Drunk as fuck AMA

(((Seriously anything)))

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Name, address and SSN

Bert
123 Sesame Street
123-45-6789
I'm drunk, not an idiot

A bat and a ball cost one dollar and ten cents together. The bat costs one dollar more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

This ones an oldie but a fun one.

Buy me something.

are you a faggot? how's your relationship with your dad?

5 cents

Liek what, a river?

Not a faggot, and I have as little to do my father as possible.

Sure.

to do with*

why is that? how much money do you have?

(((Here you go.)))

Thanks,

What, my father? Because he's an asshole. Broke as fuck right now.

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Welcome

sing a song dedicated to me and be very polite and courteous about it, maybe a little bit flirty even, but not too much

does texas belong to mexico?

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♫Here's to you, mr. anoninson, Jesus loves you more than you can know. Oh-oh-o-o, Oh-o-o.♫

pic related

what kind of thumbnail is this?

From Futurama.

asl?

Which is the best alcohol?

No idea what you're asking.

Isopropyl

Just occurred to me what this is
AGE Being made of energy, I am eternal.
SEX No thanks.
LOCATION ~93 million miles from Sol.

dum dum

Damn, who got the quints?

Yes, what do you want?

John H. Watson！

Lurn2internet, Sherlock.
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OP here, need to crash. Continued after convalescence.

Are you a nigger?

Are you a virgin?

No

Yes

I'm also drunk OP. Much love from Belgium

Are you an alcohol?

Would you cuddle with a friend of yours completly platonically?
Are you gay, straight or bisexual?
Would you think a gay person with a crush on you would make a good best friend?
Would you let a guy massage you?
The butt too (not the hole, just the buttocks ofc)?

What would you do if you and a twink (not a trap, he is a normal boy and has a masculine personality, even though he looks like a cuteboy) were stranded on an island and he started making gay jokes to discretly find out if you might be interested in fucking him, but because it's a joke, he can just say that that he was just joking, if you respnd negatively?

(He is very fast, and a parkour champion and also has some knowledge about martial arts, if you try to kill him for that.)

1) No, all forms of physical contact repulse me.
2) Straight, but celibate.
3) I don't believe sexual orientation has anything to do with anything. That being said, I'm aggressively anti-social and not looking for friends.
The rest of your questions are answered by #1, I believe.

Why am I not surprised that a (sadly) fellow German is a fucking self-castrated faggot?

What the fuck makes you think that, Kamerade?

First, it's Kamerad, you illiterate faggot. Second, you are a fucking faggot.

Everyone has his faults, stop obsessing over mine, Freund.

(wasted Hitler dubs)
Your fault is unforgivable. It's already bad enough that our country is turning into a Caliphate, but now it's overrun by niggers for three years now. Your faggotry results in less pontentially native offspring. I can at least hope you don't spread your hedonistic and primitive degeneracy.

I am really mostly straight though. I am just a bit bicurious.

And I want a wive/gf with who I can have children sooner or later.

But I also want a companion of sorts.

Woah, calm down mein Herrs. Don't make me build a wall.

answer the questions

What are you on about? I did answer the questions.

lol

Missed it sorry.


That is autistic.


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You sound like … fun.


You should meet us young people, Anglofriend. :)

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Never claimed otherwise. The fact that I'm on an imageboard pretty well establishes my autism.
Believe it or not, idc.
Clearly sarcasm, but I can be when hopped up on goofballs.>>7300544