Apology to the Black Race

To the entire Black race living in America, we, the Adamic, pink complexioned race (better known to you as the White race) that came to these shores from Europe, England, Scotland, Ireland, and Iceland, apologize for freeing you from slavery by fighting a horrible war among ourselves that cost the lives of almost two million of our own race. We apologize for continuing to fight among ourselves over that very issue, even though you’ve never told us you appreciate our freeing you.

We apologize for splitting to pieces our entire race the world over to take sides with you to help you survive and become a freer race. We apologize for forcing the rest of the world to outlaw the slavery which your ancestors had practiced for thousands of years, even though many nations on your home continent still practice it today.

We apologize for thinking we could civilize you when you have proven that it is indeed an impossible feat, a feat beyond anything we could have ever imagined.

We apologize for introducing Christianity to you and dragging you away from the Voodoo you previously followed, although you have managed to sneak that religion back into cultic Christianity and our people have accepted it, which is witnessed by their animalistic whooping and hollering and stomping and screaming instead of respectfully worshiping our God as they ought to.

We apologize for teaching you to add and subtract (what little you can), thereby enabling you to run a household and pay your bills (what few you will) and count your children other than on your fingers and sometimes toes when you have so many you run out of fingers.

We apologize for providing you with medical care instead of leaving you under the witch doctors you used before we arrived, as a result of which you have been able to survive all sorts of diseases to multiply in massive numbers beyond what you could have without these aides.

We apologize for building schools for you which we have had to repair over and over after you vandalized them beyond use. We apologize for inventing computers and the Internet, neither of which you use very much, but when you do use them it’s mostly to bash our race.

We apologize for building factories and businesses that employ you, if you so desire to work. We apologize for creating millions of bureaucratic jobs within our government system simply to give you employment, instead of leaving you to find work on your own.

We apologize for promoting and buying your music, although you refuse to buy ours. We apologize for talking and acting as you do, although you refuse to talk and act as we do.

We apologize for placing you in our movies and TV shows and elevating you to a fictional, heroic level that you have never reached in real life. We apologize for creating this false image of yourselves in your minds, for we realize after 400 years of trying to help you that you cannot solve problems and provide leadership and create original thoughts; and the image we’ve placed in your minds causes you to live in a delusional world. For that we truly apologize.

We apologize for creating quota systems and forced employment programs to make sure you have the best jobs, if you so desire to work. We apologize for thinking we could educate you so that you could learn to build and help others, when you obviously have only the ability to tear down and take from others.

We apologize for giving you welfare and food stamps, with the result that for four generations over half of your race has not had to work, except in makeshift type of jobs in our governments and bureaucracies.

We apologize for promoting your children in school as if they could understand basic arithmetic and grammar, such as multiplication and past participles, when we should have made sure they were accustomed to manual labor so that we would not have had to make up jobs for them in our governments dusting seats with their butts.

We apologize for developing farms in our own lands which you have never been able to do, and that to this day feed most of your race still living in Africa. We apologize for coming to Africa and building farms, from which you have now run us off of and have devastated beyond use, forcing us to continue feeding you.

We apologize for creating the International Monetary Fund (IMF) and the World Bank (WB) and U.S. Government Foreign Aid Programs and hundreds of charities that funnel billions of our tax dollars and charitable donations to nations around the world run by your race, all because your race cannot take care of itself by itself anywhere you live.

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We apologize for giving you the right to vote so you could take over all our major cities and turn them into high-taxed, crime-ridden cesspools that no civilized human being can live in.

We apologize for creating the term "Reverend," which your leaders use to give themselves credentials and which their actions have denigrated beyond repair, with the result that no decent person would call himself "Reverend," much less a Christian.

We apologize for trying to come up with an AIDS vaccine to stop the epidemic spread of AIDS in Africa, AIDS being a disease that you created and passed on to us after having sexual intercourse with monkeys and then with one of our idiotic race-mixers who then passed it on to the rest of the world.

We apologize for providing you with warm, custom-made garments instead of the animal skins and leaves that you wore before we arrived. We apologize for providing you with shoes instead of leaving you barefooted as you were before we arrived in Africa.

We apologize for teaching you how to clean yourselves and your homes, and how to sanitize the water you drink to keep you from getting even more dreadful diseases than the rest of your race gets that still lives in Africa. We apologize for teaching you to cook your foods, which keeps you from getting the hundreds of parasitic diseases that your race gets that still lives on your home continent of Africa.

