Are we there yet?

Brody Young
Brody Young

34 PPH.
Endchan's Holla Forums averages just 10PPH less than that, and actually has a decent thread or two every week, which we can't seem to muster here for all the shit. In fact, if you were to clear out all the shit threads, this place would make endchan look like O'Hare Airport.
Time to pull the plug. Nobody is getting anything out of this place anymore.

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

Sorry…38PPH. My mistake.

Asher Bailey
Asher Bailey

ok leftypol

Henry Smith
Henry Smith

what? i posted in a thread the other day really good stuff. don't complain about bad threads.

Jason Evans
Jason Evans

comparing to endchan
you're grounded, user. you are not allowed to post again on cripplechan until you've had time to sit in your room and think about what you've done

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

Nobody is getting anything out of this place anymore.
Retards need an outlet too, OP.
At least here they are contained, and as long as they believe it is a happening place they will stay here voluntarily.

Joshua Ortiz
Joshua Ortiz

comparing to endchan
Generally, when doing a comparison, comparing like things to like things is required. Since endchan/b/'s PPH is so close to this board's, the comparison is valid. The fact that you don't like it because endchan is considered to be the deadest of all chans is irrelevant to the validity of the comparison. So it is you who are to sit in the corner until you have become able to grasp logic and how to use it to do proper analysis.

Matthew Rivera
Matthew Rivera

but that's not even correct, endcuck

Brody Taylor
Brody Taylor

It was when he posted it, I checked that first thing. Average PPH is a better indicator as it doesn't isolate low-traffic periods of the day like a screen cap of PPH at one particular moment. But in this case the story is not much better, as our average daily PPH is barely 100. Better than endchan still, but that average has been steadily dropping every week for the last few months. If it doesn't turn around somehow, I don't see how this can avoid becoming what endchan is.

Samuel Taylor
Samuel Taylor

Dude, even Dysnomia has started talking about this board in the past tense. He has admitted that it is dead and beyond salvaging, and he is the fucking board owner! So don't kid yourself, the minute he finds something else to occupy his time he will write a final message to put on a 404 screen blaming everyone else for Holla Forums's failure, and he will shut it down. Right now he is having a good enough time using it to fuck with people and to provide one of the last truly pedo-friendly chans for people to post CP on. But don't kid yourself, even the BO doesn't think Holla Forums will be around much longer.

Liam Lewis
Liam Lewis

if you were to clear out all the shit threads, this place would make endchan look like O'Hare Airport.
That much is true, anyway.

Caleb Allen
Caleb Allen

There hasn't been much action in the CP region the past 5 days actually. Probably explains the lack of activity on the board. Is this what the board is reduced to? ;__;

Cooper Davis
Cooper Davis

Did mommy get you up at 7am just so you could post this? :3c

Jace Hernandez
Jace Hernandez

seems like every board got 500+ more poster except Holla Forums.
how ?

Oliver Gonzalez
Oliver Gonzalez

No, she left at about 5am. And she said that she would really appreciate it if you would stop calling her mommy like a 3 year old and start calling her Mom. She also said to clean your fucking room.

Ryan Cox
Ryan Cox

BTW, did you come in here just to trade jibes, or did you actually want to try denying any of this?

Nathan Lee
Nathan Lee

There hasn't been much action in the CP region the past 5 days actually.
There was CP on the board just this morning.

Lucas Russell
Lucas Russell

you're full of shit, user. i've been on for 5 or 6 hours now and nothing

Kevin Cooper
Kevin Cooper

Right…because if you didn't see it, it didn't exist.
*eyeroll*

Daniel Torres
Daniel Torres

Literally been lurking this board for 10 or so hours and nothing. Unless the moderators were quick for once then sure but that's unlikely.

Grayson Hall
Grayson Hall

i've been on for 5 or 6 hours now and nothing
Your balls must be really getting sore by now.

John Gomez
John Gomez

It was the globals, and yes they were quite quick.
I think that after two weeks ago they have been getting some pressure put on them because they have been actually doing their jobs pretty well since then.

Angel Johnson
Angel Johnson

so your'e saying Holla Forums is useless now. well fuck

John Sullivan
John Sullivan

it was the globals, and yes they were quite quick
Ah, well mb I guess some did leak through.

they have been actually doing their jobs pretty well
That or the antis are less willing to dump their propaganda not like 'banning' them does anything anyway

Blake Bell
Blake Bell

Moon boy, we already told you a long time ago we're not leaving. Now take you're thievings and gtfo.

Nolan Mitchell
Nolan Mitchell

you're
And I already told you to GBT school and learn to be literate.
Yes, I believe that you will be here forever, Mr. Sage. I know this because A) even dead chans like endchan still have one or two people there, and B) you are so fucking illiterate that you can't manage to spell anything more complicated than 8ch without fucking it up.

Hudson Bell
Hudson Bell

Average PPH is a better indicator as it doesn't isolate low-traffic periods of the day
Ok so why don't you just tell the whole story. Endchan b has gotten less than 700 posts in the last 3 months, we get that in a day. We're orders of magnitude faster than endchan.

Easton Foster
Easton Foster

lurking for CP

Blake Clark
Blake Clark

Because he's probably this faggot kike lolcow known as Joshua C. Moon, who was spamming us with his shitchan AKA 32chan. He's salty no one wanted to visit it.

