Evalion's Heavily Autistic Boyfriend

Jordan Murphy
Jordan Murphy

Have a look at the LITERAL autist who's fucking Evalion. It's incredibly hilarious

AUTISTIC MOMENT #1 6:39
AUTISITIC MOMENT#2 7:00
AUTISTIC MOMENT #3 9:33
AUTISTIC MOMENT #4 15:53

(Credit for pointing these out goes to yt commenter Gabriel)

Sebastian Smith
Sebastian Smith

You shouldn't care about this attention whore. Just saying. Nobody gives a shit tbh. Now, I'm not saying you should be prohibited from caring about her, no. No, you can do what you want, how you want. I'm just saying, she's not worth your time. She'll never suck your dick, and her content is garbage, so what's the appeal? Nothing, that's what.

Anthony Taylor
Anthony Taylor

It's funny? Her life is genuinely comical at this point. You didn't watch the video I assume. This is a girl whose life is a total mess and she uploads it for our viewing pleasure. Not everything is about sex.

Alexander Martin
Alexander Martin

sex
<Just the sex bit

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

Wasn't that what your entire post was building up to?

you shouldn't care
nobody gives a shit
because she'll never suck your dick

Michael Baker
Michael Baker

and her content is garbage

Isaiah Butler
Isaiah Butler

I noticed that. It's a completely subjective statement, besides I already said I watch her stuff just to catch up with her trainwreck of a life. I don't even watch the full videos, hence why I put those time thingies in my OP.

Andrew Stewart
Andrew Stewart

and she's an attention whore that just wants, well, attention
and she'll do anything to get said attention
So, you know. You're free to do whatever, but I am also free to express the simple fact that nobody gives a shit, and also my personal opinion, which is that if you do give a shit, well, you shouldn't.

Andrew Ross
Andrew Ross

Yeah no, totally fair m8. Tastes differ, I find it funny to watch, you don't want to watch it. Tastes differ, what else is new? I just found the twitching autist next to her, spouting things at random intervals incredibly funny to see. What with her entire backstory and all.

right back at you tbh fam

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

Nyer nyer nyer to you too, big poopy head

Nathan Robinson
Nathan Robinson

Don't call me a poopyhead! I'm going to tell on you!!

Benjamin Stewart
Benjamin Stewart

oh god what's wrong wrong with her eyes?

Julian Thompson
Julian Thompson

what's wrong with her eyes?

Jason Roberts
Jason Roberts

You sick bastard! You tell, and I'm gonna call my big brother onto you!

Austin Watson
Austin Watson

She's a bit tardy

Nicholas Brown
Nicholas Brown

I thought she became a Communist, she's a nazi again?

Eli Phillips
Eli Phillips

No one really knows anymore. She was a Trotskiyst, then got pregnant, had a miscarriage with her assburger husband, and is now dealing with that. It's a clusterfuck of things

Robert Perry
Robert Perry

Looks like the early bird does get the worm. He can't talk right because he's too busy thinking about dem tiddys.

Christian Torres
Christian Torres

Why the fuck does he have facial hair? He's got like half a beard. He looks like I do when I don't shave for a few days.

Henry Perez
Henry Perez

He's literally too autistic for basic hygiene. I suspect Evalion is the one who bathes him and wipes his buttocks whenever he goes number two

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

This dude was part of the "autism crew" as dubbed by Sinead McCarthy, including a cute little sociopath named Michelle Kae. Last I heard, he was creeping on Michelle and she blocked him. I'm genuinely surprised that he scored Evalion. Hey Holla Forums I guess you don't need to go gay, you too can get a girl!

Jason Parker
Jason Parker

miscarriage
You mean abortion.

Jaxson Ortiz
Jaxson Ortiz

How did you miss his muh intimidation rant at 1:57?

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

ywn have an autism-chasing fetishist girlfriend who unironically romanticizes retards & appreciates you for who you are

Matthew Hall
Matthew Hall

former camslut
virtue and honesty
lmao

btw she has been through at least half a dozen boyfriends within 2 years.

Nathan Torres
Nathan Torres

btw she has been through at least half a dozen boyfriends within 2 years.
how do you know?

Xavier Jones
Xavier Jones

how do you know?
it's everywhere dude. 4 of those boyfriends were internet, 2 of them irl.

Colton Robinson
Colton Robinson

When I see something like this posted anonymously on an image board site, I immediately think, "Hey! That's got to be the truth!"

Andrew Edwards
Andrew Edwards

When I see something like this posted anonymously on an image board site, I immediately think, "Hey! That's got to be the truth!"
okay fagnuts. ill lay this out since everyone on an imageboard can't use a search engine.

she was a camwhore for some fags on a group/website whatever
she had at least 2 boyfriends during that time, sending nudes for being their emotional tampon
that one faggot who had some gay roman name to be cool reveals her to be a toe eater
she then meets another guy that writes her script and gives her more money than romannamefag
then she meets some dude irl and goes quiet
then something happened and she is with now this autistic cuck

Jace Smith
Jace Smith

i don't understand i'm nowhere nearly as fucked up as that guy and i can't get any girl to talk to me. this faggot has borderline tourettes syndrome with his tics and outbursts and he's got this hot girl. he acts like someone that will commit mass murder. he's extremely frightening and i don't understand how she can be sitting next to him without being scared shitless. not once did she offer him a juice box and cartoons to help calm him down.

Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

He's not a bad looking dude; he has a perfectly symmetrical face and a full head of hair. It's only when he opens his mouth… these white nationalists are just looking for the best white genetics. Is autism genetic?

Aiden Lopez
Aiden Lopez

he acts like someone who will commit mass murder
You give him too much credit. At worst, he'll sperg online about muh Nazbol stradivarius ideology.

You forgot the part where she fucked a nigger in a porn shoot, aborted the baby, and then bitched to all her followers about how sad she was about her "miscarriage."

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