We apologize for providing you with solidly built, heated, and cooled homes with grass yards instead of the straw huts and dirt yards you were living in before we arrived, and in which most of your race is still living in Africa.

We apologize for inventing sports so that you can make millions of dollars and live like kings, then kill and rape people with impunity, as O.J. Heisman-Trophy-Winner Simpson and Mike Heavy-Weight-Champion-of-the-World Tyson have done, as well as many others among your race.

We apologize for producing such beautiful people for you to race-mix with, and if they won’t voluntarily mix, you often casually rape them as if you were eating a piece of fried chicken.

We apologize for building thousands of prisons around the nation to house dangerous criminals, of which your race makes up over sixty percent even though you’re only thirteen percent of the U.S. population, and this at an expense of billions of dollars and manpower every year.

We apologize for taking precious metals from the earth on your home continent of Africa, metals which you neither knew were there nor how to use them if you had known they were there, but which you love to puncture and cover your bodies with in the most tawdry way imaginable.

We apologize for those among us who have established charitable organizations, donated billions of dollars and hours of time, and have devoted their entire lives to make life easier and better for your race, although most often to no positive result.

We apologize for all the stupid White Ministers whom your race has martyred in Africa where they were trying to evangelize you to a faith that you can’t understand nor do you want to; yet when you claim to join it soon pervert it with the Voodooist concepts you have inherited from your forefathers.

We apologize for building highways and railroads and for inventing flying machines that you could never have invented but which you use everyday to move about, yet without thinking or appreciating their origins in the least.

We apologize for paying the majority of both federal and state taxes, to maintain the governments which protect and promote you but fight against our own people at every turn.

We apologize for some members of our race who worship the monstrosities your genes have created, such as Jacko the Wacko and Little Fruity Richard and Dennis Nutman Rodman and Don Electrified King and Daryl Coke-Head Strawberry and Whitney Whacked-Out-Screaming Houston and Cassius If-Only-I-Be-White-But-I'm-Really-Black Clay and Tiger Adamic-Hater Woods and Whoopi Thinks-She’s-White Goldberg and Oprah Interview-a-Nut New-Age-Goof Winfrey and Ru Triple-Freak Paul and Morgan Act-White-But-Hate-White Freeman and Sammy Convert-To-The-Christ-haters-Religion Davis and Colin Have-A-Black-Pet-In-The-White-House Powell, to name only a few.

We apologize for defeating the major part of the communist threat which cost us several trillion dollars and hundreds of thousands of lives, but whose doctrines you still wish to have implemented on the backs of our race to further torture us and tear us down.

We apologize for spending over $2 trillion dollars on welfare and food stamps in the last thirty-five years, funds which your race received the majority of, although you are a small minority among us.

We apologize for introducing you to the rule of law under a republican form of government, a government that has gone abroad to keep your own warring nations from slaughtering other members of your race by the hundreds of thousands as they did year in and year out before we arrived, and still do every time we leave them alone and do not intervene.

We apologize for teaching you to read a language that contains more than a few words and a couple of hand signs, which has allowed you to take part in our philosophies, our culture, our art, our industry, our collegial nature, and our freedom, even though as soon as you get around them you pervert them.

For surely, if you could not read, how could you have learned the teachings of Karl Marx, Mao Tse Sung, Joseph Stalin, Leon Trotsky, Nikolai Lenin, Howard Zinn, the Damocrat Party, the Neo-cons in the Republicoward Party, and others who hate our race, and have brainwashed you into believing our race is evil and that you are severely oppressed?

We apologize for placing you under the form of government that our own forefathers died to create, and for which you are helping to destroy, instead of leaving you under the anarchy you lived under before we arrived.

For all these wrongs we’ve carried out against you, we apologize deeply and unreservedly, and if you will please accept our apology, we shall happily and immediately take back all of the above mentioned evils we have cast upon you and return you to your home continent, if you so desire.

We would with the greatest of glee and cheer even provide you with a nice, little stipend for traveling money, if you’d go and take your race-traitor wives and husbands and Mulatto children with you.

We have enjoyed having you here, but because you claim we’ve been, and are still being, so mean to you, we’d like to atone by helping you get back to where you came from.

