbots? I r confuse.


Why not have double lives? You could be there to get rid of the Jew menace in the future.


Not sure if they would keep your brain alive. You'd either be roaming around as a spirit or asleep for 300+ years.

we'll wake up and have sexbots
I just want to skip to AI really. This age sucks

Yeah, it's a promising form of life extension.

Of course if the future is totalitarian doublethink dystopia they'd probably never revive you because you'd opress them with your logic or some shit.

t. 50's kid wanting to wake up in 2017

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I don't want flying cars, I want an AI god

People in the far future will have no way of knowing this. To them, you'll be an excellent historian. And if they don't revive you, somebody else in the further future will.

Besides, even if they don't bring you back, nothing would be lost because you were gonna die anyways.


Look how far we've come in a 100 years. Sexbots are likely around the corner now.

if 3DPD don't try to fuck it up

So far, they've failed at removing porn, video games, hobbies, and male sextoys. I think things are looking good so far.

lets hope so

The pendulum swings both ways my friend. Women got sexually empowered, now it's about our turn to be sexually empowered, and there aint a damn thing roasties can do about it.

sure

Did I just get raped by a robot dickgirl???

no
so be waken up by a timer, with the option to go back in, or would we have to be woken by people

They'd have to keep your brain alive for 300+ years, so I'm not sure if the first one is the option. You would have dementia or alzheimerz long before the wake-up period.

You most likely be woken up by people. Don't worry though, even if it's a longer period of time, it'll go by in mere seconds. You'll be asleep, and next thing you know, 300+ years would have gone by.

Disgusting.

nigger

I'm not seeing a downside.

This. Freezing yourself to cheat death is a myth, it's not possible to keep the brain in good enough shape over an extended freeze. Walt Disney never did it either, that's what started the myth.

You won't have to wait that long. Human immortality for the wealthy will be a reality in our lifetime.
Get to making money nigger.

I think it's possible

Bot only I would do that, I am aiming to do that.
Sadly I was born in a third world shit country and I don't know if I can make enough until I die.

don't worry, nigger
if everyone in the first world gets super genes, then we'll be able to help your shitty country, provided you let us get rid of your shitty nigger genes

Sure. Transhumanism is the only logical, next step in human evolution.

They'll most likely have found a way to bring your brain back into shape through use of stem cell cultures. We may not have that technology now, but in 300+ years time, it's a guarantee they'll be able to regrow your brain tissue so you don't come back out as a 'tard.

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no, it's a scam for the desperate

With the current technology it looks like a giant scam.
Would be cool if it worked as intended.

Also in the future people will look fucking beatuiful. They'll range from insanely pretty Apollo-tier twinks to Chads. You will look fucking ugly besides them.

Also all the technology and services they have will be aimed at genetically superior humans. They might not have anything that will make you young again, only stuff that will keep you young.

Also they might have ideological beliefs and look down upon people like you.

Legally they cannot freeze you while you are alive so they will have to freeze you when you are dead. You may want to find someone whom are willingly to freeze you alive.

Why not just do it anyway?

Or have some button there, which starts the freezing progress, so it was you who freezed yourself and no on else?

It doesn't work like that because there are steps involved to do it properly.

Well legally they would just help you keep alive then, because you basically tried to kill yourself, so it should be fine. Or they are doing maintenance.

Or just do it in secret.

Will I be neanderthal Jones?

I think they have a life-alert system that alerts them when you are about to die. It doesn't really matter when you get frozen, as long as you are still viable in the future and capable of being resurrected.

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It's 2017 and women are fucking fat and ugly. Men are also numale faggits.

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What will be different about people in the future, compared to now?

Nigger, you don't need to have a specific set of genetics to use stem cell therapy. It works for everyone, no matter what their genetics are.

So? That already happens to me and I'm fine.
Why would anyone be hating on a 300+ year old man brought back from the dead?

I want to be preserved in criogeenics, untill we hit the Singularity. When that happens, i will transfer my brain into a synthetic body, and i will be immortal-

Is it possible for us to hibernate instead being frozen to delay the aging?