Brandon Anderson
Brandon Anderson

The problem is that there are retards who are actively trying to destroy the board and prevent any meaningful discussion. Pedos are a forced "controversy" and someone goes out of there way to spam the board for hours on end with bullshit, which only dilutes the discussion that could be had by sliding any "good" threads and filling the catalog with shit. On top of this, the general atmosphere here is quite hostile, as most shitheads just want to be edgy contrarians that actively avoid thoughtful discussion. This place is dying because people want it to die, and most of the people who aren't actively trying to kill it don't seem to care either way if it dies. I also get the impression that this board is filled with children, and that's just one more thing driving this place into the shitter.

I don't care, though. I'll be here whether it's shit or not, I've been here for too long already. May as well go down with the ship, so to speak, huh?

Brody Young
Brody Young

Hi (((something awful leftist goon kike redditor))).
SHADDILAY SHADILAY WE SHALL DANCE WITH KEK AND DESTOY THE JEWS YOU DIE JEW DIE JEW DIE

Colton Long
Colton Long

this
there are retards who are actively trying to destroy the board
and this
in fact, if all the posters wishing the death of this board were to simply stop posting, they'd have achieved their end.

Lincoln Gray
Lincoln Gray

he posts on endchan
Get out

Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

32chan is josh? I actually didn't realize that. I've been waiting for a site that hosts a functioning infinity next that supports mp3s and flacs.

Tyler Brown
Tyler Brown

Holla Forums was always dead

Leo Clark
Leo Clark

cp
selfie of a 16 year old girl in a bikini
get a grip retard there's none of that here. any real cp gets deleted and the poster banned right away and it's posted here no more often than other chans you love to visit

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

Be gratefull, you millenials might not be the generation that fully lived image boards, but you surely are the one that's going to see them die and bury them.

Bentley Walker
Bentley Walker

its because 8ch is shit and the threads are either boring or fucking spam

8ch threads
tfw
pedo here!
muh german ideology (marxism/nazism)
muh porn
muh gamergate

Ryder Morales
Ryder Morales

wut? make threads you think are worthy of this board. random boards are typically shitty content because it's not focused like the other boards. if it becomes more high traffic then it means you're getting more normie shitheads and tourists that visit to feel edgy because they read about the site on ars or some shit.

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

this board has a secret focus. You just don't know about it yet cunt. It's called

REDDIT yeipeeeeee

Grayson Campbell
Grayson Campbell

((( REDDIT LEFTISTS ARE IN THIS THREAD))) I awaken the ancient powers in me dont think I won't. And as I do kekistan will rise right in this thread.

Liam Bennett
Liam Bennett

lefists have no jobs so they go on the internet and circle jerk while right leaning people actually debate each other and not throwing hissy fits when provided with a decent point that they dont really agree with.

Christopher Gomez
Christopher Gomez

Is it anime desu

Matthew Hill
Matthew Hill

Be gratefull, you millenials might not be the generation that fully lived image boards
The good ol' days were something else. Remember when 4chin was a newborn? It was like the wild fucking west.

Julian Barnes
Julian Barnes

tryhard edgelord tries hard to edge lord the other tryhard edgelords

Jacob Ward
Jacob Ward

How do we have 1000 active users but manage 34pph? Like literally not long ago /pol/ and /v/ were getting over 1000pph.

Lucas Cox
Lucas Cox

/pol/ and /v/ were getting over 1000pph.
That's because they have actual things to discuss user. This board is barely serviceable for shitposting purposes

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

/pol/ has plenty of shit going on since Trump became president.

Isaac Rogers
Isaac Rogers

banned
lurk more
there is no such thing as banning here unless you agree to be banned by not using a VPN
yes cp gets deleted, but not until everyone has had a chance to see it
it has been better the last couple weeks but only because they let it stay up for hours a couple weeks ago and it drew unwanted attention from the pigs in SanFran

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

don't tempt me user

Hudson Lee
Hudson Lee

barely serviceable for shitposting purposes
its barely serviceable because this is for shitposting purposes. there are plenty of other homes people have found. look at halfchan. or better, don't.

everyone else has fucked off to /pol/ or is a pathetic lefty in a losing meme war, and they all derail and push their own topics when out of their containment zones.

don't expect anything to change soon. shit is going down in the world and it's more motivating for their purposes than a lot of the gay happenings and focal points normally on here.

Brayden Rogers
Brayden Rogers

Keep posting this crybaby shit. That's sure to bring the numbers up, faggot!

Carson Reyes
Carson Reyes

Got any creepshots of 7th graders? Judging so far I assume it'd be easy for you

Gavin Murphy
Gavin Murphy

Quality > quantity

Never found such good webms and mp4s than on here. Cuckchan can't compete. Love me some war-perwave

Jackson White
Jackson White

Lurn2ID, numbnuts. This is only my second post this thread. Besides, 7 is too old. JK

Aiden Price
Aiden Price

/creep/index.html

James Thompson
James Thompson

I knew you only had 1 post

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

Judging so far
Then explain this comment.
(((CHECKED)))

Nicholas Cox
Nicholas Cox

Keep posting this crybaby shit. That's sure to bring the numbers up, faggot!
Heh. Sounds like you are the one who is crying, user. But you will be happy to note that Dysnomia has delisted the board again to keep people from seeing how badly this board is dying. Because if you can't see it, it doesn't exist, right?

Asher Cruz
Asher Cruz

ITT: newfags bitching that Holla Forums is slow because school just started.

Suck it up faggots, summer is over.

Brody Campbell
Brody Campbell

trips also

Michael Gonzalez
Michael Gonzalez

How far do I go, as a newfag? :P I have the ability to make quality posts, justl look, criticise me, and I'll IMPROVE.

Camden Barnes
Camden Barnes

pls go away, mexico

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