You could live in peace without our persecuting you anymore, and we could save ourselves trillions of dollars over the next few years by shrinking our governments and emptying our prisons. We could take hundreds of thousands of security guards and police officers around the country off their jobs and put them to more productive use, and we could celebrate our own culture without offending you anymore.

Moreover, we could take the three-point shot and the forty-five second shot clock out of basketball which would return it to a game of plays and strategies, instead of the run and gun show our enemies have tailored especially for you. We could place the "palming penalty" and the "walking penalty" and the "charging penalty" back in to slow the game down to the point that defense and brains matter.

We could place the "bump and run" rule back in football and have referees start calling "offensive pass interference" again, to change the game to one where something more than straight-ahead speed is what matters. The "taunting rule" and the "roughing the quarterback rule" that we had to implement because of you, we could do away with completely, because civility would automatically come back into the game.

The race traitors of our race who hate their own culture and heritage could go with you, and we won’t offend them anymore either. For after a few generations of mixing with your race they would disappear into the dark tar-mix which your dominant design-genes make up.

What do you say? Do you accept our apology? Do we have a deal? Please let us know, soon!

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Thanks for the blogpost, OP! I'm sure all the niggers that browse Holla Forums are shitting themselves right now.

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Did either of you tards read the post before replying?

Not an argument

no, I didn't read your blog

nice shit OP

kek

Ah, I guess the word count was too high for you. Filtered.

I kind of want to print this out and post it up around town.

Do it user. The power of kek compels you.

Just don't get caught.

Didn't read lol.

Even if you're not actually apologizing, it sounds beta as fuck.

That's the hard part. I know how many ways that can happen. It's impossible to account for them all, if whoever is looking for you is determined enough. A media shitstorm starts about racist flyers going up and a call for evidence is put out, and lo and behold some chucklefuck left their dashcam on that night and saw you clear in the face. Unless you're willing to go full no-tag black van and balaclava (and have an exit strategy for a black van carrying someone with a balaclava on their person), you can never really be sure that it's not on record somewhere.

t. Private investigator.

Just put on a gay fawkes mask, the imbeciles will think you're posting some brilliant truth.

Best part? By the time the first sub-80 IQ begins to comprehend the larger words, if you have any sense at all you'll be long gone.

Kek'd harder than i should,
Noicly done user!


Nigger.

mfw I helped organize that clusterfuck and have several spare Guy Fawkes masks that have been lying around collecting dust for 10 years.

Oh this temptation. It's be nice to pull a hard right turn on the later alphabet-soup co-opted Anonymous by actually doing something out of bounds again, rather than fucking Occupy.

I fully support any and all IRL shitposting, just do not get caught.

Godspeed, user.

use a realistic silicone mask
and a rental car
on which you taped fake plates copied from a car of the same model and color
and carry no electronics on you at all


this apology sounds contrieved and beta as fuck, however
better slam niggers in the face with all that hwhytes man has done for them and say you feel sorry you were dumb enough to do it at all

And a nigger to you too.

This. Even if niggers had the reading comprehension and the patience to read this , they won't listen to this passive-aggressive bullshit.

I have to agree. Post is still funny as shit tho.

Apologies are for when you've wronged someone. Since blacks are objectively better off now than they were before intervention by the white man, regardless of your or my feelings on their enslavement(I think it was wrong), if anything blacks as a whole should be thanking whites.

I ranted about that in a basketball post a while back.
Glad to see I am not the only user that has noticed this.

Surely it's way too much for a poster? Better to make little A6-sized mini books, carry them in your pockets and palm them out in places like park benches, bus seats etc.

That's probably a better idea. Discreet. Portable. Able to put out several at a time, and in places that it might take people a while to find. Easily disposed of if someone gets a wary eye in your direction.

10/10 will post to facebook

Agreed. Although, as several anons have pointed out, this would sail right over most black heads.

Perhaps we'd be better served leaving the booklets at colleges and libraries?

Too many cameras. Universities have liability to consider, so everything is brightly lit and on film 24/7.

Though just going into stores and leaving them in the magazine racks could work.

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Make sure you wear gloves and don't leave prints.

I need to look up what printers leave identifying markers on everything they print, too. I have a really old one, so I doubt it does it and even if it did it's not like I'm on a list of people with that printer. But still. Due diligence.

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WE APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING

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Don't apologize. Some of us actually appreciate what you guys did and see through the bullshit of the majority. It kind of sucks honestly. I agree with most of what you guys spout, but you guys hate us and my peers are libtards.

