Holla Forums what is your class?

Holla Forums what is your class?


Working class here.

Are you a porkie?

Are you in college, self study, or just a neet?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reserve_army_of_labour
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_each_according_to_his_ability,_to_each_according_to_his_needs
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lumpenproletariat
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Poor third-worlder proletarian.
Self-study

first world college student

lower middle class hero

Landowner class
College

middle-class student/part time worker

I probably count as a lumpen even though I tell myself I'd be useful to the revolution

Proletarian.
Working and studying finance.
Want to help worker cooperatives get started up once I've learned how to use loans and bonds without being retarded.

"Middle class," "first world," and "landowner" are not classes. Jesus, I've been away from Holla Forums for a few months. Did we get an influx of people who refuse to lurk?

fluid druid

Read Critique of the Gotha Programme again and then come back here.

make me fgt

Man, we aren't in the nineteen century, there is much more classes than "prole" and "bourg".

Class distinctions have become more stratified into simply proletariat and bourgeoisie since the 19th century, not less.

Paladin

I'm a student.

My family is a upper-middle class prole, and my father is a office worker.

The porkies cut off my dividendies. Now I seek vengeance and employment.

first world, prol, university student

Depressed neet in a working class family. I'm looking for a job but it's hard.

Want to help worker cooperatives get started up once I've learned how to use loans and bonds without being retarded.

your a real hero user

Burgerstan here. I really just want to be a middle-peasant, but without the necessary dividendies to just buy a farm I am anxiously looking around for ways to survive under crapitalism. I have a biology degree, but I think I could get better use out of it as a teacher than as a biologist proper (though ecology would be cool and we need plenty of technical personnel I suppose). Gonna try to work on my proletarian pedagogy I guess. So that would all make me, what, labor aristocracy? A fonctionnaire? At any rate it sure does suck being under surveillance all the time.

Thanks, comr8.

Bourgeois factory owner.

Engels' beautiful poetry is what inspired me to identify with communism.

Daily reminder that "middle-class" is still working class even iff you-re slightly better of than the people at the bottom.

Former prole. Now unemployed.

Got anymore Alex "The Commie Tsnuami" Jones webms?

This.
I thought capitalism was supposed to be efficient.

My mother is a G3, my father is an L2. As a college student I am a G4.

'Middle class' third world porky

Working Class zero, "working" every night, doing nothing in reality.

Lumpen = lack of class con.


Middle class is either prols that earn enough to think they are not prols (lumpen prols, but don't tell them), or petit-bourgies. As capitalism keeps going in crisis middle class dissapears.

First world is a cold war remnant that people use to think they are better off than Taiwan. In general, if you have hot water for shower at will, you are first world.

Landowner is .. .. well.. it's bourgie. "But muh means of production!". Rent is profit.

Reminder that unemployment is needed for capitalism to exist. Otherwise the threat wouldn't be there and the prols wouldn't be as easily exploited.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reserve_army_of_labour

To which class medfags belong to?

Are you a landowner? No? Working class.

HAU! HAU!

Was prole, got sick, now lumpen…

If you're here (and not Holla Forums), it's very unlikely you are lumpen.

I'm technically a (lumpen for now)prole but I could be petit bourg if I wanted to, I'm probably in the richest 10-5% of my third world cunt.

we don't need to follow Marx to the letter, are you one of those faggots who says Socialism and Communism are the same thing?
In Holla Forums lumpen means someone who doesn't have a job but doesn't own MoP either.

autism

Then leftypol is wrong.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reserve_army_of_labour

i certainly don't confuse neet with lumpen

I am here and not Holla Forums, but my disease has crippled me and I'm dependent on the state for everything from shelter & food to bathing… I have and never again will have a relation to the MoP, so how am I not lumpen?

have in 2nd sentence should be don't…

You're class conscious.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/From_each_according_to_his_ability,_to_each_according_to_his_needs

I'm I gonna be linking wiki all night?

I accept that when armageddon comes all communists will be destroyed.

I sense… anger

Petite bourgeoisie?

imo the petite bourgeoisie are in the unenviable position of having enough assets for the higher ups on the food chain to notice them but not being big enough fish themselves to do too much eating.

Fitting for aspiring monsters.

Nobility

Neet I guess

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Former prole now unemployed. I try to scratch out a living by selling items on the internet but I make almost nothing this way. I'm hoping it will eventually take off. I don't want to work for some bourgeois boss or deal with the bullshit related to work place politics. Not to mention, I suffer from social anxiety so that makes it difficult as well. I fucking hate it.

I've had numerous jobs over the years but I've been miserable at every one of them.

At this point I just want to own my own means of production but it's nearly impossible without starting capital.

I don't intend to hire anyone, so I don't want to exploit anyone's labor. I just don't want to be exploited myself. The worst part is that my family is always telling me to "get a real job".

Honestly, it's depressing. Especially when you're trying to compete with sellers based in china who are selling their products directly from the factories that employ sweatshop labor.

That only applies post-scarcity once communism's been implemented you retard. Did you even read the wiki link you shared?

Fucking pussy goody two shoes boy scouts. Just give into the Scourge tbh

disabled class, married into upper middle class, living off stocks, still feel bad about it

Worker cooperatives.

Proletarian.

Prole at fast food.

Living with my family in the upper middle class of the US though. Things are still nice and comfy here, all in all. But sometimes it seems a bit…fake? Not bourg-tier fake but still.

You're alienated.

Prole in college

Upper middle class wealth-wise as my parents work in the medical field. Hardly know my dad (a doctor) because he works everyday from 6:45 am to a little after 6 pm. When he is home, he's doing medical charts (think of it like homework, but it's your job).

Extremely dysfunctional family-wise. My mother has been complaining for years how much he works, and any additional stress drives her into tears.

Live in a secluded hilltop neighborhood where there is no one my age or even went to the same highschool. Never got into running/biking because the road to the top of the hill is half a mile long, making it painful on the knees to start and even worse to finish. Plus there's nowhere to go, anyone I knew lived in town - 15 miles away.

I think it's because I'm so used to the problems that the poor face because most of my (online) friends are poor. I spend a fair amount of time finding people who need help and sticking with them. It makes me acutely aware of just how bad things are for a lot of people.

Unfortunately, I don't know of any of those where I live.

i've never worked, i'm a 20 year old venezuelan
my mom always gained minimum wage, and had the money to buy TVs, consoles and shit until 2013

now we struggle to eat well with minimum wage. what am i? how do classes work in a country with hyperinflation where everyone is poor as fuck?

honestly, what's the situation there? Is it government incompetence or porky sabotage of the economy? Or both? No one should starve or be unsafe under socialism, so what's going on over there?

Lumpen NEET.

You ain't a prole.

He is a prol in the making.
Stop being elitist.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reserve_army_of_labour
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lumpenproletariat

KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

I'm the prostitute from
and I just realized that I am, in fact, a lumpenprole