That is some grade A passive aggressive bullshit.

Reread the post, watermelon friend.

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Melonheads!

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Let me the damn posts hotwheels I saw it on the front page where'd they go

Gimme

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Melonheads gonna eatcha up

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Fuck off purple Nigger

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OP's are meant to be short and to the point OP.
So either you tl;dr or you will be saged.

The "apology" is for the benefit of white-guilted whites. Not nogs. What nogs think is predictable and irrelevant.

Nice waste of trips.

Those aren't her so I'm assuming this is for people stupid enough to use kikebook. Okay then.

Apologies, even ironic ones, are over. We either work to get along, or we don't.

There is alot to gain, esp. for black folks, if we all get along. But I think it's unlikely. We are just too different to want to be in each others company.

Perhaps if we weren't coerced, even forced, into each other's company, we could get along better. Of course, that would invalidate the Lefty utopia's primary myth that 'we al same'.

The time for apologies, though, is over. From here on we either grow together, creatively emphasizing the best each of us has to offer, or we go our separate ways, (which is invariably a violent process).

apologies I did not read your wall of text

Not only are we different, our enemies are actively working to divide us. Blacks and whites are perfectly capable of coexistence, only we have outside forces trying(and succeeding) in turning American blacks into some of the most self-absorbed, lazy, entitled people on the planet.

It's not bullshit

You're a fucking idiot

Thus ends another chapter in the epic tale of "OP is always a faggot" series!
Join us next time when OP posts some other useless libtard loving shit!

Man fuck you. Southern black Baptist churches are pretty much the only cool thing about day culcha.

I prefer the Slayer version.

What a cuck

Read the post, CTR.

what huh? that's backwards. he was falsely accused of rape by a nigra QWEEN and went to jail for it.

Almost certainly incorrect. Even if you acquired it for cash in a location with no security camera, if you're running Windows and have ever signed into anything under your name - it's linked to you. (Hardware profiles are explicitly something Microsoft keep track of, you see… The mere act of plugging it in will cause the hardware to be reported back to MS as it looks for drivers for it) Same deal with OS X, which also sends your hardware config back to Apple, ostensibly for the same purpose. And even if you are running *nix, any site you've ever enabled Javascript on could have snagged your hardware config.

tl;dr - Unless you're REALLY, REALLY fucking good (ie. use an actual SCIF) your printer IS linkable to you.

If we didn't invent stuff that'd help keep AIDS at bay would of AIDS have killed a few blacks and just end pretty fast

OP you make it overcomplicated. Watch this:

Dear Niggers:

We're sorry you're niggers

Low IQ niggers detected.

GET THE FUCK OUT MY CHURCHES YOU DIRTY VOODOO WORSHIPPING NIGGERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Slavery was tacked on towards the end of the war more as a PR stunt, slavery had nothing to do with the civil war.

You mean the foreign semite religion forced upon our people on pain of death that has been immensely dysgenic and psychologically-damaging?

There's some other jewish or jew-instigated shit (like the Commercial Negro Superstar, jewish slave merchants and owners, and IMF and charities) in there but otherwise I like it. Could be worded better, the "I'm sorry" sarcastic bent becomes tiresome and wears too much into being truthful apology, regret, emo shit. Needs more aggression and call to purpose and outrage to gall the white man into anger cum action. Whites don't have shit to apologise to niggers for, they should be begging to suck our dicks but they're niggers so they cannot comprehend their state–they are animals, and should be treated as such. Stripped of human rights, because rights require responsibilities that they, as a group, cannot meet.


Niggers can't read cursive. Problem solved. I wish I was joking.

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Go back to Africa, nigger.

Read the entire post, nigger.

My fucking sides

No apologies faggot.

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I must admit from the subject line I was expecting some sort of Holla Forums shilling but unlike the majority of faggots in this thread, and apparently on this oard as a whole of recent, I read the actual post.

The sheer number of faggots posting 'hurr go back to africa faggot reeeeee' without actually reading shit is kind of sad.
A very telling sign of the quality of the average newfag, namely its fucking shit.

LURK MOAR YOU DICKLESS FAGGOTS


However I agree OP, we should undo the atrocities we have bought upon these poor back people and return them to their natural ways.
They sure as shit cannot be civilized, that has been made abundantly obvious.